"benefactor"

[Avante]

poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
a little midget
around 4 foot 2

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so ed up
he has to squat to pee

poor little
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

benefactor's senior photo

[xmas1997]

poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
he just hangs around
but it's the best
he can do

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so ed up
he has to squat to pee

poor little
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

This fool is one of the other ones who follows me around too, as does extatic and ohmwrecker.
I must give credit where credit is due, at least ohmwrecker is intelligent enough to know he is being had and begs off, unlike these other stupid and ignorant fools.
Stupid is usually a temporary condition, whereas ignorance is much more permanent.
The dumbest of the lot though is a toss up between chumpussy and anagloser.
I used to think they were smart, but have since revised that opinion in light of their blatant obsessive ignorance.
Now, it is as you say, pure amusement. And it is so easy to egg them on.
Like taking candy from a baby.

[Franklin]

"he has to squat to pee"

[ChumpDumper]

chum pushy and anagloser

Ivy League education hard at work

[anakha]

still ing after three hours
old man meltdown continues

[Avante]

This fool is one of the other ones who follows me around too, as does extra tic and ohmwrecker.
I must give credit where credit is due, at least ohmwrecker is intelligent enough to know he is being had and begs off, unlike these other stupid and ignorant fools.
Stupid is usually a temporary condition, whereas ignorant is much more permanent.
The dumbest of the lot though is a toss up between chum pushy and anagloser.
I used to think they were smart, but have since revised that opinion in light of their blatant obsessive ignorance.
Now, it is as you say, pure amusement. And it is so easy to egg them on.
Like taking candy from a baby.

When you see those who never post threads and are always looking to talk negative you work them like the little s they are. They are only here to bug others so ya slap them around, that's what the dummies deserve. So I work them like what they are, dumb little s who don't know anything.

[xmas1997]

Geez, I still own them.
This is too easy!

[ChumpDumper]

Geez, I still own them.
This is too easy!

Don't know about you but I have two s following me around and even though I have them on ignore, their initials are "c" and "a".
I own them!

Of course I do, it can't be helped, and I can't even read their posts but it is obvious the way they follow me around making fools of themselves that they are talking about me.
They are totally owned, and it is hilarious as they squirm and jabber.

Do you notice the s who follow me around to every thread just like the ones who follow you?

And I have them on ignore, yet occasionally see their quotes from others on here.
We own these asswipes, lock, stock, and barrel.

^^^ ^^^

I own both those two fools, they follow me everywhere, even while I have them on ignore, fools!

[The Reckoning]

[xmas1997]

Nice poem by the way.
Bene likes to try to get my goat too but he is also on ignore so I have no idea what he is saying, but it doesn't take much imagination to figure out, just like the other two fools.
They have no humor to speak of, and we already know they have limited intelligence and imagination.
So what is there left to do but make fun of them making fools of themselves.
You would think they would be smart enough to realize they are being had, but they aren't.

They get what they deserve so I don't feel sorry for them at all, I know their M.O.s.
Been there, done that.
You should make a poem about all of them if you can, it would be funny.

[Avante]

Nice poem by the way.
Bene likes to try to get my goat too but he is also on ignore so I have no idea what he is saying, but it doesn't take much imagination to figure out, just like the other two fools.
They have no humor to speak of, and we already know they have limited intelligence and imagination.
So what is there left to do but make fun of them making fools of themselves.
You would think they would be smart enough to realize they are being had, but they aren't.

They get what they deserve so I don't feel sorry for them at all, I know their M.O.s.
Been there, done that.
You should make a poem about all of them if you can, it would be funny.

The poems just hit me, then it flows. I can't set out to do a poem, weird.

I do like your ability to stir the pot, most would fail at it. I learned the secret long ago, I can see you also know it.

[The Reckoning]

are yall gonna bum now?

[anakha]

old man asking for help because he can't think of anything to say

[xmas1997]

are yall gonna bum now?

Funny, very funny!
Good one.
I'm surprised you didn't say to get a room!

[Avante]

are yall gonna bum now?

What;s this...yall..bull , what are you ing okie?

[The Reckoning]

What;s this...yall..bull , what are you ing okie?

news flash. you're on a texas message board. first rule of trolling is to know your cons uents.

[Avante]

news flash. you're on a texas message board. first rule of trolling is to know your cons uents.

news flash. if you think this board is limited to just Texas I can't help you.

[Avante]

benefactor today

[Reck]

This was good, cant deny.

[Avante]

Mrs Benefactor

[Koolaid_Man]

poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
a little midget
around 4 foot 2

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so ed up
he has to squat to pee

poor little
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

benefactor's senior photo

nice work AV

[silverblk mystix]

poor little guy
so lonesome and blue
a little midget
around 4 foot 2

not too bright
stupid would work
when he's not being a prick
he's being a jerk

he sucks
both night and day
sometimes for free
sometimes for pay

he has a baggy ass
and one knocked knee
so ed up
he has to squat to pee

poor little
but what can we do
his dad dumped him
and his mom dumped him too

so here he is
following me around
acting like a punk
looking like a clown

benefactor's senior photo

bene tor
thread delivers
trolling trolls

[Franklin]

didn't know benefactor and DPG are twin brothers tbh

[cantthinkofanything]

Looks like twisted railroad steel to me.

[cantthinkofanything]

Just read the poem tho...not bad Avante. The metering is way better in print than your other works.