Oh Shit!!! (6)

[Silver21_Black20]

It was okay. I was supervising on North Balcony, again. Not too many problems. I did have one of my employees quit on me :lol He was complaining cause he hadn't had a break in three hours. I didn't even have a break at all last night.

I heard that the restaurant was swamped with hundreds of little girls. :lol

[angel_luv]

It was okay. I was supervising on North Balcony, again. Not too many problems. I did have one of my employees quit on me :lol He was complaining cause he hadn't had a break in three hours. I didn't even have a break at all last night.

I heard that the restaurant was swamped with hundreds of little girls. :lol


I asked Joe where he had hid you- although I think last night he did you a favor. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Joe makes fun of me everytime I have to supervise the Balcony cause he knows I don't like it. lol

[Taco]

cACA

[batman2883]

miss mary mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black

[ShoogarBear]

SilBlack, you weren't by any chance having drinks outside of the Swig Martini Bar on Wednesday night, were you?

[batman2883]

sb only speaks when she feels like it, i learned that the hard way i use to love her,well now she's dormant to me

[Silver21_Black20]

SilBlack, you weren't by any chance having drinks outside of the Swig Martini Bar on Wednesday night, were you?

Nope, wasn't me.

[ShoogarBear]

Hot damn. It was a gigantic Mexican goddess. Unfortunately, I was with my boss and she had a rock on her finger.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol @ gigantic

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck you Totino's pizza, I feel ill now.

[Silver21_Black20]

ORION...tell me a story before I leave to work.

[Silver21_Black20]

Cheer me up.

Anybody?

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh Shit!!! will have a (7), even if I have to do it on my own.

[ShoogarBear]

She wasn't exactly gigantic. She never stood up, so I don't know for certain, but I'm guessing she was around 5'10".

She really did look sort of like your picture.

[tlongII]

She wasn't exactly gigantic. She never stood up, so I don't know for certain, but I'm guessing she was around 5'10".

She really did look sort of like your picture.

Was she hot?

[Silver21_Black20]

She wasn't exactly gigantic. She never stood up, so I don't know for certain, but I'm guessing she was around 5'10".

She really did look sort of like your picture.

I'm not cool enough to be seen outside a trendy bar. :depressed

[ORION]

I'm not cool enough to be seen outside a trendy bar. :depressed
for a split second I thought you said " titty bar"

[ShoogarBear]

We wouldn't want her outside of one of those.

[ORION]

We wouldn't want her outside of one of those.
I get you ! wink wink she might catch a cold

[Silver21_Black20]

All I need is time.

[ORION]

All I need is time.
All I need is the ability to stop time OR x-ray vision

[ShoogarBear]

All I need is time.Until you're cool enough?

[Das Texan]

Cheer me up.

Anybody?



where the fuck you been?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm sorry.

[Silver21_Black20]

Until you're cool enough?

I wish. Unfortunately, it will take a lot more than just time to make me cool.

[Silver21_Black20]

where the fuck you been?

Here.

Where the fuck you been?

[Mr Dio]

Fuckin'

[Silver21_Black20]

Dio, what's up?

Who's been fuckin'?

[Mr Dio]

I thought you'd been fuckin'.
I was gonna ask for a link to the online video.

[Mr Dio]

How'd that thing go?
Or has it gone on yet?

[Silver21_Black20]

How'd that thing go?
Or has it gone on yet?

It went alright.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sometimes...you just wanna kick some ass.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sometimes...you feel like a nut.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes you dont.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...I'm home on a Friday night. :depressed

Oh wait, I'm always home on Friday nights. :madrun

[CuckingFunt]

Damn...I'm home on a Friday night. :depressed

Oh wait, I'm always home on Friday nights. :madrun
I can't imagine going out on Friday nights anymore. That's my time to unwind and switch the brain out of work mode.



Christ, I've got to be the oldest 28-year-old on the planet.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't imagine going out on Friday nights anymore. That's my time to unwind and switch the brain out of work mode.



Christ, I've got to be the oldest 28-year-old on the planet.

I'm 27 and I feel like I'm in my 50's. At least I wish I was in my 50's because that would mean I wouldn'te have much more time left.

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't imagine going out on Friday nights anymore. That's my time to unwind and switch the brain out of work mode.



Christ, I've got to be the oldest 28-year-old on the planet.

I'm not a club/bar person but a movie or something would be cool.

[CuckingFunt]

I did most of my partying before I was even 20. Then the next thing I knew, I was a fucking grown up.

Blech.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not a club/bar person but a movie or something would be cool.
I go to the movies a lot. But only by myself or with certain people, because I have a bunch of friends that like to talk incessantly during the whole movie.

And, I just don't think that it's good for the relationship to want to punch your friends.

[Silver21_Black20]

I go to the movies a lot. But only by myself or with certain people, because I have a bunch of friends that like to talk incessantly during the whole movie.

And, I just don't think that it's good for the relationship to want to punch your friends.

I wouldn't be able to go to the movies by myself, I'd feel weird.

[CuckingFunt]

I wouldn't be able to go to the movies by myself, I'd feel weird. I love going to the movies by myself. One of my guilty pleasures, actually.

But, I am weird, so...

It's fun to watch people freak out. They'll keep staring like they're waiting for the person meeting you to show up. When they think you're being stood up, you can see the pity in their eyes.

It's also fun to take the exact middle seat in the theatre, and know that you've fucked anyone else out of getting it. They'll all be squished to the side to allow for the proper movie theatre buffer zone.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've never thought of it that way, CF.

I still wouldn't go by myself. lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I'm gonna start reading again.

[Silver21_Black20]

My damn clothes need to hurry up and dry, I'm ready for bed.

[Das Texan]

Here.

Where the fuck you been?


I died.

But I am back.

[midgetonadonkey]

I died.

But I am back.

Resurrection like the Lord Jesus Christ-ah.

[midgetonadonkey]

You are in my heart forever!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

You are in my heart forever!!!!!!

[Das Texan]

Resurrection like the Lord Jesus Christ-ah.

call it what you want.

[Silver21_Black20]

I died.

But I am back.


You are in my heart forever!!!!!!

Don't ignore him, Das. It was revealed that you are his father.

[Das Texan]

Don't ignore him, Das. It was revealed that you are his father.


That is a lie.


A paternity test will clear this right up and when that happens, I do this:


Maury Dance (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10873)

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck yeah, I love Fridays.

[Silver21_Black20]

It's fucking late. I can't believe I'm still up. Crazy, ca-razy I tells ya!

[The sone]

Fuck yeah, I love Fridays.


wanna come over and teach me a chord or two? ill git you lif-tiz-ed!! :D

[Silver21_Black20]

^ The sone's first Oh Shit!!! post. Kick Ass!!!

[MannyIsGod]

Heh, I'd forgotten that Jess told me you'd picked up a guitar.

We're going to go to LuLu's when Jess gets off work, wanna go?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Damn you, Salgado. I was three hours early for a football game because of you. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

My bad, dude.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol

My bad, dude.

It's cool. I used the time to listen to the Twins-A's game in the parking lot at East Central.

[MannyIsGod]

I went to the Lidz at RC today and got me a Dodgers cap. Probably just in time for elimination.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I went to the Lidz at RC today and got me a Dodgers cap. Probably just in time for elimination.

You know the very first baseball game I watched was Game One of the 1988 World Series?

How can you not get hooked on a sport after that?

[JoePublic]

Right on

[midgetonadonkey]

I love you Dad!!

[Silver21_Black20]

"Get your sexy on..."

[Silver21_Black20]

Just fyi...if you are by DeZavala, gas is $2.07.

[Das Texan]

Just fyi...if you are by DeZavala, gas is $2.07.


Gas is 2.03 in Burleson Texas. Not sure who that helps though...

[Mr Dio]

Just fyi...if you are by DeZavala, gas is $2.07.


On the soufside??

[Silver21_Black20]

On the soufside??

Nope.

DeZavala off of IH10 W.

[Mr Dio]

Were you robbing houses when you saw this?

[Silver21_Black20]

Were you robbing houses when you saw this?

:lol

I was on my way here, to my sisters house.

[Jekka]

My contact is lost up in my eye. I am no stranger to pulling contacts out of weird places in my eye, but this time, I fucking can't find it :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Good move. Posting on internet boards usually helps with that.

[Jekka]

Indeed.

[ShoogarBear]

Is it still there? :lol

[Das Texan]

On the soufside??


wow.


i didnt even know dezavala was on the southside.

geography anyone?

[Jekka]

Is it still there? :lol
Nope, I finally got the fucker out after prying it off the back of my top eyelid. And now my eyes hurt, but the forum probably won't help with that, either :spin

[Kori Ellis]

My contact is lost up in my eye. I am no stranger to pulling contacts out of weird places in my eye, but this time, I fucking can't find it :madrun

There's been times that I've torn a disposable contact removing it and just known there was part of it left in my eye. But then I couldn't find it.

Days later, it would come out.

I'm sure that can't be good but it's happened to me several times. :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm hungry.

I'm off to Wynne's Chinese rest. with my niece.

[ShoogarBear]

Nope, I finally got the fucker out after prying it off the back of my top eyelid. And now my eyes hurt, but the forum probably won't help with that, either :spinhttp://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/12395/200.jpg

Unless you put another pair of contact back in.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...my niece almost kicked my ass in bowling, twice. :oops

[ashbeeigh]

I have diez pesos left. What should I buy?

[Silver21_Black20]

How was your trip, ashbeeigh?

[ashbeeigh]

How was your trip, ashbeeigh?

It was pretty good, the moutains were beautiful. There
s this place called madre de obispo where you literally hike up a mountain and you can see all of monterrey. The hotel was super lame. There was some type of conference there for a university and the kids (i say kids, but probablu like 20s) would go out at like 11 and come back completely shitfaced at like 4... we had ot be up at 6:30. Dios mio. So, I think I'm going to go to sleep pretty soon. :tu

[Silver21_Black20]

Sounds like you had a great trip.

[angel_luv]

Welcome back Ashbeeigh. :)

[angel_luv]

People were setting off fireworks right behind my house for a good seven minutes.
I was so annoyed until I looked out the window. The light show was sort of pretty. :)

[Das Texan]

i went to the ghost tracks.


they suck

[Silver21_Black20]

i went to the ghost tracks.


they suck

I've never been there. I definitely want to do something this Halloween, like go to a haunted house.

[ashbeeigh]

i went to the ghost tracks.


they suck

I heard you have to put powder on your windows to see anything.

[Silver21_Black20]

I heard you have to put powder on your windows to see anything.

On the back bumper.

[ashbeeigh]

http://tlu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2004737&id=79500034&l=8e4b5 pictures from my trip. You don't have to have facebook to look (even though everyone can have a fcebook now).

[Old School Chic]

http://tlu.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2004737&id=79500034&l=8e4b5 pictures from my trip. You don't have to have facebook to look (even though everyone can have a fcebook now).

Those are some cool pics. I love Monterrey! :spin

[MannyIsGod]

Who the hell let OSC back in?

[MannyIsGod]

Man, OSC + Ashbeigh = one big pile of steaming shit, with glitter of course.

[Zombie]

Who the hell let OSC back in?
don't you have some weather to track? :lol

[ashbeeigh]

Manny clearly ran into a few too many happy people today.

[ashbeeigh]

don't you have some weather to track?

I did hear it was going to rain on Thursday.

[MannyIsGod]

I did hear it was going to rain on Thursday.I did hear that there are daily golden showers in your vicinity.

[ashbeeigh]

I did hear that there are daily golden showers in your vicinity.

Sorry, weatherbug doesn't have an alert for that one.

[MannyIsGod]

Sorry, weatherbug doesn't have an alert for that one.Do the world a big ass favor and never have children. There is no way in hell you can prepare them for the world.

[ashbeeigh]

Do the world and never have children. There is no way in hell you can prepare them for the world.

I have no idea how you can judge that soley on my internet posting style. :wtf It's the internet!!!!

[MannyIsGod]

Die.

[ashbeeigh]

Die.

Oh, because that was your only comeback? I'll be sure to put that in suicide note. "Manny told me to 'die', so I'm dying right here, right now." God you're an asshole.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, because that was your only comeback? I'll be sure to put that in suicide note. "Manny told me to 'die', so I'm dying right here, right now." God you're an asshole.:lmao @ you telling me I need better comebacks. Are you seriously this much of a social retard? Sometimes I hope its an act, but its not, is it?

[midgetonadonkey]

This is interesting.

[MannyIsGod]

This is interesting.How much would I have to pay you to have sex with Ashbeigh?

[midgetonadonkey]

How much would I have to pay you to have sex with Ashbeigh?

I'll do it for two dollars, a pint of Pepe Lopez and a dimebag of shwag. I'll upgrade to anal for a half ounce of shwag.

[midgetonadonkey]

You down ashbeeigh? I'll give you 10% of my earnings.

[ashbeeigh]

Sometimes I hope its an act, but its not, is it?
Go ahead and believe what you want. First impressions last a lifetime, or that's what you would choose to believe. So, whatever I do... find a better treatment for alzheimers, write test questions for a standardized test your children have to take, or God forbid run into you at a store in the future, nothing will change your impression, would it?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd face fuck ashbeeigh if she gave me ten dollars.

[ashbeeigh]

You down ashbeeigh? I'll give you 10% of my earnings.

I'll be back in the game once Elson starts the opener. No worries.

[MannyIsGod]

I'll do it for two dollars, a pint of Pepe Lopez and a dimebag of shwag. I'll upgrade to anal for a half ounce of shwag.Done deal my friend.

[MannyIsGod]

I'd face fuck ashbeeigh if she gave me ten dollars.:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

Midge, remember to triple wrap it. Mental Retardation is an STD. I'd hate for you to contract Down's Syndrome from her.

[midgetonadonkey]

Done deal my friend.

Once I switch into Mack mode it is over. The drugs and liquor will soon be mine.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, Midge. Don't do it.

I'd lose all respect for you.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh, Midge. Don't do it.

I'd lose all respect for you.
Don't listen to her Midge. Think of the money.

[midgetonadonkey]

Drugs, beer and money>>>>>>>>>>>>respect

[Jekka]

Indeed, midge. Indeed.

[Silver21_Black20]

Manny vs. ashbeeigh, again!?!?

[MannyIsGod]

Manny dominates it as always. I was bored, it entertained me for a very short period of time.

[Silver21_Black20]

Now what?

[MannyIsGod]

Now I am watching TV.

[ashbeeigh]

Manny vs. ashbeeigh, again!?!?


ah. But I was the home team.

[MannyIsGod]

Has anyone ever laughed at one of your jokes? Ever? Don't you ever feel like you should just stop instead of continously digging your hole of idiocy?

[Silver21_Black20]

Has anyone ever laughed at one of my jokes?

I'm just curious?

Anyone?

No?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Has anyone ever laughed at one of my jokes?

I'm just curious?

Anyone?

No?

I think you did something funny at one of the softball games, alas, I do not remember what it was.

[CuckingFunt]

I know for a fact that at least one person has laughed at ALL of my jokes.

[MannyIsGod]

I've never heard you tell a joke Sandra.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think you did something funny at one of the softball games, alas, I do not remember what it was.

Well shit, I guess if you don't remember than it wasn't that funny.

[Silver21_Black20]

I've never heard you tell a joke Sandra.

Ok...a nun walks into a bar....ah fuck it, I'm not the type of person to tell those kinds of jokes.

[MannyIsGod]

Ok...a nun walks into a bar....ah fuck it, I'm not the type of person to tell those kinds of jokes.Call Ashbeigh a twat and I'll laugh. I promise.

[Silver21_Black20]

Call Ashbeigh a twat and I'll laugh. I promise.

What's a twat?

[CuckingFunt]

What's a twat?
:lmao

That most definitely made me laugh.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What's a twat?

http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi&q=

Do a search for it.

[Das Texan]

What's a twat?


aww...

so innocent.

or a nice acting job. one of the two.

[Silver21_Black20]

aww...

so innocent.

or a nice acting job. one of the two.

:angel

[Trainwreck2100]

What's a twat?

An put down the English people use

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

An put down the English people use

So that's where you were during your hiatus!

You were learning English from ducks.

[Taco]

Let's take a healthy one!!

[Bump_]

I need a fucking shit man!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd face fuck ashbeeigh if she gave me ten dollars.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I really wouldn't. I wouldn't face fuck her if she paid me $50.

[Kevin Blackistone]

$150 with a promise that you can shoot on her face right before kicking her in the face?

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I'm gonna start reading again.

Yea...never happened.

[Trainwreck2100]

>Go to doctor
>"Doc my kidneys are hurting "
>Doc tells me i'm constipated and to eat more fruits and vegetables
>Eat vegetables
>Shit weirdly shaped painful bricks for the last week
>my anus was not prepared

[cantthinkofanything]

>Go to doctor
>"Doc my kidneys are hurting "
>Doc tells me i'm constipated and to eat more fruits and vegetables
>Eat vegetables
>Shit weirdly shaped painful bricks for the last week
>my anus was not prepared

You should have stuck with just large cucumbers.

[ashbeeigh]

Where is 1Billups1?