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    Veteran SpursforSix's Avatar
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    Question 1 : Where did you meet potential sex partner?
    Bar in U.S. – proceed to intercourse
    Bar in Olongapo – see Question 2

    Question 2: Does she have pubic hair?
    Yes – see Question 5
    No – see Question 3

    Question 3 : Does she have breasts?
    Yes – Question 5
    No – Question 4

    Question 4 : Do you think she’s over 17?
    Yes – Question 5
    No – Question 5

    Question 5:Hey Avante, you’re a pedo ya know?

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    make it a decision cross.

    cross: a thing you nail people to.

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    Do I know how to guarantee attention or what, yep, a master at work. A bunch of dumb kids vs Avante, hahaha!!!!!!! LOVE IT!

    Ok, here we go....


    I was an runnning back/sprinter in HS, 6-2 240 pounds of twisted young railroad steel. I ran a 4.6 on grass. Could bench 425 yep.....a monster. I had offers from Fresno State, CPSLO, Bakersfield State, Chico and Sac State. But my dad had his heart set on me joining the navy like he had and his dad had and his dad had. So I join the navy, I was 19. I graduated at 18, didn't start school until I was 6.

    So after boot camp it's off on my first WESTPAC, (I'd make 3). First stop was Hawaii, first bar...The Red Noodle (go ahead Google it). Second stop was Viet Nam ( not really a stop, we just hung out there about 10 miles off the coast****). First R&R port.,...Subic Bay and Olongapo City.

    I'd hit Hong Kong, Kowloon, Singapore, Bangkok, Tokyo, ( few other places in Japan) in my 3 years and 10 months of naval service. Probably made it with....hmmmm?.....20ish hookers while over there. Never ever thinking I was with anyone younger than myself. Being a big guy I needed a full grown woman to handle all of me. So I searched them out, and you wanted someone with experience.

    I went to COS on the GI bill and bought this home on a VA loan.

    Imagine standing on a mountain top over looking the lights of Hong Kong and Kowloon with a tall Chinese girl (a rarity) with a cute little tattoo of a blue butterfly over her right or was it left breast? Those are memories you just never forget. Love the way she said...."Law-lee" (Larry)

    I spent a week with "Joyce", yep bought her out of the bar, she was totally amazing.

    *** our job was to launch illumnious s s at night, turning night into day. Yep, we'd hang on the fantail getting a buzz while watching the gunfire.

    Talk about perfect timing............




    So anytime I hear Brandy or this one I think about those days.




    Saw the movie on board the ship. All the old salts getting up and leaving as all us young guys moved up to the friont row



    Last edited by Avante; 03-04-2016 at 02:33 PM.

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    I know a bunch of you reading this have it figured out. Then we have Blake, these two dummies, ChumpStupid and a few others who never will. I'm sorry but it is funny ya gotta admit it, and they just keep coming back time after time, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I have no doubts at all if I said...."I have a thing for old women, 80ish"....it would be...."grannies everywhere find you appauling'....as these dummies gobbled it up, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    thats a terrible exit interview.

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    thats a terrible exit interview.
    I really am starting to pity this one, talk about a total bore, sheesh~~~~~~

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    I really am starting to pity this one, talk about a total bore, sheesh~~~~~~

    Do you think God will punish you for having sex with underage girls?

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    Do you think God will punish you for having sex with underage girls?
    I'm Muslim and Mohammad had a 9 year old wife.

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    I'm Muslim and Mohammad had a 9 year old wife.

    Are you also sexually abusing the kids that you and your wife foster care ?

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    Are you also sexually abusing the kids that you and your wife foster care ?
    Dude, we all get the fact you are one ed up freak, ok? Any man messing with kids needs to be shot in the ing head..ok?

    Kool, stick to your...OH MY GOD SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. ...ok ya ing freak?

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    its their fault.

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    Dude, did you really think bar girls took sailiors to their homes? Where did you get that idea at? Well?

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    Dude, we all get the fact you are one ed up freak, ok? Any man messing with kids needs to be shot in the ing head..ok?

    Kool, stick to your...OH MY GOD SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. ...ok ya ing freak?

    When are you going to shoot yourself in the head?

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    When are you going to shoot yourself in the head?
    A ing freak like you talking , hahahaha!!!!!!!! Kool, you would have totaly freaked out over there. Imagine a sex pervert like you surrounded by willing females. You would still be over there, you would have went AWOL.

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    Is this funny or what?

    Avante...I hate buttermilk....YUCK~~~~~~~
    ST... ya want some buttermilk?
    Avante...did ya miss the part about ....I don't like buttermilk, see that...YUCK~~~~~~~~
    ST...you want me to pour you a glass?
    Avante...ah...hmmm?....I don't like it, see where I say...YUCK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ST...here ya go, have some.
    Avante....

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    Let me try a new approach, see if this works.

    I don't put up with anyone who takes advantage of old folks, kids or animals, ok? Ya with me so far? And I will step in if I see anyone disrespecting old people, harming a kid or an animal. You do not play that if I'm around. Now have I made myself clear on this?

    Let me guess, you little freaks took that as I push old people around, molest kids and hurt animals, right?


    Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just how many total morons do we have here?

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    so far, one

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    Little man, how in the did you get this idea those bar girls took their customers home with them, well? Where did you get that stupid idea, well?

    And...

    How in the did you think I followed anyone home, what, she didn't have a car?

    Dude, just how damn stupid are you?

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    very good that you've stopped blaming others.

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    very good that you've stopped blaming others.
    Do you ever actually tak ..with....anyone? Are you capable of ever answering anything? So ya just ramble on totaly ignoring realiy? Just making up like some freak?

    Unless you tell me how you thought those girls took their customers home with them I wiill put you on ignore. Now answer my question.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    nobody said that. i never said i thought that. you need to be more specific about that girl in fresno.

    now......tell us everything about that child you followed home.

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    don't leave anything out.


    i'm trying to save your soul.


    god bless

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    nobody said that. i never said i thought that. you need to be more specific about that girl in fresno.

    now......tell us everything about that child you followed home.
    Yes you did so why lie? You said she had a Barbie at her....crib. So where did you get this idea she'd be taking a sailor home with her, well?

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    ignorance is bliss.

    god have mercy

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    ignorance is bliss.

    god have mercy
    So ya can't even explain why you said all that stupid ?

    Dude, I've been trolling ya sooooooooooooo damn bad it's comical, now I'm bored with ya.

    See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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