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This 20 yr old girl died at a pancake eating contest.
Krew Members, please be safe!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...g-contest.html
Last edited by Fabbs; 02-27-2018 at 11:19 AM.
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Blake, are you allowing carb shaming to prevent you from partaking of gluten foods?
If so, read on. Help is available.
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Here ya go Blake:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...rity-fans.html
Girls Love Gluten!
You have no idea what girls love, you creepy weirdo.
I had a free pancake
just yesterday
it was nothing special
just ok
not a pancake fan
can't explain why
more into waffles
yep, a waffle guy
but being it was free
and I had nothing to do
what the
so I had two
Is waffle an olangapo code word for you know what
carbs, meh
Overloading on pancakes once in a while isn't going to kill you.
That being said, if I want pancakes, I'd rather just pay for them and not have to deal with the hoi polloi that'll be cramming the IHOPs on free pancake day.
I can afford several pairs of Beats. Coming out of pocket for pancakes isn't going to hurt.
So it says she choked on pancakes and died three days later? How do you die 3 days after choking on something? Shouldn't that be pretty immediate?
Not always. The initial choking and resulting lack of oxygen can cause several body organs to shut down.
My guess is that the ultimate cause of death was catastrophic vagina failure.
This is one of the weirder shticks on ST. The OP constantly got made fun of for knowing when free donuts/pancakes are being handed out until he randomly decided to start acting like it was other people who obsess over free food when he’s the only one making threads about it.
I kind of like it.
Simple, but clear and good for some LOLs.
Nice rhyming.
The cadence is absolutely abysmal.
Kinda like Avante runs.
Wonder what types of breakfast carbs Avante would line up against each other.
Would the croissant even be given a lane?
Yep.
~~~Sheeesh~~~~
I bet Avante has caused a few of those with his Man Mountain Mike...
How many did you eat?
The over was above 15.
the cadence was terrible
abysmal would work
but then again
that is coming
from a ing jerk
Man Mountain Mike
was from New Orleans
where he's got in a fight
over a Cajun queen
a crashing blow
from a huge right hand
sent a Texas fella
to the promise land
now he's on the run
doing the best he can
trying to stay ahead
of them blood hounds
and the man
Most people are assholes aren't they?
I once listed every single HBCU sprinter of note, the school they went to, their fastest times,yep, a lot of info. So here comes one of the pricks....you spelled (forget what) wrong. Hahhahahahahahahaha~~~ Not...damn guy that was impressive.....or....a lot of info there, thanks. Oh no, it's....you spelled...are you kidding me?
THAT...is why I would never take the time make that effort to post any video of me under 450 pounds. No way in it's going to be.....dude, you're a damn monster...it will be....that isn't you.
I've posted some poems other places that get.....good one....love your poems. Then post that same poem here and it's. a whole diferent deal.
That's actually ok. +1
Yeah again beat, meter...just awful. You suck at poetry
Blake, lighter up eh?
Avante was not going some masterpiece meant to last for time immortal.
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