Week 6 Black QB report card: Some improvement, overall unimpressive.

[Chief Brody]

This video holds true to this day...he's a pompous gasbag with only one good take in his life, and he saved it for ESPN:



We're all still desirous to see this great black QB

[jeebus]

Creepn, Trill Clinton, JaytheClown, Huey Freeman, and Avante himself.

I haven't seen JaytheCoon in a while imo

[Chief Brody]

If Rush was still with us and not in an oxycoma he would stand up for the heart (defense) and soul (Lynch) of this Seattle team.

[Spur-Addict]

My defense of Russell Wilson does not discredit the Beast that Lynch is.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

If Rush was still with us and not in an oxycoma he would stand up for the heart (defense) and soul (Lynch) of this Seattle team.

Hey Chief, as someone else who's rarely sober , what do you recommend as the best nightcap? I've found recently that alcohol is helping me go to sleep at a decent hour extremely effectively and I'm curious what the best combo has been in your experience

[Chief Brody]

The good:

Cam Newton: sure, they beat a dog Matt Cassel-led Vikings team, but Cam had 242 yds and 4 total TD's. He'll go back to struggling going forward until they're 3-7, then shamelessly statpad like last year. Still, A for effort today.

Thad Lewis: From the street to facing the Bengals D in 9 days, he played with a ton of heart and kept the Bills in it. B+

The bad:

Russell Wilson: Some might say he was riding the coat-tails of Marshawn Lynch and a dominant defense to victory. But they didn't witness the clapping in the huddle, the dump-offs and checkdowns, and the purposefully errant throws (to test the skill of his wide receivers). His heroism is truly second to none. A++

Colin Kaepernick: 16/29, 252 yards, 2 tds, 1 int, 1 lost fumble (2 total fumbles). Don't be fooled by the stats, half those yards came off 2 blown coverages on Vernon Davis. Other than that, he made terrible decisions in the redzone and once again looked horribly uncomfortable in the pocket. Starting to look like the black blood cells are more prominent than the white ones. (Alex Smith is 6-0, btw). C-

The ugly:

Terrelle Pryor: 10 sacks, most in the circus-variety. Blame a crippled o-line all you want, but you can't be losing a 1/4 of the field on each sack. Throw in 3 picks for good measure. F

Geno Smith: LOL. F

Michael Vick: Watched the white man rape a top-flight secondary and now has 7 total td's in 2 games. He'll rush back from injury, hurt his team, then get injured again (stop me if you've seen that before). F

Cawnbread Griffin III: Awful. Like Kaepernick and Wilson, he's dog when you keep him in the pocket. D

Other:

Josh Freeman: This retread has earned a job by default, so his addition will make up for Vick's subtraction.

Revised, for the fanbois

[Chief Brody]

Hey Chief, as someone else who's rarely sober , what do you recommend as the best nightcap? I've found recently that alcohol is helping me go to sleep at a decent hour extremely effectively and I'm curious what the best combo has been in your experience

Take a vicodin or percocet along with an 800mg Ibuprofen/Motrin. The Motrin doesn't do anything by itself but it potentiates certain narcotics and makes them stronger

[Spur-Addict]

A++

As far as the alcohol is concerned, I like Makers on the rocks. Gentleman Jack on the rocks. Woodford Reserve on the rocks. That's a good place to start imo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

A++

As far as the alcohol is concerned, I like Makers on the rocks. Gentleman Jack on the rocks. Woodford Reserve on the rocks. That's a good place to start imo

Yeah I've been going Makers the last few nights.

[spurraider21]

This " fest" dates back before this year , mostly due to Avante and the NFL forum black panthers glorifying Wilson as much as possible.

And it gets annoying when Wilson has a pedestrian, game managing performance followed by Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin on NFL network acting like Russell Wilson just led a team to a 19-0 season hyping his performance up as much as possible.

That's all fine and dandy but none of that applies to me. I haven't been posting on the NFL forum for very long. Pretty much a couple of weeks before the reg season started. Idc what NFL network says or if some posters call him a top 5 qb or something. I've never come out of nowhere to make a claim like "Wilson is a top 5 qb." Most of my posts regarding Wilson have only come in response to certain posters talking about him like he is Jon kitna or Matt schaub.

It took me a couple of weeks on this forum to realize how annoying Avante is, and for that first week or 2 I was called his semen shield... Similarly I've only been on this forum talking about Wilson for about a month, so don't go lumping me with said black panthers. I've always been low on kaep, rg3, etc. I just see more in Wilson than those guys

[Chief Brody]

As for booze I actually don't imbibe much anymore. I've gotta bottle of Glenfidditch which is some low-grade single malt, but it does the job.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Take a vicodin or percocet along with an 800mg Ibuprofen/Motrin. The Motrin doesn't do anything by itself but it potentiates certain narcotics and makes them stronger

isn't that like death for your liver?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

That's all fine and dandy but none of that applies to me. I haven't been posting on the NFL forum for very long. Pretty much a couple of weeks before the reg season started. Idc what NFL network says or if some posters call him a top 5 qb or something. I've never come out of nowhere to make a claim like "Wilson is a top 5 qb." Most of my posts regarding Wilson have only come in response to certain posters talking about him like he is Jon kitna or Matt schaub.

It took me a couple of weeks on this forum to realize how annoying Avante is, and for that first week or 2 I was called his semen shield... Similarly I've only been on this forum talking about Wilson for about a month, so don't go lumping me with said black panthers. I've always been low on kaep, rg3, etc. I just see more in Wilson than those guys

I wasn't asking you to defend your stance, I was just answering your question as to what started the fest.

[Chief Brody]

isn't that like death for your liver?

I wouldn't do it every day, but it's great a few days at a time for a quick buzz, then guaranteed sleep. Have a bunch of Motrin but no narcs left. Only thing I have is Klonopin and Ambien. If you have Klonopin (or any other benzo), put one under your tongue at night.

[Spur-Addict]

Josh Freeman will start in week 7

[spurraider21]

Josh Freeman will start in week 7

he's better than Cassel or Ponder, so its still an upgrade, despite himself

[Spur-Addict]

he's better than Cassel or Ponder, so its still an upgrade, despite himself

I agree. And I'm sure it'll make for some interesting discussion this week. If he does well, it'll be because of the running game. If not, well, you know how that goes

But he does have some deficiencies. But he has thrown for 4,000 before so we'll see.

[Spur-Addict]

Respected Gunslinger Kurt Warner (Who once had 40 TDs in a season. Leader of the greatest show on turf, and a super bowl winning QB) on Russell Wilson (Around The League 10/16/2013):

"It doesn't surprise me when I hear that he's number two behind Michael Vick (in rushing this season) because, I don't think the issue is so much Russell Wilson. I can't really tell you how he's developed as far as becoming a passer BECAUSE I think they really struggle on the outside. Very seldom when they drop back do you see guys creating separation, guys that can win in one on one situations. And I think that's why we're seeing him run so much. It's that he drops back, and there's no separation, there's nobody open. And now hes gotta start creating, hes gotta create with his feet to make a throw down the field, or what he's doing more often is creating with his feet and running and picking up yards and moving the chains that way. So, it's hard for him to develop further as a passer without having weapons on the outside to help him".

http://www.seahawks.com/videos-photo...8-5373af112f74

[chunticakes]

the one time i took percocet it ed me up. and i only took a 5/325. i'll stick to norco and xanax, tbh.

[spurraider21]

But Sidney rice had one really good season

[DeadlyDynasty]

But Sidney rice had one really good season

Coincidentally, the same year he had an above-average pocket passing QB.

Imagine that.

[DeadlyDynasty]

the one time i took percocet it ed me up. and i only took a 5/325. i'll stick to norco and xanax, tbh.

lol APAP. What's norco tbh?

[jeebus]

lol APAP. What's norco tbh?

thispego loves this stuff tbh

http://www.rxlist.com/norco-drug.htm

hydrocodone and tylenol

[DeadlyDynasty]

I wish Vicodin did it for me

[spurraider21]

Coincidentally, the same year he had an above-average pocket passing QB.

Imagine that.

so he's a guy that requires an ideal situation to be productive. cool. good receivers tend to do well in spite of situations, unless they're just SO terrible like Arizona last year. fitzgerald put up numbers with nobodies. blackmon is putting up numbers with gabbert/henne. santonio holmes has been more productive with the jets than Rice has had anywhere outside of the one season