UEFA Champions League 2011-2012

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

WTF did Higuain do to get a card?

I swear Webb is a fucking dumbass.

[lefty]

Supid Mou and his catenaccio tactics


You stay in your zone, and they end up scoring


As usual

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Marcelo
:lol hit man
:lol dirty player

[ElNono]

Marcelo being a bitch :lmao

[lefty]

Take that Muller !

[lefty]

Hey at least we are taking them down with us :lol

[DAF86]

crofl That's a clear red card

lol Webb
lol Mourinho will still bitch about the refs at the end of the game

[ElNono]

RMAO sore ass losers, per the usual :lmao

[Bynumite]

Coentrao needs to stop going for sliding tackles and just stay with his fucking player. Dude's playing like he doesn't have a yellow card.

[lefty]

Marcelo is that nIgga

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Bitch fucking move by Marcelo. Are all Real Madrid players fucking dirty??

[lefty]

Bitch fucking move by Marcelo. Are all Real Madrid players fucking dirty??
You are a softie

[lefty]

Madrid is gonna tap that ass in 2 weeks :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Bad move by Marcelo, but Mueller is an over-reacting bitch.

[DAF86]

Still not all that bad of a result for Real.

[mountainballer]

real is THE dirty team.
can't loose like real men.
Mou's work.

great win Bayern!

[pookenstein]

Great win.
Fucking Marcelo.
60-40% Bayern.
They will score in Madrid.

[Bynumite]

Nazi Cunts.

[quentin_compson]

Real basically mailed it in after the equalizer - and it cost them. They can still turn it around in the second leg, of course. Rather disappointing game overall, in my opinion.

[Venti Quattro]

Still not all that bad of a result for Real.

They better not let Munich score in Madrid.

[lefty]

real is THE dirty team.
can't loose like real men.
Mou's work.

great win Bayern!
:cry :cry :cry

[Venti Quattro]

I hope Messi doesn't play like a fat turd tomorrow like what he did at the Barcelona-Milan leg in San Siro. Beat Chelsea tomorrow and make Real think.

[ElNono]

I hope Messi doesn't play like a fat turd tomorrow like what he did at the Barcelona-Milan leg in San Siro. Beat Chelsea tomorrow and make Real think.

Doubt it. Calcio is physical as fuck. Brits like the faster game.

Plus lol TOSB Terry

[endrity]

I thought Bayern really proved the fact that they do indeed have the second best midfield in Europe after Barca. As the game progressed they were more and more able to control the ball and the tempo. Unfortunate goal but they showed something tonight.

[DAF86]

I thought Bayern really proved the fact that they do indeed have the second best midfield in Europe after Barca. As the game progressed they were more and more able to control the ball and the tempo. Unfortunate goal but they showed something tonight.

I think that had more to do with Real settling for the 1-1. Let's see what happens in the Bernabeu.

[ElNono]

tbh, Barça has me spoiled. I thought that was some pretty shitty football except when Ribery had the ball.

[ALVAREZ6]

real is THE dirty team.
can't loose like real men.
Mou's work.


They certainly are the cocksuckers of football :lol
RMAO :lol
Mourinho :lol
Surgical Ramos :lol
cocksuckers :lol

[Libri]

Madrid is gonna tap that ass in 2 weeks :lol

:downspin:

[lefty]

According to Canal + announcer, Ronaldo scored for RMAO

What a dumbass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLjBSKhQ-E

[Brazil]

:lol lefty

[Venti Quattro]

Officiating crew for the Barcelona-Chelsea match are from ze Deutschland.

[lefty]

Officiating crew for the Barcelona-Chelsea match are from ze Deutschland.

Platini using dat wallet

[Venti Quattro]

Mourinho: Real make life easy for refs (http://dawn.com/2012/04/17/real-make-life-easy-for-refs-says-mourinho/)

:lmao what a pile of dog shit :lmao

[velik_m]

The away goal is huge for Real, they are in good position to advance.

[lefty]

Mou :lol

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

I dislike the 4 teams left in the semifinals... I guess Bayern or Barcelona are the ones I dislike the least.

Real = massive cunts, historically. Now even more with Mourinho, metrosexual egocentric Cristiana and the rest of them motherfuckers (Pepe, Marcelo, Ramos, etc).

Chelsea = no major history, only Abramovich wallet. Still unable to buy himself a CL trophy after 9 years. Stupid arses like Terry or Drogba.

Bayern = wankers, disliked by all the other teams in Germany, but this current bunch not that much. Schweinsteiger a big giant douche nevertheless.

Barcelona = Way too much hype and gloryhunters behind them. They think they pee perfume and their shit smells like roses.

A final Bayern v Barça would be the one I would dislike the least.

I'm sticking with the Europa League, Athletic Bilbao all the way! I have Basque roots and blood in my family and this season under Bielsa they have been playing the best football I remember watching them in the last 16 years. Thursday are the Europa League semis, Sporting Lisboa-Athletic and Valencia-Atletico de Madrid. It has been quite an entertaining competition for some years now after it lost its old appeal when the Champions League became so strong.

[DAF86]

Prove that Messi doesn't pee perfume. You can't.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Prove that Messi doesn't pee perfume. You can't.

If this had been a troll making the joke, I would have pissed myself laughing :lol

Its high time some of the resident troll creators made a DAF86 troll. We can't have DAF making fun of himself now! Help him out people!

[resistanze]

Prove that Messi doesn't pee perfume. You can't.

You should let Messi to 'perfume' you a la R. Kelly-style, tbh.

[Venti Quattro]

Time to make a FAP86 troll...

"Messi's bank manager"

[ElNono]

You should let Messi to 'perfume' you a la R. Kelly-style, tbh.

hZN565uhnGc

[resistanze]

hZN565uhnGc

:lol

[resistanze]

Fuckity fuck, forgot to PVR the game.

[ElNono]

And, we're rolling

[Venti Quattro]

Biscuits and Drogba. Oh the fucking irony. Someone bring up their gif. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Fucking Alexis :bang

[ElNono]

damn sanchez hit the crossbar

[ElNono]

det set pieces defense

[ElNono]

Terry regulating

[Reeko_Htown]

and Drogba starts:lol

[lefty]

Busquets is such a dirty POS

[lefty]

Fuckity fuck, forgot to PVR the game.

Im on vacation so

Fuck yeah


But im sure you can set the PVR remotely

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Cesc

[ElNono]

lol cesc... should be 2-0 by now

[Venti Quattro]

Mata would look good in blaugrana...

[resistanze]

Im on vacation so

Fuck yeah


But im sure you can set the PVR remotely

Oh snap! good looking out my nigguh

[ElNono]

Iniesta pulling a dive Maria

[lefty]

Lol Gunther diving

[Reeko_Htown]

Bullshit! Iniesta schooled him!

[ElNono]

another good save by the goalie

[Venti Quattro]

Iniesta pulling a dive Maria

:lol Diviesta

[ElNono]

nice header

[ElNono]

at this rate you're left wondering when Barca will score the 1st

[Reeko_Htown]

Chelsea's loosening up the back. I smell a goal coming

[Reeko_Htown]

Drogba looking like Pepe out there.

[ElNono]

TOSB Droga been rolling all over the floor

[IronMaxipad]

:lol Terry

[ElNono]

on the floor again?

[Venti Quattro]

Barca is bringing the hurt on Drogba.

[ElNono]

lol torres looks like a girl

[ElNono]

back heel by Ashley Cole in midfield, the highlight for Chelsea this 1st half so far

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

:lol throw-ins directly into the box

[ElNono]

holy shit... damn cesc

[Venti Quattro]

Sell Cesc. What a useless piece of shit.

[ElNono]

damn messi

[ElNono]

:lol Drogba diving again

[Venti Quattro]

How many times is Drogba going to be down?

[ElNono]

shit...

[resistanze]

Sell Cesc. What a useless piece of shit.

:cry but he wanted to go home

[ElNono]

lol.. slipped

[ElNono]

:lmao

[IronMaxipad]

Drogbaaaaa

[Venti Quattro]

Well fuck that.

[ElNono]

crofl Drogba

[ElNono]

there's the highlight of the 1st half... lol

[DAF86]

tlong will troll the fuck out of this thread if this sticks.

[Venti Quattro]

BarceLOLOLOLOLOLOLOna :lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Damn good goal I must say. Messi better not be injured of Barca is fucked

[Venti Quattro]

How many chances has Cesc muffed? Fuck det shit

[ElNono]

Non-Issue

[ElNono]

tbh, Barca played well... should've been easily 3-1... they just need to finish the plays... I'm liking Pedro for the 2nd half, tbh

[IronMaxipad]

Tlongstradamus

[Venti Quattro]

FAGregas

[resistanze]

Hey hey hey I was serious when I predicted 4-0 Chelsea

[Venti Quattro]

Ball possession: CHE: 25, FCB: 75

[Venti Quattro]

Where is "Barca is going to violate Chelsea's internals" ALVAREZ6?

[quentin_compson]

Cesc could/should have buried Chelsea already. Anyway, the goal should make for an interesting second half.

[Venti Quattro]

Reports are that Messi has a groin injury from that Meireles hit

[resistanze]

FAGregas

fabregASS

[ElNono]

Cech stopping everything

[Venti Quattro]

Good work from Adriano...

[ElNono]

Cesc and Alexis MIA so far in the 2nd half

[ElNono]

shit Alexis... get Pedro in there

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao

[DAF86]

If it's not Messi nobody can finish for shit? Fuck.

[Venti Quattro]

Choke job by Alexis

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Fucking Sanchez...

[Reeko_Htown]

Fucking Alexis, come on!

[Venti Quattro]

Messi is invisible this half. lol midget

[ElNono]

Pep needs to pull that faggot Alexis

[ElNono]

Venti with the almost excellent jinx

[lefty]

lol torres looks like a girl

Narutorres

[Venti Quattro]

Pep needs to pull that faggot Alexis

I hope they leave Fagregas in London.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Messi playing like shit...

[ElNono]

Iniesta got nothing on Drogba

[Venti Quattro]

Messi is shooting at the goal like he's penaldo

[ElNono]

GTFO Alexis, fuck you

[Venti Quattro]

Thank you Pep! Fucking Alexis

[ElNono]

lol dives again

[ElNono]

Drogba been trolling Barça all night long :lol

[Reeko_Htown]

You POS Drogba

[DAF86]

Get fucking Fabregas out of there, he stinks of Arsenal all over.

[lefty]

The rain has made those Barca heavier TBH

[Reeko_Htown]

now that was obvious.

[lefty]

Get fucking Fabregas out of there, he stinks of Arsenal all over.

But Messi=GOD

[Venti Quattro]

Arsene is laughing at Pep right now.

[ElNono]

Probably time for Barcuefa HQ to call the ref and explain this result is not acceptable...

[DAF86]

Barcuefa my ass, tbh.

[lefty]

http://www.sportindustry.biz/resource/binary/cache/59768ab271b92f8fd19a459ec80ea0d5/568x300_platini2_n.jpg

[lefty]

Messi will score here

[ElNono]

Cesc is still out there?

[Venti Quattro]

Cesc is fucking retarded.

[ElNono]

Surgical Bousquets

[lefty]

Lol eyebrows

[ElNono]

Terry not fucking around...

[lefty]

Drogba is amazing today

[MaNuMaNiAc]

for fuck sake!!! MESSI STOP FUCKING WALKING!!!

[Venti Quattro]

This is like watching the Wigan-Arsenal game...

[lefty]

Cahill is a great addition TBH

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Messi is just watching his teammates

[ElNono]

Chelsea pretty much hanging 11 guys from the crossbar at this point

[TimmehC]

:lol Barca 21 shots to 4 for Chelsea

[ElNono]

det defense almost gifts another one

[Venti Quattro]

I don't fucking care if LA gets blown out by 50 tonight, just give Barca this away goal. :cry

[DAF86]

crofl Drogba arguing that shit.

[ElNono]

I don't fucking care if LA gets blown out by 50 tonight, just give Barca this away goal. :cry

:lol Barça will win this leg... even if they end up 0-1 today...

If they not they need to retire from all competitions foreign and domestic

[ElNono]

holy fuck Cech

[DAF86]

Xavi out? wtf Pep?

[IronMaxipad]

Dat Save

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Well, that's about it now isn't it...

[DAF86]

:lol Barça will win this leg... even if they end up 0-1 today...

If they not they need to retire from all competitions foreign and domestic

Dude, you seem to underrate just how unfair/unpredictable this football game is.

[ElNono]

So much for Pedro... where the fuck is he?

[Venti Quattro]

Wow super catenaccio. :lol

[ElNono]

Dude, you seem to underrate just how unfair/unpredictable this football game is.

I'm not underrating anything... this is Chelsea's home game and they shot twice at goal...

[ElNono]

lol Pedro

[Venti Quattro]

Pedro what the fuck...

[ElNono]

:wow
:wow
:wow
:wow

[ElNono]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[lefty]

Pheeeeeew

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao:lmao

[NASpurs]

:wow :lmao

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Fucking lynch pedro!!!!

[ElNono]

It's one of those nights, tbh... half of those are going in at the Camp Nou

[MaNuMaNiAc]

How the fuck does a professional football player miss that????

[IronMaxipad]

One step beyond. awesome song imo fwiw

[Venti Quattro]

I hope Arsenal puts a beating on Chelsea on Saturday. I am fuming mad right now. Fuck det shit

[ElNono]

Barca just needs to tap that Real ass over the weekend and finish off this Chelsea team next week

[Muser]

:lol Barca
:lol Drogba being a faggot

[DAF86]

I'm not underrating anything... this is Chelsea's home game and they shot twice at goal...

So? They did the same in 2009 and Barca needed a stoppege goal to pass.

Inter didn't have a shot on goal in 2010 in Camp Nou and they eliminated Barca.

Chelsea has done it's work, they don't need to get past midfield in the next game and they can still qualify. Not to mention if they manage to find a goal.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Anyway, great game by Chelsea. Nobody is going to stop Barca having possession, so this is the best way to play them I think. Counter attack with great defensive effort.

Congrats Chelsea fans, see you on the other leg.

[Venti Quattro]

I fucking hate Cesc and Alexis.

[lefty]

:lmao

[ElNono]

So? They did the same in 2009 and Barca needed a stoppege goal to pass.

Inter didn't have a shot on goal in 2010 in Camp Nou and they eliminated Barca.

Chelsea has done it's work, they don't need to cross midfield in the next game and they can still qualify. Not to mention if they manage to find a goal.

You're giving me the exception to the rule. 95% of the time Barça finishes those plays and end up in goal. Inter also defended way better than this Chelsea team. They had a much stronger midfield.

If you're telling me that Chelsea is going to get extremely lucky or extremely different than what they looked today, then I'm just going to say it's unlikely.

[IronMaxipad]

http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-17wwzzf.gif

[Venti Quattro]

I am going to watch the game on Saturday and hear the commentators slob all over CSKA London. Come on RvP, beat thse fuckers up.

[ElNono]

http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-17wwzzf.gif

Messi could've tapped that... didn't notice during the game

[resistanze]

Lol if Chelsea tries this defensive shit at Nou Camp, expect a red card on Drobga.

[Landon Donofag]

I wonder if Barca will appeal about the pitch because it was so wet.

[it's me]

This is the only thing I hate about this sport............. the better team not always win..... that's probably what makes it unique and interesting, still, it's a fucking shame that a team that plays like this idiots at home end up winning.

It'll be difficult for Barcelona at home... it'll be exactly the same thing we saw today.... it may be different only if Barca scores early.

[NASpurs]

:lmao tlong taking a shit on Football(Spurs)talk

[DAF86]

You're giving me the exception to the rule. 95% of the time Barça finishes those plays and end up in goal. Inter also defended way better than this Chelsea team. They had a much stronger midfield.

If you're telling me that Chelsea is going to get extremely lucky or extremely different than what they looked today, then I'm just going to say it's unlikely.

Exceptions? I don't think there's another sport in which the team that doesn't dominate wins so much.

You're acting like it's an impossible task for Chelsea to eliminate Barca and you're wrong. They can pretty damn well eliminate Barca, specially after today.

[Landon Donofag]

This is the only thing I hate about this sport............. the better team not always win..... that's probably what makes it unique and interesting, still, it's a fucking shame that a team that plays like this idiots at home end up winning.

It'll be difficult for Barcelona at home... it'll be exactly the same thing we saw today.... it may be different only if Barca scores early.

http://i.imgur.com/2jt6K.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

This wouldn't have happened if Alexis and Cesc weren't retarded enough to not finish the goal chances that were handed to them.

[ginobili's bald spot]

As happy as I am that Barca lost, they are going to fucking DESTROY Chelsea at camp nou.



Please prove me wrong Chelsea

[ogait]

This is the only thing I hate about this sport............. the better team not always win..... that's probably what makes it unique and interesting, still, it's a fucking shame that a team that plays like this idiots at home end up winning.

It'll be difficult for Barcelona at home... it'll be exactly the same thing we saw today.... it may be different only if Barca scores early.

No that's one of the better things about this sport. Everyone knows Barcelona is the best team in the world. It would be pretty pointless to watch if the best team always wins.

And Chelsea did by my book an amazing tactical and disciplined game. Just hope the refs won't fuck up on Barca side as usual on the second leg.

[Venti Quattro]

This will make up for an interesting Clasico -- Real and Barcelona lost their first CL legs.

[ginobili's bald spot]

This is the only thing I hate about this sport............. the better team not always win..... that's probably what makes it unique and interesting, still, it's a fucking shame that a team that plays like this idiots at home end up winning.

It'll be difficult for Barcelona at home... it'll be exactly the same thing we saw today.... it may be different only if Barca scores early.


:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

[it's me]

No that's one of the better things about this sport. Everyone knows Barcelona is the best team in the world. It would be pretty pointless to watch if the best team always wins.

And Chelsea did by my book an amazing tactical and disciplined game. Just hope the refs won't fuck up on Barca side as usual on the second leg.

I guess you're right.... my point is, millionaire team with world class players, defending and producing absolutely nothing in offense outside of A counter attack the whole game AT HOME. It worked for them can't deny it.

[quentin_compson]

Good game by Chelsea (this must have been one of the best games I've seen Ashley Cole play), but how Barca managed not to capitalize on at least one of their goalscoring opportunities, they'll probably never know themselves.

Well, everything is set for a pair of thrilling second legs. :toast

PS: Dani Alves was pretty awful tonight.

[resistanze]

:cry why dont they let barca score

[MannyIsGod]

Obviously jerseys were too wet this evening.

Humidity will be low at Camp Nou, WATCH OUT.

[MannyIsGod]

This is really bad though. No one here should be happy with this result because now Tlong is going to come in here and treat this forum like one of his favorite sheep. I take no joy in the result today because of this.






















































Yeah I'm lying. I loved the result still. :lol

[ElNono]

Exceptions? I don't think there's another sport in which the team that doesn't dominate wins so much.

I would agree with that, except we're not talking about your "average" team in the sport. We're talking perhaps the best team we've seen in the sport. You just can't generalize when it comes to an exceptional team.


You're acting like it's an impossible task for Chelsea to eliminate Barca and you're wrong. They can pretty damn well eliminate Barca, specially after today.

I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm saying it's very, very unlikely. Especially playing at home. Not taking anything away from Chelsea, but today Barça beat themselves. They had 4 chances with the goalie already beat and they blew it. If you're going to put your money on them blowing chances like that at home again, then I think you'll be in for a surprise.

[ElNono]

BTW, I'm not making up the 4 chances... Alexis hitting the bar, Cesc with the weak shot that Cole cleared on the line, Pedro hitting the post at the end and whoever kick the ball into space from the rebound on that same play. I'm not even counting the stops Cech made.

[Muser]

Well Messi couldn't do it on a cold night in London :stirpot:

[ALVAREZ6]

Where is "Barca is going to violate Chelsea's internals" ALVAREZ6?

:lmao barca
:lmao can't finish
:lmao barca jinx, almost always comes back to haunt me when I'm too confident on a team :lol









but in all seriousness, I think Chelsea goes to Camp Nou and rapes Barca, 3-0 Chelsea.

[Dinamita]

Meanwhile at the AFC Champions League

tX0OCWxTtIU

[DAF86]

I give Chelsea 51% of eliminating Barca right now and if they score in Barcelona that % goes all the way up to 99%

[ElNono]

I give Chelsea 51% of eliminating Barca right now and if they score in Barcelona that % goes all the way up to 99%

Okay

[lefty]

So the 2nd leg is on Tuesday

What is Pep gonna do?
Rest his stars next weekend and drop points in LoLiga ?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I give Chelsea 51% of eliminating Barca right now and if they score in Barcelona that % goes all the way up to 99%

way to put yourself out there :lol

[DAF86]

way to put yourself out there :lol

Do you think Chelsea is the favorite to pass at this point?

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Do you think Chelsea is the favorite to pass at this point?

I don't

[MannyIsGod]

Defintiely don't think Chelsea can be considered the favorite.

[DAF86]

I don't

Well, I do so I kinda put myself there, don't you think?

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

For fuck's sake, this is what I mean when I speak about Barça's plastic fans preciousness. The other team chose to play the game based on defending very well and they start crying like little bitches just like the Inter tie in 2010.

:cry "They defend"
:cry "They don't let our stars score"
:cry "They are marking us"
:cry "Goalkeeper saved shots didn't let them in"

And this coming from someone who dislikes Chelsky more than Barça. But people need to understand that Barcelona's is just one of the many different tactics used in football and they are all fair to acheive victory.

[IronMexican]

I hate Real and Barca, but how lame would it be if they both lose in the semis? Not saying I want either to win the ECL, though:lol

[JJ Hickson]

For fuck's sake, this is what I mean when I speak about Barça's plastic fans preciousness. The other team chose to play the game based on defending very well and they start crying like little bitches just like the Inter tie in 2010.

:cry "They defend"
:cry "They don't let our stars score"
:cry "They are marking us"
:cry "Goalkeeper saved shots didn't let them in"

And this coming from someone who dislikes Chelsky more than Barça. But people need to understand that Barcelona's is just one of the many different tactics used in football and they are all fair to acheive victory.



An Argentine who didn't bandwagon Barca?



http://www.n8bitradio.com/photos/Memes/jackie-chan-wtf.png

[JJ Hickson]

I hate Real and Barca, but how lame would it be if they both lose in the semis? Not saying I want either to win the ECL, though:lol


lol chivas

[resistanze]

For fuck's sake, this is what I mean when I speak about Barça's plastic fans preciousness. The other team chose to play the game based on defending very well and they start crying like little bitches just like the Inter tie in 2010.

:cry "They defend"
:cry "They don't let our stars score"
:cry "They are marking us"
:cry "Goalkeeper saved shots didn't let them in"

And this coming from someone who dislikes Chelsky more than Barça. But people need to understand that Barcelona's is just one of the many different tactics used in football and they are all fair to acheive victory.

Exactly.

":cry it's not fair, they're not letting us score" Makes no sense. Barca is the best team on earth. They made over 700 passes that game, Chelsea made less than 200. They play a possession game. They bought a captain from another team to be a scrub on theirs :lol

If Barca can't finish those chances they had, it's on them. Don't expect others to play Barca's game.

[lefty]

For fuck's sake, this is what I mean when I speak about Barça's plastic fans preciousness. The other team chose to play the game based on defending very well and they start crying like little bitches just like the Inter tie in 2010.

:cry "They defend"
:cry "They don't let our stars score"
:cry "They are marking us"
:cry "Goalkeeper saved shots didn't let them in"

And this coming from someone who dislikes Chelsky more than Barça. But people need to understand that Barcelona's is just one of the many different tactics used in football and they are all fair to acheive victory.

I love you

[100%duncan]

:lmao Chelsea murdered "the greatest club in the world"

[lefty]

Ives Galarcep ‏ @SoccerByIves

Did Busquets really complain about Didier Drogba's diving? That might set the Guinness Book of Records for irony.

[ALVAREZ6]

Ives Galarcep ‏ @SoccerByIves

Did Busquets really complain about Didier Drogba's diving? That might set the Guinness Book of Records for irony.

crofl busquets is a pussy ass faggot

[MannyIsGod]

exactly.

":cry it's not fair, they're not letting us score" makes no sense. Barca is the best team on earth. They made over 700 passes that game, chelsea made less than 200. They play a possession game. They bought a captain from my team to be a scrub on theirs :(

if barca can't finish those chances they had, it's on them. Don't expect others to play barca's game.

fyp

[ElNono]

If Barca can't finish those chances they had, it's on them.

That's exactly what I said.

[Muser]

Chelsea have had an amazing week tbh. Got to the final of the F.A Cup & have the upper hand in this semi final.

[Venti Quattro]

I hope they left Cesc in London.

[mudyez]

finish them of!...so Bavaria can win the "Finale dahoam"! (they can't beat Barca)

[resistanze]

fyp

:lmao

[tlongII]

I think that guy's an idiot for calling out Chelsea like that. Chelsea can play with the other teams in the semis. No question about it. This could be the extra motivation they need to send them through.

:smokin

[Landon Donofag]

Mou is just a realist, and he is correct. Chelsea is going to get skullfucked by Barca. I would not be at all surprised if Barca wins something like 7-1 on aggregate.

TOSB John Terry trying to stop Messi :lol


They are gonna get rapedPERIOD.



Barca will dominate possession (normally easy for them to do vs English teams) like they normally do, Chelsea will only have a couple decent shots all game, and Barca will firing on that defense throughout.



CROFL he knows his squad are gonna violate Chelsea's internals


Not a big deal for your teams to be honest. Barca will dismantle Chelsea as easily as they do to a Getafe/Zaragoza/Osasuna, will retain energy for RMAO. Chelsea will be tired chasing Barca around the pitch, further increasing Arsenal's chances.


No lol. Chelsea stands not a chance. :lol

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

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[ALVAREZ6]

:lol

mou and I combined for the ultimate jinx

[Venti Quattro]

Pep, you fucking better have something up in store against Chelsea.

[DAF86]

Valdes

Alves Pique Puyol Adriano

Xavi Busquets Iniesta

Alexis Messi Pedro

And stop fucking around.

[Muser]

:lmao Fabregas moving for 10 minutes a game.

[quentin_compson]

Pep, you fucking better have something up in store against Chelsea.

Well, it's not exactly like Chelsea annihilated Barca. Barca had the goalscoring opportunities, they just didn't take them.

[ALVAREZ6]

Didn't realize Barca play again tomorrow already.

Real Madrid 2 - 0 Bayern Munich
Barcelona 1 - 1 Chelsea

[100%duncan]

Ya'll ready for Leg 2 Chelsea-Barca?

[Venti Quattro]

Didn't realize Barca play again tomorrow already.

Real Madrid 2 - 0 Bayern Munich
Barcelona 1 - 1 Chelsea

So much for "Barcelona is going to violate Chelsea's internals." :cry :cry :cry

[ALVAREZ6]

So much for "Barcelona is going to violate Chelsea's internals." :cry :cry :cry

:cry


tbh barca have been under-performing cocksuckers this season. Had they finished some of those gimmies last week @ Chelsea, they very well could have violated Chelsea's internals on aggregate, going into this game with confidence. Now they have a ton of pressure.

[100%duncan]

^ Your team's goin down. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

I still think Barcelona has enough to win 2-0 though. But what do we know, these midgets might turn into dwarfs.

[100%duncan]

I still think Barcelona has enough to win 2-0 though. But what do we know, these midgets might turn into dwarfs.

Petr Cech baby.

[Venti Quattro]

Petr Cech baby.

More like Didier Flopba

[NASpurs]

I'm interested in what tlong has to say about the game tomorrow. :tu

[100%duncan]

More like Didier Flopba

Nope. 3-4 would have been goals were stopped by Cech>1 goal by drogba. And lol a flopper might be the reason Pep will be fired.

[ALVAREZ6]

Nope. 3-4 would have been goals were stopped by Cech>1 goal by drogba. And lol a flopper might be the reason Pep will be fired.

Are you trying to imply Pep would be fired if they lose to Chelsea?

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao 100%duncan extending his shitty takes onto football

[100%duncan]

Are you trying to imply Pep would be fired if they lose to Chelsea?

Just trying to mess with ya Barca fans. Don't worry. :hat

[100%duncan]

:lmao 100%duncan extending his shitty takes onto football

Just wait for 2nd leg,brotha.

[mabrignani]

More like Didier Flopba

hahahaha yes!!!

im all for flopping though. wasnt it the '88 raiders or something that said "cheating is encouraged"?

[NASpurs]

:lol

http://i.imgur.com/jlxN0.png

[velik_m]

Barca will not repeat. Chelsea-Real finals.

[ElNono]

sup... is Tello playing? :lol

[Venti Quattro]

sup... is Tello playing? :lol


Valdés

Puyol Mascherano Piqué

Sergio Xavi Iniesta Cesc

Alexis Messi Cuenca

Barcelona is going 3-4-3. They are fucked. :lol

[pookenstein]

I have a strange gut feeling that Chelsea will proceed to the Final.

Don't really know why, but I think they'll advance to meet Bayern in München.

[TimmehC]

Valdés



Puyol Mascherano Piqué


Sergio Xavi Iniesta Cesc


Alexis Messi Cuenca

Barcelona is going 3-4-3. They are fucked. :lol
the fuck?

[ElNono]

Cuenca? wtf? Get Pedro in there... fucking Pep