I'm sure I have felt other greater feelings in my life....
DET feeling when you wake up early as in the morning thinking you have to get up for work, then realizing det it's the weekend.....no greater feeling in the world![]()
I'm sure I have felt other greater feelings in my life....
your mom is pretty gangsta with the things she does on the D when she goes to work, lol
Dorner made the LAPD and worked with them for 3 years, was molded by them
I wouldn't consider inhaling the aroma of an inmate's rectum a more pleasurable feeling imho
/gif bomb
Your mom disagrees!
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LOL mom jokes after being rimmed.
how about waking up to piss and seeing that you still have a few hours before work, time to piss and comfortably go back to sleep
worse feeling, waking up having to piss 20 min before your alarm goes off, what to do
His mom has the same job as you?
You're not good at this.
expanding upon this to the next level, IMO. I frequently encounter both scenarios, it's its less than 1 hour till wake up time I just hold it and go back to sleep. If I get up, it's over.
Oh I love and hate that![]()
Finding money better than everything itt
Whoever said money doesn't bring you happiness never found a $20 in the pocket of their jacket tbh
This is my favorite.
I found 10 bucks earlier last month while dusting off my north face coat.
the greatest thing in my life is stealing grandma's SUV and fleeing away w/o getting busted
OP and CubanSucks nailed it in this thread. Before this morning (at 4am), I had slept a TOTAL of 5 hours in the past 3 days--it was brutal. My alarm went off at 8:00am--I realized I didn't have work this weekend--and went back to sleep. I just woke up 55 minutes ago.
I hadn't pull that off even in my young, living off my parents for free, with no job days.
Must I've slept consecutive is like 14 hours.
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