UEFA Champions League 2011-2012

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lol

Oh please, biggest homer on this board is going to try to get this argument?


by the way, great rebuttal there. Calling me a homer really makes you look like you know what the fuck you're talking about :tu Congrats

[Venti Quattro]

How bad is Bayern beating Marseille?

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Maxi Lopez

[ElNono]

lol Maxi Lopez

[lefty]

Bayern up 2-0

lol baguettes

[Venti Quattro]

Mascherano is a boss

[Venti Quattro]

I predict Real to beat APOEL by at least 5 goals tomorrow. Something like 7-0.

[ElNono]

lol Adriano

[ElNono]

Iniesta diving without regard for human life

[Venti Quattro]

Messi is a bitch. lol showboating

[ElNono]

lol det ref gonna get hurt :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I predict Real to beat APOEL by at least 5 goals tomorrow. Something like 7-0.

I'd say that's pretty likely. Barca is going to have a damn hard time with Real if they meet in the finals. Real is frightening

[Venti Quattro]

Barca need to find a better striker this transfer period. Messi cannot go on lifting heavy load like this.

[ElNono]

Tiago with the 6x barrel roll

[ElNono]

LOL It:lolly
LOL Mi:lolan

[Venti Quattro]

The commentators of the Bayern-Marseille game have too much hope for Marseille. :lol

[DAF86]

Homer you say? You have never seen anything like DAF86

I was going to let it go but then I was like "fuck yo team clown". Provide some evidence of me beign the biggest homer in ST.

[Venti Quattro]

I was going to let it go but then I was like "fuck yo team clown". Provide some evidence of me beign the biggest homer in ST.

CROFL you're the biggest fuckin Messi homer. Do we really need any more evidence?

[DAF86]

crofl so? Did I ever said anything Messi related that wasn't true or at least arguable? To be a homer you have to say retarded shit like "Kobe is an MVP candidate" imho.

[ElNono]

:cry Varski said Messi > Maradona :cry

j/k :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

Barca need to find a better striker this transfer period. Messi cannot go on lifting heavy load like this.

Have you forgotten about David Villa? The team is crazy stacked, they don't need more strikers. Villa is damn good.

[resistanze]

Can't wait for the furious comeback by APOEL tomorrow. Disgonbegud.

[resistanze]

Ibra Mad:

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/news?slug=ap-milan-ibrahimovic

[lefty]

Lol Milan
Lol Mesbah
Lol Algeritaly

[ElNono]

Ibra Mad:

http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/news?slug=ap-milan-ibrahimovic

Ibra should kick a teammate to blow some steam, tbh...

Another disappearing act from him...

[ElNono]

So, Messi nails a new record for most goals in UCL competition with the two freebies today?

[ElNono]

Never mind... I see he's tied with the top scorer... youngest to 50 goals in the UCL though

[Venti Quattro]

I have made a life-astonishing discovery: Roberto di Matteo looks like Karim Benzema. Like father, like son. :lol :lol :lol

[lefty]

I have made a life-astonishing discovery: Roberto di Matteo looks like Karim Benzema. Like father, like son. :lol :lol :lol
hell no :lol

[Muser]

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/match-centre/article835911.ece/ALTERNATES/gallery-large/Chelsea-Roberto-Di-Matteo+cropped
http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYMVUEMVTYQ==/imgBenzema4.jpg

Kinda I guess.

[lefty]

http://www.sportnews.eu/wp-content/uploads/milan6.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527717_284778511597559_184467271628684_654117_1777 756295_n.jpg

[lefty]

http://images.le10sport.com/uploads/football/competitions/championnats/hatem_ben_arfa_sosie_091211.jpghttps://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301739_396243623719435_111072692236531_1573270_171 6918351_n.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

It's time for APOEL to get raped. Gonna be watching Chelsea-Benfica because that's the match that has a bearing :tu

[Venti Quattro]

Chelsea is starting like they are 5 goals up :lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Cashley gets a penaldo for Chelsea

[Venti Quattro]

fucking ramires with a choke job

[Venti Quattro]

oh APOEL scored. Nothing but a consolation prize

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Chelsea

[Venti Quattro]

Raul Meireles puts the nail on the coffin

[ogait]

Christ, one of the most biased officiating in recent memory for Chelsea in this game.

English teams have been so pathetic bad this year, this was the only way they could get a team on the semis.

[DAF86]

2 out of 4 in the Champions league, 3 out of 4 in the Europe League. That Spanish league sure is weak. :lol

[DAF86]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3721057_460s_v1.jpg

lol Italy

[lefty]

2 out of 4 in the Champions league, 3 out of 4 in the Europe League. That Spanish league sure is weak. :lol

Well la liga is weak
Nobody said Real and Barca were

[DAF86]

Well la liga is weak
Nobody said Real and Barca were

I guess you missed the 3 out of 4 in the Europe League.

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Manchester United

[lefty]

I guess you missed the 3 out of 4 in the Europe League.

Europa league is shit

[DAF86]

Europa league is shit

Yet no mighty PL team or super tough Italian team made it to the semis.

[lefty]

Yet no mighty PL team or super tough Italian team made it to the semis.

Because they dont give a flying fuck

MU is focusing on the EPL title TBH

[DAF86]

Because they dont give a flying fuck

MU is focusing on the EPL title TBH

:lol Do you even believe the things you say?

[Venti Quattro]

Because they dont give a flying fuck

MU is focusing on the EPL title TBH

:lol skullfucked by Barcelona
:lol skullfucked by Basel
:lol skullfucked by Bilbao
:lol people saying EPL > La Liga

[lefty]

:lol skullfucked by Barcelona
:lol skullfucked by Basel
:lol skullfucked by Bilbao
:lol people saying EPL > La Liga

EL is more important to teams who can't win La Liga, like Bilbao, or greek teams :lol

[Venti Quattro]

EL is more important to teams who can't win La Liga, like Bilbao, or greek teams :lol

If it was not that important, why did Fergie come out and say that they are going to take the Europa League seriously and try to win the championship?

:lol then they met Bilbao

[Venti Quattro]

Mourinho: Barca are already finalists (http://www.espnstar.com/football/champions-league/news/detail/item781353/Mourinho:-Barca-are-in-the-finals-already/)

Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho has written off former club Chelsea's hopes of reaching the final, branding their opponents Barcelona as "super-favourites" to progress.

Mourinho saw his own side ease into the final four with an 8-2 aggregate victory over Apoel Nicosia, and they will now face final hosts Bayern Munich in the next round.

But should Mourinho's side go through, the Portuguese does not expect to find his old team waiting in Munich.

Asked why he had told Telemadrid that Barcelona would advance, he said: "Because they are very good. Barcelona aren't the favourites, they are super-favourites."

He added: "Let me be honest, I don't think the final will be a Real Madrid/Chelsea final. It could be Bayern or Barcelona, I just don't think it will be Real Madrid v Chelsea and we know why."

Mourinho was cautious about his current side's chances too, recognising that Bayern will prove dangerous opponents with the Bavarians desperate to appear in a final on their home ground.

"Bayern is a very powerful opponent," Mourinho said. "It is a team I know well as it is almost the same side that I played when coach of Inter Milan in the Champions League final two years ago and they have great individual players.

"The players and myself are looking forward to what should be a great semi-final."
Mourinho was full of praise for his side's Cypriot opponents, who he said had achieved more than anyone else in this season's competition.

"I think in a few years people in Cyprus will realise what Apoel have done, it is the biggest achievement in Champions League this season," Mourinho added.

"If Barcelona, Real Madrid or Bayern Munich win it's not the same achievement as for Apoel to reach the quarter-final."

Apoel manager Ivan Jovanovic reflected on the end of a great journey for his side, but declared his pride at having reached the last eight for the first time in the club's history.

"We're the only team at this stage in the competition to have started on July 12 (2011)," he said.

"This was our 16th game, we don't have a big squad but we have worked very hard to reach the position we have. This is the end of this wonderful journey but I and the whole of Cyprus are proud of this team.

"Real Madrid won fairly and it is a fair result, but to score two goals is no small feat. We knew after the result in Nicosia we wouldn't advance, but we wanted to give our best against such a rival in such a stadium."

Mou still has a bitter taste because of what happened with him and JT, but he's right. :lol

[tlongII]

I think that guy's an idiot for calling out Chelsea like that. Chelsea can play with the other teams in the semis. No question about it. This could be the extra motivation they need to send them through.

[resistanze]

Well as much as I enjoyed the EPL teams getting skull fucked in CL ('cept Arsenal :(), it wasn't so long ago 3 EPL teams made the semis for 3 straight years. Was La Liga shit and EPL greatness from 2006-10?

[ogait]

I guess you missed the 3 out of 4 in the Europe League.

A bit short-sighted logic there. Last season it was 3 out of 4 teams from Portugal in the semis of the Europa League. That doesn't make it one of the top leagues.

Normally EPL is the best league in the world because their top sides are among the best in the world and there is still a good level of competition, while in Spain the gap between the two best teams and the rest is huge.

This season though top teams in England have been so shitty, so I would say La Liga was the overall best league this year.

[Venti Quattro]

I think that guy's an idiot for calling out Chelsea like that. Chelsea can play with the other teams in the semis. No question about it. This could be the extra motivation they need to send them through.

I think this is Mou playing mind games on Chelsea and Barcelona. It's already starting...

[Muser]

If Chelsea beat Barcelona :lol


They won't

[Muser]

I think this is Mou playing mind games on Chelsea and Barcelona. It's already starting...

Yeah :tu this is more to shake up Barcelona than anything to do with Chelsea.

[ogait]

Well as much as I enjoyed the EPL teams getting skull fucked in CL ('cept Arsenal :(), it wasn't so long ago 3 EPL teams made the semis for 3 straight years. Was La Liga shit and EPL greatness from 2006-10?

Pretty much. One bad year, in what has been a long time dominance from the EPL.

[Muser]

Pretty much. One bad year, in what has been a long time dominance from the EPL.

Funny how everybody is so quick to shit on the EPL after one bad year. Even in this year there is still a premier league team in the last 4 of the Champions league, speaks volumes to its strength imo.

[lefty]

If it was not that important, why did Fergie come out and say that they are going to take the Europa League seriously and try to win the championship?

:lol then they met Bilbao

Playing mind games with Citeh :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Funny how everybody is so quick to shit on the EPL after one bad year. Even in this year there is still a premier league team in the last 4 of the Champions league, speaks volumes to its strength imo.

I remember English papers taking a shit on United's CL bracket and they were saying that it was the easiest route to the knock-out stages. It was true, but the arrogance is just flowing. And then they got knocked out. :lol

It's their own arrogance like English football is God's gift to humanity that gets them bit in the ass.

[Muser]

I remember English papers taking a shit on United's CL bracket and they were saying that it was the easiest route to the knock-out stages. It was true, but the arrogance is just flowing. And then they got knocked out. :lol

It's their own arrogance like English football is God's gift to humanity that gets them bit in the ass.

Well to be fair that United group was probably the easiest group in CL history for an elite team.

Yeah I agree with the papers, but that happens with any sport in any country. Look at the amount of press the Heat got as the team that could beat 72 wins. Bigging a team up like that will sell papers.

[ALVAREZ6]

I think that guy's an idiot for calling out Chelsea like that. Chelsea can play with the other teams in the semis. No question about it. This could be the extra motivation they need to send them through.

Mou is just a realist, and he is correct. Chelsea is going to get skullfucked by Barca. I would not be at all surprised if Barca wins something like 7-1 on aggregate.

TOSB John Terry trying to stop Messi :lol

[ginobili's bald spot]

I think that guy's an idiot for calling out Chelsea like that. Chelsea can play with the other teams in the semis. No question about it.

:lol No, they can't.


Chelsea have NO chance of beating Barca. Nor would they against RM or bayern.

[lefty]

Mou is just a realist, and he is correct. Chelsea is going to get skullfucked by Barca. I would not be at all surprised if Barca wins something like 7-1 on aggregate.

TOSB John Terry trying to stop Messi :lol

Eh

Platini is gonna take care of Chelsea anyway

[Venti Quattro]

We should do a count of how many penalties Chelsea are going to be denied at the Bridge. :lol

[tlongII]

Mou is just a realist, and he is correct. Chelsea is going to get skullfucked by Barca. I would not be at all surprised if Barca wins something like 7-1 on aggregate.

TOSB John Terry trying to stop Messi :lol

No effing way Chelsea gets beat that bad on aggregate! I will put money on it.

[Jodelo]

We should do a count of how many penalties Chelsea are going to be denied at the Bridge. :lol

Over/under is 2, i assume?

[ALVAREZ6]

No effing way Chelsea gets beat that bad on aggregate! I will put money on it.

They are gonna get rapedPERIOD.



Barca will dominate possession (normally easy for them to do vs English teams) like they normally do, Chelsea will only have a couple decent shots all game, and Barca will firing on that defense throughout.

[ALVAREZ6]

I think this is Mou playing mind games on Chelsea and Barcelona. It's already starting...

Pep has already issued the reverse mind games.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1045393/pep-guardiola-plays-down-jose-mourinho-claim?cc=5901



CROFL he knows his squad are gonna violate Chelsea's internals

[it's me]

LOL no mind games IMHO…. Llourinho is so fucking obsessed with Barcelona… he so afraid of getting rapped AGAIN by Barca… he’s doing the crying and bitching hoping Chelsea can get some help and avoid Barca in the final……. Moudrid will assrape any team but Barcelona in the final.

[DAF86]

A bit short-sighted logic there. Last season it was 3 out of 4 teams from Portugal in the semis of the Europa League. That doesn't make it one of the top leagues.

Normally EPL is the best league in the world because their top sides are among the best in the world and there is still a good level of competition, while in Spain the gap between the two best teams and the rest is huge.

This season though top teams in England have been so shitty, so I would say La Liga was the overall best league this year.

No, it's not if you add 2 out of 4 in the CL. Portugal got his best teams to those semis. Spain its 2nd tier.

[DAF86]

Well as much as I enjoyed the EPL teams getting skull fucked in CL ('cept Arsenal :(), it wasn't so long ago 3 EPL teams made the semis for 3 straight years. Was La Liga shit and EPL greatness from 2006-10?

No, just as now the EPL isn't shit and La Liga isn't greatness. They have always been more or less on the same level. That's what I've been saying all along.

[DAF86]

Funny how everybody is so quick to shit on the EPL after one bad year. Even in this year there is still a premier league team in the last 4 of the Champions league, speaks volumes to its strength imo.

You get what you seed. I remember all those EPL fans saying: "Messi isn't the best in the World he has to prove it in the best league in the World to claim that title", "Barcelona aren't that good, they're lucky to play against shitty competition all weeks" etc, etc, etc. And all this despite the fact that Messi and Barcelona already bukkaked Man-U, Chelsea, Arsenal you name it, time and time again.

lol a cold windy afternoon at Stoke

[lefty]

DAF86 is very skilled

[Venti Quattro]

Games sandwiched between the Champions League semifinal:

1. El Clasico
2. Arsenal vs. Chelsea

:lol :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

Games sandwiched between the Champions League semifinal:

1. El Clasico
2. Arsenal vs. Chelsea

:lol :lol

Not a big deal for your teams to be honest. Barca will dismantle Chelsea as easily as they do to a Getafe/Zaragoza/Osasuna, will retain energy for RMAO. Chelsea will be tired chasing Barca around the pitch, further increasing Arsenal's chances.

[DAF86]

Not a big deal for your teams to be honest. Barca will dismantle Chelsea as easily as they do to a Getafe/Zaragoza/Osasuna, will retain energy for RMAO. Chelsea will be tired chasing Barca around the pitch, further increasing Arsenal's chances.

Are you trying to jinx Barca or something?

[Muser]

You get what you seed. I remember all those EPL fans saying: "Messi isn't the best in the World he has to prove it in the best league in the World to claim that title", "Barcelona aren't that good, they're lucky to play against shitty competition all weeks" etc, etc, etc. And all this despite the fact that Messi and Barcelona already bukkaked Man-U, Chelsea, Arsenal you name it, time and time again.

lol a cold windy afternoon at Stoke

Using Andy Gray's opinion on football is like using Koolaid mans opinion on basketball.

[lefty]

Games sandwiched between the Champions League semifinal:

1. El Clasico
2. Arsenal vs. Chelsea

:lol :lol

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/3446229+_0e29a0446d96d138e7f1b06aa63261cf.jpg

http://troll.me/images/x-all-the-things/xwatch-all-the-porn-thumb.jpg.pagespeed.ic.aEh6xW-fHN.jpg

[DAF86]

Using Andy Gray's opinion on football is like using Koolaid mans opinion on basketball.

It's not just that guy. It's 90% of the people on football boards around the World.

[ALVAREZ6]

Are you trying to jinx Barca or something?

No lol. Chelsea stands not a chance. :lol

[lefty]

2000% sure that Barca destroys Chelsea

[ElNono]

FWIW, Fox is stepping up with the live coverage. Here's the TV schedule in the US:

Tuesday, April 17: Bayern Munich vs Real Madrid – Live on FOX Soccer. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Wednesday, April 18: Chelsea vs Barcelona – Live on FX. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Tuesday, April 24: Barcelona vs Chelsea – Live on FOX Soccer. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Wednesday, April 25: Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich – Live on FX. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Games actually start at 2:30pm EST, IIRC.

[MannyIsGod]

I think that guy's an idiot for calling out Chelsea like that. Chelsea can play with the other teams in the semis. No question about it. This could be the extra motivation they need to send them through.

lol no they can't. It would be an epic choke job for Barca to lose.

[Jodelo]

FWIW, Fox is stepping up with the live coverage. Here's the TV schedule in the US:

Tuesday, April 17: Bayern Munich vs Real Madrid – Live on FOX Soccer. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Wednesday, April 18: Chelsea vs Barcelona – Live on FX. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Tuesday, April 24: Barcelona vs Chelsea – Live on FOX Soccer. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Wednesday, April 25: Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich – Live on FX. Coverage begins at 2:00pm EST.

Games actually start at 2:30pm EST, IIRC.

:45 not :30. :nope

[tlongII]

lol no they can't. It would be an epic choke job for Barca to lose.

lol yes they can.

[quentin_compson]

I don't think they can. This isn't the Chelsea that had Barca on the brink of elimination in 08/09. Granted, they still have quality and tons of experience, but I don't think they will get the better of Barca over two games. Could actually be a pretty clear-cut affair.

[endrity]

Let's go Bayern!

[Brazil]

Let's go Bayern!

How's Ribery is doing lately ? is he playing well ? didn't follow him a lot this year

[MannyIsGod]

If blown chances from Torres were worth points, Chelsea might have a chance.

[Agloco]

lol yes they can.

:lol

If they play anything like they did against the Benfica10, they're toast.

They're toast anyway, but still......

[scott]

The Bayern-Real match up really intrigues me. Should be a great matchup.

Barca 9-1 on Aggregate

[resistanze]

4-0 Chelsea.

[MannyIsGod]

4-0 Chelsea.

No, but seriously.

[resistanze]

No, but seriously.

I was anticipating a APOEL-Benfica final, tbh.

This time I know I'm right!

[pookenstein]

Bayern vs Real.
"La bestia negra" vs the "White Ballet".

Let's get it on.
Let's go Bayern!

[pookenstein]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6817/realkn.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/407/realkn.jpg/)

[pookenstein]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5031/stadionfcb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/38/stadionfcb.jpg/)

[MannyIsGod]

So excited for this game.

[pookenstein]

Fastest goal in CL history:

taUcvg8lgS8

Roy Makaay.

[Venti Quattro]

Awesome sauce. I'm so excited for this game too.

[pookenstein]

So excited for this game.

Me too. Getting really nervous right now...

[Venti Quattro]

Are you posting from the Allianz Arena, pookenstein?

[pookenstein]

How's Ribery is doing lately ? is he playing well ? didn't follow him a lot this year

Ribery is playing the best season since he's with Bayern, but unfortunately he disappeared when we needed him most against Dortmund last Wednesday.
But I think he'll deliver tonight and next wednesday. And we need him to do so.

[MannyIsGod]

Fastest goal in CL history:

taUcvg8lgS8

Roy Makaay.

Wasn't there a faster one this year or the last? I remember watching the game and talking about it on ST. Can't remember who the hell scored it, though.

[pookenstein]

Are you posting from the Allianz Arena, pookenstein?

No, unfortunately not. Couldn't get a ticket.

It's a fucking shame because Bayern has a 100% record with me in attendence. Over the years I've been to 53 games and they won every single one of them.
Bundesliga, Cup, Champions League. Doesn't matter.

Fuck, if I gained some weight they should make me their official mascot...:lol

[NASpurs]

Haven't checked the "Messi = God" thread so I don't know if this has been posted there but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/Qnb2n.jpg

[resistanze]

Wasn't there a faster one this year or the last? I remember watching the game and talking about it on ST. Can't remember who the hell scored it, though.

Nah, there hasn't been a faster one. Pato from Milan scored Barca in like 24 secs in the group stage (2011), but that's still the 4th(?) fastest of all time.

[Venti Quattro]

It's a fucking shame because Bayern has a 100% record with me in attendence. Over the years I've been to 53 games and they won every single one of them.
Bundesliga, Cup, Champions League. Doesn't matter.

You should've been there when Subotic trolled Robben so hard. :lol :lol :lol

[pookenstein]

Wasn't there a faster one this year or the last? I remember watching the game and talking about it on ST. Can't remember who the hell scored it, though.

No, I think it was split seconds slower than Makaay's goal. But can't remember who scored it, as well.

[pookenstein]

You should've been there when Subotic trolled Robben so hard. :lol :lol :lol

Yeah. God, I hate that motherfucker.
A german journalist asked him what he yelled at Arjen and he said it was something like "I don't like flops."
Typical serbian athlete, tbh. Assholes.

[lefty]

Im on vacation

Watching that shit @ my local pub

[Venti Quattro]

I like the Allianz Arena. Barcelona were going to renovate the Camp Nou with something like det with blaugrana colors and increase seating by 10,000 but the entire thing was shelved because FC Barcelona is in debt and the rest of Spain is poor as fuck.

[pookenstein]

Better that way. Camp Nou is like the fucking Colosseum.

[MannyIsGod]

Nah, there hasn't been a faster one. Pato from Milan scored Barca in like 24 secs in the group stage (2011), but that's still the 4th(?) fastest of all time.

Thats the one I was thinking of. That took 24 secs? Thought it was faster.

[ElNono]

sup fellas

[Muser]

yo

[MannyIsGod]

Great ball. Not a bad shot.

[Venti Quattro]

Sup

[ElNono]

So Bayern is playing counter-attack, basically

[ElNono]

Schweinsteiger is everything that's wrong with football, tbh :lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Coentrao
:lol Real's antics starting again

[lefty]

Diver fuck u

[MannyIsGod]

No way that was a penalty

[ElNono]

:lol Ribery

[Venti Quattro]

lol Ribery

[ElNono]

:lol French diving

[lefty]

Nobody outdives RMAO

[Venti Quattro]

Rmao

[ElNono]

Rmao!!!

[ElNono]

Ribery :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Well, looks like Pepe failed there to clear that fucking ball.

[ElNono]

:lol lefty

[pookenstein]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!

Ribery.

Come on guys!!!!!

[MannyIsGod]

N/M it was Ramos. WTF.

[IronMaxipad]

R:lolmos

[lefty]

Great D, Di Maria

Rat face

[pookenstein]

Can't complain if Webb waves it off. Offside Gustavo.

I love it.

[Venti Quattro]

Another Cristiano free kick. :lol

[ElNono]

Good FK for Penaldo

[pookenstein]

Ronaldo free kick. Hope it was the last one from that distance. Dude can score on these.

[Venti Quattro]

Boateng what the fuck was that?

[MannyIsGod]

God I hate Pepe

[ElNono]

P:lolp:lol

[Venti Quattro]

This is the first good team that RMA have faced in the Champions League.

[MannyIsGod]

Bayern dominating after the first 12 minutes or so.

[ElNono]

Madrid needs a timeout :lol

[ElNono]

Penaldo doing his thing

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Ronaldo
:lol selfish
:lol chucker

[ElNono]

DiMaria keeps on flopping like there's no tomorrow

[NASpurs]

Penaldo :lmao that's pretty good. Yeah I'm late to the party.

[Venti Quattro]

How many free kicks does Cristiano have to take in a match? :lol let others take one. :lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Anybody have a good place for streaming?

[Venti Quattro]

DiMaria keeps on flopping like there's no tomorrow

:lol dive Maria

[NASpurs]

:lol Dive Maria, you fuckers are on a roll

[NASpurs]

Anybody have a good place for streaming?

You've tried firstrowsports.eu yet?

[IronMaxipad]

Anybody have a good place for streaming?

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/119536/3/watch-bayern-munchen-vs-real-madrid.html

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Coentrao

nice acting!

[DAF86]

Webb is so bad, he makes the game so slow with all his talk, just let them play.

[MannyIsGod]

DiMaria couldn't figure out what the hell to do there.

[DAF86]

Who is better: Kroos or Ozil?

[Venti Quattro]

Benzema has the two mose decent Madrid attempts.

[MannyIsGod]

The game is getting goooooood

[ElNono]

Mou :cry :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

LOL Mou :lmao

[ElNono]

Ribery has some dribbling like Tevez

[MannyIsGod]

Someone translates Mourino's body language for me.

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao dive Maria

[MannyIsGod]

I hope Dimaria gets pulled at the half.

[NASpurs]

A breeze can knock dive Maria over. Stay up faggot.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/119536/3/watch-bayern-munchen-vs-real-madrid.html

thanks

[ElNono]

Sergio Ramos cries on every foul out there :lol

[Venti Quattro]

crofl mugging Gomez

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

WTF is Ramos bitching about? He fucking pratically put a leg lock on him.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao

WTF is Ramos bitching about? He fucking pratically put a leg lock on him.


:lol so true

[DAF86]

Ribery player of the first half.

Goal shouldn't have been allowed.

[NASpurs]

I'm satisfied with the results so far.

[Venti Quattro]

If Bayern carry a 1-0 lead to the Bernabeu, do you think they will win? If not, what's a safe goal total for them?

[pookenstein]

Good first half. Bayern better team, but Real is dangerous. Fucking Boateng to passive against Ronaldo that one time can't happen.

[DAF86]

If Bayern carry a 1-0 lead to the Bernabeu, do you think they will win? If not, what's a safe goal total for them?

1-0 is good 'cause they would keep a clean sheet at home, if they go to Madrid and score Real would need 3 to advance.

[pookenstein]

If Bayern carry a 1-0 lead to the Bernabeu, do you think they will win? If not, what's a safe goal total for them?

I think if the difference is only one goal for either Real or Bayern, both teams have a legit chance to advance.
Bayern has proven more than once that they can win and survive @ Bernabeu.

If Bayern wins by 2 I'll give them 65-70%. If they could win by 3 that number goes up to 80%.

[MannyIsGod]

DiMaria better not come out of that tunnel.

[smaka]

If they score in Madrid Real will have a hard work to proceed.

[Venti Quattro]

1-0 is good 'cause they would keep a clean sheet at home, if they go to Madrid and score Real would need 3 to advance.

Why would they need 3? They only need two in the Bernabeu if it stands tbh.


I think if the difference is only one goal for either Real or Bayern, both teams have a legit chance to advance.
Bayern has proven more than once that they can win and survive @ Bernabeu.

If Bayern wins by 2 I'll give them 65-70%. If they could win by 3 that number goes up to 80%.

If Bayern wins by three, they can just park the fucking bus in Madrid tbh. Also they better watch out because Madrid is going to hurt them.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao @ As already bitching about the refs. Jesus fucking christ most Madrid fans are such fucking douchebags.

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/hoareinc/Captura.jpg

http://www.as.com/

[Venti Quattro]

Re: the other semi-final -- I read that David Luiz is not playing.

[smaka]

:lmao @ As already bitching about the refs. Jesus fucking christ most Madrid fans are such fucking douchebags.

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt26/hoareinc/Captura.jpg

http://www.as.com/

Translate?

[ElNono]

Why would they need 3? They only need two in the Bernabeu if it stands tbh.

He said "if they score in Madrid", meaning they would have 2 goals... in that event, Madrid would need 3 goals to advance (a 2-2 tie with an away goal for Bayern puts them through)

[ElNono]

Translate?

"Howard Web should've called off the 1-0 due to off-side" :lol

[DAF86]

Why would they need 3? They only need two in the Bernabeu if it stands tbh.

I said: "If Bayern scores in Madrid, Real will have to score 3" because of the away goal thing.

[Venti Quattro]

He said "if they score in Madrid", meaning they would have 2 goals... in that event, Madrid would need 3 goals to advance (a 2-2 tie with an away goal for Bayern puts them through)

Thanks for the assist. I got confused with all the math there.

:lol having math problems with the numbers 0, 1 and 2

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Translate?


Howard Webb should have disallowed the 1 - 0 due to offisides

[DAF86]

"Howard Web should've called off the 1-0 due to off-side" :lol

It's true though.

[pookenstein]

Why would they need 3? They only need two in the Bernabeu if it stands tbh.

It's UEFA arithmetic. If the result after two games is equal, the team who scored more on the other's ground advances.

For example: Bayern wins 1-0 in München and loses 2-1 in Madrid they still move on to the Final.

If it's 1-0 and then 0-1, the second game will go to 30 minutes overtime. If no team scores there will be a panalty shootout. If one team scores, the winner moves on. If both teams score in OT and it's a draw after 120 minutes, the ayway team advances.

[MannyIsGod]

#()$*#$)(*#

[pookenstein]

Too late.
nevermind...

[Venti Quattro]

Please tranlate the title of news regarding Pep and RDM? Thanks!

[MannyIsGod]

Diagonal balls have been good all day. Need more of them.

[IronMaxipad]

Ozil with it

[NASpurs]

:pctoss

[ElNono]

lol Bayern

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Bayern
:lol shitty clearance

[ElNono]

Please tranlate the title of news regarding Pep and RDM? Thanks!

"My players don't go out to the pitch to dive"

[IronMaxipad]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la6us85jfz1qb8z6p.gif

[ElNono]

RMAO "tactical foul" per the usual...

[MannyIsGod]

Fucking choke and then redemption!

Also, I hate Dimaria.

[MannyIsGod]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la6us85jfz1qb8z6p.gif

:lol

[lefty]

fuck yeah

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao di Maria

[MannyIsGod]

I swear the kid is semiretarded.

[lefty]

http://hkjai.com/download/icon/big/ozil.gif

[ElNono]

cats are flopping left and right

[NASpurs]

UGH! Damnit

[Venti Quattro]

What is Arbeloa complaining about? :lol

[lefty]

Zzzzzzzzzz

[lefty]

Gaynaldo too fancy here

[lefty]

Mou going catenaccio

[NASpurs]

Worst cross ever. WTF was that.

[ElNono]

Mou going catenaccio

this

[ElNono]

:lol Gomes

[Venti Quattro]

Damn Gomez :bang :bang

[lefty]

Ramos you fucktard

[lefty]

Bayern will eventually score a 2nd goal

[ElNono]

tbh, both teams look pretty ordinary... Penaldo still has to make a good play

[DAF86]

tbh, both teams look pretty ordinary... Penaldo still has to make a good play

Shhh, don't call for it.

[NASpurs]

Seems like that RMAO goal took the excitement out of the stadium and the game.

[ElNono]

Sergio "butcher" Ramos :lol

[lefty]

Gaynaldo is still a selfish SOB


Nothing new here

[Venti Quattro]

Madrid looks like they're saving for the Clasico. They were thrown off when Ribery scored but a stupid clearance by Bayern have allowed them to relax again.

[Venti Quattro]

Also, Robben is playing like he's still playing for Real Madrid imo.

[ElNono]

Sergio Ramos "man of the match" according to the Spanish commentators :lmao

[lefty]

Madrid could score a 2nd goal if they wanted to TBH

[lefty]

Sergio Ramos "man of the match" according to the Spanish commentators :lmao
Al Jazeera Sport's announcers just said Di Maria is Madrid's best player :lmao

[lefty]

wow fuck you Granero

you weak faggot

[Venti Quattro]

Al Jazeera Sport's announcers just said Di Maria is Madrid's best player :lmao

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

Dune coon is out
Vinny Terranova is in

[lefty]

All ball


No penalty


Fuck you Gomez :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao RMAO

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao

[ElNono]

RMAO :lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

bayern will eventually score a 2nd goal
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[MannyIsGod]

Terrible defending on Lahm

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Mou's face
:lmao RMAO

[ElNono]

I thought that should've been Casillas ball, tbh

[MannyIsGod]

sergio ramos "man of the match" according to the spanish commentators :lmao


al jazeera sport's announcers just said di maria is madrid's best player :lmao

w.t.f

[ElNono]

:lol Higuain