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  1. #151
    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    So you've never sniffed pussy before? Got it.
    That's all I got left. That & lickin' a jar.

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    1) $175k/yr is not "loaded"
    2) Where are you getting "rundown attics and 2 star hotels"?
    3) Even if (2) were accurate, how does that equate to "lying" about my girl of the week?
    4) How fat are you? I remember some time back you were claiming to be losing weight, but what are you down to? 275?
    1. 175k/yr engineers stay in attics and 2 star hotels?
    2. The pics you posted and then removed?
    3. The girl or the lifestyle. Either or. Take your pic of which one you're lying about.
    4. No. I've posted my pic here before.

  3. #153
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    That's all I got left. That & lickin' a jar.
    Your nemesis/copycat is the one who's never licked a snatch, ask him about it.

  4. #154
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    1. 175k/yr engineers stay in attics and 2 star hotels?
    2. The pics you posted and then removed?
    3. The girl or the lifestyle. Either or. Take your pic of which one you're lying about.
    4. No. I've posted my pic here before.
    1. Yes
    2. Yes.
    3. No. See 1 & 2
    4. That's right. Link? So you're not under 275 yet? ing fat ass licking Juanita's gut, trying to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

  5. #155
    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    Your nemesis/copycat is the one who's never licked a snatch, ask him about it.
    Ah, , I just got him calmed the last week or two, I don't want to get him all riled up again. in' pain in-the-ass.

    It's your turn to grapple with his BS.

  6. #156
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    Ah, , I just got him calmed the last week or two, I don't want to get him all riled up again. in' pain in-the-ass.

    It's your turn to grapple with his BS.
    Grapple? He's the easiest troll to clown on this here site.

    And he's a 26yo virgin

  7. #157
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    Grapple? He's the easiest troll to clown on this here site.

    And he's a 26yo virgin
    You have to have that beaver shot. Wackin' it is not enough for a 26 year old. Nuttin' in the beaver makes you break that sweat, cleans out those pipes, way back there, cleans out those glands.

    Poor CN.

  8. #158
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    You have to have that beaver shot. Wackin' it is not enough for a 26 year old. Nuttin' in the beaver makes you break that sweat, cleans out those pipes, way back there, cleans out those glands.

    Poor CN.
    We should all pitch in as if it was his quinceanera.

    I'm in for $20

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    1. Yes
    2. Yes.
    3. No. See 1 & 2
    4. That's right. Link? So you're not under 275 yet? ing fat ass licking Juanita's gut, trying to roll her in flour to find the wet spot
    1. 5-6 figure offer for ST but can't afford more than $50/night on a hotel lol ok
    2. It was a rhetorical question. The pics of the girl were in attics/2 star hotels.
    3. No.
    4. Look for it. It's still there.

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    We should all pitch in as if it was his quinceanera.

    I'm in for $20
    I'll in to the tie his ass to the bed post because at 26 he'll scream & rise.

  11. #161
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    Yeah you never did took me up on my challenge.

    You can post a thousand pics of barely fed chicks but no one is going to believe you without any substantial proof. Shut us all up.

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    I'll in to the tie his ass to the bed post because at 26 he'll scream & rise.
    I met this dude online today. Big 8 1/2 poz . I got him talking about it. Said his strain was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My ing sprang up and I started begging him.

    I went over. I started hitting my pipe, he did a slam. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.

    I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had another dude's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he ed me after the shot.. mixing his babies with his toxic blood.

    So ing hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole flu from this . It's so strong.

    Then I went to the bookstore and let 5 dudes me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.

    He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his is saturating me and producing inside of me. Woof

  13. #163
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    1. 5-6 figure offer for ST but can't afford more than $50/night on a hotel lol ok
    2. It was a rhetorical question. The pics of the girl were in attics/2 star hotels.
    3. No.
    4. Look for it. It's still there.
    1. I don't pay for my hotel bill, never stay in anything under four-stars
    2. No they weren't, you're making up. The attic was pre-configured for a model shoot.
    3. I'm not lying, believe whatever you want. There's actually nobody on this site who has provided more proof as to being rich and ing hotties than me.
    4. Much like a 275lb mexican, I'm too lazy and disinterested to look for your fat ass

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    I met this dude online today. Big 8 1/2 poz . I got him talking about it. Said his strain was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My ing sprang up and I started begging him.

    I went over. I started hitting my pipe, he did a slam. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.

    I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had another dude's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he ed me after the shot.. mixing his babies with his toxic blood.

    So ing hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole flu from this . It's so strong.

    Then I went to the bookstore and let 5 dudes me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.

    He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his is saturating me and producing inside of me. Woof

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    I remember my first time,,,on our wedding nite,,,I just finished counting the take from the reception, in excess of $1,200.00. I was so in' happy. Girl was resplendent in her white. We tied my ass to the bed frame, and I went at it. Lasted about,,,maybe 90 seconds, then I counted the take again and watched the 3 Stooges.

    45 years later how much would that 1200 hundred be worth today?

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    1. I don't pay for my hotel bill, never stay in anything under four-stars
    2. No they weren't, you're making up. The attic was pre-configured for a model shoot.
    3. I'm not lying, believe whatever you want. There's actually nobody on this site who has provided more proof as to being rich and ing hotties than me.
    4. Much like a 275lb mexican, I'm too lazy and disinterested to look for your fat ass
    1.
    2. Anybody that saw them can confirm what I said.
    3.
    4. Oh ok, so just proceed to make up then. It's your forte.

  17. #167
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    1.
    2. Anybody that saw them can confirm what I said.
    3.
    4. Oh ok, so just proceed to make up then. It's your forte.
    How fat are you?

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    To give you a clue where I stay when I travel, the US-Iran negotiations are taking place at the Beau-Rivage hotel in Lausanne, Switzerland. Yeah, I've stayed there multiple times.

    It's also where the par ioning of the Ottoman Empire happened in 1923, though I have to admit I wasn't there.

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    Look it up. Or continue to pile onto your make believe world, your choice.

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    Derrick White fanboy FkLA's Avatar
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    To give you a clue where I stay when I travel, the US-Iran negotiations are taking place at the Beau-Rivage hotel in Lausanne, Switzerland. Yeah, I've stayed there multiple times.

    It's also where the par ioning of the Ottoman Empire happened in 1923, though I have to admit I wasn't there.

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    45 years later how much would that 1200 hundred be worth today?
    Around $10 grand.

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    Around $10 grand.
    Hot damn!

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    He's got money I'll vouch for that. He bought me a driver, a nice one for my bag. Had a big in' head on it. Reminded me of that picture of Kori where she has a big noggin. It was like that. We go out and do 18 holes. Get to the 17th and we're like neck & neck. We both drive to the base of the green on Par 3. He's on one side, I'm on the other. "Dale, you stay over here, and watch to see where my ball goes if I hit it too hard."

    "Okay."

    "Now make sure you don't move."

    "Fine."

    He goes over there, out of sight, all the sudden he yells "fore!",,,not another gd sound, no ball getting hit, no whoosh, nothing, just his "fore"...the ball flies up, lands on the green and rolls to with 4 inches of the cup.

    "How'd I do, Dale?" His voice from over the hill.

    Long story short, he buys luncheon, but, curbs it to the Daily Special...a gd fried egg sandwich.

    Never again.

  24. #174
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    He's got money I'll vouch for that. He bought me a driver, a nice one for my bag. Had a big in' head on it. Reminded me of that picture of Kori where she has a big noggin. It was like that. We go out and do 18 holes. Get to the 17th and we're like neck & neck. We both drive to the base of the green on Par 3. He's on one side, I'm on the other. "Dale, you stay over here, and watch to see where my ball goes if I hit it too hard."

    "Okay."

    "Now make sure you don't move."

    "Fine."

    He goes over there, out of sight, all the sudden he yells "fore!",,,not another gd sound, no ball getting hit, no whoosh, nothing, just his "fore"...the ball flies up, lands on the green and rolls to with 4 inches of the cup.

    "How'd I do, Dale?" His voice from over the hill.

    Long story short, he buys luncheon, but, curbs it to the Daily Special...a gd fried egg sandwich.

    Never again.
    If I'm not mistaken, I offered uncured bacon to go with the fried egg sammich.

  25. #175
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    I met this dude online today. Big 8 1/2 poz . I got him talking about it. Said his strain was strong. Lethal. Toxic. Poison. My ing sprang up and I started begging him.

    I went over. I started hitting my pipe, he did a slam. I locked the blood off his arm. I had to have his strain. I wanted him to infect me so bad.

    I was begging for it, and he went into the bathroom. He came back with a syringe fill of his blood. I'd never had another dude's blood before.I stuck my hole up and he shot it inside me.. scratching around . Then he ed me after the shot.. mixing his babies with his toxic blood.

    So ing hot. I know I'm gonna get a whole flu from this . It's so strong.

    Then I went to the bookstore and let 5 dudes me and grind it all into me. I'd never had something so hot inside me. I had to get it to take.

    He's gonna start knocking me up regularly and I can't wait till his is saturating me and producing inside of me. Woof
    Jesus ing Christ... lol

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