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    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    Yes your superior (to my) skills are being requested.

    A photo or .gif of Ralph Wiggum with a bottle of Jergens lotion. Maybe applying the lotion too if you have mad 'chop skills.

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    Why can't Multi-Troll do it for you?

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    4-25-20 Will Hunting's Avatar
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    imagine which kind of life someone who makes this thread leads. Of all the ways the OP could have spent his time, he logged onto an internet forum asking random people to photoshop a picture of a Simpsons character jacking off.

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    imagine which kind of life someone who makes this thread leads. Of all the ways the OP could have spent his time, he logged onto an internet forum asking random people to photoshop a picture of a Simpsons character jacking off.


    I ask myself that same question about a LOT of posters here. Some are easy to dissect and are sad, but you still want to know what their reality looks like. I see some people living in a garage unit with no AC in the back yard of a west side home in San Antonio and drink out of fast food plastic cups and eat out of re-used deli meat tubs and store their food in beverage fridges and wear old Rodman and Robinson jerseys with the vinyl numbers vastly faded.

    I also see a lot of people living in really, really empty apartments with air matresses and really worn furniture.

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    I ask myself that same question about a LOT of posters here. Some are easy to dissect and are sad, but you still want to know what their reality looks like. I see some people living in a garage unit with no AC in the back yard of a west side home in San Antonio and drink out of fast food plastic cups and eat out of re-used deli meat tubs and store their food in beverage fridges and wear old Rodman and Robinson jerseys with the vinyl numbers vastly faded.

    I also see a lot of people living in really, really empty apartments with air matresses and really worn furniture.
    What do you mean? This is Spurstalk, where everyone is a wealthy, good looking bachelor, with masters degrees living in upscale homes, and ing super models.

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    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    imagine which kind of life someone who makes this thread leads. Of all the ways the OP could have spent his time, he logged onto an internet forum asking random people to photoshop a picture of a Simpsons character jacking off.
    Nice self ownage by you and Chunko.
    The photoshop will be for depicting yourself and fellow Krew members.

    The 'choppers have always come thru in the past, including many gems.

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    What do you mean? This is Spurstalk, where everyone is a wealthy, good looking bachelor, with masters degrees living in upscale homes, and ing super models.
    Meh, not me. I'm an average joe fortunate enough to have a beautiful wife, beautiful child and we do "OK". We own a business and employ 40 people, but we aren't getting rich and I just have an Associates degree. I'm not rich, but not hurting either. I can, tho, afford any set of headphones I want, fwiw.

    Now, and I don't need to mention names, it easy to detect the people who lie, or are just really, really sad. OP is one of those really, really sad people. Dude logs into his alt to post in his own threads to offset his sad reality. When you have to make up your own inside jokes and you're a one man gang, you're pretty god damned sad.

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    Nice self ownage by you and Chunko.
    The photoshop will be for depicting yourself and fellow Krew members.

    The 'choppers have always come thru in the past, including many gems.
    Define self-ownage. You do realize you are you, right?

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    Would be very easy for me to grant your request.. But due to the fact you're a huge got and a re , I will not.

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    What do you mean? This is Spurstalk, where everyone is a wealthy, good looking bachelor, with masters degrees living in upscale homes, and ing super models.
    Of course. You aren't aloud to create an account unless you submit Pay Stub showing that you make at least 100K annually.

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    Of course. You aren't aloud to create an account unless you submit Pay Stub showing that you make at least 100K annually.
    Posts?

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    Meh, not me. I'm an average joe fortunate enough to have a beautiful wife, beautiful child and we do "OK". We own a business and employ 40 people, but we aren't getting rich and I just have an Associates degree. I'm not rich, but not hurting either. I can, tho, afford any set of headphones I want, fwiw.

    Now, and I don't need to mention names, it easy to detect the people who lie, or are just really, really sad. OP is one of those really, really sad people. Dude logs into his alt to post in his own threads to offset his sad reality. When you have to make up your own inside jokes and you're a one man gang, you're pretty god damned sad.
    It's ironic that he's claiming my post was "self-ownage" when the following thread he created is maybe the biggest case of self-ownage in the history of the internet

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...=1#post8643897

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    imagine which kind of life someone who makes this thread leads. Of all the ways the OP could have spent his time, he logged onto an internet forum asking random people to photoshop a picture of a Simpsons character jacking off.


    i have a request

    somebody needs to photoshop a tombstone with Fabbs' name on it after this post i saaaaaiiiiidddd

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    It's ironic that he's claiming my post was "self-ownage" when the following thread he created is maybe the biggest case of self-ownage in the history of the internet

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...=1#post8643897


    This dude needs to be euthanized.

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    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    It's ironic that he's claiming my post was "self-ownage" when the following thread he created is maybe the biggest case of self-ownage in the history of the internet

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...=1#post8643897
    sexual Laundry Krew did not like that thread.
    Nor many other hetero threads involving attractive women.

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    sexual Laundry Krew did not like that thread.
    Nor many other hetero threads involving attractive women.
    You're either really, really stupid and have zero self-awareness or you might be the most coy troll here, ever.

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    Fabbs is the weirdest dude here. Pretty sure he's autistic just a bit, maybe he had a traumatic event in his life that shocked him re ed.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Would be very easy for me to grant your request.. But due to the fact you're a huge got and a re , I will not.

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    Fabbs is the weirdest dude here. Pretty sure he's autistic just a bit, maybe he had a traumatic event in his life that shocked him re ed.
    Autism is a safe bet...or just incredibly socially awkward.

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    4-25-20 Will Hunting's Avatar
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    Fabbs is the weirdest dude here. Pretty sure he's autistic just a bit, maybe he had a traumatic event in his life that shocked him re ed.
    Yeah definitely at least mild Asperger's syndrome but that doesn't account for his general weirdness imo.

    I get a "someone with a garage full of dead animals he's performed weird experiments on" vibe from Fabbs that goes beyond autism. There's probably a craigslist hooker in his basement right now who gets to hear him shout "it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!"

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    Guys, guys, stop the self-ownage.

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    Is Fapps even an American? I get the "english not being his first language" vibe.. Or the awkward foreigner vibe..

    Fapps reminds me of the kid who used to build figurines out of cat and have complex conversations with himself in public

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    i have a request

    somebody needs to photoshop a tombstone with Fabbs' name on it after this post i saaaaaiiiiidddd
    Request accepted..

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    Autism is a safe bet...or just incredibly socially awkward.
    definitely one of the two. I'm not trolling when I say the Wiggum schtick really is one of the more funnier things on this site though.

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    i have a request

    somebody needs to photoshop a tombstone with Fabbs' name on it after this post i saaaaaiiiiidddd

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