Most Annoying Facebook Statuses

[Trill Clinton]

5 star thread

[Leetonidas]

i dont get why everyone thinks they have to be dating someone to enjoy the day of valentines day. like when has it ever been a rule that u have to dating someone or it has to be 1 person? y not share the love& care w/everyone& tell them ur happy to have those people in ur life or have ur entire famliy as ur valentine? most ofus had the entire classroom as our valentines back in like kindergarden so how is it any different now? lol i love all of my friends, family& my bf- not gonna ever start to be stingy over my love to those people to do deserve it ♥ #WeAllNeedLove#

[Dex]

-Anyone who constantly complains about "stress", "I'm so stressed out I hate my situation blah blah blah". Go see a ing therapist then you . Trying to fish for attention on FB is probably as low as it gets.

This.

People who try to use it as Pitybook need to GTFO.

[Dex]

This ones probably been mentioned already, but any "If you hate cancer/diabetes/world hunger/stubbed toes, repost this" statuses.

1) Me posting my dislike for things that everybody dislikes is not going to change a gottamn thing.

2) Thanks for making me feel like an asshole just because I don't feel like trashing all of my friends' Feed.

[Spurtacus]

When people do the location check in. "I'm at walmart" or "eating at Chilis"

Thanks for telling me your not home. I'm going to rob you now.

[Dex]

When people do the location check in. "I'm at walmart" or "eating at Chilis"

Thanks for telling me your not home. I'm going to rob you now.

I can understand the Check-In if you are somewhere interesting, or meeting with friends there or something. I don't understand people who feel the need to Check-In at freaking Dollar General or something..."buying diapers, lol!!1"

[z0sa]

it's funny that all this "common" annoys the out of anyone with a brain. I especially agree with the tiness and lack of class () the pity-partier posts. "I'm so stressed, I'm so tired, I'm so beat, I'm so stupid"

[z0sa]

I can understand the Check-In if you are somewhere interesting, or meeting with friends there or something. I don't understand people who feel the need to Check-In at freaking Dollar General or something..."buying diapers, lol!!1"

I check in at bars and that is just about all. I only started doing that because there were a few times when people I hadn't seen in a while/thought to invite or w/e would show up because someone in our group checked in.

[Kori Ellis]

The thing that annoys me the most is people who post those "funny" poster/signs/ecards pictures that aren't funny, amusing or interesting at all.

Such as...



...with thousands of comments that say.. "Haha so true."

[SA210]

The relationship status change that happens every week by the same people

[benefactor]

Lulz. Or vague, "hope somebody cares that something (but most likely nothing) is wrong with me" updates:

"At the doctors office once again, i hope its nothing serious."

First reply:

"What happened????"

This is the most annoying on the face of the earth. It's like they want you to pull the rest of the story out of them. Just tell us what the happened in your update.

I also agree with those who say the extremely old and extremely young tend to be the worst.

[SA210]

"I'ma do me"

Any post with the word "mayne", or language from trash music such as Lil Wayne and others, etc.

"Stackin dat paper"

"I need me a real n1gga"

"I've got haters", "F all my haters" Anything having to do with haters.

"Who wants to bring me lunch to my job (so that I can show my co-workers that diff men cater to me)"

"FML"

Single to in a relationship to it's complicated to single, and repeat

The stupid hashtags

Girls posting about how they want the perfect guy, but they aren't willing to offer the same in return.

"I'm independent" (because Beyonce told me so, but I'm still using people for everything, living with mom)

And...cheating hoes who post about how they don't have to put up with the guy who caught them cheating and all her girlfriends and guys lying to her kissing her ass telling her she's too pretty to deal with that .

[DarkReign]

facebooking is a pathetic practice

Dont agree with you on much of anything, but truer words have never been spoken.

Social media is so gay, my ass hurts.

[manufan10]

The only thing that really bothers me is when people spell like they're some ghetto thug. Other than that I don't really care.

If it bothers some of you that much there's the "ignore posts" button, and also the "Remove friend" button. Or you could always deactivate your account.

[manufan10]

"R.i.P PEtER ;; YHUu WiLL* BEE MiSSEDd ;; WEE LUV YHUu <3 [ :"

Posts like this get an automatic removal from my timeline.

[JudynTX]

at anyone thinking there should be Facebook Etiquette.

[manufan10]

at anyone thinking there should be Facebook Etiquette.

I agree with this for the most part.. It just annoys me when people WrItE LyKe ThIsSsS!!!!!1

[JudynTX]

I agree with this for the most part.. It just annoys me when people WrItE LyKe ThIsSsS!!!!!1

Just unfriend them.

[CosmicCowboy]

Really? WTF?

[mrsmaalox]

I got a doozy today..."Like this if you wish cancer would just go away"

[BlackSwordsMan]

Its annoying when you try to friend add someone you see their last logon was two days ago and then you look up they died in DUI accident.

[CosmicCowboy]

I had a guy I knew from elementary school ask to friend me and I accepted...last week the er posts on of those stupid "100 funniest sayings" lists one ing quote at a time and just blew away three pages of other posts...I pm'd him to explain that if he would put them all in one post by using the "comment" bar it would be a lot more user friendly...peckerhead then posts on his wall that I was complaining that he posts too much and says he is going to leave facebook...then all his friends come on and beg him to stay and say what an ass I am for complaining...I was like OK ...that just got you on the "ignore' list...

[Spurminator]

The stupid "Sh*t (certain people) Say" videos. I haven't seen a funny one yet.

[Fpoonsie]

I told this person that I can't re-post this because I'm currently engaged in the battle against ty grammar and it would be seen as a conflict of interest.

I was deleted later that day.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

that just got you on the "ignore' list...

I'd have started there