Best Way to Get to Heaven

[Avante]

That's what I'm saying!!! You see... we do have something in common. I like a stiff drink from time to time. I'm going to Vegas to see the fight... no tickets, but I'll be there. Lots of girls... some gambling... and I'm sure to bag something. No Mastros Steakhouse. No massage parlors. Can I jet ski? Snowmobile? Raft the Colorado? What's so good about heaven?

Been to Vega about a half dozen times, just long ago. Being a gambler I'd love living there. Only drink on the weekends, I know, weird!

What do you do in Heaven? Who wants to float around all day among the flowers just ..lalala.....oouch~~~~~~~

[Blake]

"By flying my cucktainer there."

- Blake

What's a cucktainer? Explain in vivid detail.

[Blake]

What do you do in Heaven? Who wants to float around all day among the flowers just ..lalala.....oouch~~~~~~~

Billions of people believe in heaven. Using your usual appeal to the masses technique, that means you should too

[Avante]

Billions of people believe in heaven. Using your usual appeal to the masses technique, that means you should too

That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

[cantthinkofanything]

That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

Hey got Jones...quiz for you...

Which one doesn't belong...

1) pray and focus on being good
2) be kind to your fellow man
3) help the poor
4) have sex with underage kids

[it's me]

To get to heaven .... take plane. To live eternally wait until science finds a way to stop our cells from aging.

[Blake]

To get to heaven .... take plane. To live eternally wait until science finds a way to stop our cells from aging.

And then finds another planet for humans to live on

[Blake]

That right there tells me you really don't pay attention.

Yeah it's honestly gotten to the point where I see your posts and hear Charlie Brown's wahwahwah teacher in my head

[Avante]

So there ya are in Heaven, now what?

[Avante]

Yeah it's honestly gotten to the point where I see your posts and hear Charlie Brown's wahwahwah teacher in my head

Right there is why we can't get along, I'm way way past Charlie Brown.

[The Reckoning]

cool poll bro

[Blake]

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[Avante]

what about his sister

Blake, we both know you get the navy thing, ok?

[AntiChrist]

Best way to get to Heaven?

Worship me.

[byrontx]

Bad news for Hitler, if he goes to . There's 6 million pissed off Jews waiting for him.