The Iden y Of Rappin' Shaq

[Trainwreck2100]

do we have conformation on this revelation?

[dallaskd]

I don't believe it.

[tp2021]

I was RIGHT about to click on it.
Good thing I didn't! Otherwise, I would've gotten a taste of my own medicine.

[stretch]

I at least expected my screen name to be one of the rhymed words.

But, I guess the game slips quite a bit right before retirement.

gosh what a

[JamStone]

Do you realize how obsessed with me you are?

If you want a autographed picture, let me know. I'll mail you one.

And, I accept credit card.

[cherylsteele]

do we have conformation on this revelation?

I for one could care less who it is.

[Trainwreck2100]

i can't believe i spelled it conform

[stretch]

Do you realize how obsessed with me you are?

Yet you keep responding?

If you want a autographed picture, let me know. I'll mail you one.

No thanks, I prefer my es to have pussies. Oh wait...

And, I accept credit card.

That's nice.

[Rapping Mr. Robinson]

All this excitement for the summer's biggest troll
wasted by throwing down a worn out Rickroll.
Bump, if you really are the real Rappin' Shaq,
I'm disapointed, I thought you were better than that.
You should never log in just to cuss and curse,
and now you may have done even worse!
It's morally wrong to tell men to taste your colon,
but so are the ideas that Rick Astley is extolling.
Never giving up, never letting down-that's all good
but holy matrimony is how we roll in my neighborhood.
He never once says they should marry. What comes next?
It's clear that this song encourages pre-marital sex!

And why do these threads always turn to hate speech?
I'm a military man of God and it's time to preach and teach.
Maybe it's the devil's spirit in this pagan holiday,
but everyone's just shouting, "You suck" and "you're gay."
I served to protect your first amendment rights
and you use them to pick such petty fights?
Let's try this: stop the hating on each other.
You use that mouth to kiss your mother?

And there's one thing that we're all missing,
a moment to address children's healthy and nutrition.
I know that Shaq is an advocate of fitness,
he had a show, I saw it, I am a witness.
Those of you handing out treats on All Hallows Eve
take this chance to help the kids believe.
To help the of the bodies and souls in the Union
I won't give candy, but pieces of Communion.
Rather than stuffing junk food in their face
the kids will get a chance to tell me how my Lord taste!

[resistanze]

Gold. Is that timvp?

[monosylab1k]

All this excitement for the summer's biggest troll
wasted by throwing down a worn out Rickroll.
Bump, if you really are the real Rappin' Shaq,
I'm disapointed, I thought you were better than that.
You should never log in just to cuss and curse,
and now you may have done even worse!
It's morally wrong to tell men to taste your colon,
but so are the ideas that Rick Astley is extolling.
Never giving up, never letting down-that's all good
but holy matrimony is how we roll in my neighborhood.
He never once says they should marry. What comes next?
It's clear that this song encourages pre-marital sex!

And why do these threads always turn to hate speech?
I'm a military man of God and it's time to preach and teach.
Maybe it's the devil's spirit in this pagan holiday,
but everyone's just shouting, "You suck" and "you're gay."
I served to protect your first amendment rights
and you use them to pick such petty fights?
Let's try this: stop the hating on each other.
You use that mouth to kiss your mother?

And there's one thing that we're all missing,
a moment to address children's healthy and nutrition.
I know that Shaq is an advocate of fitness,
he had a show, I saw it, I am a witness.
Those of you handing out treats on All Hallows Eve
take this chance to help the kids believe.
To help the of the bodies and souls in the Union
I won't give candy, but pieces of Communion.
Rather than stuffing junk food in their face
the kids will get a chance to tell me how my Lord taste!

meh. I think it's time for all Rappin' trolls to give it a rest for a while. It all feels too forced right now.

[Hype Man Manu]

This is right.

You have turned my field of gardenias :kiss into a pile of rotten mangos.


I can no longer hype any of you. maybe Mad Bonner

[Indazone]

Right away I come out the gates with a blast
And serve Popovich a mouthful of my ass
i'm warning you, don't ever hack at me again
Or my balls are goin back onto your bearded chin

The league just can't stop the Big Aristotle
Ring 5 is mine after everyone gets throttled
One for the thumb, but it's goin right on my
Do some Kegel exercises and mushroom stamp a

And it's finally here, the moment has arrived
When I reveal myself in front of all your eyes
No , that last line sounded mad
To find my true iden y just click right here

HAHAHA Classic!! You're still a bag.

[JamStone]

Yet you keep responding?



No thanks, I prefer my es to have pussies. Oh wait...



That's nice.

Um, yeah, I respond to posts that are directed towards me. You go around the forum to find my posts that aren't directed towards you and obsess over me. Your petty insults on a messageboard are cute. So no autographed picture. You want a poster? A souvenir pen? Wait, I know. You want a JamStone dildo to yourself while you obsess over my posts. We'll do.

[Spurminator]

I clicked the Rick Roll even after I knew it was a Rick Roll because I don't care who you are that's a ing kick ass song!

[stretch]

Um, yeah, I respond to posts that are directed towards me. You go around the forum to find my posts that aren't directed towards you and obsess over me. Your petty insults on a messageboard are cute. So no autographed picture. You want a poster? A souvenir pen? Wait, I know. You want a JamStone dildo to yourself while you obsess over my posts. We'll do.

lol, riled up again