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I don't know about you guys but nothing gets my OG mudbone-size hard like showing fools what's up in pickup basketball.
First of all, when I show up, I play. If there's already a game going on, I just go 1 on 10 and beat up the whole court. Once that easy task is over with, it's time to shoot for captains. Well actually, it's time for me to show off in front of the ladies. While everyone's taking lame-ass beta 3 pointers, I tell the cucks underneath the basket to get the out of the way while I practice my freestyle dunks. We don't start the shooting for captain's process until I've done about 100 of these in a row, usually takes about 2 hours. On my last dunk, I just pick some whiteboy to stand under the rim and teabag him. Then I suckerpunch him while he's on the ground then throw him in the dumpster.
Now of course, I'm always first captain. Even if I'm not the first one to make it, I usually just beat up first captain and take his spot anyway. After that, I pick four times in a row and have the most stacked team on the court. I know it's illegal but guess what.......I don't give two flying s. So of course my team always wins. We run the court from sun up to sun up the next day.....and sometimes sun up the day after that.
As for my style of play, I'm a cross between Tony parker quickness, Derrick Rose athleticism, Steve Nash shooting ability, and Larry ing Legend clutchness. I once took a game winning three, got a quickie from the nearest groupie, and came in her mouth before it hit bottom. We won the game of course, only because I decided it to be that close. It's usually a skunker, Suns-Spurs 2010 style. 99% of the time the other team gets ravaged worse than Katie-girl's balloon knot after walking down a dark alley
lol quick ejaculation
last time me and BUMP hooped he and his linebacker friends just beat up the opposing team in the paint and grabbed every rebound. after the game we dumped gatorade on the losing utd asian team, gave them wedgies and hung them from the rim by their underwear. then we ed their girlfriends and left them the gift that keeps on giving..children that their own tiny asian penises were too small to conceive anyway. now those gooks will never forget that ass whooping imho.
do people still find this funny? I liked the first ALPHA thread (pretty sure it was by someone else) but making one every day is getting pretty old. I don't even read them cause I'm not too big of a fan of those long winded copy pasta stories
I think the 3rd graders and adolescent losers do. I personally think it's pretty pathetic.
Good , not quite as creative as the last one but I chuckled.
you guys are obviously beta.
You must have a very demented personality.
Sounds like Wild Cobra and CubanSucks don't like doing things THE ALPHA WAY
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Maybe yourself.
LOL...
If that's someones demented perception of an alpha, then I think we need to find a padded room for them.
maybe that wasn't very funny
Yup.
Not my fault you're a beta bro.
I stand up to wanna-be-alphas. They are such a joke.
Thinking that doing things THE ALPHA WAY is demented means you're a beta.
But that isn't the alpha way.
Second thought. That is the alpha way for the leader of a dumb click, or gang, or adolescent bullies. Not a real alpha male. A real alpha male also has some intelligence.
you really wanna step to us, bro?
Sorry, but I can't help but laugh at the complete stupidity.
Careful guys, he might triangulate our position and tell us we should really be careful about photos we put on facebook!
He's checkin google earf as I type this!
That's the beta way to stalk bro. The alpha way you'd be yelling her name the whole time so she knew you were coming and then go kick in her door.
And calling people "n*gger" to rile them up isn't pathetic?
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