There is no mistaking the fact that the NBA Forum is a dark, degraded place. It was only a matter of time before our hedonism would catch up to us, and we would be forced to pay the piper. And when Fate came calling, it was loud and fear inspiring. With the fate of the NBA Forum at stake, everyone knew drastic changes were needed. Destruction was imminent, and swift action was needed. Kori Ellis and timvp did what they could. They provided amnesty, installed an Executive Committee, and came to a new collective bargaining agreement. But it was to no avail. Fate still lusted for destruction, and soon it became obvious. A sacrifice of blood was needed.
This would not be a martyr, nor an innocent virgin. No, this time the hunger was for a real human being, and a real hero. That was the sacrifice necessary to hunger the beast which threatened the NBA Forum.
That was when Kori and timvp pe ioned me to be that hero. To sacrifice himself, to satisfy the beast's appe e, and to rescue the NBA Forum from eternal damnation. I resisted at first, but realized that this was the only way. And here I am now, offering myself as that sacrifice.
I was slandered by my enemies, sentenced to death in a false trial, and crucified. The entire time, not one of my allies came to my defense. mavs>spurs pierced the side of my beer belly with a spear, but nary a bone of my body was broke.
And now, three days later, I have returned. But only for a short time, as I must now leave forever to battle the beast for all eternity.
mavs>spurs, I do not begrudge you for your actions. I forgive you. You knew not what you were doing, you were merely a pawn in the fulfillment of prophecy. Go in peace.
Giuseppe, I hope you heed my advice and continue fighting the good fight in the NBA Forum. Continue to preach the gospel and never lose sight of your principles.
mid, DoK, and all other Committee members, I forgive you for your betrayal. In such uncertain political times, it was the smart move to look the other way as the sacrificial lamb was being slaughtered.
HarlemHeat, I never approved you returning. You welched on our bet and you know it. You're a .
And now I leave, but within the NBA Forum there is prophecy of a return. Those earnestly seeking shall find it....
Goodbye forever.
Mono's trolling is like a Mamet film. I expect the big twist soon.
And if you are serious (which I doubt) how could I betray you when I didn't know what the was going? Plus, you and m>s fake feuded before for the purpose of trolling and I figured you were setting up one of your cons.
Don't go
Real talk.
If you can appreciate the irony of his avatar, then you know where this is going...
I know Cub's a big fan of the avatar too.
For the second night in-a-row I will leave this Forum in a cascade of tears.
After Kool's "thru all the drama she's still my mama" the above is the most beautiful thing I've ever read on the NBA Forum.
I hope Kool dies.
Who cares?
Good Lord. It's just a forum?
A real human being and a real hero.
& if you'd a lost tonite you'd be knee deep in the with the rest of us right now.
Well, the wet blanket has checked in.
Colorful read. I have no idea what you are talking about, but strong and creative work nonetheless.
Get the out you over dramatic pussy, you ain't Jesus.
True story, tbh.
lol Makaveli
^He ain't Tupac either. Just an overweight who thinks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y too highly of himself. He can't go toe to toe with me so he has to resort to tactics like these.
He got butthurt after I named him as the worst poster of the month and M>s as the best of the month
He'll make his next post within a week, tbh..
Mr. White, I see you viewing this thread.
^I vow right now not to let the little out of this one, if he comes back I'm gonna ride that ass like the Giuseppe Rodeo. Shoulder to shoulder with ya or solo, I don't give a .
What happened to this forum....tbh
Any way I read this it's ing pathetic. If you are setting up a troll job, you only further cement my feelings that you truly live for this website. If you are truly leaving, you further cement my feelings that you are a complete pussy got. Well done .
It's no use TSA, he's only gonna keep runnin from your challenges. Mono is and has alwasy been 100%, completely made. This isn't even the first time I've waxed his ass and exposed his pussy.
Woah. Does The Comparison rate as the #1 ST troll job of all time?
tl;dr
ing over-dramatic got. you really typed all that out? Troll job or not that's pathetic
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