Oh look, Jamstone is in here trying to see how far down his throat he can take Kobe. Quite Frankly, I'm shocked!
The problem with your list is we don't know how much of it is true. Kobe controls the narratives about himself. He tells people what to write. He can make up stories about being incredibly injured, when the injury isn't that serious, and then act like a warrior when he comes back. He brags about it so much it reminds me of Lance Armstrong bragging about 7 tour les without a postive test. And we all know the truth about that one.
Oh look, Jamstone is in here trying to see how far down his throat he can take Kobe. Quite Frankly, I'm shocked!
Shaq contributed to the Lakers in a major way and is still hated by plenty of Lakerfans.... try again, son![]()
so basically kobe (and i'm sure tons of other basketball cyborgs as well) played with what the average hockey or football player plays with throughout the course of a regular season.
To overshadow his horrible game, tbh..
Have you heard anybody talking about his horrid performance vs. Atlanta?..
& that's why Daddy went for Kobe after Daddy rang in Miami. He let his mouth overload his ass figuring Kobe wouldn't ring again and he could humiliate him without worry. Media though protected Daddy in the backwash of the '10 Finals. And Kobe knew they would. That is why he waited for the question in the immediate post 7th game presser and then landed the infamous: "I don't forget anything." I'm sure that question was arranged by Black (Lakers P&R fellow).
It's Kobe 2-1 over Daddy. And Daddy has to take that to the grave.
Kobe's injuries have doctor's notes...so fail in the above example...the doctors are the ones advising him not to play and he plays anyway against their will...just like he played when injured against Phil's will...it took Dr. Buss talking to Kobe for him to sit out....so no Kobe doesn't control the narrative...the risk is to high to his legacy if we found out he was lying...what you see with Kobe is what you get....
@MarkG_Medina
Kobe Bryant is officially in the Lakers' starting lineup
Yes Daddy does
ok new nickname for Kobe...The Black_Cyborg..spread the word my friend....
- "Tonight we have had the privilege of witnessing the greatest display of guts and stamina in the history of the ring. Ladies and gentlemen we have a split decision."
- Thayer David - "Rocky"
Over/Under 20 grimaces from Kobe tonight?..
Called it couple of days ago...
Cue the telecast non-stop repeating "playing on a sprained ankle" every time he misses/makes a shot...
^Christ, you ers have been damn near impossible since he went up on Duncan 5-4. It's almost like I wish it woulda never happened.
If the studio bigwigs had their way the original black cyborg would have been OJ as The Terminator. So that's a pretty fitting nickname since Kobe's destined to go that route. Star athlete in his playing days. This little episode should really qualify Kobe for a SAG card and like Orenthal James in the Naked Gun movies everyone's having a hearty laugh at all the ways Kobe gets fake hurt.
And poor Vanessa. We know how that's gonna go. As soon as the ink's dry on Kobe's retirement papers she'll divorce him for real. Who knows what effect that stuff the Nazi scientists are pumping into his knees will have on that warrior temper of his.
Such a warrior. Will play even in wheelchair. My hero
Good. Wouldn't want the Lakers actually having a chance to win tonight.
I couldn't agree more
They both have to take the fixed 2002 WCF to the grave, knowing that besides the unknown number of illegitimate children they have floating around, there is at least one illegitimate banner hanging in Staples.
ESPN will apparently be "monitoring his progress" all nightwow.
even our fantastic local sportswriter guy was hooked in by kobe. so unclassy.
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