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    ...some of his friends were arguing about how much a silverback gorilla could bench press.

    Hmmmm?

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    i think a full grown male silverback can toss up 1000 pounds with ease.

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    i think a full grown male silverback can toss up 1000 pounds with ease.
    What's what I told them. How much does a big gorilla weigh....500 pounds?

    Back in the day the day the San Diego Zoo had a big gorilla named Victor. He had to have been around that size. What a nose tackle he'd made.

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    What's what I told them. How much does a big gorilla weigh....500 pounds?

    Back in the day the day the San Diego Zoo had a big gorilla named Victor. He had to have been around that size. What a nose tackle he'd made.
    500 pounds of muscle, they can hang from a tree by one arm, rip trees in half...bro, they are strong as . you've seen the damage chimps do when they attack humans? imagine the damage a silverback would do.

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    500 pounds of muscle, they can hang from a tree by one arm, rip trees in half...bro, they are strong as . you've seen the damage chimps do when they attack humans? imagine the damage a silverback would do.
    I hear ya bro, once saw one of those Discovery Channel (one of those) bits about them. So there's this big silverback, he grabs a shoot of bamboo (big) and snaps it like a twig. yes...at least a 1000 pound bench.

    A pissed off Chimp, one badass hombre.

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    Still . . . no match for a grizzly bear.

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    Still . . . no match for a grizzly bear.
    Totally agree. Those Kodiak bears what...12 feet tall?

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    Funny this is brought up…I once was on a project concerning Gorillas and the expert claimed that a male silver back gorilla had the strength to press 3000 lbs…However unlike humans the silver back would never show off with the display of strength…

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    Funny this is brought up…I once was on a project concerning Gorillas and the expert claimed that a male silver back gorilla had the strength to press 3000 lbs…However unlike humans the silver back would never show off with the display of strength…
    I wanted to say something like that. That's strong!

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    It's not his size or weight, it's the fact that gorillas and chimpanzees have much longer muscle insertion points.

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    Can we get a list of Gorilla species that will be the pre-cursor to a battle of the gorillas thead?

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    Gigantopithecus

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    In book one of the Conan saga/epic he battles a...bull ape...(gorilla) it's kicking his ass. Yep, way too strong for Conan, forget how (too lazy to find out) he finally does it in. Then we have the three King Kong movies along with Son Of Kong where he does tangle with a huge bear. In Poe's...Murder in the Rue Morque...there is a monster gorilla. Is Bigfoot some sort of gorilla?

    Funny thing is that no white man had ever seen a gorilla until after 1900.

    One of the greatest scenes in moviedom history

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    Apes are strong.

    Great thread.

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    ...some of his friends were arguing about how much a silverback gorilla could bench press.

    Hmmmm?
    This may very well be the scariest thread in the history of the message board.

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    Hey Random...Wait till we get to Ligers


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    So who would win between a Tiger and a Gorilla?

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    So who would win between a Tiger and a Gorilla?
    I'm sure the biggest baddest gorilla who ever walked the earth could probably kick ass on a sissy/gay tiger. But on average...tiger would win it.

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    OP is a got

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    translation

    What's a gorilla?

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    translation

    What's a gorilla?
    Nope, I'm pretty sure he meant you are a got.

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    Nope, I'm pretty sure he meant you are a got.
    What sickness do you actually suffer from anyway? I take it it isn't treatable.

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    What sickness do you actually suffer from anyway? I take it it isn't treatable.
    You're a flaming sexual

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    You're a flaming sexual
    Here I am talking about something involving my son and I'm a sexual. Dude, are you really as ed as you act here?

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