Godvine.com

[Venti Quattro]

what kind of a devil prays for frosted tears?

[jeebus]

that was in hilarious

[baseline bum]

Those guys are racist as ; they deleted my prayer for RGIII.

[IWantsACuatro]

lololol

IronMexican has yet to be banned though.

They can't be racist then.

Edit: I tried to submit one myself. It must be approved by a mod .

You guys are terrible, terrible people.

[LnGrrrR]

They banned me
And they deleted my sincerest prayers

Damn it! I was going to ask you to pray that Rondo plays Game 2.

[baseline bum]

Damn it! I was going to ask you to pray that Rondo plays Game 2.

My prayers haven't worked very well tbh. For instance, I prayed for Kobe to tear his ACL and Jesus ed it all up and took Rose down instead. Then I prayed for no monkeyball and the Clippers had their historical comeback. Godvine is broken tbh.

[baseline bum]

See the light!
Jesus hates the Lakers.

I probably cpuld have added a "Kobe raped a white girl" and get 50 prayers more.

http://www.godvine.com/prayers/40053

really.. GODVINE FOR A TEAM TO WIN

[J.T.]

My prayers haven't worked very well tbh. For instance, I prayed for Kobe to tear his ACL and Jesus ed it all up and took Rose down instead. Then I prayed for no monkeyball and the Clippers had their historical comeback. Godvine is broken tbh.

I find that God gives every sports fan one get out of jail free prayer for their whole lives. Not one per team, one period. You can't pick when you want to use it either which is the worst part. I can't tell if mine was answered already yet because I prayed pretty ing hard when the Colts were down by 18 to the Patriots in January 2007 but later learned Peyton and Archie Manning prayed for the Colts to win too.

[Venti Quattro]

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[LnGrrrR]

I find that God gives every sports fan one get out of jail free prayer for their whole lives. Not one per team, one period. You can't pick when you want to use it either which is the worst part. I can't tell if mine was answered already yet because I prayed pretty ing hard when the Colts were down by 18 to the Patriots in January 2007 but later learned Peyton and Archie Manning prayed for the Colts to win too.

I think all of Boston collectively used theirs in 04.

[Venti Quattro]

http://www.urgentprayers.com/

[Venti Quattro]

Lakers fans, let us all join together and pray for our brothers whose spirits have been injured or have been swerved away from the right path.

Dedicate a prayer for our brother, Pau Gasol, that he may overcome this evil named plantar fasciitis.

Your brother in the Lakers name,
Venti Quattro

[midnightpulp]

Some of DD's best work.

Jack Hould

[DeadlyDynasty]

I think it's pretty immature and lame that you guys are spamming a legitimate christian website with your fake prayer requests. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Good times

[mavs>spurs]

hey laker fans let's all jack off to how we really told those christians a couple things! cmon guys, lets all post pics of our s yeah!!!

[baseline bum]

Good times

Had they not erased that prayer for Pau Gasol's vagina maybe we wouldn't be in this ed up situtation.

Ship his ass out

[DeadlyDynasty]

stop making fun of the god-fearing right!

[mavs>spurs]

i think mono started that whole changing quotes things in 2006, and the insert something here was mine

it's 2013 bro

[DeadlyDynasty]

What a hipster thing to say. I'll say a prayer for your mutilated phallus

[mavs>spurs]

cmon bro let's compare phalluses it's cool

i mean you stare at them all day at your job

[midnightpulp]

When did the m>s/DD feud start?

[DeadlyDynasty]

cmon bro let's compare phalluses it's cool

i mean you stare at them all day at your job

That doesn't make any sense.

[DeadlyDynasty]

When did the m>s/DD feud start?

We're old friends. We go way back.

[mavs>spurs]

it's just a recycling of old shticks in here tonight

kind of like how you cycle out old mens catheter bags while taking a peek under their gown and muttering something about kobe

[DeadlyDynasty]

it's just a recycling of old shticks in here tonight

kind of like how you cycle out old mens catheter bags while taking a peek under their gown and muttering something about kobe

Medics don't give or change catheters. Try harder.