Since everyone is so worried about Avante...
I worked in the male sex business for about five years, which was about as much daily ass pounding and swallowing I could take before I had to quit. I worked in that biz from 73-78, have been getting some side work ever since, but only black s now.
Then I was a point man for a small time Filipino pros ution ring for 21 years, then a second in charge of the largest ring in the world for 12 years. That's 33 years of money off of underage girls.
Judy was the daycare director at the largest church in town, but because they found out she was sleeping with the preacher and all the deacons she was forced to work at home. So we bought a home with a room that could be used for a daycare/part time pros ution business.
Being almost completely immobile because of 30 years of poor health choices, I've gained only around 75lbs this year. Hard to cut back on those ding dongs, stuffed crust pizzas, deep fried Twinkies and cans and cans of whipped cream straight from the nozzle.
I know, my reality sucks so it's far more fun to be on the internet and around in a fantasy world.
I am the real deal when it comes to my fake interests as I showed everyone with the pictures, yes I've never used that bench press, it's just some ornament, hahahahaha!!!!!!!
I talked about those Navy days because putting those young men in that situation got my career started. I should have known some of them better. They could've worked for me.
The goods
The goods?this is so weak I don't even know what to say
Only thing anyone can possibly take from this thread -
is that the OP is revealing himself to be a got smoker.
The goods?
Det twisted gelatinous goo
benefactor, you ever consider being a writer? Reading this gave me chills, it's that well written.
hahahahahaha!!
lol
Since nobody cares about benefactor.
I was a male for about twenty years, which was about as much daily ass pounding and swallowing as I could take before I had to quit. I worked in that biz from 83-2003, have been getting some side work ever since, but only big black s now.
Then I worked as a midget for a small time Filipino Carnival for the last five years, then fell in love with the fat lady and we got married. We will be pimping out our daughter once she comes back from the mental ward.
My fat wife was the Carny , the biggest Carnival in the islands, but because they found out she was sleeping with the local monks she was forced to repent. So we bought a home with a room that could hold a bed she could lay on. We can only dog , me being a midget ya understand.
Being just 4 '4 and in poor health, I've had it pretty hard, so I pretend I'm a big guy on the internet. With actual hair on my chest. Avante scares me.
I know, no midget bull ter belongs on the internet but why not have a little fantasy instead of the miserable life I really have.
I am the real deal when it comes to my insecurities and tinyness, I would show some pictures but you'd just laugh at me. I do own a bench press but my arms are too short to reach the bar....hahahaha!!!!!! Not really that funny.
I wanted to join the Navy but being a midget they told me no, I would have made a great sailor, just me and a tiny row boat.
Last edited by Avante; 10-17-2014 at 01:04 AM.
you should hit up JT for some of det good and reread imoThe goods?
Thus his moniker "bene ".
Moniker?
That's a fancy Incarnate Word word.
shut your holster tubby, no one cares.
Here ya are half pint.
Do you notice the s who follow me around to every thread just like the ones who follow you?
And I have them on ignore, yet occasionally see their quotes from others on here.
We own these asswipes, lock, stock, and barrel.
These poor lost fools must be getting more and more pissed they are on ignore and can't do anything about it except make bigger and bigger fools of themselves.
I am laughing my ass off!
It doesn't get funnier than this iMHO.
Of course it gets funnier:Don't know about you but I have two s following me around and even though I have them on ignore, their initials are "c" and "a".
I own them!
Do you notice the s who follow me around to every thread just like the ones who follow you?
And I have them on ignore, yet occasionally see their quotes from others on here.
We own these asswipes, lock, stock, and barrel.
^^^^^^
I own both those two fools, they follow me everywhere, even while I have them on ignore, fools!
Two hours and counting, old man.
This meltdown gets funnier and funnier.
Yes we do and there ain't a damn thing they can do about it, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Do you notice the s who follow me around to every thread just like the ones who follow you?
And I have them on ignore, yet occasionally see their quotes from others on here.
We own these asswipes, lock, stock, and barrel.
With Avante on board, the old man's ing just got extended another two hours.
Ready your popcorn, folks.
That makes it even funnier!
I just know they are both getting more and more pissed.
Their melt downs must be approaching epic proportions by now.
I have them posting after me in practically every thread I post in now, this is amazing.
You have your worshippers too, and sometimes there is carry over.
But in any case, they Have to follow us, have to try to save face.
And all we have to do is laugh at them!
Un- ing-believeable!
I like watching you not ignore my every post.
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