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Zero chance.
He has a 10.00 ERA in a barnstorming league.
Damn I got no argument for this one. Lol
Zero chance.
He has a 10.00 ERA in a barnstorming league.
Yeah, I don't think that fatass is running 20 mph. Not with all the weight he has to carry around and the friction caused by his gluttonous thighs rubbing. Going to have to say Statcast isn't entirely accurate.
runs a faster 40 yd dash than Ronaldo
Lol, soccer fans absolutely cannot come up with anything to counter Mids arguments.
What arguments?
Go back and look at his posts you stupid mother er
Went back
Just empty calories
"Lardball"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Where as soccer players just run around like little kids for 90+ minutes only to show some nifty footwork a couple times here and there. Mother ers get so bored they even start passing in the wrong direction and start playing soccer's version of catch with their own goalie. So much excitement!All that athleticism wasted on such a lazy sport. Strikeouts are up and on average, there is like 30 seconds between each pitch. So those great athletes will field a handful of plays per game and will get a handful of at bats per game. The rest of the time they'll be in the dugout sitting and chewing sunflower seeds or standing around waiting for something to happen. So much excitement!
"Lardball"
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Midgetball
5'2"
The is this, a horse jockey?One of Scotland's most famous clubs, Glasgow Celtic, fielded a player named Jimmy "Jinky" Johnstone. He reached 5 feet, 2 inches. The fans loved him. In the '60s and '70s, he buzzed defenses with dizzying zigzags. Big defenders employed every dirty trick to stop him - swats and hacks failed. Height jokes only provoked him to topple the tall. Nothing could repel the bite of wee Jinky. He was vital to Celtic's 1967 European Cup winning side, the first British club to achieve the feat. If he were around today, Barcelona would have him on its team.
This should demonstrate how easy soccer really is. You'd never, ever see a group of little people (I'll be PC here) style on a a Little League baseball team, like this Little People club does against 12 year olds. They just wouldn't be able to swing the bat with enough speed to catch up to 60mph pitches from 44 feet away. Nor could they pitch fast enough to get anyone out. The only time Little People show up in baseball is for publicity stunts.
Meanwhile, these little guys are styling and profiling on youth soccer players:
Last edited by midnightpulp; 03-31-2017 at 09:01 AM.
Ronaldo and some fans
I wonder if he asked Puig and Ocho for tips on how to run fasterRonaldo and some fans
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