Do I know my target audience or what? This was too easy and I knew it would be.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about some Opium?
I have a bet here with another poster about how this thread will go. I ...guaranteed....some things I know we will see here, he told me that we'd see something different.
Obviously I can't devulge the specifics of the bet.
So let's have some music as it goes exactly as I said it would and I win the bet.
This is the oldest...."House of the Rising Sun"...out there.
Texas Alexander the only major old blues cat who didn't play any instrument.
Do I know my target audience or what? This was too easy and I knew it would be.
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about some Opium?
did you bet that you would watch some kiddie porn while eating alone?
Actually it went down like this...
X...you sure know how to work those people.
Avante....yep!
X...I bet you could get them to do almost anything you want.
Avante....yep!
X...they can't stay away from you.
Avante...I bet they can.
X...no way.
Avante...wanna bet?
X...ok.
Avante....ok watch how I do this and once I bump it up it will be cantthinkofanything who is the first to post with his usual ...Duh?
X...impossible
Avante...watch the master at work![]()
so this was all to bait me?
Can you get the poster you made the bet with to come in here and confirm this nonsense?
Worst attention thread ever
Translation:
" ... nobody wants to talk to my old ass. Better bump this thread so it looks like less of a miserable failure and pretend like I wanted zero replies."
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yes, and it was E-Z...hahaha!!!!!!!
There was no ing bet ya dummy, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it you never ever ever get anything right? How in the does anyone post in this thread thinking they might win something for me....well?
Damn your dumb.
I know. I just wanted to see how far you would take it.
I'll go slow.
You, more than anyone else on this site, care deeply about the number of replies your threads get. Seeing that big fat zero next to this thread must have bruised your ego since you bumped your own thread. Ipso facto: you're an old got.
And I just wanted to see which one of you was dumb enought to...."ok ok so who did ya bet with?"
Hey, man. Don't take it out on me because your joke fell flat.
Little man we have doers and followers, ok? I do things, you follow...ok? I knew if I worded it the way I did....NOBODY...is taking the chance of being why I won the bet...ok half pint? And...that should be obvious.
Everyone who read this....what do I do, ok...nothing. It was real obvious it was going to go just like it did.
Damn you're dumb.
It went exactly as I knew it would.
do I need to finish the joke?
This was me being very confident I can toss anything out there and.....they will come.
Gosh who could have known it was possible to post a thread on a messageboard and have people respond.
The only reason he bumped it is because I turned his "look at your thread with no posts" response shtick against him.
Tell that to...
Clipper Nation
ohmwrecker
ChumpWhatever
Little man I hate to break it to ya like this but you mean absolutely/positively nothing to me at all...ok? Unless I look down and see you humping my leg I ignore you. I know I mean a lot to you, as we all can see.
So, wrong as usual. I've had other...0..threads, how come I didn't bump them up, now think.
Look at what we have here....
Blake
ohmwrecker
benefactor
Clipper Nation
cantthinkofanything
....yep, a master![]()
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