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Teddy Bridgemanager
Cawnbread Griffin III
To piggyback off the NBA thread: (in no particular order)
NFL-
1. Sweetness
2. Nigerian Nightmare
3. Prime Time
4. The Fridge
5. Beast Mode
HM: Mean Joe, No name defense, The Playmaker, America's Team, MegaTron, LT, Greatest Show On Turf
ST-
1. Struggle
2. Struggle
3. Struggle
4. Struggle
5. Struggle
HM: , 5head, PhilBilly, Johnny Rehab, Carr Crash, Alice Smith, The 37 different players with GODxxxxx or Basedxxxxx in their names, Crickets (chirp chirp), Fat Nic Cage
Pretty sure I'm missing some obvious ones that I can't think of. Let's see em.
Teddy Bridgemanager
Cawnbread Griffin III
How about JUST nicknames?
Elbert "Golden Wheels" Dubenion
Marlin "The Magician" Briscoe
Eugene "Mercury" Morris
Paul "Tank" Younger....first Grambling NFLer
"Deacon' Dan Towler.....he and "Tank" in the same Rams backfield both 225 pounders in the 50's
"Crazy Legs' Elroy Hirsch...WR on that Ram team.
Bill "Thunder" Thornton
Lionel "Little Train" James
Paul "Golden Boy" Hornung
Leo "Lion" Nomellini
"Mini" Max Anderson
Nolan "Super Gnat" Smith....tiny Chiefs kick returner, the little footballer in the movie M*A*S*H.
Jim "Cannonball" Butler
Mack "The Truck" Lee Hill...Chiefs ring of honor with just two seasons played, think a more reckless Marshawn Lynch.
"Night Train" Lane.....14 INT'a as a rookie.
Hugh "The King"McElhenny.....greatest white RB
"Jaguar" Jon Arnett....24 foot long jumper at USC
Craig "Ironhead" Heyward
"The Kansas Comet" Gale Sayers
Dwight "Mad Dog" White
Alan "The Horse" Ameche
Red "The Galloping Ghost' Grange
Willie "The Wisp" Galimore................amazing runner
L.G. "Long Gone" Dupree
Carlton "Cookie" Gilchrist...AFL first 1000 yard rusher
Leslie "Speedy" Duncan
Walter "The Flea' Roberts
Lou "The Toe" Groza
Kenny "The Snake" Stabler
Daryl "The Mad Bomber" Lamonica
"Bullet" Bob Hayes
"Hollywood" Henderson
Joe "Jefferson Street" Gillium
Kordell "Slash" Stewart
'Fast" Willie Parker
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis
John "The Diesel" Riggins
Johnny "Blood" McNalley
Joe "The Jet" Perry
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
"Broadway" Joe Namath
The Steel Curtain, The Fearsome Foursome, The Million Dollar Backfield....Niners QB Y.A. tle and three RB's Hugh McElhenny, Joe Perry. John Henry Johnson...all future HOFers.
Real name.....Fair Hooker....Browns WR
Fav NCAA real name.....Hiawatha Francisco....ND RB
Fav NCAA nickname...."Squirmin' " Sherman Lewis MSU RB
Add
The Four Horseman
CFL
Gizmo Williams
Pinball Clements
Last edited by Avant; 02-27-2019 at 11:16 PM.
The Gipper George Gipp
The Big Tuna Bill Parcels
Ed Too Tall Jones
Daryl The Moose Johnston
Neon Deion/Primetime (my favorite player growing up)
Do all the stupid Chris Berman nicknames count?
Sure. I think my favorite was Bad Moon.
My favorite growing up...
The A-Train
How in the did I forget.......
"Slingin' " Sammy Baugh
Rich "Tombstone" Jackson
"Dandy" Don Meredith
Ted "The Mad Stork" Hendricks
Glen "Turk" Edwards
Alphonse "Tuffy" Leemans
Tom "Silky" Sullivan
Gary "Big Hands" Johnson
Gene "Big Daddy" Lipscomb
Tommy "Touchdown" Wilson
Lyvonia "Stump" Mitc
Byron "Bam" Morris
Fred "The Hammer" Williamson
Last edited by Avant; 02-28-2019 at 01:10 AM.
We asked for five, not fifty.
Best Five by Division....hmmm?
Best Five by Position?
I liked Judy Judy fresh and fruity.
tranlation...hey...SFS...how about that poem
hmmm...I present revised Judy Judy
Judy Judy
Fresh and Fruity
She's that smelly obese cutey
She goes down
goes to town
then she licks on my greasy booty
Judy Judy
Fresh and fruity
Shes that cutie
with the greasy pootie
I desire your stinky booty
Turn around
and give me that cookie
Carlton Gilchrist
Judy Judy
Fresh and Fruity
Karate Chop
Your gaping coochie
Your taco meat
It smells like feet
I'm not sure it's fit to eat
Hi I'm Judy
fresh and frooty
I'm always up
to share my booty
I like black power
and golden showers
come and get this stinky pooty
Language dear.
And just because I'm older in age doesn't mean I don't enjoy a nice penis in my vagina once in a while. Or in my bottom.
Well that escalated quickly
How about you sweetheart? You gonna let me have a go at them meat curtains? That reuben between your legs is looking good.
Probably tastes like sauerkraut left out on an open plate in the pantry for 3 months
Witten coming out of retirement. What would the Patriots do?!
Read Option Dynasty
nobody said Kraepernick?
That was the best 2hrs in NFL forum history tbh
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