**OFFICIAL Week 5 Game Thread, Sponsored By Brees Making History

[Will Hunting]

Awful throw by Dak, tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

these receivers are just useless

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don’t think there’s a more overrated player in the NFL than JJ Watt.

post-injuries, yes absolutely. But 2015 and earlier, he was one of the very best players in the NFL and that's undeniable.

[Mark Celibate]

In August, we all penciled in the Eagles for another 12 or 13 win season and the Falcons for an 11 win season. You can't just assume those things. Jacksonville ought to pick it up though, their defense is too good. Tennessee is that weird team this year who could beat or lose to anyone anywhere. Houston sucks and Colts have no defense.

The other thing is, Cowboys have to play the Saints, but it's at home and the Saints don't do well on the road with Brees historically. Jerry would be smart to keep the roof open for that one regardless of the weather.

Other than KC/LA/New England, there's no other team out there that you will know for sure will even be in the playoffs. Everyone else is just inconsistent and right in the middle. New Orleans and Green Bay are ones you'd think would get in, but even those two teams look shaky

[Spurtacular]

On a ing Sunday??

For a referee certification, yea.

[Trainwreck2100]

Smith had him dead to rights either way he went, learn how to read the defense for sake

[Silver&Black]

Go ahead and start the clock on Watson's retirement. Dude has got to stop trying to take on LBs at the goalline. He's not gonna make it the entire year playing like this.

That's the 3rd huge hit I've seen him take trying to rush for a TD just tonight.

[Pelicans78]

What a horrible play call. Should have done a QB sneak or a dive over the goal line, but instead line up in shotgun and run a QB sweep. Just pathetic.

[Trainwreck2100]

Carrie Underwood is a terrible singer, but be damned if I wouldn't bang that body and cuck her pathetic Canuck husband... excuse my redundancy.

faith hill stepped away voluntarily after 5 season the chick is already on season 6

[Millennial_Messiah]

Bill O'Brien is actually a derpier coach than Carrett

[Mark Celibate]

Bill O'Brien is actually a derpier coach than Carrett

jesus Christ what the kind of call was that? 4th and inches, and you run a pass while reverting to Monkeyball when nobody is open. He outdid the GarrettBot on that one. Didn't this guy coach under Belichick too? Also what's up with the buttcrack chin?

[Millennial_Messiah]

lol, that play just bought Linehan another 5 years

[Will Hunting]

jesus Christ what the kind of call was that? 4th and inches, and you run a pass while reverting to Monkeyball when nobody is open. He outdid the GarrettBot on that one. Didn't this guy coach under Belichick too? Also what's up with the buttcrack chin?

Look at every former Belichick assistant though (Crennel, Weis, Eric Mangina, etc)...they all suck as head coaches.

[Millennial_Messiah]

jesus Christ what the kind of call was that? 4th and inches, and you run a pass while reverting to Monkeyball when nobody is open. He outdid the GarrettBot on that one. Didn't this guy coach under Belichick too? Also what's up with the buttcrack chin?

he's also worse at time management than Jim Harbaugh was in San Francisco

[Mark Celibate]

Look at every former Belichick assistant though (Crennel, Weis, Eric Mangina, etc)...they all suck as head coaches.

true

[Millennial_Messiah]

Struggle Watson... at home against the Rams.


Last year.

[Will Hunting]

His assistants being ty has less to do with play calling though and more to do with the fact that they all come into a new job thinking they can be egomaniacal narcissistic assholes to their players without realizing you only get to do that when you’re a legendary coach who’s won 5 superbowls.

[Will Hunting]

My god this play calling sucks.

[Millennial_Messiah]

another wiiiiiide open drop by trash receiver


just no talent at any skill position aside from zeke

[Chris]

Money Mahomes

[Millennial_Messiah]

3rd & 17 near midfield, both teams have only 1 timeout and it's the two minute warning.


Smart play on offense here is just to run Zeke up the middle and punt... either HOU has to use their last timeout or they don't get the ball until 1:10 or less left.

[Millennial_Messiah]

WHY THE DID DAK GO OUT OF BOUNDS?!!?!!?????

[Spurtacular]

Not buying this Houston QB even if they pull off the win.

[Pelicans78]

These QBs look awful.

[Millennial_Messiah]

These QBs look awful.

If I were coaching Dallas I'd defer the coin toss kickoff in OT with the way the game has gone... also with how my red zone defense has looked (just in case).