There is no mistaking the fact that the NBA Forum is a dark, degraded place. It was only a matter of time before our hedonism would catch up to us, and we would be forced to pay the piper. And when Fate came calling, it was loud and fear inspiring. With the fate of the NBA Forum at stake, everyone knew drastic changes were needed. Destruction was imminent, and swift action was needed. Kori Ellis and timvp did what they could. They provided amnesty, installed an Executive Committee, and came to a new collective bargaining agreement. But it was to no avail. Fate still lusted for destruction, and soon it became obvious. A sacrifice of blood was needed.
This would not be a martyr, nor an innocent virgin. No, this time the hunger was for a real human being, and a real hero. That was the sacrifice necessary to hunger the beast which threatened the NBA Forum.
That was when Kori and timvp pe ioned me to be that hero. To sacrifice himself, to satisfy the beast's appe e, and to rescue the NBA Forum from eternal damnation. I resisted at first, but realized that this was the only way. And here I am now, offering myself as that sacrifice.
I was slandered by my enemies, sentenced to death in a false trial, and crucified. The entire time, not one of my allies came to my defense. mavs>spurs pierced the side of my beer belly with a spear, but nary a bone of my body was broke.
And now, three days later, I have returned. But only for a short time, as I must now leave forever to battle the beast for all eternity.
mavs>spurs, I do not begrudge you for your actions. I forgive you. You knew not what you were doing, you were merely a pawn in the fulfillment of prophecy. Go in peace.
Giuseppe, I hope you heed my advice and continue fighting the good fight in the NBA Forum. Continue to preach the gospel and never lose sight of your principles.
mid, DoK, and all other Committee members, I forgive you for your betrayal. In such uncertain political times, it was the smart move to look the other way as the sacrificial lamb was being slaughtered.
HarlemHeat, I never approved you returning. You welched on our bet and you know it. You're a .
And now I leave, but within the NBA Forum there is prophecy of a return. Those earnestly seeking shall find it....
Goodbye forever.