True or false, this belongs in the bathroom?

[SpursforSix]

When you get older you'll need the bidet just to relieve swamp ass. You haven't all day, but you're farming liquid fudge in the bayou beneath the SAC base near Mt Baldy.

When I get that old, I'll skip the toilet and just go in the shower. It'll go right down the drain. If there's any peanuts or corn, I'll just mash them down the drain with my club foot.

[DAF86]

So it gets broken into a bunch of even smaller pieces. It's just not going to disappear is it?

Or maybe it's a bigger piece that just falls on top of one of the holes. Just sitting there...waiting to be sprayed up into someone else's butt.

Yes, then you have to ask your boyfriend to lick it off.

[DAF86]

Are there different pressures? CTOA likes a whole lotta pressure if it's going to go up his butt. He wants to taste the water.

Yes son, you can graduate the pressure depending on how good it feels.

[DAF86]

Ok... so this is really interesting. Sorry if the questions sound dumb but it's all three seas s to me. You use the same towel EVERY time? or do you have a designated area for your towel? You soap your ass down every time? So it's basically just an ass shower? Do some people just have ass loofas (sp?) instead of towels?

What if you grab someone else's ass soap by mistake? I would throw up.

You share the same shower soap with the rest of your family don't you? Think about which is the last place they wipe before they get off the shower, and what's the first place you wipe when you get in, tbh.

Bidet soap is better 'cause is just a fair ass on ass war.

[DAF86]

Are these towels provided by the establishment, or do you have to carry your own towel every day?

towel is communitary son and the ratio of towels per week depends on how much laundry your wife likes doing, tbh.

[DAF86]

If a bidet didn't have a lot of pressure, I'm not sure that I would be satisfied that it got everything. At least in the shower, I can kind of accidentally stick my finger in there and make sure it's clean. Then wash my finger. I'm not sure I could do all that squatting over a bidet.

That's a perfectly valid technic son. God bless.

[SpursforSix]

Yes son, you can graduate the pressure depending on how good it feels.

IHustle wants me to ask you if you can increase the pressure to the equivalent of two black weeniers coming in your butt at the same time.

[DAF86]

IHustle wants me to ask you if you can increase the pressure to the equivalent of two black weeniers coming in your butt at the same time.

Wouldn't be able to tell good sir. You should ask lefty, he's kind of French so he should know about bidets and black weeniers.

[SpursforSix]

Wouldn't be able to tell good sir. You should ask lefty, he's kind of French so he should know about bidets and black weeniers.

I'm sure it's simple math. Just anal physics.

[Blake]

You share the same shower soap with the rest of your family don't you?

Yeah, it's 2016, not 1992. Even the peasants here in the States use liquid soap.

[DMC]

When you post about blood around your knuckle on your middle finger and ask if that means you might have colon cancer, were not going to discuss your colon or your medical condition. We're going to discuss why you had your finger up your ass.

[DAF86]

Yeah, it's 2016, not 1992. Even the peasants here in the States use liquid soap.

Well, use liquid soap if you want.

[Jacob1983]

Showerhead is way cheaper and more effective on wiping asses. You will save a lot of money on toilet paper if you use a showerhead to wipe yo ass.

[boutons_deux]

Yeah, it's 2016, not 1992. Even the peasants here in the States use liquid soap.

Liquid soap is a corporate scam. Do you really think BigPersonalCareCorp "innovates" anything to save you money?

You use more of it than you need, so you spend more versus cheap bar soap, it's full of chemicals, and then you put the plastic soap container into the city dump.

And you use shaving foam from a can, too?

[I. Hustle]

You share the same shower soap with the rest of your family don't you? Think about which is the last place they wipe before they get off the shower, and what's the first place you wipe when you get in, tbh.

Bidet soap is better 'cause is just a fair ass on ass war.

No I do not. I use shower gel.

[I. Hustle]

IHustle wants me to ask you if you can increase the pressure to the equivalent of two black weeniers coming in your butt at the same time.

You weren't supposed to use my name.

[Blake]

Liquid soap is a corporate scam. Do you really think BigPersonalCareCorp "innovates" anything to save you money?

You use more of it than you need, so you spend more versus cheap bar soap, it's full of chemicals, and then you put the plastic soap container into the city dump.

And you use shaving foam from a can, too?

Make sure you're conserving water too.