One thing I still don't get when trick-or-treating...

[RD2191]

Those are awesome. I mean these pieces of , they're called circus peanuts:

[Avante]

"Halloween Dream"

there I stood
bag in hand
standing next to a Scarecrow
I was the Tin Man

I rung the bell
ready to yell TRICK OR TREAT
when we saw it
it was a spaceship
, a whole fleet

about that time
a lady came to the door
she was 7 feet tall
an obvious old

the Scarecrow was well scared
and I was shook
when down beamed a rope
complete with a hook

the old
screamed in fear
then shut the door
we saw her thru a window
drinking a beer

then we heard a voice
loud and clear
hurry up
so we can get out of here

noway I'm using that hook
too smart for that
that's when I felt
a knife in my back

it was the Scarecrow
beaming with glee
and a big grin
as I fell to a knee

what is that sound
from way over there
well I'll be damn
it was just a nightmare

I turned off the alarm
gave a little...whew
too much Halloween candy
can do that to you

[spurraider21]

Man I hated getting Tootsie Rolls when I was a kid. Those and the really nasty big chewy peanut candies.

i always loved tootsie rolls tbh and it paid dividends. always the cheapest gift at arcades... always tons available after any piñata party as a kid when all the other gots went for their fruity lollipops and

[-21-]

was sitting at home....clowns knockin on my door, i tell them this is australia, not fkn america, we dont celebrate that day here...now fck off

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I just go to the store a few days after Halloween and get a bag for half price, tbh

I do that for vday and easter tbh.

[Joseph Kony]

What kind of got over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

[RandomGuy]

Why do Tootsie rolls, I mean specifically, TOOTSIE ROLLS, always like 35-40% of the entire bag of candy?


So I ran around quite a few neighborhoods tonight and managed to fill a black Hefty bag almost clear full... I have a beer with a friend and am reaching into the bag, and literally every other candy I pull out is a ing tootsie roll. But this has ALWAYS been the case. You'd think they'd be more imaginative in this day and age?! Not to be a complainer, because free candy is free candy, but you'd think the candy would have largely changed since I first trick-or-treated in 1998 at age 4... but nope, it's still mostly the exact same candy... meh.


On the bright side I did haul in a BBQ chicharrones, a Cheez-Its bag and a Bud Light (guy gave a choice of beer or candy for over-21 trick-or-treaters, since we make up only around 10-15% of the trick or treating population, if I had to guess). Also a little hand stress toy in the shape of a football, something to throw around work tomorrow. Other than the fact it was kind of warm and my costume made me sweat a bit, not a bad night after a bad day at work.


Any 2016 Halloween experiences for you guys?

I would think the first thing you wouldn't get about Halloween is candy. You are a grown ass man, leave the trick or treating to the kids.

Wife and I always keep a basket of ty candy for the asswipe adults who insist on demanding stuff. Kids get snickers... teenagers and up get dum dums.

[I. Hustle]

I would think the first thing you wouldn't get about Halloween is candy. You are a grown ass man, leave the trick or treating to the kids.

Wife and I always keep a basket of ty candy for the asswipe adults who insist on demanding stuff. Kids get snickers... teenagers and up get dum dums.

That's EXACTLY what I do. I grab a big bag of dum dums for those d bag kids that are bigger than me and get the good stuff for the little princesses and captain Americas and the like.

[SpursforSix]

That's EXACTLY what I do. I grab a big bag of dum dums for those d bag kids that are bigger than me and get the good stuff for the little princesses and captain Americas and the like.

I would think that Halloween accounts for about 98% of DumDums yearly sales.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

That's EXACTLY what I do. I grab a big bag of dum dums for those d bag kids that are bigger than me and get the good stuff for the little princesses and captain Americas and the like.

I personally don't think little kids with developing bodies and metabolisms should be eating that much processed sugar, but that's just me.

[SpursforSix]

I personally don't think little kids with developing bodies and metabolisms should be eating that much processed sugar, but that's just me.

Eh. If the extremes are getting abducted by Avante or having healthy treats, I'm happy if they split the difference and get too much sugar.

[I. Hustle]

I personally don't think little kids with developing bodies and metabolisms should be eating that much processed sugar, but that's just me.

I personally don't think that idiots with fully developed bodies should be going around doing little kid , but that's just me.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I personally don't think that idiots with fully developed bodies should be going around doing little kid , but that's just me.

4 of my coworkers near my cubicle (we're all fairly recent college hires) trick-or-treated as well. And I work in IT.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

This little kid took to many big loads for his own good
In tha guitar days
After that one!

[DMC]

Midgee juice is near orgasmic. That stuff hits my taste buds and my eyes roll back in my head.

Bend over, I'll hit your in' taste buds and make your eyes roll back in your in' head when I deliver my Midgee juice.

[DMC]

4 of my coworkers near my cubicle (we're all fairly recent college hires) trick-or-treated as well. And I work in IT.

You're lucky you didn't show up at my door, else I would have shot you.

[mookie2001]

Every UNT post reveals exactly how old he is LOL

[UNT Eagles 2016]

You're lucky you didn't show up at my door, else I would have shot you.

And pay me a half million plus your house when I sued you? Okay

[DMC]

And pay me a half million plus your house when I sued you? Okay

No. I would have paid your family though.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

No. I would have paid your family though.

No , why should my family get MY money when you brutally injured ME? Asswipe.

[BD24]

I would think the first thing you wouldn't get about Halloween is candy. You are a grown ass man, leave the trick or treating to the kids.

Wife and I always keep a basket of ty candy for the asswipe adults who insist on demanding stuff. Kids get snickers... teenagers and up get dum dums.

good idea. Think I will have to do that next year. Maybe candy corn.

I especially hate the s in high school who don't have costumes and try trick or treating.

[Kyle Orton]

Every UNT post reveals exactly how old he is LOL

sup, you fat

[DMC]

No , why should my family get MY money when you brutally injured ME? Asswipe.

I don't shoot to injure.

[Chinook]

Tootsie Rolls were the bomb when I was a kid. I'd've loved to have received that many. Instead I got unwrapped candy corn and .

[Spur|n|Austin]

What kind of got over the age of like 13 goes trick-or-treating?

this thread has to be a joke. What a pussy.