Cats Are Better Than Dogs

[leemajors]

Dogs pee themselves over submission and excitement all the time, especially if they're not trained and exercised enough

weiner dogs do this all the time.

[z0sa]

Like I said, you're confusing physically cleaning yourself, with being a cleaner species.

Species A cleans itself rarely.

Species B cleans itself often.

Which is the cleaner species, in your opinion?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I have seen a cat eat its own out of the litter box.

Interesting. Was the cat sick?

[leemajors]

Interesting. Was the cat sick?

this cat also purred at the doctor's office when a finger was inserted in its anus. the vet raised an eyebrow at the owner, who said, "no, no, no I don't"

[CosmicCowboy]

I never seen a dog eat feces. I seen em sniff it but thats bout it.

My dog likes to eat horse .

[MannyIsGod]

You must be a cat person, I assume?

I actually prefer dogs. I do like cats though.

[SpursFanFirst]

I'm actually getting a Scottie. They don't shed and, supposedly, hardly bark. I had initially looked into gettin a Boston Terrier, but kept striking out. I had also checked around for french bulldogs, but those lil bas s are PRIIIIICEY.

My brother and his wife have a toy fox terrier. That is one silly dog!
Maybe you should check those out.

[SpursFanFirst]

I disagree with cats being cleaner because they're constantly grooming. They do that because it's their instinct, not because they are actually cleaner animals.

Constantly cleaning doesn't mean being a cleaner species.

[CosmicCowboy]

Blue Heelers rock.

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[RedsLakers24]

My dobie is the best, and he never eats .

[desflood]

I prefer dogs, but cats make better pets. The cat I have now is a retriever - she fetches. And uses the litter box. I have the best of both worlds.

[The Reckoning]

CC, looks like your heeler needs to chew on some more bones...

i had a half heeler/merle collie that was the best dog ever. she loved to catch frisbees but we had to give her away. i heard the pure heelers tend to bite though.

dobies are still the coolest dogs ever though they arent socially accepted because of hollywood.

[CosmicCowboy]

CC, looks like your heeler needs to chew on some more bones...

i had a half heeler/merle collie that was the best dog ever. she loved to catch frisbees but we had to give her away. i heard the pure heelers tend to bite though.

dobies are still the coolest dogs ever though they arent socially accepted because of hollywood.

I wouldn't call it a bite, but she does give little love nips when she gets excited.

[Shelly]

everyone knows I have the cutest dog in the world!!!

[BadOdor]

I'm not surprised to see a bunch of fat s complaining about dogs being "high maintenance". God forbid you fatasses would have to get up and walk your dog for a good hour.

Dogs obviously need to be trained. IF you don't, you are simply a ty owner. That being said, it's not as hard as some people make it to be. Basically, you train it as a puppy, from when its about 2 months, till it's about half a year. If you've done it properly, by then, it will be a well trained dog. You might have to do occasional exercises till it's a year old, but after that, pretty much nothing. My dog remembers everything it's been thought, and obeys just as well as it did back when it was undergoing training.

[CuckingFunt]

I have seen a cat eat its own out of the litter box.

That is not normal cat behavior.

[The Reckoning]

That is not normal cat behavior.

what is normal cat behavior anyway? theyre the most bipolar species i know.

[CuckingFunt]

this cat also purred at the doctor's office when a finger was inserted in its anus. the vet raised an eyebrow at the owner, who said, "no, no, no I don't"

Purring isn't just about happiness. It can be a response to any number of emotions. My cat hates the vet, but purrs so loud during exams that they usually can't even make out her heartbeat.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I'm not surprised to see a bunch of fat s complaining about dogs being "high maintenance". God forbid you fatasses would have to get up and walk your dog for a good hour.

Dogs obviously need to be trained. IF you don't, you are simply a ty owner. That being said, it's not as hard as some people make it to be. Basically, you train it as a puppy, from when its about 2 months, till it's about half a year. If you've done it properly, by then, it will be a well trained dog. You might have to do occasional exercises till it's a year old, but after that, pretty much nothing. My dog remembers everything it's been thought, and obeys just as well as it did back when it was undergoing training.

Umm, no. A golden retriever and many other stupid dogs require about two year of consistent training in order to not be utterly obnoxious.

Training is not about getting it to get the animal to obey commands. Give me a box of milkbones and an afternoon and I can have most dogs obeying, sit, lay down, shake, fetch and the like.

Its about training them from their obnoxious instinctive behavior like eating , barking at every stupid ing thing, eating only certain things, not ing with people when they come over, generally destructive behavior and the 8 billion other annoying things they do.

If you want it done quickly than you can inflict pain on the dog and generally that will work but it elicits other bad behavior well and of course its unbelievably mean.

I am neither fat, mexican or lazy. I just do not require a sycophant for emotional affirmation and I certainly do not require a nasty eater. I feel the opposite of desire to control something like that. I want a friend that is not obnoxious. I do not want a slave.

[BadOdor]

Umm, no. A golden retriever and many other stupid dogs require about two year of consistent training in order to not be utterly obnoxious.

Training is not about getting it to get the animal to obey commands. Give me a box of milkbones and an afternoon and I can have most dogs obeying, sit, lay down, shake, fetch and the like.

Its about training them from their obnoxious instinctive behavior like eating , barking at every stupid ing thing, eating only certain things, not ing with people when they come over, generally destructive behavior and the 8 billion other annoying things they do.

If you want it done quickly than you can inflict pain on the dog and generally that will work but it elicits other bad behavior well and of course its unbelievably mean.

I am neither fat, mexican or lazy. I just do not require a sycophant for emotional affirmation and I certainly do not require a nasty eater. I feel the opposite of desire to control something like that. I want a friend that is not obnoxious. I do not want a slave.

You don't know about dogs. "require 2 years of training"? "destructive behavior"? whottt???

Well trained dogs(half a year tops, you lazy ) don't do any of those things. My dog will never suddenly decide to bite me or my family members. Can't say the same about a cat.

IF you want a friend and not a slave, go get a pet rock. He won;t take any from you!

[Will Hunting]

Sons the first pet I get once I'm done with college a pure bred pittbull and I'm training it to tear something to shreds on my command. Lets see someone do that with a in cat.

[NASpurs]

Sons the first pet I get once I'm done with college a pure bred pittbull and I'm training it to tear something to shreds on my command. Lets see someone do that with a in cat.

You should train it to shred some cats.

Cats are just ing worthless animals just like their owners, bunch of weirdos.

[Will Hunting]

You should train it to shred some cats.

Cats are just ing worthless animals just like their owners, bunch of weirdos.

one reason I'm getting it is so it can patrol my backyard and keep all those ers away from my house.

[Will Hunting]

Also I'm going to name it Tyson, what does everyone think about that as a pittbull name tbh?

[The Reckoning]

sounds like chicken tbh