***Week 5 Official Thread, sponsored by The Return***

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

So the Browns finally stop the Patriots.

**Will Hunting** · 10-09-2016

I fear for benefactor's liver

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

Texans

**Raven** · 10-09-2016

to be fair, watt is out for the season, so...

**Clipper Nation** · 10-09-2016

Assweiler is trash.

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

The terrible ans offense has score a season high 21 points and it's not even halftime.

Dolphins.

DD · 10-09-2016

Ryan Tannehill has one of the longest leashes of the modern era

**jeebus** · 10-09-2016

Brady da GAWD

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

3 touchdowns for Martellis Bennett, 2 of them te defense had no idea where he was.

DD · 10-09-2016

Plenty of time for Brady to get 500 yds

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

Stafford lost the ball with absolutely no contract.

**Clipper Nation** · 10-09-2016

Assweiler is trash.

**Robz4000** · 10-09-2016

Mosley

**Trainwreck2100** · 10-09-2016

the was that houston

**jeebus** · 10-09-2016

Clipboard Jesus

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

Dolphins

Allowing 30 points that crappy ans offense

Making Mariota look like Tom Brady

**Clipper Nation** · 10-09-2016

Hoyer the Destroyer!

**spurraider21** · 10-09-2016

luck has played a of a game

**jeebus** · 10-09-2016

Hoyer the Destroyer!

what about Cutler and his 17 year deal to stay with da Beeears until he's 48?

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

Team leader T.Y. Hilton does it again for the Colts.

**Clipper Nation** · 10-09-2016

Same old Ryan Mathews. Fumble got as usual.

**Mal** · 10-09-2016

Why Pitt is stoping the ing clock

**TheCultOfPersonality** · 10-09-2016

Colts defense coming through.

**Will Hunting** · 10-09-2016

Same old Ryan Mathews. Fumble got as usual.

Philly going back to him after every other runner they have looked better two weeks ago

DD · 10-09-2016

Ben is taking the Jets to the bathroo...err woodshed