She hit my car and left a note

[Kyle Orton]

The ty part about it is that loser’s internet friends/irl friends couldn’t cope with him doing that on his own and tried to pin it on a spurstalk bully

[SpursforSix]

Nothing wrong with a lil h and a wobbly stool I said

Bend over, I'll give you a wobbly stool.

[Chucho]

Bend over, I'll give you a wobbly stool.

Wouldn't it be more like smushed stool? I know there are variables involved in how smushed, but that is a more applicable word to use in this instance.

[SpursforSix]

Wouldn't it be more like smushed stool? I know there are variables involved in how smushed, but that is a more applicable word to use in this instance.

Right. But he didn't say "smushed stool". I'm not even sure what wobbly stool is. But I doubt anyone would dispute my intentions.

[Chucho]

Right. But he didn't say "smushed stool". I'm not even sure what wobbly stool is. But I doubt anyone would dispute my intentions.

Unwanted sodomy, no? "Rape" if we were to split hairs about it.

[SpursforSix]

Unwanted sodomy, no? "Rape" if we were to split hairs about it.

well then nothing works. It's always under the assumption that the other guy bends over. At that point, it's hardly rape.

[Will Hunting]

Oh wow. I don't feel any kind of sympathy/empathy for people who off themselves, they want out, they get instant gratification, so hopefully dude found what he couldn't find while he was here.

The other dudes...LMAO. People REALLY, REALLY take this place too seriously.

Would the person that offed them self be "Whott"?

Lmao yep, that's the guy.

[Chucho]

Lmao yep, that's the guy.

I lurked a bit around that time, but IIRC, weren't the owners like banning everyone who mentioned him by name in a joking manner?

[Will Hunting]

I lurked a bit around that time, but IIRC, weren't the owners like banning everyone who mentioned him by name in a joking manner?

just saw this now and yes, the guy was a world class re but he was friends with the owners so they were over sensitive about it.

It was a classic example of someone getting lionized because he died. The people on this site who knew him were saying things like "he had a genius level IQ!" when the guy worked at ing taco bell

[Chucho]

just saw this now and yes, the guy was a world class re but he was friends with the owners so they were over sensitive about it.

It was a classic example of someone getting lionized because he died. The people on this site who knew him were saying things like "he had a genius level IQ!" when the guy worked at ing taco bell

LOL.

[DMC]

Shopping at Trader Joes.
Parked in a spot far away from would-be California Scratchers. Or so it seemed.

As I'm inside women backs into my car.
She left a note. With phone number, a good one. I called and she said "Yes it was me and since your car was parked it is my fault." Texted me her insurance card.

Is that pretty amazing in 2017?

Did you tell her about the kitty litter in the sock trick?

[DMC]

You can randomly put those notes on people's cars, then hide and watch how many times they walk around their car looking for damage. Hope like they don't find any.

[Fabbs]

You can randomly put those notes on people's cars, then hide and watch how many times they walk around their car looking for damage. Hope like they don't find any.

smh get a life.

[Fabbs]

Did you tell her about the kitty litter in the sock trick?

Yes.
She said she wishes groups of sexual men meeting in foggy cars to discuss their alts would use the sock n litter too.

[I. Hustle]

well then nothing works. It's always under the assumption that the other guy bends over. At that point, it's hardly rape.

Bend over, I'll give you hardly rape

[I. Hustle]

Yes.
She said she wishes groups of sexual men meeting in foggy cars to discuss their alts would use the sock n litter too.

Did you invite her out for free pancakes?

[Fabbs]

Did you invite her out for free pancakes?

I will add her to the invite list.

Also, the upcoming meet n greet donuts and coffee for The Laundry Krew.

[Chucho]

Bend over, I'll give you hardly rape

Is it hardly rape by how many times they say no or the lack of resistance/gapingness of the anus?

[SpursforSix]

I will add her to the invite list.

Also, the upcoming meet n greet donuts and coffee for The Laundry Krew.

Bend over, I'll ing give you donuts and coffee.

[Chucho]

Bend over, I'll ing give you donuts and coffee.

You're giving him the glaze, and he'll leave you chocolate covered.

#buttsexjokes

[SpursforSix]

You're giving him the glaze, and he'll leave you chocolate covered.

#buttsexjokes

I was going to start a new thread but decided I'd just stick this here...

[Chucho]

I was going to start a new thread but decided I'd just stick this here...

[SpursforSix]

...I couldn't refrain