View Poll Results: Best way to get to heaven?

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  • Say you're sorry and mean it.

    0 0%
  • Tell a priest sorry and mean it.

    0 0%
  • Purify oneself to wear holy vestments commune with God and say you're sorry.

    0 0%
  • Bring prime livestock to the priesthood barbeque.

    0 0%
  • Die in battle presumably for the cause.

    0 0%
  • Meditation and contemplation.

    0 0%
  • Live a virtuous life.

    3 50.00%
  • Cash, check, or money order.

    1 16.67%
  • Whatever the hell way I want.

    2 33.33%
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  1. #26
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    That's what I'm saying!!! You see... we do have something in common. I like a stiff drink from time to time. I'm going to Vegas to see the fight... no tickets, but I'll be there. Lots of girls... some gambling... and I'm sure to bag something. No Mastros Steakhouse. No massage parlors. Can I jet ski? Snowmobile? Raft the Colorado? What's so good about heaven?
    Been to Vega about a half dozen times, just long ago. Being a gambler I'd love living there. Only drink on the weekends, I know, weird!

    What do you do in Heaven? Who wants to float around all day among the flowers just ..lalala.....oouch~~~~~~~

  2. #27
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    "By flying my cucktainer there."

    - Blake
    What's a cucktainer? Explain in vivid detail.

  3. #28
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    What do you do in Heaven? Who wants to float around all day among the flowers just ..lalala.....oouch~~~~~~~
    Billions of people believe in heaven. Using your usual appeal to the masses technique, that means you should too

  4. #29
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    Billions of people believe in heaven. Using your usual appeal to the masses technique, that means you should too
    That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

  5. #30
    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.
    Hey got Jones...quiz for you...

    Which one doesn't belong...

    1) pray and focus on being good
    2) be kind to your fellow man
    3) help the poor
    4) have sex with underage kids

  6. #31
    Believe. it's me's Avatar
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    To get to heaven .... take plane. To live eternally wait until science finds a way to stop our cells from aging.

  7. #32
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    To get to heaven .... take plane. To live eternally wait until science finds a way to stop our cells from aging.
    And then finds another planet for humans to live on

  8. #33
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.
    Yeah it's honestly gotten to the point where I see your posts and hear Charlie Brown's wahwahwah teacher in my head

  9. #34
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    So there ya are in Heaven, now what?

  10. #35
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    Yeah it's honestly gotten to the point where I see your posts and hear Charlie Brown's wahwahwah teacher in my head
    Right there is why we can't get along, I'm way way past Charlie Brown.

  11. #36
    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    cool poll bro

  12. #37
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Last edited by Blake; 05-01-2015 at 03:38 PM. Reason: just wrong

  13. #38
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    what about his sister
    Blake, we both know you get the navy thing, ok?

  14. #39
    Believe. AntiChrist's Avatar
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    Best way to get to Heaven?

    Worship me.

  15. #40
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    Bad news for Hitler, if he goes to . There's 6 million pissed off Jews waiting for him.

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