Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[Rappin' Wayne Brady]

Way faster than imagined this thread blew the roof off
But you bas s can't with the master of improv
Little punks had their chance but the crown is mine
Ships sunk, I'll clown their ass like back on Whose Line

First rapper that appeals to the hood and the nursing home
Say I act too white and you'll get my AK on your dome
I'll have all those ty rappers crying like they Vujacic
Don't ever cross me or Wayne Brady will have to choke a !

[RonMexico]

Rappin Shaq is an official God for creating this trend.

[VaSpursFan]

i bow before the epic greatness of this thread...instant classic!!!

[Doug Collins]

Way faster than imagined this thread blew the roof off
But you bas s can't with the master of improv
Little punks had their chance but the crown is mine
Ships sunk, I'll clown their ass like back on Whose Line

First rapper that appeals to the hood and the nursing home
Say I act too white and you'll get my AK on your dome
I'll have all those ty rappers crying like they Vujacic
Don't ever cross me or Wayne Brady will have to choke a !

Where'd Epic Fail go?

[xtremesteven33]

Thread was funny for this first couple of hours then just got outta hand.

went from a HILARIOUS rating to an ANNOYING rating really fast

[Epic Fail]

you thought this thread was classic?
GET THE OUTTA HERE SON!!!
its just aint the same without BIG RUBEN PATTERSON!!!!
outta the league, thats whats i've beens for YEARS!
when i was ins it, i got Kobe sheddin TEARS!!!
KOBE STOPPER, KOBE STOPPER!! thats what Kemp chants,
i'll resort to anything, i'll even pull down his pants.
AWWWWW T! but ARtest already done that mess,
instead of his pants, i'll pull down his DRESS!!
that walking vagina, who does he think he is?
his free throw totals, ALMOST AS MUCH AS SHAQ'S WEIGHT!!!

THE NBA IS A JOKE, ITS RIGGED I TELL YA,
OLD FELLA,
YOUR LYRICS ARE SKEWED,
AND CRUDE.
I SPIT THE LYRICS AND YO KNOW ITS THE TRUTH, YOU EAT COW DUKE!!
Im on my break PRETTY SOON I GOTSTA TO GO BACK TO THE CELL,
and my life will go on as a living....
L!!

o

[lebomb]

You Nuccas cant rap, ya know its true,
What is that in stench, lyrical doo-doo?
Im that true king, can spit with tha best,
can whip out the rhymns like Pam Andersons chest,
with me and I'll smack ya ass down
Have ya jugglin my ball sack like an average ass clown,
so go ahead and drop to ya knees, ya way off base,
Now tell me muffackas, how does lebombs ass crack
TASTE!!!!

Peace out!!

[Hype Man Manu]

You Nuccas cant rap, ya know its true,
What is that in stench, lyrical doo-doo?
Im that true king, can spit with tha best,
can whip out the rhymns like Pam Andersons chest,
with me and I'll smack ya ass down
Have ya jugglin my ball sack like an average ass clown,
so go ahead and drop to ya knees, ya way off base,
Now tell me muffackas, how does lebombs ass crack
TASTE!!!!

Peace out!!

I can't hype you

[lebomb]

Manu, manu......OK thats it, thats enough.....sick and tired, going insane
squash it with the rappin this rappin that, just in have a normal name,
Yall made es cant flow worth and cant be called MCs,
yall fit more in line with Tom Hanks lonely ass adrift at sea.
Close this punk ass thread, bout to break out tha mace
WEak ass wanna be rappers tell me how...... HAHAHAHAHA.....gotcha!
tell me how my SKEET on your tongue tastes!

[Hype Man Manu]

Manu, manu......OK thats it, thats enough.....sick and tired, going insane
squash it with the rappin this rappin that, just in have a normal name,
Yall made es cant flow worth and cant be called MCs,
yall fit more in line with Tom Hanks lonely ass adrift at sea.
Close this punk ass thread, bout to break out tha mace
WEak ass wanna be rappers tell me how...... HAHAHAHAHA.....gotcha!
tell me how my SKEET on your tongue tastes!

That “rap” made me lose my hype

[lebomb]

That “rap” made me lose my hype

Dont hate mufucak, dont hate the game
dont hate the fame or hate my name.....just
peep the flow and know the rhymn, cuz dis
here nucca raps like Merlo wine.
Continue to pimp tha wack and whack
your , I'll still bust a lyric that right
on time
Get off my nutts and repect the spit,
Manu with ya broke ass ankle your olympics
was a waste, now tell us all how US gold ass
taste?

[Anti.Hero]

How each others ass taste
YO HOW EACH OTHERS ASS TASTE

IN A SEA OF WACK DOODOO
YEAH HE SAID DOODOO


PUT 'EM UP
PUT 'EM UP

put'em up put'em up

1. RappinShaq
2. RappinRobinson

[Trainwreck2100]

where the is epic fail?

[Rappin' T Park]

Alright Labomb, time to step off da mic.
Your raps is wack, it just don’t sound right.
Just step aside and watch the real deal.
, I just spit that rap from atop my farris wheel.

You’re 0-3 now just take a seat.
And watch Rappin’ T Park hit the beat.
I’m the best rapper Pound 4 Pound.
When I waddle I shake the ground.

I might be fat, but I can rap with that best.
Oh, hold on……. I just found a chicken wing between my breast.
Now any of you want to step up the game.
Bring it es cuz I got no shame.




Now all you es bow at my feet.
Im off to Mickey D’s to get some eats.










McCain in 08 es !!

[Red Hawk #21]

Epic Fail has to visit this guy^

[lebomb]

Alright Labomb, time to step off da mic.
Your raps is wack, it just don’t sound right.
Just step aside and watch the real deal.
, I just spit that rap from atop my farris wheel.

You’re 0-3 now just take a seat.
And watch Rappin’ T Park hit the beat.
I’m the best rapper Pound 4 Pound.
When I waddle I shake the ground.

I might be fat, but I can rap with that best.
Oh, hold on……. I just found a chicken wing between my breast.
Now any of you want to step up the game.
Bring it es cuz I got no shame.




Now all you es bow at my feet.
Im off to Mickey D’s to get some eats.










McCain in 08 es !!

Oh no, oh no, oh no u didnt.....oh no you cant
so in admit it.
Please dont step unless you got game, unless
you want to know how my ass taste? to be your middle name.
Yes you are fat, and damnit that is plain to see, you
got a bucket of chicken and a slab of ribs above your knees,
so cut the bull and sit your fat ass down, or Ill
break out a Miss Smiffs banana cream pie and make your doo-doo crown.

[Rappin' Artest]

I'm tired of listening to all you posers jeer
While I got here through blood sweat and tears.
Haters question my supremacy
But they can't deny I resurrected Boston's dynasty.
I deposed the King
Ripped through the Prince.
Took out the reigning MVP
And won a ring even with the choke artist KG.

Yo Kobe we have a lot of in common
I, too, got away with rape this year in Boston.
But I went one step further, try this on for size
My rape of you was in' televised.

So all you posers this ain't no gymboree
You little kids are faker than my knee injury.
I'm the best player in the world
My uniform, my armor, the ball, my sword.
Those who cross me I will lay to waste
Yo kobe prince james horford tell me how my ass tastes.

Rappin Pierce thinks he's legit
Too bad he doesn't know that he ain't
Walkin around saying he's the best in the NBA
Little does he know, his (small) business was on replay:



Why do people think its cool to have their pants down on the floor?
Pull it up, this isn't jail no more
The only thing you'll lay to waste is my
Because you'll be a janitor after this year, can you handle it
After your done sweeping my place
Paul, please tell me, how my ass taste

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

Hype Man Manu and Rapping Mr. Robinson FTW.

Rapping Mr. Robinson is pretty damn good.

Rapping Mr. Robinson made me weep with tears of joyful laughter.

These guys get it.

My vote goes to Rappin' Mr. Robinson.

Rappin Mr. Robinson was good. The funny thing is when I read the posts I enlisten (lol) it so that the voice of the rappin character is actually rapping.

put'em up put'em up

1. RappinShaq
2. RappinRobinson

These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop ac ulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

[I Love Me Some Me]

Manu, manu......OK thats it, thats enough.....sick and tired, going insane
squash it with the rappin this rappin that, just in have a normal name,
Yall made es cant flow worth and cant be called MCs,
yall fit more in line with Tom Hanks lonely ass adrift at sea.
Close this punk ass thread, bout to break out tha mace
WEak ass wanna be rappers tell me how...... HAHAHAHAHA.....gotcha!
tell me how my SKEET on your tongue tastes!

[Hype Man Manu]

These guys get it.







These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop ac ulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

YO! HE SAID OUT OF THE FORUM
OUT OUT OF THE FORUM
STOP SPILLING YOUR SEED AND GET OUT OF THE FORUM

HE SAID HE’D SAVE YOU SOME PEW
WHAT?! HE SAID HE’D SAVE YOU SOME PEW
REPENT OF YOUR WACKNESS AND HAVE A SEAT IN THE PEW

WHAT?!
WHATWHATWHAT?!
WHAT?

PUT THEM UP
PUT THEM UP

WAVE THEM
JUST WAVE THEM!

5 to the mutha in OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

[I Love Me Some Me]

Everytime I think this thread has run it's course, Manu comes along a keeps it going.

[resistanze]

Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop ac ulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

[manufor3]

Everytime I think this thread has run it's course, Manu comes along a keeps it going.

[remingtonbo2001]

These guys do not.
Read my first verse, you didn't learn the lesson that I taught.
I didn't enlist and spend years standing at attention
so young people could display no reading comprehension.
If my rhymes can't save Ruben, who is headed for
my hope was that I could at least get you all to properly spell.

Sadly it seems the rest of my message wasn't received,
the language and filth is worse unless my eyes are deceived.
On the rapping morality ladder, Lebomb is the lowest rung
He's announcing his plans to spill his seed on a man's tongue!
And I'm not the only one who is disturbed by this lack of decorum,
even Hype Man Manu wants you out of this forum.

And Ruben, Raja, and the rest of you guys,
help Mr. Park out and hide all the fries.
He's opening displaying gluttony, that's a deadly sin.
A cry for help, that's all his posts have ever been.
Mr. Park come to Jesus for the good of your health,
stop ac ulating calories and material wealth.

So work on these problems, I kindly ask you
and come Sunday morning we can all share a pew.
In the light of God's love all sins are erased,
have some body, some blood and tell me how my Lord taste!

My sincerest appologies, Mr. Rapping Robinson.

I'll do my best not to let it happen again.