Oh Shit!!! (6)

[Silver21_Black20]

:madrun

That's all you have to say? Tell him off...bust his balls.

[Squid]

Ashbeeigh doesn't know how to bust balls.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Why the fuck do people wear sunglasses indoors? Sunglasses arne't even needed outside right now. What a douche.


al from ministry wears sunglasses at eveyr concert, day or night, night or day

and he's my hero

[Squid]

al from ministry wears sunglasses at eveyr concert, day or night, night or day

and he's my hero

Anyone in a metal band is the exception to the rule.

[CuckingFunt]

I sometimes wear my sunglasses inside if I forget to switch back to my regular glasses.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh doesn't know how to bust balls.

At least I can control myself when I get excited.

[ashbeeigh]

A lot of girls I know "party" in their sunglasses to avoid the "hung over" look. How lame. I don't.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Anyone in a metal band is the exception to the rule.

Case in point:

http://www.imotorhead.com/gallery/live/images/145.jpg

THE coolest motherfucker to ever pick up a bass and/or wear sunglasses on stage indoors.
Period.

[CuckingFunt]

A lot of girls I know "party" in their sunglasses to avoid the "hung over" look. How lame. I don't.
You embrace the hung over look?

[Squid]

At least I can control myself when I get excited.

You are a fucking retard. Go suck a retards dick. You retard.

[ashbeeigh]

You embrace the hung over look?

I don't get hang overs.




































:lmao I just put on lots of makeup, or sleep late.

[Silver21_Black20]

At least I can control myself when I get excited.

I thought you liked when Squid gets excited and inks on you.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao I just put on lots of makeup, or sleep late.
Then you're just as lame as the girls who party with sunglasses on.

I, personally, find that the most effective way to avoid the hung over look is to not party so much that I look like a used up whore. But, that's just me.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I thought you liked when Squid gets excited and inks on you.

She's progressed from urine to ink?
When did this happen?

[ashbeeigh]

I thought you liked when Squid gets excited and inks on you.

I stick to humans.



I, personally, find that the most effective way to avoid the hung over look is to not party so much that I look like a used up whore. But, that's just me.

No, like today I just slept late and took lots of advil before going to bed. I've only gotten two hangovers ever.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I, personally, find that the most effective way to avoid the hung over look is to not party so much that I look like a used up whore. But, that's just me.

Careful what you say, CF.
You know damn well that the dummies over in the Troll Forum would LOVE to debate you all day on that statement!

[CuckingFunt]

Careful what you say, CF.
You know damn well that the dummies over in the Troll Forum would LOVE to debate you all day on that statement!
They're more than welcome to do so.

[jman3000]

nothing like getting your saturday started by corrupting a computer by trying to open up a word document from a diskette i brought over... shit heads.

[jman3000]

can't you see i'm trying to finish a paper i should have been doing last week?

where's the decency?

[jman3000]

"We're not in the business of providing news and information. We're not in the business of providing well-researched music. We're simply in the business of selling our customers products."

that's what you call a mother fucking jackpot.

[Squid]

Squid will never give ashbeeigh the please of inking on her.

[ashbeeigh]

Squid will never give ashbeeigh the please of inking on her.

I have higher standrads anyway.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have higher standrads anyway.

But terrible spelling.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Can I claim a small, moral victory by walking home after having gorged myself at the local Chinese buffet, or am I just kidding myself?

[Squid]

It depends on how much cat you ate.

[Squid]

Ashbeeigh's standards are so high she only lets wealthy anglos urinate on her.

[Squid]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6631/creepypal2230x230b7vv.gif

[ashbeeigh]

But terrible spelling.

I never claimed to be a champion speller.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I never claimed to be a champion speller.

But if you have such high standards, shouldn't said standards apply all the way across the boards, no matter what?

[Squid]

I agree.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm getting McDonald's.

Anybody want anything?

Anybody? Anything?

No, K!

[Squid]

I want McDonalds!!!!

:madrun

[jman3000]

lmao @ pajama party.

i thought those were for middle schoolers.

[jman3000]

byob is also kinda lame... but i guess it saves me from having to drink bud light.

[ashbeeigh]

But if you have such high standards, shouldn't said standards apply all the way across the boards, no matter what?

I didn't say I wasn't trying to be one. I just haen't hit that momentous title yet.

[Oscar DeLa]

I'm getting McDonald's.

Anybody want anything?

Anybody? Anything?

No, K!

i dont konw what it is but you couldn't possibly be any more urban

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I didn't say I wasn't trying to be one. I just haen't hit that momentous title yet.

ash, you're making this too easy.

[jman3000]

ashbeeigh said she wouldnt mind raping me as long as i was cool with it. that's not raping then... that's called role playing.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

If there's any spelling involved, you could be in for a let-down.

[Debbie Downer]

I hate role playing. I'm always left out.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmdP1qTjGZY

Such a cool movie.

[Squid]

Why would anyone want Ashbeeigh to touch them?

[jman3000]

there was a movie on hbo late last night... about people who get turned on when looking at car wrecks. i only caught the last hour or so... but that shit was weird.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why would anyone want Ashbeeigh to touch them?

Perhaps the same reason that some people like other people to urinate on them.
Oh wait..........
Never mind...........

[jman3000]

haha... i found it by looking on imdb... alls i knew was that it had casey jones from tmnt the movie. followed the bread crumbs from there. it was called crash.

[jman3000]

it also has alice poon in it... what a great name.

[Squid]

Poon is something jman will never get.

[jman3000]

that's the way things are shaping up.

[jman3000]

is having sex with a pregnant woman 8 months along automatic grounds for entry into Hell?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Do domething productive today or not?
Start drinking now or later?
Go out somewhere tonight or not?
Too many decisions to make for a Saturday afternoon.

[Squid]

Only a pussy would think he is going to hell for bangin a prego.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

is having sex with a pregnant woman 8 months along automatic grounds for entry into Hell?

That won't even get you access to Hell's parking lot.

[Squid]

Pulling the fetus out of a pregnant chick and then fucking it would get you sent to hell. Not fucking the pregnant chick.

[jman3000]

ok.. what if you perform an abortion with a metal hangar just after sex? still not bad enough?

[jman3000]

Pulling the fetus out of a pregnant chick and then fucking it would get you sent to hell. Not fucking the pregnant chick.
damn .. beat me to it.. but i was gonna say something along the lines of eating the placenta or maybe putting it in some menudo or something.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I was just about to post that. Or at least something along those lines.
There you go, jman.
If you're looking to gain entry to the infernal afterlife, you now know which route to take.

[Squid]

I wouldn't mind fucking a fetus. The moisture from the placenta would feel nice. Plus it's probably really tight.

[Squid]

There are plenty of ways to get to hell. Make fun of retards, push a nun and then kick her in the cunt, break the neck of an Englishman...the most important thing is to have fun with it.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

midge--gwar is touring this fall
new album
haven't listened yet though

[jman3000]

the worst part about getting killed when your young would be that your family might find all your porn stash when they're looking through your stuff.

[BeerIsGood!]

I can think of a lot of more enjoyable ways to go to hell than having anything to do with abortions, fetuses, etc... Grab an M16 with plenty of ammo, go to the 2nd floor of your neighborhood shopping mall, and reinact the final scene from Scarface.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

There are plenty of ways to get to hell. Make fun of retards

So all this ashbeeigh bashing will pay-off someday? Awesome!


push a nun and then kick her in the cunt, break the neck of an Englishman...

I believe that these are sports/activities slated for future ESPN channels.


...the most important thing is to have fun with it.

Ultimately, isn't that what' it's all about?

[BeerIsGood!]

I thought breaking the neck of an Englishman would get you special treatment in heave since God obviously hates the British

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

midge--gwar is touring this fall
new album
haven't listened yet though

They do a cover of (and have a video for) the Alice Cooper song "School's Out".
Filmed with a classroom full of "Catholic schoolgirls".
What other info could you possibly want?
:tu

[jman3000]

what about a pregnant dog? how does God view beastiality?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What rewards would one reap once they're dead, but they took a Frenchman's life along the way?

[ElMuerto]

There are plenty of ways to get to hell. Make fun of retards, push a nun and then kick her in the cunt, break the neck of an Englishman...the most important thing is to have fun with it.

The fun never stops

[Squid]

They do a cover of (and have a video for) the Alice Cooper song "School's Out".
Filmed with a classroom ful of "Catholic schoolgirls".
What other info could you possibly want?
:tu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cBeg0So6xU

[Squid]

what about a pregnant dog? how does God view beastiality?

He digs it.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB1ANsUQcgQ&NR

Wow!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY back when they had some dignity!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

BALSAC- the jaws of death

[LaMarcus Bryant]

eh--not digging schools out, but im sure the other songs rock if they picked up where they left off on 2004's War Party

[sandman]

the worst part about getting killed when your young would be that your family might find all your porn stash when they're looking through your stuff.

I'm pretty sure that the stash will be safe if there is a younger brother around. We always knew where our older brothers hid the good stuff.

[ashbeeigh]

is having sex with a pregnant woman 8 months along automatic grounds for entry into Hell?

Didn't you see that episode of Friends where Rachel had to have her baby so Ross and Rachel did it? It speeds up the labor.

[Squid]

drunken james hetfield>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sober hetfield

[Squid]

Didn't you see that episode of Friends where Rachel had to have her baby so Ross and Rachel did it? It speeds up the labor.

Don't fucking mention Friends in here. What the fuck is wrong with yous?

[jman3000]

my friend used to try to find his dad's porn cache and tell his mom just so he could watch her bitch at him. his dad was all into the older ladies and had those 40 and up magazines. funny shit.

[ashbeeigh]

So all this ashbeeigh bashing will pay-off someday? Awesome!

I don't even think that's funny over the internet.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

ashbeeigh would make a great groupie for GWAR.

[Good 'N Plenty]

Didn't you see that episode of Friends where Rachel had to have her baby so Ross and Rachel did it? It speeds up the labor.

It also give your kid dimples

[ashbeeigh]

fuck yeah. Bring on GWAR.

[sandman]

my friend used to try to find his dad's porn cache and tell his mom just so he could watch her bitch at him. his dad was all into the older ladies and had those 40 and up magazines. funny shit.

20 years later we still mess with my brother in front of his wife about his stash. Never gets old watching her go off on him!

[jman3000]

haha... porn makes woman angry. except ashbeeigh... she loves the shit.

[Squid]

I think jman needs to fuck ashbeeigh already.

[jman3000]

I think jman needs to fuck ashbeeigh already.
why does everyone think i need to screw everyone on this damn site?

[Jekka]

haha... porn makes woman angry. except ashbeeigh... she loves the shit.
Porn has its place - but guys that watch porn alone while their SOs are in the house make me sad.

[jman3000]

:rollin

[Squid]

why does everyone think i need to screw everyone on this damn site?

I'm just saying that because you tend to mention her a lot. Just fuck her and get it over with.

[jman3000]

I mention her a lot? wtf?

[Squid]

Good point.

[jman3000]

on a related note... it's VD season... so watch out.

[Squid]

Thank god for that italicized I. It showed me the error of my ways.

[Squid]

on a related note... it's VD season... so watch out.

There's a season for VD? Where I'm from VD was always ripe and in season.

[jman3000]

italics are nature's way of showing emphasis.

[jman3000]

VD is nature's way of giving us incentive to stay away from crack whores.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just sat through the video for Foo Fighter's Everlong. Does that mean I have a vagina?

[jman3000]

i've always thought dave grohl looked like a monkey.

[jman3000]

thank gawd he's not black or i'd be in deep shit.

[Squid]

I just sat through the video for Foo Fighter's Everlong. Does that mean I have a vagina?


Of course it does.

[midgetonadonkey]

thank gawd he's not black or i'd be in deep shit.

Why? Are you saying that all black people look like monkeys?

[Squid]

When did Kid Frost change his name to just Frost?

[Squid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kCh1l2cRlw

[jman3000]

Why? Are you saying that all black people look like monkeys?
that's what "they" say... i.e. "the man"

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I tried to find a clip for "4F Club", but this will have to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvr6zMxp9pg&mode=related&search=

I can't post the link to the other one to watch, but you'll know which one it is when you find it!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

When you say "the man" do you speak of gringos?

[midgetonadonkey]

I tried to find a clip for "4F Club", but this will have to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvr6zMxp9pg&mode=related&search=

I can't post the link to the other one to watch, but you'll know which one it is when you find it!

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!

You have inspired me to start a Mentors tribute band. I was looking for MOD's A.I.D.S. but to no avail.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Whatever happened to Celtic Frost?
Is it true that they got lost?
In the Pandemonium
Never to be seen again?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You have inspired me to start a Mentors tribute band. I was looking for MOD's A.I.D.S. but to no avail.

"A.I.D.S." just screamed out for a video, didn't it?

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck yeah. That song is classic.

I can already see some cheap stop motion claymation hamster running out of a dude's ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

holy shit I just saw the Donkey Dick video. :lmao

Greatest fucking song ever!!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I can already see some cheap stop motion claymation hamster running out of a dude's ass.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

:lmao

holy shit I just saw the Donkey Dick video. :lmao

Greatest fucking song ever!!

That was pretty much the same conclusion I came to after I watched it!
:nutkick:

[RashoFan]

SuperTroopers is the best fucking "cop" movie...Broken Lizard needs to do a Fire/EMS theme movie

[BeerIsGood!]

SuperTroopers is the best fucking "cop" movie...Broken Lizard needs to do a Fire/EMS theme movie

Broke Back Troopers
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1707132999315022786&q=Super+Troopers

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Broken Lizard needs to do a Fire/EMS theme movie

"Who wants a mustache ride?!?"

[BeerIsGood!]

Back When Madd TV was funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ2LFNzxTJ0

[BeerIsGood!]

More Random SHit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Oh3TLv_xeo


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-HKAt-Fokg

[BeerIsGood!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks7xkusMIZc&mode=related&search=

[CuckingFunt]

Serious question: Who the shit decided that Dane Cook was funny?

[BeerIsGood!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-j-VUcnnB0&mode=related&search=

[Jekka]

Ah, tequila, how do I love thee? I would count the ways, but you have made me too sloshed.

[Das Texan]

i'm sober.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Beer+Alabama Slammers+Liquid Cocaine=WHOO-HOO!!!!
:drunk

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Didn't ashbeeigh promise us a good drunk story from this weekend?
She's only got the rest of Sunday to entertain us.
The clock is ticking........

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Douse your body in gasoline
Protesting for your holy one
Light the match go up in flames
I laugh as you scream and burn

Bathe in fire, bathe in fire, bathe in fire,
Bathe in fire, bathe in fire, bathe in fire,
Bathe in fire, bathe in fire, bathe in fire,
Bathe in fire, bathe in fucking fire!"

Damn, I miss the brilliance of Autopsy......
:depressed

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What happened to all the drunk posters?

[ElBorracho]

Just woke up. I love a good beer buzz in the morning.

[RashoFan]

i'm sober.
I was sober as well...on duty at the FD....no structure fires though:madrun which is good for everyone except the FD.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit they are not showing the Texans game today. :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

Why the fuck would they show the Bears and Vikings instead of the Texans?!? :pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate Chris Berman. I hate a genuine hate for him.

[midgetonadonkey]

God dammit Chris Berman. Shut the fuck up!!! Cut off that fucking comb over you fat piece of shit.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why the fuck would they show the Bears and Vikings instead of the Texans?!? :pctoss

I posted the story in the Football Forum.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Midget,

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1204213&postcount=9

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking assholes. :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

Mmm...a steak ranchero on a Sunday afternoon kicks ass!!

[katyon6th]

What the fuck? Is it wet in San Antonio?

[Silver21_Black20]

It is not raining here.

[katyon6th]

Is it windy?

[ashbeeigh]

I'm freezing. It's like 70 degrees.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have large man breasts.

[midgetonadonkey]

My titties is fat.

[dirk4mvp]

If you want to lose the man breasts, start jogging and shit. Unless you want to keep em of course.

[Silver21_Black20]

Is it windy?

There is a cool breeze. It is great.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you want to lose the man breasts, start jogging and shit. Unless you want to keep em of course.

I think he'd prefer to keep 'em.

They make him feel sexy!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Midge's man boobs will help lend more credibility and realism to his dream of starting the Mentors tribute band he spoke of yesterday.

[RashoFan]

Why the fuck would they show the Bears and Vikings instead of the Texans?!? :pctoss
The powers that be knew I would be watching this game...that is why! :D

[RashoFan]

I have large man breasts.
*Singing*My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard....

[RashoFan]

^ damn I tried to find a pic of the end of Dodgeball when Stiller sings Milkshake....

[sandman]

The powers that be knew I would be watching this game...that is why! :D

Obviously the game in on here in Houston.

Trust me, not missing much.

Offense looks better in that it is going down the field more versus just dumping off to the flat, but the defense just straight up sucks.

If it's possible, the defense is worse this year than it was last year.

[RashoFan]

^ damn I tried to find a pic of the end of Dodgeball when Stiller sings Milkshake....
This is the best I could find in the past 10 mins....
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/Milkshake.jpg

I have large man breasts.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/MilkshakeFrench.jpg

My titties is fat.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

[RashoFan]

Sorry man ...thanks for being a good sport...

[midgetonadonkey]

You can bust my balls anytime you wish.

[RashoFan]

Just bust them??? That is all???

[midgetonadonkey]

I just took a picture of my man breasts.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Just bust them??? That is all???

You can do what you wish to them.

[RashoFan]

I just threw up on my laptop....:madrun






























:lmao

[BeerIsGood!]

Obviously the game in on here in Houston.

Trust me, not missing much.

Offense looks better in that it is going down the field more versus just dumping off to the flat, but the defense just straight up sucks.

If it's possible, the defense is worse this year than it was last year.

I feel your pain. Just watching the highlights of that one takes me back to three straight 5-11 seasons under the great Campo in Dallas. I like the Texans and just wish they would have taken Bush or VY to give people a reason to watch.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Texans will win next week. I still think they will end 6-10.

[BeerIsGood!]

At least you took the time to pierce the nipples. That makes it so much more classy.

[BeerIsGood!]

:lmao

[RashoFan]

I just took a picture of my man breasts.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mob5.jpg
My mom works with a REALLY GOOD plastic surgeon if you ever want a breast lift....

[midgetonadonkey]

I also feel the pimples on my tits give them nice texture.

[midgetonadonkey]

My mom works with a REALLY GOOD plastic surgeon if you ever want a breast lift....

I kind of don't mind them. The only bad thing about having man tits this big is having to hold them up and wash underneath. It can get pretty smelly down there if I forget to wash.

[Silver21_Black20]

I also feel the pimples on my tits give them nice texture.

That's not a pimple, that's a third nipple.

[BeerIsGood!]

You need to invest in a "Bro"

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the bro. It's for homos. I let my titties sag.

[BeerIsGood!]

:lol
Fuck the bro. It's for homos. I let my titties sag.

I don't think you have to worry about any homos with those things...

[RashoFan]

Don't take up running..you will knock yourself the fuck out....

[RashoFan]

Hey Everyone.....

[RashoFan]

Guess what???

[RashoFan]

3-0
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/DaBears.jpg
Bears 19 Vikings 16
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/RexGrossman.jpg
Love to the(new) OCHO!!!!!

[BeerIsGood!]

I just watched Eli Manning trip over his own two feet while backing up into the shotgun. Then he threw a pick. That crowd noise in Seattle is extremely loud - even on TV. It's gotta be miked and circulated on the PA.

7-0 Seahawks... Good.

[midgetonadonkey]

I predict that I will die at 33 years of age just like Jesus.

[midgetonadonkey]

Can we get a vbookie on it?

[katyon6th]

Go Giants, bitches!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I hate the Colts.
I really do.

[BeerIsGood!]

Go Giants, bitches!
They're playing like the Texans. Scared and confused. I love it. About to be 14-0 Seattle

[katyon6th]

I just found my favorite Broncos hat that I've been looking for for the last 2 weeks.

I'm fucking ecstatic.

[BeerIsGood!]

Can we get a vbookie on it?
Only if we initiate a "no-suicide" clause. Drink, smoke, eat, and worry yourself to death like the rest of us. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just found my favorite Broncos hat that I've been looking for for the last 2 weeks.

I'm fucking ecstatic.

Pic?

I just got a great Cowboys hat a few weeks back. I love classic caps, I'm not too big on fashion hats.

http://images.hatworld.com/product/6/20058096/1_640.jpg

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I just found my favorite Broncos hat that I've been looking for for the last 2 weeks.

I'm fucking ecstatic.

Does ecstatic know this?!?!?
What a fortunate bastard!
:lol

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Only if we initiate a "no-suicide" clause. Drink, smoke, eat, and worry yourself to death like the rest of us. :lol

We need to have odds on potential ways of demise, such as hit by vehicle, shipwreck, plane crash, mauling by animal, drive-by shooting, etc.
Make the betting more interesting, you know?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Does ecstatic know this?!?!?
What a fortunate bastard!
:lol

I can't believe I missed that. :lol

[BeerIsGood!]

We need to have odds on potential ways of demise, such as hit by vehicle, shipwreck, plane crash, mauling by animal, drive-by shooting, etc.
Make the betting more interesting, you know?
Sounds good to me... what would the odds be on shipwreck? :lol Gotta be astronomical. I'll put my money on AIDS received from banging the chick with no kidneys...

[katyon6th]

Pic?

I just got a great Cowboys hat a few weeks back. I love classic caps, I'm not too big on fashion hats.


I can't find it online. I'll have to take a picture to show you how beautiful it is.

[katyon6th]

Okay.

Fuck you, Seattle.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Okay.

Fuck you, Seattle.


Your brother probably should have taken that trade I offered him in the dynasty.

[katyon6th]

What trade would that be?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What trade would that be?

Byron Leftwich, Julius Jones for Eli Manning.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Sounds good to me... what would the odds be on shipwreck? :lol Gotta be astronomical. I'll put my money on AIDS received from banging the chick with no kidneys...

I can't decide between bathtub electrocution, farm equipment mishap or hostage stand-off.
Those are the ones that you can pretty much back up the Brink's truck on!

[ashbeeigh]

When does basketball start? I only watch football on Saturdays.

[BeerIsGood!]

Seattle is now Officially the New York Giants' Daddy.

[BeerIsGood!]

When does basketball start? I only watch football on Saturdays.
After Baseball

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Seattle is now Officially the New York Giants' Daddy.

I think it was official the moment Shockey was doing his little dance in the playoffs and Feely missed the kick.

[Melmart1]

Fuck the motherfucking Giants. Fuck all the Mannings. Fuck all the NFC East teams that don't play in Irving. Fuck 'em all!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Fuck the motherfucking Giants. Fuck all the Mannings. Fuck all the NFC East teams that don't play in Irving. Fuck 'em all!

How you doin'?

[Melmart1]

How you doin'?
I am hostile as hell. :lol I am craving a Cowboys game. How YOU doin?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I am hostile as hell. :lol I am craving a Cowboys game. How YOU doin?

Well, you and all those "fucks" (especially a Cowboys-themed one) make me tight in the pants.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Anything bad that happens to the NFC East is good.

[Melmart1]

OHHHHH, baby! Seahawks TD. Again. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

[BeerIsGood!]

Fuck the motherfucking Giants. Fuck all the Mannings. Fuck all the NFC East teams that don't play in Irving. Fuck 'em all!
Took the words out of my mouth.

On the bright side - I was able to use the DVR recording of the Cowboys game last week to get out of going to dinner with my GF and her obnoxious parents. God Bless you DVR!!!

[Melmart1]

DVRs suck. Until I finally get one. Then they will cease to suck.

[BeerIsGood!]

DVRs suck. Until I finally get one. Then they will cease to suck.
It's one of those things that I never thought I'd use much before I got one, but now I'd hate not to have it.


:lol - Burress crying like a girl by himself on the Giant's sideline.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Fuck all the Mannings. Fuck 'em all!

There. That's better.

[RashoFan]

Does ecstatic know this?!?!?
What a fortunate bastard!
:lol
:lmao

[RashoFan]

Fuck all the Mannings. Fuck 'em all!
I'll just take either brother thank you...... :spin

[angel_luv]

Anyone else watching the Housewives premier?

[Silver21_Black20]

Anyone else watching the Housewives premier?

Nope.

Family Guy is on.

[angel_luv]

:lol

[angel_luv]

I have really grown to be a fan of Eva.

She is my favorite character on the show.

[Das Texan]

Nope.

Family Guy is on.



so is roger's final home start of the year and maybe his final start ever.

[BeerIsGood!]

so is roger's final home start of the year and maybe his final start ever.
Clemens will play next year. Maybe not in Houston, but he'll sign midseason like he did this year and get a good 1/2 year and probably playoffs in. He is the ultimate hired gun in baseball right now since he's still dominate.

[ashbeeigh]

Anyone else watching the Housewives premier?

I was going to, but I thought it was on at 9 and was studying for a test :madrun School or DH? School wins. And I'm loving here too. She's adorable.

[RashoFan]

Anyone seen the movie Darkness...it is kinda weird so far(about 45mins into the movie)...

[angel_luv]

I was going to, but I thought it was on at 9 and was studying for a test :madrun School or DH? School wins. And I'm loving here too. She's adorable.


Study later. Start after the show... the time will be closer to your test. It will help you remember better. :angel

[angel_luv]

Anyone seen the movie Darkness...it is kinda weird so far(about 45mins into the movie)...

Never heard of it.

[ashbeeigh]

Study later. Start after the show... the time will be closer to your test. It will help you remember better. :angel

I will remember next week. :D

[angel_luv]

I will remember next week. :D

What a good student you are. :)

[RashoFan]

Darkness(2002) A teenage girl moves into a remote countryside house with her family, only to discover that their gloomy new home has a horrifying past that threatens to destroy the family.
Now I got to the mid point of the movie and I still don't know WTF is "the horrifying past"...

[ashbeeigh]

If it were a different professor I would watch, but it's one I haven't had before, so I don't know what it will be like.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Clemens will play next year. Maybe not in Houston, but he'll sign midseason like he did this year and get a good 1/2 year and probably playoffs in. He is the ultimate hired gun in baseball right now since he's still dominate.

God, can you imagine his totals with even a lick of run support?

[Silver21_Black20]

I haven't seen a decent horror/scary movie come out in the last couple of years. I love scary movies too.

[angel_luv]

I love scary movies too.

Really?

[angel_luv]

Eva's hair- both color and style- on Wives this year is very pretty.

[Silver21_Black20]

Really?

Yes!

I will more than likely go to the movies to see Saw III. Anyone else?

[angel_luv]

I wonder if the chicks from " The Girls Next Door" are all really as happy as they seem.

This is my first time to ever see their reality show.

[angel_luv]

Yes!

I will more than likely go to the movies to see Saw III. Anyone else?


I'll pass, thanks.

I am waiting for that Kate Winslet movie due out this Christmas.
That and The Santa Clause 3. :)

[angel_luv]

I wonder if the chicks from " The Girls Next Door" are all really as happy as they seem.

This is my first time to ever see their reality show.


I almost said 'happy as they act'... but that didn't seem fair. I wasn't sure which word to use.

[Silver21_Black20]

I wonder if the chicks from " The Girls Next Door" are all really as happy as they seem.

This is my first time to ever see their reality show.

I watch it from time to time. It is funny.

[RashoFan]

Dusk til dawn is on...I think I am gonna watch it....
I am in a horror mood tonight...

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I haven't seen a decent horror/scary movie come out in the last couple of years. I love scary movies too.

This one has some potential.
http://movies.msn.com/movies/movie.aspx?m=1107301

[Das Texan]

Dusk til dawn is on...I think I am gonna watch it....
I am in a horror mood tonight...



thats a great movie.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dusk til dawn is on...I think I am gonna watch it....
I am in a horror mood tonight...

The sequel & prequel S-T-U-N-K!!!!!!!!!
:td

[LaMarcus Bryant]

there was a sequel? A prequel?
wtf
selma hayek looks so gorgeous in form dusk til dawn

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

there was a sequel?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120860/


A prequel?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120695/


wtf

Indeed......

[RashoFan]

Selma looked good...alittle booty-licious...but definately hot until she turns bloodsucker on everyone.

[RashoFan]

Damn Selma is HOTT dancing with that Python on her...:wow

[ashbeeigh]

Back to the Future was just on. I love that movie. It is like in my top three of 80s movies. Ferris Bueller is two and the Breakfast Club is three.

[katyon6th]

Back to the Future was just on. I love that movie. It is like in my top three of 80s movies. Ferris Bueller is two and the Breakfast Club is three.

Like seriously, you're a dumbass.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn Selma is HOTT dancing with that Python on her...:wow
Easily the luckiest snake in the history of the universe.

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1362/salma14wm7.jpg

[ashbeeigh]

Like seriously, you're a dumbass.

It was an opinion, Katy. No one has to agree with it. I'm sorry I'm not such a bad ass as you and everyone else here.

[BeerIsGood!]

Yes!

I will more than likely go to the movies to see Saw III. Anyone else?
There's gonna be a Saw III? I saw the first two on opening night - definitely gonna make it three in a row. I like those movies.

[RashoFan]

Ashbeeigh...I like those movies too.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh...I like those movies too.

:tu I said they were my 80s faves, not like all time favorites. Good lord. What should I like some Film noire or some shit? Gimmie a fucking break.

[Jekka]

Film noire rocks - I love me some Maltese Falcon.

[ashbeeigh]

My roommate sophomore year took a class in film noire. She said it was awesome. I'd probably enjoy it, but it wouldn't top whatever my favorite happens to be at the time.

[Silver21_Black20]

There's gonna be a Saw III? I saw the first two on opening night - definitely gonna make it three in a row. I like those movies.

Yea...it comes out around Halloween.

[Silver21_Black20]

:madrun @ jury duty.