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    Krew members your IHOP cakes may be prepared by these cooks:

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    This 20 yr old girl died at a pancake eating contest.
    Krew Members, please be safe!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-contest.html
    Last edited by Fabbs; 02-27-2018 at 11:19 AM.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Fabbs pancake krew

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    Blake, are you allowing carb shaming to prevent you from partaking of gluten foods?
    If so, read on. Help is available.

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    Here ya go Blake:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...rity-fans.html

    Girls Love Gluten!

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    You have no idea what girls love, you creepy weirdo.

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    I had a free pancake
    just yesterday
    it was nothing special
    just ok

    not a pancake fan
    can't explain why
    more into waffles
    yep, a waffle guy

    but being it was free
    and I had nothing to do
    what the
    so I had two

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I had a free pancake
    just yesterday
    it was nothing special
    just ok

    not a pancake fan
    can't explain why
    more into waffles
    yep, a waffle guy

    but being it was free
    and I had nothing to do
    what the
    so I had two
    Is waffle an olangapo code word for you know what

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    carbs, meh

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    Overloading on pancakes once in a while isn't going to kill you.
    That being said, if I want pancakes, I'd rather just pay for them and not have to deal with the hoi polloi that'll be cramming the IHOPs on free pancake day.
    I can afford several pairs of Beats. Coming out of pocket for pancakes isn't going to hurt.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    This 20 yr old girl died at a pancake eating contest.
    Krew Members, please be safe!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-contest.html
    So it says she choked on pancakes and died three days later? How do you die 3 days after choking on something? Shouldn't that be pretty immediate?

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    So it says she choked on pancakes and died three days later? How do you die 3 days after choking on something? Shouldn't that be pretty immediate?
    Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
    My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.

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    This is one of the weirder shticks on ST. The OP constantly got made fun of for knowing when free donuts/pancakes are being handed out until he randomly decided to start acting like it was other people who obsess over free food when he’s the only one making threads about it.

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    I had a free pancake
    just yesterday
    it was nothing special
    just ok

    not a pancake fan
    can't explain why
    more into waffles
    yep, a waffle guy

    but being it was free
    and I had nothing to do
    what the
    so I had two
    I kind of like it.
    Simple, but clear and good for some LOLs.
    Nice rhyming.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
    My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.

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    I kind of like it.
    Simple, but clear and good for some LOLs.
    Nice rhyming.
    The cadence is absolutely abysmal.

    Kinda like Avante runs.

    Wonder what types of breakfast carbs Avante would line up against each other.
    Would the croissant even be given a lane?

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    Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
    My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.
    Yep.

    ~~~Sheeesh~~~~

    I bet Avante has caused a few of those with his Man Mountain Mike...

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    Krew members your IHOP cakes may be prepared by these cooks:
    How many did you eat?

    The over was above 15.

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    The cadence is absolutely abysmal.

    Kinda like Avante runs.

    Wonder what types of breakfast carbs Avante would line up against each other.
    Would the croissant even be given a lane?
    the cadence was terrible
    abysmal would work
    but then again
    that is coming
    from a ing jerk

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    Yep.

    ~~~Sheeesh~~~~

    I bet Avante has caused a few of those with his Man Mountain Mike...
    Man Mountain Mike
    was from New Orleans
    where he's got in a fight
    over a Cajun queen

    a crashing blow
    from a huge right hand
    sent a Texas fella
    to the promise land

    now he's on the run
    doing the best he can
    trying to stay ahead
    of them blood hounds
    and the man

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    Most people are assholes aren't they?

    I once listed every single HBCU sprinter of note, the school they went to, their fastest times,yep, a lot of info. So here comes one of the pricks....you spelled (forget what) wrong. Hahhahahahahahahaha~~~ Not...damn guy that was impressive.....or....a lot of info there, thanks. Oh no, it's....you spelled...are you kidding me?

    THAT...is why I would never take the time make that effort to post any video of me under 450 pounds. No way in it's going to be.....dude, you're a damn monster...it will be....that isn't you.

    I've posted some poems other places that get.....good one....love your poems. Then post that same poem here and it's. a whole diferent deal.

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    the cadence was terrible
    abysmal would work
    but then again
    that is coming
    from a ing jerk
    That's actually ok. +1

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    the cadence was terrible
    abysmal would work
    but then again
    that is coming
    from a ing jerk
    Yeah again beat, meter...just awful. You suck at poetry

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    Yeah again beat, meter...just awful. You suck at poetry
    Blake, lighter up eh?

    Avante was not going some masterpiece meant to last for time immortal.

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