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  1. #201
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    Avante says:

    I can still consume pizzas, and brownies I hoard,
    cause it all goes away once I'm on the keyboard.

    I can type fantasies, fabricate what I feel.
    Turn it all into tales of twisted steel.

  2. #202
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    "Fabbs"

    poor little guy
    so lonely and blue
    if not for Avante
    what would he do

    he's not too bright
    dumb would work
    as would a got
    and a big jerk

  3. #203
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    Just think....

    Going To the Games? I'm not quite so sure.
    You see, I don't think I'd fit thru the door.

    My keyboard persona, my alternate name?
    Along with my nachos, could go up in flames.

  4. #204
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    poor little Fabbs
    an Avante wannabe
    too bad he's stupid
    and only 5 foot 3

  5. #205
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    So it's pourin' down outside and there ya sit looking out at the rain.








    Last edited by Avante; 08-29-2016 at 11:51 PM.

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    So I take some stuff to a thrift shop that takes donations, I had the stuff in a big blue barrel that Judy wanted back.

    I pull up to the back, here come two workers.

    Avante...here ya go. (holding out the barrel so they can grab the stuff)
    goofy looking...we have to take things in the container.
    Avante...I want this container, I can't just take this stuff out and hand it to you?
    fat Mexican...sorry, but we have our rules.
    Avante...(so I dump the stuff right there)....now what?
    goofy looking....that was dumb.
    Avante...(I kick goofy in the balls then ram his head into the side of the building).....you wanna say something fatso (looking at fat Mexican?
    fat Mexican....no no not me.
    Avante...now pick that up, got it?
    goofy looking...(with blood dripping off his chin)....ok ok.
    Avante....(after all the stuff is now in their possesion)....see it can be done.....right?
    fat Mexican...want a receit?
    Avante...nay, see ya~~~~

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    Getting back to body ......building.

    Progressive change in poundage is a must. That is what puts stress on the muscle, this is how ya get growth. It's done with 4 (2 on each side) pound additions every 3 months or once that last rep in that 3rd set becomes easy. Once you get there ya add 4.

    You do not need a lot of exercises or need to spend a lot of time (I am talking non professionals)

    Anyone interested in a routine that is quick and works just let me know.

  8. #208
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    What bums me out is when I was growing up there was no MMA. Talk about being tailor made for something, there it is. With my size, power, quicks and love of fighting I would have been a natural. A freakish combo of cardio, power, mean, agility and quicks.
    Why didn't you box then, sounds like you should have been the heavyweight champion to me....well?

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    Why didn't you box then, sounds like you should have been the heavyweight champion to me....well?
    I was into track and football, the thought of boxing never crossed my mind. Hmmmmm....a big white guy with foot and hand speed who could shuck & jive and punch, a rare breed of cat.

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    So I take some stuff to a thrift shop that takes donations, I had the stuff in a big blue barrel that Judy wanted back.

    I pull up to the back, here come two workers.

    Avante...here ya go. (holding out the barrel so they can grab the stuff)
    goofy looking...we have to take things in the container.
    Avante...I want this container, I can't just take this stuff out and hand it to you?
    fat Mexican...sorry, but we have our rules.
    Avante...(so I dump the stuff right there)....now what?
    goofy looking....that was dumb.
    Avante...(I kick goofy in the balls then ram his head into the side of the building).....you wanna say something fatso (looking at fat Mexican?
    fat Mexican....no no not me.
    Avante...now pick that up, got it?
    goofy looking...(with blood dripping off his chin)....ok ok.
    Avante....(after all the stuff is now in their possesion)....see it can be done.....right?
    fat Mexican...want a receit?
    Avante...nay, see ya~~~~
    LMAO

    Went straight for the balls just like a . Only a pussy goes straight for the balls unless he thinks he is going to get his ass whooped.

    what a punk

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    LMAO

    Went straight for the balls just like a . Only a pussy goes straight for the balls unless he thinks he is going to get his ass whooped.

    what a punk
    Well actually....

    workers...sorry but we can only take stuff in the container they are brought in.
    Avante....ok, no problem.

    Then I went around the corner to the Salvation Army who didn't care about containers and dropped the stuff off.

  12. #212
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    Speaking of boxing.

    The best of times was when we had Hagler, Duran, Hearns and Leonard fighting among themselves. That was as good as it got for me.

  13. #213
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    Speaking of boxing.

    The best of times was when we had Hagler, Duran, Hearns and Leonard fighting among themselves. That was as good as it got for me.
    No

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    translation


    Avante, who was the greatest boxer of all time?


    Cool~~~~


    Rocky Marciano 49-0

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    How dumb is this?

    Stupid...this Avante guy loves to show off all that silly of his, I'll show him by giving him a platform to do just that.


    hahahahahha~~~~~~~~~~~

    Ignore Avante and he has nothing, thing is....YOU CAN'T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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    translation


    Avante, who was the greatest boxer of all time?


    Cool~~~~


    Rocky Marciano 49-0
    No

  17. #217
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    How dumb is this?

    Stupid...this Avante guy loves to show off all that silly of his, I'll show him by giving him a platform to do just that.


    hahahahahha~~~~~~~~~~~

    Ignore Avante and he has nothing, thing is....YOU CAN'T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    No

  18. #218
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    translation

    I can't help it Avante, you are by far the most interesting poster here, this is why I follow you around.

    So, who is Marcus Dupree?


    I do get it and don't blame ya little man, here ya go.....



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  20. #220
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    I can't help it Avante, you are by far the most interesting poster here, this is why I follow you around.

    So, who is Matcus Dupree?


    I do get it and don't blame ya little man, here ya go.....
    No

  21. #221
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    matcus. some expert.

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    matcus. some expert.
    You really are that tiny aren't ya? Read the above posts talking anout....Marcus.

  23. #223
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    matcus. some expert.
    exposed again

  24. #224
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    You really are that tiny aren't ya? Read the above posts talking anout....Marcus.
    No

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    translation

    I can't help it Avante, you are by far the most interesting poster here, this is why I follow you around.

    So, who is Matcus Dupree?


    I do get it and don't blame ya little man, here ya go.....
    Who the is Matcus Dupree? Never heard of the guy.

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