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Right...
Seriously, I went to get my hair cut today, praying I didn't get the black guy as my barber. Sure enough, I did, and rather than simply give me the haircut I asked for, he kept telling me what haircut he was going to give me instead because it was cooler lookin 'n . When I said "I really don't give a what you think is better, either give me the haircut I asked for or get your manager so I can have a word with her" he still ed it up (likely because he thought doing so would give him a victory over da white man).
Right...
^not really unbelievable, tbh.
Yeah, because I'd be such a badass for telling the guy at great clips to do his ing job.....clearly I just made that part up.
Did your haircut require scissors? If so, that threw him a curveball.
yeah, that's the part he really struggled with. I also said #2 on the sides, which he for whatever reason insisted should be a #4.
Not surprising tbh. I've one haircut from a black fellow and I've sworn them off. It was like getting a haircut from a blind re ed toddler. Is it so ing hard to measure an inch off the top you dumb ?
He literally ed "finger length" up, how hard is it to measure hair length based off of your ing finger
I guess it could depend on if he thought you meant the length of his finger or width.He literally ed "finger length" up, how hard is it to measure hair length based off of your ing finger
Great Clipswell there's your problem.
There are barbers at Great Clips?
Four things ya never leave it up to black guys to do.
Give ya a hair cut.
Raise their children.
Read a book.
Stay out of trouble.
But....they sure can run.
Is this the haircut you got?
I only ask because you kinda sound like a . No offense.
They have different hair tbh. I doubt many black dudes want to get haircuts from white guys either. And let's be honest here... you went to Great Clips to save money, not get a good haircut.
I'm willing to bet OP walked out of Great Clips w/ one of these bad boys:
You think he walked out with a dude that looked like OBJ? Like he's Avante?I'm willing to bet OP walked out of Great Clips w/ one of these bad boys:
If you go to great clips for haircuts, your hair probably looks like to begin with
Anything is possible, but was only referring to the sick haircut
Find an Asian barber. You'll be clean every time.
You ever try to trim your pubes and realize you didn't do a great job? Now try to learn that way and switch to real hair.
I don't ever have to try to fade my pubes. Terrible analogy.
Don't get me wrong. I have faded my pubes. But it's not like I have to.
Damn straight. I've had okay to crappy experiences with barbers both male and female of all sorts of skin tones. The only one I've ever voluntarily done repeat business with is this little Vietnamese lady's shop. I can understand how women with super complicated needs have to form a deep, meaningful bond with their hairdressers. But I don't need layers or feathering or a ing sundial installed in there. All I want is for all the hair on my head to become noticeably shorter so I don't need the whole damn GFE trying to make small talk while electric clippers are buzzing right in my ear. Her English is just good enough to understand things like "a little more off the sides" and that's about it. It's rare that I am not in and out of that chair in less than 10 minutes and I've never left there unhappy with the results.
Find an Asian barber. You'll be clean every time.
Some things just gotta be black, cutting hair aint one of them but this is.
I once lived about a block ftom a black church in Visalia, on Sunday nights they got down. I'd ride my bike down there and listen to them wail, and yes I did think of joining in. White people are just too uptight, they can't get that loose.
Hmmmm? Most...white people are too uptight.
I have a CD....Best of Sun Records. One of the cuts is...Jerry Lee, Elvis, Carl Perkins and Johnny Cash doing a gospel number.
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