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  1. #101
    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    If god came into my house I would have to assume bad intentions and bust a cap in his ass.
    If god came into your house he would just be "testing your will" similar to when he decides to give people handicaps and chronic illnesses.

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    God's an asshole, we all know this. I mean the guy sabotaged an entire man's life/family/home/livestock just to win a bet with Satan. What a

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    No offense to all the god believers in here, but God can suck my if he expects I take the time to find out whether the person who broke into my house without my permission is armed or not, intends to use it or not, or maybe whether he/she wants to sing Kumbayah, hold hands and pray for world peace.

    You brake into my house, I assume you're there to hurt me or my family, you don't survive if I can help it.

    Guess that means I'm going to in some people's book. I can live with that. "LIVE" being the operative word there.

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    God's an asshole, we all know this. I mean the guy sabotaged an entire man's life/family/home/livestock just to win a bet with Satan. What a
    He also told Michele Bachmann to run for president (allegedly) and then after she had dedicated several months to what god told her to do, he in tells her to drop out. What kind of a cold blooded piece of does that?

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    if you want to avoid a gunfight, you need to hit him with your first shot. you're going to feel awful silly after you shoot your ceiling and see him pointing a gun at you. but maybe he'll think it's funny and shoot the ceiling also. then after an uncomfortable silence, you both start laughing and he gives you a wink and moonwalks out the door.

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    You definitely don't wanna shoot through the walls for sure, likely to go on through to a neighbor's house.
    The loaded gun I keep by the bed has the first two rounds in the stack as Glaser safety slugs and the rest are Black Talons.

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    Magua hate the grey name Magua's Avatar
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    The loaded gun I keep by the bed has the first two rounds in the stack as Glaser safety slugs and the rest are Black Talons.
    Well congratulations to you.

  8. #108
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    The loaded gun I keep by the bed has the first two rounds in the stack as Glaser safety slugs and the rest are Black Talons.
    The perp you're going to shoot is lucky, he will get a $1 per round bullet stuck in his rib cage.

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    Rascal is really re ed. His solution would probably have been to throw his Bible at the invaders.

    Again, it was four on one. What kind of moron would wait to see if the four invaders were armed?

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    The perp you're going to shoot is lucky, he will get a $1 per round bullet stuck in his rib cage.
    LOL maybe, but more likely a softball sized hole...it's a nasty little round with a lot of KE...

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    I have a Benelli Supernova in my closet. But someone would have to make it up to the 4th floor of my condo complex just to get to my place. That's if they have an electric fob or code to get it. It's not exactly something I'm too worried about.

    And yes, I would absolutely shoot someone who did all that work to get into my place.



    This thread is the . Rascal is a . Dark Reign, Baseline Bum and Phyzik are G's. And Mono managed to work a Ting brothers reference into ting on DMC. Impressive

  12. #112
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    If god came into your house he would just be "testing your will" similar to when he decides to give people handicaps and chronic illnesses.
    It makes total sense. Kind of like how we like to say God watched over us during a natural disaster while ignoring the fact that other equally innocent people died as well. God just didn't watch over them or care about them as much as us. It's a Christian thing, DoK, you just wouldn't understand

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    God's an asshole, we all know this. I mean the guy sabotaged an entire man's life/family/home/livestock just to win a bet with Satan. What a
    The asshole is you.

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    Rascal is really re ed. His solution would probably have been to throw his Bible at the invaders.

    Again, it was four on one. What kind of moron would wait to see if the four invaders were armed?
    I don't have a Bible.

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    why is this becoming a religious issue? whether you're a christian or not, it isn't ungodly or something to defend yourself or your family. in fact, it would be the right thing to do.

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    I don't have a Bible.
    So you just make up your own version of god.

    Your own version is probably better any way.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    I don't have a Bible.
    What the are you going to chase the robbers with then?

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    im pretty sure hemann82 mugged a homeless person once

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    What part was wrong? How do you know what I can imagine?
    I asked this on page two. Until troll responds to it, there's been nothing to comment on.

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