UEFA Champions League 2011-2012

[Venti Quattro]

No Thiago, no Pedro, no Dani Alves.

Barcel:lolna = f:lolcked

[ALVAREZ6]

Valdés

Puyol Mascherano Piqué

Sergio Xavi Iniesta Cesc

Alexis Messi Cuenca

Barcelona is going 3-4-3. They are fucked. :lol

I actually like that personnel selection, only I'd switch Busquets and Iniesta. They need to go attack all out. That said, if Chelsea scores first I think they're fucked. Key is whoever scores first today IMO, to relieve pressure from whichever team that does it.

[Venti Quattro]

Chelsea are wearing their white third shirt. :lol

:lol Real Madrid conditioning

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao I forgot about Alves. NVM, Pep is a retard. He needs to play.

[ElNono]

I still think Barça is gonna move on... gotta get a score early though

[ALVAREZ6]

Chelsea, as expected, out to defend with a 4-5-1 ...Didier is playing.

[ElNono]

I like Alexis flopping for a penaldo too :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Midget needs to fight for his touches early and not fuck around.

[ElNono]

Midget needs to fight for his touches early and not fuck around.

He's just gonna walk around :hat

[resistanze]

Need Chelsea to win 3-0 to fufill my predicton, tbh.

[Venti Quattro]

Chelsea and Barca have TOSB captains. :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

Cuneyt Cakir from Turkey is the official, one of UEFA's least experienced. He is going to be watched closely.
:lol

BarcUEFA

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Messi
:lol choke

[ElNono]

damn midget

[pookenstein]

Chelsea trying to withstand the early storm...

[DAF86]

:lol No Alves

Pep must think that defending with 3 instead of 4 makes you more offensive and that couldn't be further from the truth.

With the back line of 4 you can have your wing backs surprise from behind.

[resistanze]

:lol No Alves

Pep must think that defending with 3 instead of 4 you're more offensive and that couldn't be further from the truth.

With the back line of 4 you can have your wing backs surprise from behind.

Pep going 'Mancini' this season, tbh.

[pookenstein]

:lol Sanchez breaking Cahills ankle...

[ElNono]

Chelsea wasting time early :lol

[Venti Quattro]

There goes Chelsea's physio again. :lol

[resistanze]

I just PVR'd this bitch. I can only imagine how far back Chelsea will be in their own half if it's 0-0 @ HT.

[Venti Quattro]

I just PVR'd this bitch. I can only imagine how far back Chelsea will be in their own half if it's 0-0 @ HT.

10 man row :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Cuenca with the Tello syndrome. :lmao

[pookenstein]

:lol 10 white jerseys in the box...

[Venti Quattro]

Look at those people circled arond Messi. Damn it's like he has his own private security.

[Libri]

Pique knocked out.

[IronMaxipad]

Anyone have a good link that doesn't fuck up? :(

[ElNono]

Drogba hurting players... nothing new here

[ElNono]

Anyone have a good link that doesn't fuck up? :(

I'm using Veetle

[DAF86]

He has to be subbed.

[pookenstein]

thank god pique is on his feet. that was a nasty hit he took

[pookenstein]

Drogba hurting players... nothing new here

It was valdez, not Drogba.

[Venti Quattro]

Damn Messi. Cech is amazing.

[DAF86]

How the fuck do they manage to get through all those white jerseys inside the box?

[Libri]

What a stop!

[DAF86]

Barca missing chances again. Not looking good.

[Venti Quattro]

How the fuck do they manage to get through all those white jerseys inside the box?

They're midgets

[DAF86]

They should follow Mascherano's lead and try more from outside the box.

[ginobili's bald spot]

Am I the only one who noticed that Pique just got knocked out cold? And they put him back in the game WTF? :lol

[DAF86]

Am I the only one who noticed that Pique just got knocked out cold? And they put him back in the game WTF? :lol


He has to be subbed.

[DAF86]

Messi looking active today.

[Venti Quattro]

Chelsea are now on a 5-4-1. :lol

[pookenstein]

They should follow Mascherano's lead and try more from outside the box.

That's one of their few flaws. Sometimes they're too much in love with those little passes when a shot from outside could be the better solution.

That and them not beeing very dangerous with the head.

[ElNono]

there goes Pique

[Venti Quattro]

I can see this game going extra time.

[Venti Quattro]

Xavi and Iniesta with long balls...

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Drogba
:lmao anything for a foul

[Venti Quattro]

Goal!!!

[ElNono]

goal bitches

[Venti Quattro]

Sergio Busquets!!!!!!!l

[pookenstein]

So much for my prediction. Sergio. Barca.

[IronMaxipad]

nooooooo

[ElNono]

Drogba ":cry I was fouled :cry"

[resistanze]

RIP Chelsea. Only an own goal can save them now.

[IronMaxipad]

:wow

:lmao fucking tosb

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Chelsea red card
:lmao TOSB Terry

[ElNono]

Barc:lolefa

[DAF86]

:lol Terry

[pookenstein]

Terry, that dirty motherfucking english bastard.

[ElNono]

Alexis flop at full steam :lol

[IronMaxipad]

Weak ass red.

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao Terry

Chelsea = fucked

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol floppers

[ElNono]

did he do anything? I missed it

[Muser]

:lol TOSB Terry

[Muser]

Terry, that dirty motherfucking english bastard.

Let us know how you really feel.

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.imgur.com/IbSvsl.gif

[ALVAREZ6]

crofl slow ass TOSB Terry :lol

[resistanze]

I was gonna post that Chelsea should get a red card soon a la Arsenal last year.

lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

man barca takes italys diving too a new level

[DAF86]

Barc:lolefa

Alexis may have exagerated but Terry hit him with his knee when the ball was elsewhere. A hit away from the ball is an automatic red.

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao no more central defenders for Ch:lolls:lola

[Bynumite]

Chelsea trying to pull a Mou Inter now, 10 men at Camp Nou :downspin:

[ElNono]

crofl Chelsea

[Venti Quattro]

Iniesta!!!!!!

[ElNono]

:lol Barça 3 man "defense"

[ALVAREZ6]

holy shit....

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Barcelona

[TimmehC]

Son of a...

[ElNono]

Now Barça needs to score 2 more :lol

[IronMaxipad]

Fuck my stream died.

[pookenstein]

Let us know how you really feel.

Sorry, nothing personal. I overreacted. Happens when a german sees an english player fouling someone...

[ALVAREZ6]

Barca are a bunch of lazy, complacent cocksuckers :lol
Great defense :tu

[Bynumite]

Ramires is one cold blooded motherfucker :toast

[resistanze]

LMAO Barca

[sonic21]

Now Barça needs to score 2 more :lol

1 more

[pookenstein]

Now Barça needs to score 2 more :lol

Nope. One would be enough. It's 2-2 right now.

[ElNono]

1 more

Yes... I mean win by 2

[sonic21]

lmao Barça

[IronMaxipad]

red:
http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-3evkn0.gif

chelsea goal:
http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-5hwxas.gif

[ElNono]

Fuck my stream died.

check your PM

[ginobili's bald spot]

UEFA rolling out the "red" carpet for Barca as usual. Nothing to see here.

[TimmehC]

:lol if Chelsea advance on a shorthanded goal

This is bullshit.

[ElNono]

Barça just needs a UEFA-made penaldo and they're through :lol

[diego]

that was definitely a red by Terry. just because he was subtle about it doesnt make it clean, and that was at least the 3rd hard foul on Alexis.

With or without that red, Barca has the upper hand in this series. I think they will score at least 2 more in the 2nd half

[ElNono]

Terry is a dirty TOSB :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Yes... I mean win by 2

They need a 3 goal lead at least. What a bunch of complacent asses.

:cry our jerseys got too heavy

[ElNono]

:lol Ramirez saving DAF's 51%

[ElNono]

They need a 3 goal lead at least. What a bunch of complacent asses.

:cry our jerseys got too heavy

Nah.. just a 2 goal lead... 3-1 works

[resistanze]

Lol if Chelsea tries this defensive shit at Nou Camp, expect a red card on Drobga.

lol wrong player

[TDMVPDPOY]

red:
http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-3evkn0.gif



the little fag knew the knee was coming so he puts his arms down to lessen the impact then does his best impersonation of cp3 acting 101

[IronMaxipad]

check your PM

:tu

[ElNono]

Terry bitching about the red card :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

UEFA rolling out the "red" carpet for Barca as usual. Nothing to see here.

lol dirty, cheating fags from Madrid

[ginobili's bald spot]

lol wrong player

tbf that was the easiest prediction of all time. :lol

[Bynumite]

Ramires is a machine tbh, dude looks like a kenyan marathon runner and plays like one too.

[ElNono]

Ramires is a machine tbh, dude looks like a kenyan marathon runner and plays like one too.

Probably as dumb too, seeing he won't be playing in the Final if they make it that far

[ElNono]

Idiot got a yellow card for complaining after the goal :lol

[Muser]

Terry is such a retard :lmao the biggest game in Chelsea's history and he does that.

Sick goal by Ramires though, shame he's gonna miss the final if they make it.

[pookenstein]

This...

red:
http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-3evkn0.gif


..is just stupid.

And this...



chelsea goal:
http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-5hwxas.gif


Is some cold bloded shit. Amazing goal.

[ginobili's bald spot]

lol dirty, cheating fags from Madrid


brb, fapping to your sig.

[Muser]

:lol if Chelsea advance on a shorthanded goal

This is bullshit.

Why is it bullshit?

[Jodelo]

UEFA will take care of Barca in the 2nd half, no doubt!

[ElNono]

I bet you Drogba is out for another central defender

[ElNono]

Or Drogba stays and spends 35+ mins rolling on the floor

[resistanze]

Score will probably end up 4-1, tbqh

[ginobili's bald spot]

I bet you Drogba is out for another central defender

I don't think they have any more.

[Muser]

I don't think they have any more.

Nope. For some reason Di Matteo only selected one defender for the bench.

[IronMaxipad]

brb, fapping to your sig.

:lol

[ElNono]

Drogba rolling on the floor it is

[Venti Quattro]

They need to score another one, and it's going to come by harder this time. Chelsea might just camp in the box.

[diego]

the little fag knew the knee was coming so he puts his arms down to lessen the impact then does his best impersonation of cp3 acting 101

the big pussy knew he had no chance of outplaying the little fag so he went to hit him when he didnt even have the ball, there is no way to justify what Terry did there. That is something you expect out of a 20 year old, not a 30 something team captain. But given that Terry has a history of being an idiot, its really not surprising.

[ElNono]

So, is midget gonna show up or what? Inquiring minds want to know, tbh

[Venti Quattro]

Chelsea has 2 shots on target, which are their 2 goals. :lol

[resistanze]

BTW, Terry is the biggest shitbag in soccer, so no tears from me

[resistanze]

So, is midget gonna show up or what? Inquiring minds want to know, tbh

Xavi's back is broken, iirc

[ElNono]

shit, iniesta

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Penaldo

[ElNono]

:lol penaldo
:lol barcuefa
:lol flops

[Venti Quattro]

Not even 5 minutes into the half. :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

fck terry shouldve made the kent earn that red card, shouldve stomp on his face...fck barca

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao :lmao :lmao Missi

[Muser]

wow..

[Sense]

:lmao

[ginobili's bald spot]

Barça just needs a UEFA-made penaldo and they're through :lol

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao:lmao

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.imgur.com/VnvR8l.gif

[ElNono]

:lmao midget

[pookenstein]

Lionel Missi :lol

[Bynumite]

SUCK IT :lmao YOU FUCKING ALBINO MIDGET WITH DOWN SYNDROME :lmao

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao
:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Drogba falling again

[Muser]

:lmao

[ALVAREZ6]

lmao
what a fucking game
crofl messi
crofl barca

[quentin_compson]

Wow, Messi just doesn't want to score against Chelsea, it seems. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Looks like Messi found his kryptonite. :lmao

[IronMaxipad]

http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-8n6yjc.gif

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Missi

[resistanze]

JEAN LE BAPTISTE :lmao

[Bynumite]

Where's Kanoute to pimp slap that fool Fabregas?

[ElNono]

damn alexis

[resistanze]

Nvm, downgraded to MARY MAGDALENE :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol the player name wanker on barca

[Libri]

Mireles looks like he has mange.

[IronMaxipad]

drogbaaaaa

[ElNono]

lol 9 defenders and the keeper

[Venti Quattro]

This is catenaccio to the max.

[ElNono]

UEFA gonna red card 5 guys if it has to :lol

[DAF86]

So Messi missed a penaldo?

[ginobili's bald spot]

A yellow to the keeper for absolutely nothing.... wow

[Muser]

Time wasting at 60 minutes :lol

[ElNono]

damn cuenca... goddamn where is pedro to finish that

[ElNono]

So Messi missed a penaldo?

yeah

[Bynumite]

:lmao

http://u.goal.com/181300/181301.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Messi's crosses are off, tbh.

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao

http://u.goal.com/181300/181301.jpg

:lmao:lmao

[DAF86]

yeah

He better do something now. This would be a shitty way to end a great season.

[resistanze]

:cry IT's NOT FAIR! They're camping!

[ElNono]

det defense :lol

[DAF86]

Tello? fuck you Pep.

[TDMVPDPOY]

here comes the piece of shit tello

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Pep
:lmao retarded sub
:lmao Tello

[ElNono]

Tello :lmao :lmao :lmao

[IronMaxipad]

:lol Tello

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

He better do something now. This would be a shitty way to end a great season.

Don't worry, an even better way will be losing the Copa del Rey final against Athletic.

[DAF86]

lol Drogba

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Didier Flopba

[ElNono]

:lmao Drogba diving again

[IronMaxipad]

Milk det clock drogba. :cry

[DAF86]

What about shooting some shots?

[Venti Quattro]

Yellow for Missi. :lol :lol :lol

[ElNono]

:lol scared to shoot

[Bynumite]

Messi, the mental midget :lmao

[quentin_compson]

Barca seem a bit out of ideas at the moment. They are even resorting to high balls being whipped in the penalty box.

[Muser]

Go Chelsea!!

[Venti Quattro]

Barcelona are pulling a football version of LeBron James. :lol :lol :lol

[ElNono]

lol lauding this chickenshit football from Chelsea

[IronMaxipad]

Clock is moving too slow. :(

[ElNono]

lol Bousquets

[Muser]

Wonder how the media are gonna cry about Chelsea defending if it stays like this.

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Tello

[DAF86]

I hate Tello.

[ElNono]

Tello sucks :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

torres wtf why sub him in, his fkn shit

[ElNono]

El Niño :lol

[ElNono]

torres wtf why sub him in, his fkn shit

wasting time

[DAF86]

Torres will score.

[pookenstein]

I predict Torres giving the kiss of death to Barca.

[DAF86]

I predict Torres giving the kiss of death to Barca.

Beat you to it :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Offside. :lmao

[ElNono]

oh wow

[Bynumite]

Torres sub to deliver the dagger :lol

[IronMaxipad]

phew. det was close

[Venti Quattro]

Another woodwork shot for Missi :lmao

[DAF86]

Fuck, it's just that kind of moment.

[ElNono]

goddamn midget

[IronMaxipad]

someone needs to fake an injury milk dat clock

[ElNono]

:lol Torres

[DAF86]

Fucking Cech saved that :lol

[pookenstein]

Cech. Amazing save.

[pookenstein]

Beat you to it :lol

:lol
:toast

[ElNono]

5 mins...

[DAF86]

The worst thing is Chelsea will lose easily against whoever gets to the final from the other side.

[ElNono]

crofl Alvez

[pookenstein]

If the game tomorrow is like that, I'm going to suffer a stroke

[Venti Quattro]

Will Real Madrid hire Di Matteo if they beat Barcelona tonight?

[IronMaxipad]

:dramaquee

[TDMVPDPOY]

go for the legs chelsea

[ElNono]

So long Barça :lol

[pookenstein]

The worst thing is Chelsea will lose easily against whoever gets to the final from the other side.

3 players miss because of yellow cards + Terry out with red...

[DAF86]

:lol If Mascherano would have made the winner.

[Bynumite]

Terry, Ramires and Meireles won't be playing the final.

[IronMaxipad]

Blow the whistle already faggot

[resistanze]

Will do matteo run around like mou?

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Barcelona

[DAF86]

Called it :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol

[IronMaxipad]

Toooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss holy shiiiiiiiiiiit

[Libri]

:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow:wow

[Sense]

:lmao and they called it

[ElNono]

Torres :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ginobili's bald spot]

ksdjhfskdjhfsjkdhsdjfgsdjghfjhsd fuck you cheating fagggottttsssssss
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:l ol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[IronMaxipad]

TOrrrrrrrrrrrressssss!111111111 wow

[pookenstein]

Torres will score.


I predict Torres giving the kiss of death to Barca.

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Terry, Ramires and Meireles won't be playing the final.

They are going to get face-fucked in the final.

[IronMaxipad]

Barca assassin

[NASpurs]

I'm so fucking happy for Torres. I've always wanted him to achieve something like this.

[DAF86]

Well, I don't know if there's any Chelsea fan in here but congrats.

[ElNono]

Torres sub to deliver the dagger :lol


I predict Torres giving the kiss of death to Barca.

Good call, DAF too :lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol barcalona actors

[Bynumite]

THE DAGGER :toast

[Bynumite]

El Nino :downspin:

[IronMaxipad]

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

[quentin_compson]

Torres of all people. :lol
Not undeserved in the end for Chelsea. Barca just didn't capitalize on their opportunities and were a bit too timid going forward today in the second half.

[pookenstein]

:lol:lol:lol Barca

[ElNono]

:lmao Bercuefa

[Libri]

:wow, TBH

[ElNono]

:lmao John the baptist missing a penaldo

[Bynumite]

Sprinklers in 3... 2... 1 :lmao

[NASpurs]

Well, I don't know if there's any Chelsea fan in here but congrats.

100%duncan

[Venti Quattro]

BarceLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOna :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

:cry poor Missi
:cry did you see him crying