Oh Shit!!! (6)

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[Silver21_Black20]

It is pretty obvious.

[jman3000]

exactly

[ashbeeigh]

gah damnit. I wanted to be first. :madrun

[jman3000]

haha... pwned.

[jman3000]

i would allow myself to get raped if the girl at least bought dinner and payed for parking or something. at least give me that respect.

[Das Texan]

i didnt even know that was coming.

[Silver21_Black20]

i would allow myself to get raped if the girl at least bought dinner and payed for parking or something. at least give me that respect.

How 'bout if ashbeeigh were to pay for parking and upgrade a ticket to a ball game?

[jman3000]

How 'bout if ashbeeigh were to pay for parking and upgrade a ticket to a ball game?
wow... upgrading a ticket to a ball game? that's pushing it. that must run some people a lot of money... how much do you usually spend on upgrading tickets?

[Silver21_Black20]

wow... upgrading a ticket to a ball game? that's pushing it. that must run some people a lot of money... how much do you usually spend on upgrading tickets?

Enough to get you raped, Alpo.

[jman3000]

Enough to get you raped, Alpo.
:lol alpo? i'm not alpo... that sound like a name somebody would give a cat. from the best of my memories... you've never raped me... although there was that one time the margaritas were too strong......

[Silver21_Black20]

:lol alpo? i'm not alpo... that sound like a name somebody would give a cat. from the best of my memories... you've never raped me... although there was that one time the margaritas were too strong......

I've never nor do I want to but some young lady on this board wants too.

[jman3000]

I've never nor do I want to but some young lady on this board wants too.
kori?

[oh crap]

wtf?

[dirk4mvp]

bout time. I guess

[jman3000]

When it rains I feel love.
When it roars I feel hated.

[jman3000]

shoogar... i was actually at the quarry a few days ago... any chance you still have that awesome map of the grounds? i totally forgot where that bush was.

[dirk4mvp]

"We all neeed somebody to leeean on"

[oh crap]

powdered donuts make great snacks

[ashbeeigh]

powdered donuts make great snacks

Just don't rub the powder on your black pants.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/4ba62acf72.jpg

[jman3000]

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/4ba62acf72.jpg
:smokin

[RashoFan]

So what is the significance of the bushes in the map?

[ShoogarBear]

Read this page:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43586&page=42&pp=40

[ATX Spur]

mm Amy's...is the one in the quarry the only SA location?

[ashbeeigh]

Read this page:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43586&page=42&pp=40

:lmao that was after the ten page flirt fest.

[RashoFan]

Read this page:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=43586&page=42&pp=40
I am enlightened now...thank you Shoog!

[RashoFan]

Carry on folks....

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3637/bunny2ro7.gif

[oh crap]

i wonder why the easiest things are so hard

[Trainwreck2100]

i wonder why the easiest things are so hard


Because if they were easy we would take for granted how hard the hard things are

[ShoogarBear]

Twainwheck!

[Trainwreck2100]

Twainwheck!

swuuger???

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, that was gay.

[Trainwreck2100]

no THAT was gay

[CuckingFunt]

This thing always splits sooner than I think it's going to.

[RashoFan]

:cry This sucks....the kitten I brought home 2 months ago went outside while I was taking out the trash and I can't find her. :depressed

[trueD]

Rasho fan, put wet, smelly cat food out for her!

"FIREWALL" has got to be the worst Harrison Ford movie ever. There are some bad ones too...

[RashoFan]

Thanks, I did put food out for her. I just went out looking for her again. I don't think she will be back. I hate to think that she will get hit by a car or something will kill her.

[oh crap]

i've only got myself to blame

[oh crap]

i just want somethin for nothin

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Oh Shit!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I way laying in a bed watching the Price is Right. I can't believe the lady won both showcases the other day.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want Rod Roddy to tell me to "Cum on down".

[CuckingFunt]

I haven't watched that in years.

I remember always feeling bad for the person who got stuck with the crappy showcase. The first showcase would be, like, two cars and five trips around the world and all this wonderful stuff, and then the other was a hot tub, a set of dishes, and a pair of La-Z Boy recliners all dating from 1976.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to play Plinko. That is my life long dream.

[sa_butta]

I want to play Plinko. That is my life long dream.One of my friends went to the show and did not even get called.
Isnt Rod Roddy dead now? I thought they had a new guy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rod Roddy lives in my heart forever.

[sa_butta]

Rod Roddy lives in my heart forever.You should get a shirt made and wear it to the show.
"Rod Roddy lives in my heart forever"

[sa_butta]

I wonder how many people have won shit and cant take it home cause they cant pay the taxes. They are yelling up and down on the show, and actually dont get shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

You should get a shirt made and wear it to the show.
"Rod Roddy lives in my heart forever"

I'd wear a shirt that says, "Rod Roddy swallowed my load".

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder how many people have won shit and cant take it home cause they cant pay the taxes. They are yelling up and down on the show, and actually dont get shit.

No shit. I was talking to a friend about that the other day when we were watching it. Some lady won a fucking Viper. Taxes on that would be at least 20 grand, I'd assume.

[midgetonadonkey]

Galaga bitches

woop woop

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate when I get the hard boogers in my nose and if I press my nostrils together it kind of hurts. I think I need to blow my nose. Any thoughts?

[midgetonadonkey]

This cold weather is killing me. When is summer returning?

[sa_butta]

I hate when I get the hard boogers in my nose and if I press my nostrils together it kind of hurts. I think I need to blow my nose. Any thoughts?Fire snotrockets on wall for others to enjoy.

[sa_butta]

Galaga bitches

woop woopI think I will break out my Artari and play like its 1982.

[katyon6th]

I want to have Brandon Flowers' babies.

[midgetonadonkey]

Multiple babies at one time?

[katyon6th]

I don't care, as long as I'm doing him.

[Spam]

I want to make babies with Jessica Alba.

[ashbeeigh]

Rosie O'Donnell makes the View a bazillion times worse then it already was.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want to reproduce asexually.

[midgetonadonkey]

It would kick ass if I could produce my offspring the way Gizmo did in Gremlins. A cup of water and the room is filled with little midgetonadonkeys.

[johnsmith]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
-Jack Handy

[1369]

It would kick ass if I could produce my offspring the way Gizmo did in Gremlins. A cup of water and the room is filled with little midgetonadonkeys.

DT's really raging today, aren't they Midge?

[johnsmith]

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
-Jack Handy

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It would kick ass if I could produce my offspring the way Gizmo did in Gremlins. A cup of water and the room is filled with little midgetonadonkeys.

Does that much liquor exist in the world to fill their bottles?

[katyon6th]

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
-Jack Handy

Hilarious.

[sa_butta]

Jack Handy is the shit.

[johnsmith]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

- Jack Handy

[johnsmith]

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-Jack Handy

[johnsmith]

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did

[midgetonadonkey]

Can a Gremlin beat the shit out of a Ghoulie?

[johnsmith]

Can a Gremlin beat the shit out of a Ghoulie?


What's a Ghoulie?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050617/Ghoulies_(1985)_3.jpg

or

http://home.tiscali.nl/remindcreations.com/gremlin.jpg

[sa_butta]

Can a Gremlin beat the shit out of a Ghoulie?Gizmo would get his ass handed to him.

[sa_butta]

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/ghoulies12/ghoulies12_shot3l.jpg

GHOULIE

[midgetonadonkey]

What's a Ghoulie?


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089200/

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/ghoulies12shot3lvv4.jpg

[sa_butta]

Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes

[johnsmith]

http://www.punkasspunk.com/videolog/20050617/Ghoulies_(1985)_3.jpg

or

http://home.tiscali.nl/remindcreations.com/gremlin.jpg


Ok, now I remember ghoulies. Well, you could look at it like this, what would win blind rage (ghoulie) or cunning and cleverness (Gremlins). For my money, I would go with the Gremlins, everyone knows that cleverness beats rage. Remember Jurassic Park with the Raptors, they were clever and I'm pretty sure they ate everything.

Which makes me think, had anyone ever even heard of a fucking raptor before that movie came out? I know I hadn't. As far as I was concerned, the only dinosaurs I thought that counted were the T-rex, the one with the long neck, and the one with the spikes on its back. I loved those toys when I was little........I also liked Voltron. That's what pissed me off during that "Power Rangers" craze that my nephews were so into, they were a blatant rip-off of Voltron. Remember the chubby blue guy and the hot pink girl?

[sa_butta]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg

OR

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/lloydb/ktef/ktef_10.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Without a doubt it's the Killer Klowns. Their popcorn gun is unstoppable.

[johnsmith]

Without a doubt it's the Killer Klowns. Their popcorn gun is unstoppable.


Or the giant straw used to suck the blood out of the cotton candy trapped humans.

[midgetonadonkey]

Incredible.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it's about time for the Official Spurstalk Intergalactic Sock Hop.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it's about time for the Official Spurstalk Intergalactic Sock Hop.

Intergalactic you say?

[midgetonadonkey]

Intergalactic you say?

Yes, an intergalactic sock hop.

[CuckingFunt]

But, where will I find a pair of intergalactic socks?

[1369]

Check the lost and found at the restraurant at the end of the universe.

[midgetonadonkey]

I got my intergalactic socks from a talking tortoise one night while eating peyote with my friends.

[midgetonadonkey]

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

[ShoogarBear]

This thread intergalactically sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread intergalactically sucks.

http://www.smileyhut.com/music/rimshot.gif

[angel_luv]

I went twice to the Star Trek restaurant in Vegas. I met a Klingon even. :fro


http://i9.tinypic.com/2dkhiwz.jpg

http://i10.tinypic.com/35cise9.jpg

http://i9.tinypic.com/2z5kal1.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i9.tinypic.com/2dkhiwz.jpg

I'd hit it.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish Danyo proposed to me. :depressed

[jman3000]

http://sanantonio.bizjournals.com/sanantonio/stories/2006/09/18/daily12.html

I just read this story... and i'm thinking... "heb got a 40?" when i used to work there, the manager of the store was a dyke and at least half a dozen of the girls were lesbos too... that number is growing too... those fuckers recruit like crazy.

[Silver21_Black20]

I wish Danyo proposed to me. :depressed

Me too. I want a 2 1/2 karat diamond, Herzberg ring.

[midgetonadonkey]

What's a Herzberg?

[Silver21_Black20]

That's the name of the store. They have fabulous diamond rings there. My sister just recently got a new ring from there.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is it a pawn shop?

[Das Texan]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg





die.

[Silver21_Black20]

Is it a pawn shop?

Far from it.

[jman3000]

when did this become a discussion on jews?

[batman2883]

funny she doesnt look druish

[sa_butta]

funny she doesnt look druish
Oh shit spaceballs, there goes the thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet she gives great helmet.

[batman2883]

I See Your Schwartz Is As Big As Mine

[Mixability]

I wish Danyo proposed to me. :depressed

You're too high maintenance.

[Silver21_Black20]

We ain't found shit.

[batman2883]

We ain't found shit.
AWWWWW YOU MEMBERED!!

[Mixability]

Me too. I want a 2 1/2 karat diamond, Herzberg ring.

You belong to batman, he'd hate me more.

Even more than the whole "sister in law" fiasco.

Helzberg, but Herzberg might be a good store for midge to open to sell top notch cubic zirconias to vatos looking to propose to their viejas on the southside.

Roosevelt and Southcross would be a great location, midge.

[batman2883]

Im A Mog.....half Man Half Dog, ....i'm My Own Best Friend

[batman2883]

Sandra Will Get A Nice J'lo Ring From Me.....and Some Pink Ice Just So She Can Sport Around Her Friends

[midgetonadonkey]

You belong to batman, he'd hate me more.

Even more than the whole "sister in law" fiasco.

Helzberg, but Herzberg might be a good store for midge to open to sell top notch cubic zirconias to vatos looking to propose to their viejas on the southside.

Roosevelt and Southcross would be a great location, midge.

That's a fantastic idea. I'm just afraid the abundance of pawn shops on the Southside would lead to my demise.

[Silver21_Black20]

You belong to batman, he'd hate me more.

Even more than the whole "sister in law" fiasco.

Helzberg, but Herzberg might be a good store for midge to open to sell top notch cubic zirconias to vatos looking to propose to their viejas on the southside.

Roosevelt and Southcross would be a great location, midge.

:lol

That's right, it is Helzberg. Good choice, by the way. I love my sisters ring and she got it there.

[Mixability]

That's a fantastic idea. I'm just afraid the abundance of pawn shops on the Southside would lead to my demise.

Ah, yes, but if you sell pit bulls up front, they will come.

[batman2883]

Im Wanting Bww's Now...they Have 35 Cent Legs Tonight

[sa_butta]

http://www.moviewavs.com/0085934086/WAVS/Movies/Spaceballs/BLEEPholes.wav

[midgetonadonkey]

Ah, yes, but if you sell pit bulls up front, they will come.

Along with the pit bulls I can sell my many painting of the Virgin Mary. That will draw a crowd.

[batman2883]

Ooo Ooo And Dont Forget Those Paintings That Make The Sound Of A Waterfall With The Picture Looking Like It Moves Too

[Mixability]

and chargers for any cell phone make good business.


oooh and watermelons.

[sa_butta]

LV purses are always a hit.

[batman2883]

And Those Things That They Play On The Karate Kid Part 2.....AND OH YEAH those Little Mexican Puppets

[sa_butta]

fixing cracked windshields.

[batman2883]

And Some Generic Looking Hats That Say Texas On Them But You Can Tell They Are Homemade

[Mixability]

LV purses are always a hit.

you mean L U purses, LV would be counterfeiting. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I painted a beautiful picture of the Virgin Mary shitting on Osama Bin Laden.

[Mixability]

candy apples

[batman2883]

And Diet Pills

[midgetonadonkey]

There is a dude that sells pizza on the corner of Fair and New Braunfels.

[sa_butta]

you mean L U purses, LV would be counterfeiting. :lolDo you think they care on the side of the road?

Halloween costumes. Its right around the corner.

[batman2883]

Oh Yeah And Those Ghetto Fake Nike's

[Mixability]

I painted a beautiful picture of the Virgin Mary shitting on Osama Bin Laden.

If you go up Nogalitos heading south past 90, you'll see a picture of Jesus painted on a building on the left. Too bad the artist painted Jesus to look exactly like Osama.

[Mixability]

There is a dude that sells pizza on the corner of Fair and New Braunfels.

I hate that guy.

Did you see the guy on that same intersection in front of where the Rent a Tire was who sat there with a cardboard box that said "for sale"? I never did stop to see what was for sale.

[midgetonadonkey]

If you go up Nogalitos heading south past 90, you'll see a picture of Jesus painted on a building on the left. Too bad the artist painted Jesus to look exactly like Osama.

Maybe he is on to something.

[sa_butta]

Oh Yeah And Those Ghetto Fake Nike'sI believe they are called AIR's.

Did anyone mention candyapples?

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh Yeah And Those Ghetto Fake Nike's

Haha...I've seen those on the corners of Military. The box says Air and the Jordan looking design on the box has three legs.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate that guy.

Did you see the guy on that same intersection in front of where the Rent a Tire was who sat there with a cardboard box that said "for sale"? I never did stop to see what was for sale.

Yeah I've seen that dude but I have no idea what he's selling. Right up New Braunfels going toward Steves, there is a black dude that sits outside his house selling vacuum cleaners.

[midgetonadonkey]

I spent a day in the Valley a few months back and they sell chickens and goats on the side of the road in Mission.

[sa_butta]

I spent a day in the Valley a few months back and they sell chickens and goats on the side of the road in Mission.Are they still alive?

[Mixability]

Did anyone mention candyapples?

a WHOLE 8 posts ago.

:fro :lol

[sa_butta]

a WHOLE 8 posts ago.

:fro :lolsaw that after the fact. I didnt even look.

[midgetonadonkey]

Are they still alive?

Yeah, they are in little cages.

[Silver21_Black20]

Everytime I watch Bridezillas, I realize how sane of a woman I am.

Danyo...do you think your fiance will be a "bridezilla"?

[Mixability]

Yeah I've seen that dude but I have no idea what he's selling.

I bet he sells crack, in that case, he's the smartest guy around. His customers call and ask for an 8 ball and he just says come to my store on the corner of Fair and New Braunfels.

I have new respect for that guy now.

[sa_butta]

Yeah, they are in little cages.If you get to keep the cage, that could be a bargain.

[Mixability]

Danyo...do you think your fiance will be a "bridezilla"?

far from it. I'm lucky.

I'm gonna be the picky one. :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start selling babies.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will sell little gringo babies.

[midgetonadonkey]

If I was making a grilled chesse and happened to see the face of Jesus in my bread, I would still eat it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

It would probably be a bad idea to start genetically engineering zombies, wouldn't it?

[midgetonadonkey]

I would be eating Jesus.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"The dead have taken over the world, outnumbering humans 400,000 to one."

[midgetonadonkey]

I wanna run with the motherfuckin dead.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/japlickingdogsasshole.jpg

:lmao

This will probably be deleted by Kori so enjoy while you can.

:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Zombie 3".
One of the worst movies EVER!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I think that midge will someday be the savior of this planet.

[tlongII]

That is one of the more disgusting photos I've seen! :lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I think that midge will someday be the savior of this planet.

I agree.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I had batman's ability to salsa dance.

[jman3000]

Haha...I've seen those on the corners of Military. The box says Air and the Jordan looking design on the box has three legs.
:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

Haha...I've seen those on the corners of Military. The box says Air and the Jordan looking design on the box has three legs.Are you sure the one in the middle is a leg? Maybe they're trying to keep it real.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

anyone going to kmfdm, austin, oct 19th?

[ashbeeigh]

goddamn I hate school. That is all for today.

[angel_luv]

I hope tomorrow is nicer for you. :)

[dirk4Mvp_]

I heart angel luv. She is as pure as the winter snow.

[angel_luv]

I blush. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I 'heart' you!

[MannyIsGod]

I have call me by blondie stuck in my head.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha I knew my picture would get deleted.

Thanks for not banning me Kori.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm listening to Norm MacDonald's Ridiculous. So far I'm pretty disappointed. Usually he is fucking hilarious.

[Silver21_Black20]

haha I knew my picture would get deleted.

Thanks for not banning me Kori.

Last edited by Kori Ellis : Today at 02:08 PM. Reason: Changed to a link to reduce vomiting

:lmao

[Das Texan]

Last edited by Kori Ellis : Today at 02:08 PM. Reason: Changed to a link to reduce vomiting

:lmao


that is classic.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm really surprised, and grateful, I've never been banned.

[Silver21_Black20]

that is classic.

That edit should be in his sig. :lol

[Das Texan]

I should change my sig.

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember I bit my teacher when I was in Kindergarten. I wanted to leave the school because I missed me mom.

[angel_luv]

Change. Sigh

"Blue, oh, so lonesome for you
Why can't you be blue over me
Blue, oh, so lonesome for you
Tears fill my eyes till I can't see"

:depressed

:(

[Silver21_Black20]

I should change my sig.

I need a sig.

[ShoogarBear]

I need a sig.I suggest "Short people have no reason to live"

[Silver21_Black20]

I suggest "Short people have no reason to live"

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I just want to get in my car and drive.
I don't know where.
I don't know how far.
I want to drive away.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2a4v4gh.jpg

This is proof that he brought the sexy back.

[Silver21_Black20]

And he has the #1 album in the country. :D

[angel_luv]

I suggest "Short people have no reason to live"


Or don't be short with me. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

And he has the #1 album in the country. :D

With the way the music industry is today, my nuts could have the #1 album in the country. :lol

I know you love him, I'm just busting balls SB.

[Das Texan]

Who is bringing the sexy back?


I like my new signature here.


Maybe I should update the avatar too...

[ashbeeigh]

http://i10.tinypic.com/2a4v4gh.jpg

This is proof that he brought the sexy back.

:lmao That made my day misge, that made my day.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm going to my first NFL game bitches. I'm excited.

[Squid]

What game are you gonna see?

[angel_luv]

Dude, I can go with the flow.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50277

:fro

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Looks like i beat out the professional poker manny was god, i went to my first nfl game last sunday with elpimpo(cc) cowboys vs redskins boyyyy

[LaMarcus Bryant]

squid >>> s21b20 >> old manny

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Gwar Just Released A New Album And Are Touring, Download Their New Album And See Them Live You Fuckers

[Squid]

I was at my first NFL game in 1996. Oilers vs 49ers. It was the greatest.

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you have a drink in my honor today, LMB?

[Squid]

Is Gwar's most recent shit called Diarrhea of a Madman?

[Squid]

God Dammit!!!!!

Don't!!!

Give!!!

UP!!!

[RashoFan]

I hate getting woken up from a great nap...now I can't go back to sleep...:madrun

[MannyIsGod]

I'm going to go see the Texans lose to the Redskins.

New Manny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EVERYONE

[Melmart1]

My first NFL game was last year the Hawks vs. Saints. My second will likely be this year, I should know by this weekend. Keep yer stubby messican fingers crossed for me.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What's the difference in the New Manny?

[MannyIsGod]

Nothing really, cause I've always been better than the rest of you bitches.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm in a corner endzone section at Reliant, row 13 from the field. 30 bucks per ticket. Woo.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm in a corner endzone section at Reliant, row 13 from the field. 30 bucks per ticket. Woo.

It shouldn't be hard to find you with all the empty seats around.

[MannyIsGod]

It shouldn't be hard to find you with all the empty seats around.:lol

So true.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm going to my first NFL game bitches. I'm excited.You're an NFL virgin? I guess we should be gentle with you.

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah man, first game. So they better fucking win or I will run onto the field and kick Brunells ass.

[kingsfan]

My first NFL game was last year the Hawks vs. Saints. My second will likely be this year, I should know by this weekend. Keep yer stubby messican fingers crossed for me.Do the Hawks play better football than they do bball? Maybe they should switch leagueshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif

[tlongII]

Do the Hawks play better football than they do bball? Maybe they should switch leagueshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif

I think she meant Falcons which is a "hawk" species after all.

[ashbeeigh]

Do the Hawks play better football than they do bball? Maybe they should switch leagueshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smispin.gif

Do you think she meant Seahawks?

[ashbeeigh]

wait, that is a team right? I swear it. :lmao. No sleep. I'm laughing at my self...outloud.

[sa_butta]

Do you think she meant Seahawks?

She probably meant Falcons, because the Saints played the Falcons last year in San Antonio. They did not play the Seahawks last year.

[batman2883]

ha ha haa ha here guys its the cowbell clip from snl with will ferrell and christopher walken
http://www.theiversens.com/downloads/snl_cowbell_skit.mp3

[ORION]

don't piss on my head and tell me its raining

[1369]

Beer Vs. Vagina

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

[ashbeeigh]

She probably meant Falcons, because the Saints played the Falcons last year in San Antonio. They did not play the Seahawks last year.

Ahh, you are correct. I was like "There are hawks in the nfl right? I'm not being a complete dumbass am I?" But if it was while they were here...

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm thinking about investing in a PSP.

[BeerIsGood!]

I'm thinking about investing in a PSP.
Don't... the controls suck so bad it's almost impossible to play any 3D game. I bought one in March and traded it in for credit towards my 360 a month later. I took a 100 dollar loss on it, but even that was better than keeping it. Besides, they stopped making movies in the UMD.

[midgetonadonkey]

Don't... the controls suck so bad it's almost impossible to play any 3D game. I bought one in March and traded it in for credit towards my 360 a month later. I took a 100 dollar loss on it, but even that was better than keeping it. Besides, they stopped making movies in the UMD.

I don't care about the movies. A dude I work with has one and I've played it. The little analog stick sucks balls. I ended up using the control pad more.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just don't know if the games coming out for it will be good. I just don't know. I feel so confused. This is one of the biggest life decisions I've had to make in years.

[midgetonadonkey]

Me gusta chorizo con huevo.

[midgetonadonkey]

I used to have a gringo friend that would call it chorziro. I killed him in his sleep for that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm teasing. He was awake when I killed him.

[Melmart1]

HAHAHA, yeah I meant the Falcons. I knew it was one of those suck-ass teams from Atlanta. Hawks playing football and Falcons playing basketball and even Braves playing basketball- couldn't make any of their teams worse than they already are.

[ORION]

no potlucks again. I'm thinking about quiting if this keeps happening

[midgetonadonkey]

We've never had a potluck where I work.

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion should hire me as his personal assistant.

[ORION]

We've never had a potluck where I work.

thats why I work. I'm so smooth. I never bring anything but always eat more than everyone else. I'm such a jerk

[ORION]

Orion should hire me as his personal assistant.
All I do is check out chicks. Can you handle that ?

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I can "handle" it.

[ORION]

I think I can "handle" it.
And occasionally fly out to San Diego to attend meetings

[midgetonadonkey]

Does the job pay in American money?

[ashbeeigh]

I think I'm drinking tonight.

[ORION]

Does the job pay in American money?
does it matter ? I mean working with me is like everyday being a roman orgy.....with women.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I'm drinking tonight.

What will you be drinking?

[ORION]

what in hell's half acre is going on here

[Silver21_Black20]

What happened to the pic you had as your avatar, ORION?

[sa_butta]

what in hell's half acre is going on hereAbsolutely nothing, What are you doing here?

[ORION]

What happened to the pic you had as your avatar, ORION?
which one ?

[ORION]

Absolutely nothing, What are you doing here?
nothing ! thats the problem. I come in here looking to score and nothing happens

[Silver21_Black20]

which one ?

The one where you were wearing a tux.

[sa_butta]

This place stinks.

[ORION]

The one where you were wearing a tux.
I just changed I don't know why. Why do you ask

[Silver21_Black20]

This place stinks.

Like shit?

[sa_butta]

Why do people with the name Cox feel the need to spell it? Does anyone think it would be cocks?