Oh Shit!!! (6)

[Silver21_Black20]

I just changed I don't know why. Why do you ask

Don't know why I asked, just came to mind.

[ORION]

This place stinks.
Sorry about that but I had broccoli last night

[sa_butta]

Sorry about that but I had broccoli last nightI had mexican food for lunch so that must be it.

[ORION]

Why do people with the name Cox feel the need to spell it? Does anyone think it would be cocks?
I listened to a call the other day and the girl would not say her name only spell it. she spelled it G-L-A-S-S-C-O-C-K.

[sa_butta]

I listened to a call the other day and the girl would not say her name only spell it. she spelled it G-L-A-S-S-C-O-C-K.Did you see that episode of real sex where they made glass cock dildos?:lol

[Squid]

haha glasscock

[sa_butta]

haha glasscockHave you seen this shit??

http://www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/giant_squids.html

[ashbeeigh]

What will you be drinking?

Margaritas.

[Squid]

What will you be drinking?



Urine.

[Squid]

I just inked myself.

[Das Texan]

I just inked myself.


you do way too much inking.

[Squid]

you do way too much inking.

That's what she said.

[Silver21_Black20]

Margaritas.

Ooo...sounds good. Have one for me.

[Squid]

I wish I was Morgan Freeman.

[ashbeeigh]

Ooo...sounds good. Have one for me.

Oh, I will. And one for everyone else. :D I will have a story for you by the end of the night as well. As promised on Sunday.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, I will. And one for everyone else. :D I will have a story for you by the end of the night as well. As promised on Sunday.

Your drunk story better be a good one.

[Squid]

Don't you know I'm loco...

[Squid]

Your drunk story better be a good one.

I'm sure ashbeeigh will have a great drunk story.

[Squid]

Cypress Hill is the most under rated rap group ever.

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I was Morgan Freeman.You want to drive Miss Daisy?

[Squid]

You want to drive Miss Daisy?

Yes I do.

[ShoogarBear]

Anyone else ever see Eddie Murphy do "Riding Miss Daisy" on SNL?

[CuckingFunt]

you do way too much inking.
Is that possible?

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I was Morgan Freeman.
I wish everyone was Morgan Freeman.

I wish Morgan Freeman was president.

[Squid]

He was president in Deep Impact. The 1998 movie starring Frodo Baggins as a kid and some blonde chick as his fuck bitch.

[ShoogarBear]

If everyone was Morgan Freeman, and Morgan Freeman was president, wouldn't that be kinda like The Borg?

[ShoogarBear]

I guess that would more accurately be, The Morg . . .

[Squid]

Miguel Pinero's Short Eyes is a fascinating piece of work.

[ShoogarBear]

The movie or the play?

[CuckingFunt]

He was president in Deep Impact. The 1998 movie starring Frodo Baggins as a kid and some blonde chick as his fuck bitch.
That movie was way better than Armageddon, in my opinion.

[Squid]

The movie or the play?

The play. They made a movie?

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076706

Luis Guzmán was in it. In a stretch from his usual roles, he played a hard ass.

[Squid]

Is it any good?

[ShoogarBear]

Pretty good. I haven't seen it in over 20 years. It was one of the first hard-core prison flicks I ever saw, along with Penitentiary. Nowadays it would probably be considered tame.

[CuckingFunt]

The car they just finished on tonight's episode of "Pimp My Ride" is so damned ugly it almost made me angry.

[ashbeeigh]

I had a margarita for you tonight sb. And one for me.... that was it. None for anyone else. But did, go to whataburger. :tu.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wish I was hitting Morgan Fairchild.

[CuckingFunt]

I wish I was hitting Morgan Fairchild.
Hitting, or hitting :eyebrows ?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hitting, or hitting :eyebrows ?

What I meant to say was..."fucking her until dawn."

[CuckingFunt]

What I meant to say was..."fucking her until dawn."
Hmmm. I think that slapping her "Dynasty" style might be even more fun.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hmmm. I think that slapping her "Dynasty" style might be even more fun.

There's always time for both.

[CuckingFunt]

There's always time for both.
At the same time?!

You're a dirty, dirty boy.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

At the same time?!

You're a dirty, dirty boy.

Well, I aims to please.

[BeerIsGood!]

I had a margarita for you tonight sb. And one for me.... that was it. None for anyone else. But did, go to whataburger. :tu.
I had too much tequila tonight and am now headed for the whataburger too. Only two weeks of vacation time left 'til I move and start my new job. Gotta get in as much tequila as possible :drunk

[joeyjfive]

haha good' ol whataburger always good for a late nite meal, i go there all the time after a long nite theres one about a 2 blocks from my house.

[ORION]

where is everyone (question mark)

[sa_butta]

I dont know, but Im here. Damn lazy asses.

[ORION]

I wonder who is posting from home and who is posting from work. I get bored at work and this really helps the day go by faster when more people are signed on

[Melmart1]

Orion, my fellow white messican- I am watching you!

[Melmart1]

I am posting from both home AND work at the same time! Cus I have magic powers!

[ORION]

Orion, my fellow white messican- I am watching you!
Oh I know and yes my pants are held together by velcro for easy access

[ORION]

I am posting from both home AND work at the same time! Cus I have magic powers!
you work from home you dingle berry. There is no magic in that only luck

[sa_butta]

I wonder who is posting from home and who is posting from work. I get bored at work and this really helps the day go by faster when more people are signed onI almost always post from work.

[Melmart1]

Velcro on your pants? That's like what they did in "The Full Monty", I just watched that for the first time in ages this weekend. Does Orion do the full monty?

[sa_butta]

you work from home you dingle berry. There is no magic in that only luckThey are opening positions at my job to telecommuters, but I think there would be too many disctractions at home and I would get nothing done. Too many temptations at home.

[Melmart1]

you work from home you dingle berry. There is no magic in that only luck
Damn, I wasn't sure if you were posting when I said that. You come and go a lot so no clue how much you read. Either that or you are one of the guests that drives Midge crazy.

[Melmart1]

They are opening positions at my job to telecommuters, but I think there would be too many disctractions at home and I would get nothing done. Too many temptations at home.
It was very, VERY hard at first... but if you discipline yourself, its the best shit ever. I plan my work around my day and not the other way around. I would have a very hard time going back to punching a time clock.

[sa_butta]

My job is not far from home at all anyways.

[ORION]

Velcro on your pants? That's like what they did in "The Full Monty", I just watched that for the first time in ages this weekend. Does Orion do the full monty?
When the weather permits

[Melmart1]

My job is not far from home at all anyways.
Yeah, but if you go into the office, can you work in your pajamas? Or even better.. nekkid?

[sa_butta]

Why do people have such a hard time with letters and numbers? I ask them for letters and they still give me numbers.

[ORION]

It was very, VERY hard at first... but if you discipline yourself, its the best shit ever. I plan my work around my day and not the other way around. I would have a very hard time going back to punching a time clock.
screw the time clock ! I'm salary. My boss is in San Diego so I come and go as I please. I love my job and its about to get easier.

[sa_butta]

Yeah, but if you go into the office, can you work in your pajamas? Or even better.. nekkid?Of course not, but our dress code is very leaniant.
I wear shorts and t-shirt all the time.

[ORION]

Why do people have such a hard time with letters and numbers? I ask them for letters and they still give me numbers.
I have come to realize that the general public is retarded

[Melmart1]

I am being lazy and havent made breakfast yet. What should I eat for breakfast? And should I fax this form out before or after breakfast? Decisions, decisions!

[Melmart1]

Of course not, but our dress code is very leaniant.
I wear shorts and t-shirt all the time.
Orion once wore shorts to work. Two people were blinded and the rest had to wear sunglasses.

[sa_butta]

screw the time clock ! I'm salary. My boss is in San Diego so I come and go as I please. I love my job and its about to get easier.If I was on salary here I would have to do more work and stay alot longer. My job is easy for the hourly wage.

[sa_butta]

Orion once wore shorts to work. Two people were blinded and the rest had to wear sunglasses.http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/powder.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

I tell myself that I hate my job, and I do, but working with family in an office that's three blocks away from my house has made me so spoiled it's not even funny.

[ORION]

Orion once wore shorts to work. Two people were blinded and the rest had to wear sunglasses.
this is true and 2 fainted because they could see my heart beating like ET

[ORION]

http://garfieldridge.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/powder.jpg
:lol :lol :lol
I remember that movie !!!!

[ORION]

I tell myself that I hate my job, and I do, but working with family in an office that's three blocks away from my house has made me so spoiled it's not even funny.
yeah those sex chant lines can be stressful

[Melmart1]

yeah those sex chant lines can be stressful
Uhhh... I have never heard of these? Do you chant like the Gregorian monks while you masterbate on the phone?

[ORION]

Uhhh... I have never heard of these? Do you chant like the Gregorian monks while you masterbate on the phone?
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
on man that was funny. I meant chat but I'm sure you knew that

[sa_butta]

Uhhh... I have never heard of these? Do you chant like the Gregorian monks while you masterbate on the phone?Interesting idea for a new business.

[ORION]

I just got busted look at some big boobs in a low cut shirt and it just proves my point that they do it for attention because she was smiling at me and became friendlier

[Melmart1]

She likes gringos. Don't tell her your last name or she will stop icing the nips before she walks by you

[midgetonadonkey]

Gringos!!!

[sa_butta]

She likes gringos. Don't tell her your last name or she will stop icing the nips before she walks by youBoobs are great icebreaker.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm eating a bowl of rice and beans for breakfast.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have a strong hate for Chris Berman.

[ORION]

She likes gringos. Don't tell her your last name or she will stop icing the nips before she walks by you
oh everyone here knows me. I'm like a circus freak. People come talk to me to get their daily laughs and because of my job title I try and interact with everyone in the company. Icing the nips would be a plus just like Showgirls

[ORION]

I'm eating a bowl of rice and beans for breakfast.
that's mexican cereal right there

[sa_butta]

oh everyone here knows me. I'm like a circus freak. People come talk to me to get their daily laughs and because of my job title I try and interact with everyone in the company. Icing the nips would be a plus just like ShowgirlsWhy dont you just save them the trouble and just turn up the A/C?

[ORION]

Why dont you just save them the trouble and just turn up the A/C?
because the fun part is watching them ice themselves

[sa_butta]

because the fun part is watching them ice themselvesCan I get a guest pass to your job?

[trueD]

Oh Shit! The power is off at work due to usually high winds. Luckily a friend/co-worker called me before I left for work.

I hate the wind more than anything (because it's messes with my naturally curly hair) but on this day wind is my friend.

[CuckingFunt]

yeah those sex chant lines can be stressful
Very hard on the throat.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Very hard on the throat.

Must........resist.......doing......Beavis.....and Butthead........impression......

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFF7jzVfSB0

[ORION]

Can I get a guest pass to your job?
I could get you hired. We had open house a few weeks ago because we need reps big time

[midgetonadonkey]

I could get you hired. We had open house a few weeks ago because we need reps big time

Get me hired. I need another job. This one I have now sucks.

[Silver21_Black20]

I need a job, ORION.

[ashbeeigh]

I will work for ORION after I graduate if he will hire me.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nobody will hire you ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well, nobody in their right mind.

[ShoogarBear]

I just got busted look at some big boobs in a low cut shirt and it just proves my point that they do it for attention because she was smiling at me and became friendlierWhere do you work, dude? I mean, like with an address and zip code.

[ORION]

I hope you all know the center is in New Braunfels

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe you can find a job somewhere as a urinal.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope you all know the center is in New Braunfels

What's the pay?

[ORION]

Where do you work, dude? I mean, like with an address and zip code.
oh yes so I can get done like Batman , no thanks

[ashbeeigh]

I will work anywhere with a taco cabana within driving distance. and you make me :lol midge. Thanks.

[ORION]

What's the pay?
depends on experience. people start any where from 10 to 15 per hour. more if you speak spanish

[ShoogarBear]

oh yes so I can get done like Batman , no thanksNo, screw that. I just want to see this office where all with women walk around in low-cut blouses.

[midgetonadonkey]

What kind of experience? I know how to yell at people and to be rude. I'm good at that.

[ashbeeigh]

damn that spanish. I have a test on Monday.

[midgetonadonkey]

Yo hablo un poquito de espanol. Puta, bastardo, chupa mi verga...those are some terms I'm familiar with.

[katyon6th]

I love my job.

We don't have potlucks, but we have an abundance of Hershey's kisses.

And coffee.

[ORION]

No, screw that. I just want to see this office where all with women walk around in low-cut blouses.
just come to New Braunfels and meet me at Rudy's and then I'll blind fold you, throw you in the trunk and then bring you here

[midgetonadonkey]

Will you hire me Katy?

[Mixability]

oh yes so I can get done like Batman , no thanks

?

is that why he's never around? someone told on him?

[midgetonadonkey]

Will you hire me Danyo?

[sa_butta]

Maybe you can find a job somewhere as a urinal.http://www.wxkr.com/images/pics/bar-urinal.jpg

[Silver21_Black20]

depends on experience. people start any where from 10 to 15 per hour. more if you speak spanish

Damn! I don't have much experience and I don't speak Spanish but I will wear low-cut blouses if it gets me hired.

[ORION]

Yo hablo un poquito de espanol. Puta, bastardo, chupa mi verga...those are some terms I'm familiar with.
I think you can be a supervisor within 3 days. We need someone like you to whip these customer's in shape and to help me sneek booze in

[sa_butta]

Yo hablo un poquito de espanol. Puta, bastardo, chupa mi verga...those are some terms I'm familiar with.it is a pleasure to meet you as well.

[Mixability]

Will you hire me Danyo?

I think our Mexican quota has been filled to the max.

[ORION]

Damn! I don't have much experience and I don't speak Spanish but I will wear low-cut blouses if it gets me hired.
If you dress like that then I'll hire you myself and you can work direct under me .......what size French Maid outfit do you wear ?

[midgetonadonkey]

If you dress like that then I'll hire you myself and you can work direct under me .......what size French Maid outfit do you wear ?

She's a size 3.

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.wxkr.com/images/pics/bar-urinal.jpg

Ugh! Seriously. I'm going to have a degree in Spanish in less then a year. :madrun

[Mixability]

but I will wear low-cut blouses if it gets me hired.

with you being sooo tall, even with extremely low cut blouses, none of us could see shit.

[sa_butta]

with you being sooo tall, even with extremely low cut blouses, none of us could see shit.She has to interview sitting down.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ugh! Seriously. I'm going to have a degree in Spanish in less then a year. :madrun

Big deal. I have an English degree and a job as a urinal sounds pretty good about now.

[midgetonadonkey]

She has to interview sitting down.

Or on her knees.

[ashbeeigh]

Big deal. I have an English degree and a job as a urinal sounds pretty good about now.

Then you take it. It was the highlight job in the Express News last week. There's lots of fringe benefits, most likely, including alcohol.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you dress like that then I'll hire you myself and you can work direct under me .......what size French Maid outfit do you wear ?

A medium. Am I hired?

[midgetonadonkey]

Then you take it. It was the highlight job in the Express News last week. There's lots of fringe benefits, most likely, including alcohol.

Your attempt at humor is bush league.

[ashbeeigh]

Your attempt at humor is bush league.

Well I tried.

[Silver21_Black20]

with you being sooo tall, even with extremely low cut blouses, none of us could see shit.

I'm really not that tall.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well I tried.

Try not, do!

[Mixability]

ashbeeigh is like the female horryfor3!

but isn't "female horryfor3!" redundant?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm really not that tall.

Says who? Shaq?

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh is on fire today.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh is like the female horryfor3!



You're super late on that one. That was discussed like upon my arrival in May. And until I :smokin I will not be Horry!

[Mixability]

Try not, do!

There is no try.

Yoda should do a country wide inspirational speaking tour.

[Mixability]

You're super late on that one. That was discussed like upon my arrival in May. And until I :smokin I will not be Horry!

as thus your transformation from cocoon to butterfly before our very eyes....

[ORION]

A medium. Am I hired?
you already are and I shall order your size small uniform with a few modifications

[midgetonadonkey]

Actually, ashbeeigh>>Horry

Horry bitched out and quit posting here because he is a little bitch and couldn't take our ball busting. Ashbeeigh continues to post despite all the ridicule. She is more of a man than Horry.

[ashbeeigh]

as thus your transformation from cocoon to butterfly before our very eyes....
:rolleyes shall be mine, thanks to you.

[ORION]

as thus your transformation from cocoon to butterfly before our very eyes....
:lol :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Actually, ashbeeigh>>Horry

Horry bitched out and quit posting here because he is a little bitch and couldn't take our ball busting. Ashbeeigh continues to post despite all the ridicule. She is more of a man than Horry.

Well that kind of means something.

[midgetonadonkey]

Well that kind of means something.

Shut the fuck up. Nobody asked you.

[Silver21_Black20]

you already are and I shall order your size small uniform with a few modifications

Hmmm...ok but I would like to get paid $20/hour.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up. Nobody asked you.

:flipoff The second I think we can be cool you go and be an ass.

[ORION]

Hmmm...ok but I would like to get paid $20/hour.
If not I'll pay the rest out of pocket. Bring your own massage oils !

[Silver21_Black20]

Shut the fuck up. Nobody asked you.

Damn...I totally laughed out loud at that.

[ShoogarBear]

Or on her knees.I hate it when I have a reply all teed up and somebody swipes it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:flipoff The second I think we can be cool you go and be an ass.

That's what you get for thinking.

[CuckingFunt]

:flipoff The second I think we can be cool you go and be an ass.
That's what makes it so effective.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I hate it when I have a reply all teed up and somebody swipes it.

We understand you're getting slower in your old age.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

“PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.”
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.”

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

“NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.”

The bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

“NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.”

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

’NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.”

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

“PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.”
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:

“BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.”

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

“NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.”

The bishop fainted.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

“NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.”

The bishop fainted.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

’NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.”

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is....being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life... Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!

That reminds me of a proof sheet my old editor-in-chief at The Star had on the wall of his office.

Before I joined, there had been a story about the Texas State UPD getting Tasers. On the front page, over the fold, was a picture of UPD Chief Ralph Meyer being Tasered as a demonstration.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8233/imagejc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

The original headline with this photo read: Testing the Taser

The proof sheet my friend had on the wall had the headline: Torturing the Elderly

We used to have our Ed Board meetings in his office and no matter how much time passed, I couldn't look at that proof sheet without busting up laughing.

[Mr Dio]

I could get you hired. We had open house a few weeks ago because we need reps big time

BTW, what do you do?

Could we work 6 hrs/day, make at least $15/hr, have full med/dental/vision & wear shorts with a pressed shirt?

[Mr Dio]

SB, whom did you drink? :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

SB, whom did you drink? :lol

No one. Why would you ask me that question? :lol

[TheThinkingMan]

That's what you get for thinking.

Nothing wrong with that.

[midgetonadonkey]

My breath smells like tuna. For some reason I find it very erotic.

[Silver21_Black20]

My breath smells like tuna. For some reason I find it very erotic.

Fishy breath...eww...go suck on an altoid.

[midgetonadonkey]

You go suck on an altoid.

[tlongII]

My breath smells like tuna. For some reason I find it very erotic.

Did you eat ashbeeigh?

[ShoogarBear]

tlong goes for the low-hanging fruit on that one.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh probably smells more like dead animal down there than tuna.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

thats not a pleasant picture

[midgetonadonkey]

Would you eat out ashbeeigh LMB?

[ShoogarBear]

Ashbeeigh probably smells more like dead animal down there than tuna.Filet Mignon?

[midgetonadonkey]

More like decomposed skunk.

[sa_butta]

More like decomposed skunk.hence the name stink-box.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

yeah

[tlongII]

Midge vs LMB is a Celebrity Death Match to see who gets to eat Ashbeeigh.


Who would win?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

well if it was an eating match, probably midge
dont forget he once went at a chick with 12 inch labia

[ORION]

well if it was an eating match, probably midge
dont forget he once went at a chick with 12 inch labia
I heard he used it as a speed bag until he knocked it clean off her crotch

[midgetonadonkey]

haha 12 inch labia

I forgot about that shit

[LaMarcus Bryant]

how could you possibly forget that

[midgetonadonkey]

When you've been with as many fucked up chicks as I have, a 12 inch labia slips your mind.

[sa_butta]

When you've been with as many fucked up chicks as I have, a 12 inch labia slips your mind.I hate to ask, but what would be your most memorable?

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate to ask, but what would be your most memorable?

Toilet paper in the ass girl. 4 foot 6 no working kidneys girl with tons of extra skin is a close second.

[ORION]

I hate to ask, but what would be your most memorable?
I bet its the one where he was banging an over weight tai shoe maker while riding a horse bare back through a river

[LaMarcus Bryant]

dude i hope youre joking

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I was.

The chick without kidneys only gave me head, if that makes it better.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwDeh9Ow1o

[sa_butta]

Its almost beer 30, Im getting drunk tonight.

[BeerIsGood!]

I wish I was.

The chick without kidneys only gave me head, if that makes it better.
That's good. God forbid you do anything else with a 4'6" girl without kidneys. That would make you low.

[ashbeeigh]

I hate you all. Yet again, when I have a PhD in neuroscience I'm not letting any of you sit in my bad ass season ticket seats*.


*Edited

[sa_butta]

I hate you all. Yet again, when I have a PhD in neuroscience I'm not letting any of you sit in my bad ass season ticket seasons.WTF does that mean??

[RashoFan]

Its almost beer 30, Im getting drunk tonight.
You suck...have a beer for me. My friends and I were going to go out to dinner then out to hardbodies...the cancelled an hour ago cause someone was going out of town, and guilt tripped us to postpone....:madrun
I was looking forward to getting DRUNK and throwing some $$$ in hot guys thongs.... :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

You suck...have a beer for me. My friends and I were going to go out to dinner then out to hardbodies...the cancelled an hour ago cause someone was going out of town, and guilt tripped us to postpone....:madrun
I was looking forward to getting DRUNK and throwing some $$$ in hot guys thongs.... :depressed

You can put some money in my thong.

[Marklar MM]

WTF does that mean??

When she gets paid big bucks, she isn't taking any of you to court side Spurs games.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.break.com/football/pop_warner_knock_out.html

[ashbeeigh]

When she gets paid big bucks, she isn't taking any of you to court side Spurs games.

:tu

[RashoFan]

You can put some money in my thong.
where the liquor at then???

[midgetonadonkey]

where the liquor at then???

I'll take the money I earn from dancing in my thong and buy a bottle.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nMg9xtwdI

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could be in a doo wop band. That would kick ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd be smoking blunts and singing harmonies.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBReONAqfCk

I find this song to be extremely creepy.

[midgetonadonkey]

All this music, and more, will be played at the First Annual Spurstalk Intergalactic Sock Hop.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's going to be so good, it's outta this world.

[midgetonadonkey]

I dig chicks with bangs and dark rimmed glasses.

[ashbeeigh]

"ring ring...come over we're drinking." Right after I put on my pajamas to work on poster for a class. Bastard.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh must stop acting as if she has friends.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh must stop acting as if she has friends.
You must stop acting as if I give a shit about what you say. :stfu




sometimes.

[Jekka]

I'd be smoking blunts and singing harmonies.
You should do that regardless.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I will. I will find a couple of guys to stand around a trashcan fire and sing old school doo wop tunes.

[CuckingFunt]

I dig chicks with bangs and dark rimmed glasses.
:tu

[MannyIsGod]

Godamn I love Friday nights.

[Silver21_Black20]

What are you doing tonight that is so special, Manny?

I just got home from work and I am tired and I wish I had an alcoholic beverage in my hand. :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Friday nights are awesome -- longest possible time before more work.

[MannyIsGod]

Sandra, just taking peoples money. I have liqour. Party at Manny and Jess' apt. Woooo!


Friday nights are awesome -- longest possible time before more work.Indeed. When I worked a 9-5 Friday's were my favorite day.

Now Friday is the day I work the most, haha, but its fun.

[Silver21_Black20]

What kind of liquor....not that it matters. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, we have a bar up in here. I think Jess would kill me if I ever had a party while she's working. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

My bar needs to be restocked. I think I'm down to a bottle of Stoli Vanil, Kahlua, Bacardi Limon, Ketel One in the freezer, and all the Midori Liqueur and Blue Curacao and shit that no one ever uses.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geez...no party. So I'm stuck here at home, eating this damn salad, drinking water and watching Full House on Nick @ Nite.

[CuckingFunt]

I feel old whenever I see that Nick @ Nite shows stuff that I watched when it was new.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...maybe I shouldn't have said I was watching Full House. :lol

Lame!

[CuckingFunt]

Full House didn't bother me quite as much as when I flipped through the guide a couple years ago and saw that they started showing The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. That made me feel ancient, for some reason.

I think I'm still locked in the mindset that Nick @ Nite shows only I Love Lucy and Mr. Ed and all the shit that's on TV Land now.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol

No more Nick @ Nite for me tonight, The Dog Whisperer is on.

[Jekka]

Dude, we have a bar up in here. I think Jess would kill me if I ever had a party while she's working. :lol
Duh. Especially if you open up any of the wine I got a few weekends ago ... unless of course you want to die.

[MannyIsGod]

I hate that dog whisperer shit.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate whisperers of all types -- horses, dogs, ghosts, etc.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm hooked on The Dog Whisperer. He actually knows what the hell he is doing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey, your Friday nights could be worse.

You could be trying to take stats from people that can't realize there's a certain way we type this information in and by you saying it in your own way, it makes what should be a five-minute summary into a 20-minute one.

[MannyIsGod]

Hey, your Friday nights could be worse.

You could be trying to take stats from people that can't realize there's a certain way we type this information in and by you saying it in your own way, it makes what should be a five-minute summary into a 20-minute one.You chinese and your damn numbers.

[RashoFan]

Damn I needed to drink more tonight...didn't even get a buzz....:madrun

[ashbeeigh]

I had a beer with 7 up in it tonight. I don't know whether to say everyone should try it or just let everyone know that I've had one. Hmmmm.....

[MannyIsGod]

Why can't you drink some damn drain-o?

[MannyIsGod]

In fact, mix it with 7 up.

[BeerIsGood!]

Ahh, that was a nice night of partying and letting loose. 3:45 AM is a good time to get home on a Friday night. Gives me enough time to sleep without completely sleeping through my Saturday.


Silver and Black - you need to find a party, girl. Life's too short to be watching Nick at Night on Friday nights. Save that for those insomniac moments during the week :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Why can't you drink some damn drain-o?

Only if you drink it with me. And tell me if it's the right concentration.

[Jekka]

Damn I needed to drink more tonight...didn't even get a buzz....:madrun
You should fix that and drink more now. If I can't get boozed out then you should, dammit.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ashbeeigh, is this sudden upswing in your alcohol intake the reason behind your recent displays of hostility?

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh, is this sudden upswing in your alcohol intake the reason behind your recent displays of hostility?

No. I'm not an angry drunk. I just hate Manny.

[Jekka]

No. I'm not an angry drunk. I just hate Manny.
You're just jealous. You know you wish you were that good at being mean.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, ridding the world of Ashbeigh would almost be worth me dying as well. That would be the ultimate taking one for the team.

[Jekka]

Man, ridding the world of Ashbeigh would almost be worth me dying as well. That would be the ultimate taking one for the team.
If you die for that I'll make sure you stay in purgatory with all the boring souls.

[ShoogarBear]

Man, ridding the world of Ashbeigh would almost be worth me dying as well. That would be the ultimate taking one for the team.Let me know if you plan this before tomorrow. We can probably sell your ticket.

[midgetonadonkey]

ashbeeigh = cunt

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a new job. I have a feeling my bosses are going to conspire to have me fired.

[CuckingFunt]

ashbeeigh = cunt
I dunno... cunts are kinda nifty.

[midgetonadonkey]

What other demeaning name should we call her then?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, ridding the world of Ashbeigh would almost be worth me dying as well. That would be the ultimate taking one for the team.

You're right...that would be nowhere near the one time you played wingman for Billy at the Heifer Festival that one weekend Jess was out of town.

[Squid]

Fuck you all.

[Squid]

Give praise to Ras Tafari.

[Squid]

woop woop

[Squid]

Fucking working on Saturday blows.

[Squid]

Why the fuck do people wear sunglasses indoors? Sunglasses arne't even needed outside right now. What a douche.

[Squid]

Don't you hate when you wake up covered in blood and have no idea where it came from. It sucks.

[Squid]

I think I have an issue with authority.

[Silver21_Black20]

Silver and Black - you need to find a party, girl. Life's too short to be watching Nick at Night on Friday nights. Save that for those insomniac moments during the week :lol

A party, huh? I've never thought about that. So...you are saying I couldn't watch Nick @ Nite on Friday nights anymore? Hmmmmmm....Fuck that!

[CuckingFunt]

What other demeaning name should we call her then?
Sped, maybe?

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh = cunt

:madrun