I made no claim as to your position; only that the video itself presented a strawman argument as to what (the creator of the video's) stereotypical view of a christian family was.
The bulk of disrespect in my diatribe was aimed (at least I think) at Christians themselves, and their denial of science and their own (alleged) intelligence.
All of my bible citations were aimed specifically at Christians - I offer them as proof to a non-believer pretty much never (about as unproductive an enterprise as I could imagine). The apparent, obvious, disconnects/immorality etc.. riddled throughout the bible are what they are. I read the bible as a ra bi instructed me to - through interpretation. Jesus taught in parables all the time, if the Bible is his father's work (inspired or whatever), I can only imagine he did so, as well. I am a Christian, so I start with the Gospels - the actual actions and words of Christ, and study the rest of the bible through that lens. Many Christians consider all parts of the bible equal. I do not. It cannot be, after all - there are contradictions all over the place.
I am afraid you are going to be disappointed, and probably never satisfied that there is a God. I believe, however, that your skepticism will not be looked on as unfavorably as MANY Christians believe. God made you a skeptic, after all. He understands why you question. But if Jesus's sacrifice was enough to get my sorry ass eternal salvation, it's good enough for your's, too. I know your a dad - and you know how you ALWAYS give your kids second, third and fourth chances (1, 2, 3, 3 1/2, 3 3/4, 3 7/8....) I know plenty of good people who happen to be non-believers. I don't think they are going to . Most Christians don't hold that view. Parts of the Bible directly contradict that view....
Regarding learning ancient languages; again that was aimed at Christians and their reliance on the text of the Bible. EVEN reading in Aramaic, Latin, Hebrew or Greek wouldn't matter - the Bible is still (obviously) the work of man - that is as apparent as the fact that evolution happens...