Hornets: lol baseball

[King Emmanuel]

fans managing to be fatter and more unathletic than players
nothing happening
old white people

[King Emmanuel]

"world" series and 0.000000001% of the world actually cares, unlike the world cup
world series of american major league baseball

[Clipper Nation]

This one World Series game is more exciting than the entire povertyball Third-World Cup

[Jodelo]

Baseball
"Sport"

[Splits]

baseball
"sport"
standing around for 10 hours
10 hour games
fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
steroids
barely move and need steroids
players hit the ball a couple of times during a game, but need steroids for that
fat
spitting
manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
play by play announcer and fans who when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
Joe Buck
fake intense voice
pretends he gives a , just wants his paycheck
fans sleeping during the game, because no is happening
fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
fat s
catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
"let's go to the ball game " song
still living in the 50's
"God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
AIDS buying a baseball team
so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/
Reliever
worst role ever; even worse than punter
does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
paid to play 1 inning

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wearing a cup to protect their balls
fixing it after every play
probably will never get hit there anyways
tommy john
racist sport
racist teams
white players can't hit
needing steroids to throw a ball
manager has a number
manager wearing a jersey
nobody wears baseball jerseys
face of the sport is a guy suspended for the year
breaking news: ____ has a perfect game going on
so boring people actually getting more excited over literally NOTHING happening in the game

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athletic 6'8 black people playing basketball
monsters like lebron james, and shaq terrorizing the league's white stiffs
tough 6'2 black people playing football, busting s balls, so many injuries a year sometimes an entire defensive line is out
crafty 6'0 black people playing futbol, showcasing their remarkable footwork and skill



fat, unathletic black people playing baseball, because they can't play any other sport that requires physicality. they tore acls within minutes of playing basketball and football as a kid, so they have no choice but to learn how to hit a baseball and do nothing else
DH rule made just for these unathletic s
prince Fielder
david ortiz
pablo sandoval


comparing those fat s to a real athlete like pele

[King Emmanuel]

thinking pedophile looking mother ers like Pence hitting a baseball can compare to leo messi's goals

[Splits]

Originally Posted by King Emmanuel
guy hitting the ball 30% of the time is considered 'elite'
9 innings
people already falling asleep in the 2nd inning
afternoon/night doubleheaders
so boring people actually pay to watch nothing going on, leave the stadium to eat dinner, come back and watch nothing going on for another 4 hours
spending 9 hours on a Saturday in the summer doing nothing




Originally Posted by King Emmanuel
dugouts
too scared to get hit by a foul ball
fans making better catches than some of the players
fans making more highlight reels than the players
players high-fiving everyone in the dugout because they scored off a sacrifice fly
pinch runners getting excited over an appearance
warming up in the bullpen, probably won't get to play anyway
joe buck
best teams in the league are barely over .500
players getting their own theme songs playing when going up to bat just to strike out anyway
fat umpire in better shape than 90% of the players




Originally Posted by King Emmanuel
farewell Jeter
last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark
no story for the media to talk about
fat fans inspired by a rare fit baseball player




Originally Posted by King Emmanuel
fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it

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Berman
people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
162 games
648 total hours of baseball a year
devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

[King Emmanuel]

Yankaluvas worse than lakaluva

[Splits]

intentional walks
too scared to face a guy that hits the ball 30% of the time, instead chooses to face the guy that hits the ball at 29%
lefties too scared to pitch to a righty, has to be replaced
pitching rotations
must rest for at least 4 days, will die if they have to pitch after 3 day break




baseball is already so boring, this is the most entertainment you'll ever get from it

[Clipper Nation]

thinking pedophile looking mother ers like Pence hitting a baseball can compare to leo messi's goals

Never even heard of Leo Messi, but since I'm guessing he's some third-world povertyball player, he's a got

[King Emmanuel]

snail paced sport for old christian white people
hardcore fans losing more calories over a game than the players
people talk about fat people playing football, but at least they're tough, since baseball players are both fat and soft
poker players burning more calories over sweating than baseball players "playing"

[Reck]

snail paced sport for old christian white people
hardcore fans losing more calories over a game than the players
people talk about fat people playing football, but at least they're tough, since baseball players are both fat and soft
poker players burning more calories over sweating than baseball players "playing"

You were on a roll till you mention who's softer.













So much testosterone there. Wow

[lefty]

[Stalin]

^ gots

[King Emmanuel]

You were on a roll till you mention who's softer.













So much testosterone there. Wow

who in the are you got

[baseline bum]

Never even heard of Leo Messi, but since I'm guessing he's some third-world povertyball player, he's a got

He's the got who kicked the ball 15 feet over the goal with a chance to extend the WC Final instead of going down to the master race. I think he's like the Karl Malone of Mexiball.

[Kyle Orton]

baseball is boring as

[Infinite_limit]

Too

many

commercials

[Reck]

Good one. Applying accidental and in jest stuff to actual full on gayness.

Not saying gay doesn't happens in baseball too but its rare.

All you have to do in soccer is tune in for a few minutes and you'll see some male on male action out on the field.

[lefty]

baseball is boring as

[jeebus]

lefty, with the Belinelli goods

[Franklin]

seriously if you doubt the sports status of baseball you must also consider some other sports non-sports imho, like car racing, you just sit there driving a damn car without even moving your ass and you'd think it pretty much like playing a video game. Even sawing a wood would look more like a sport to you idiots than baseball imho.