Ditka couldn't have stopped Manu tonight

[Solid D]

That was Jordanesque
That was like a T Boone Pickens take-over
That was like Jack Bauer versus any random series of terrorists.
That was G-I-N-O-B-I-L-I !

:dizzy

[T Park]

:lmao @ Ginobili going Jack Bauer on the Blazers....

[Solid D]

Ginobili just adopted Stephen Graham.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lol

[Chris Childs]

Ginobili!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xamila rey]

nice to see u back Manuuuuuuuuuuu.
:clap what a game!

[Chris Childs]

Manu OWNS!!! like me!

[Solid D]

4th quarter play-by-play:

Ginobili passes to Ginobili. Back-bend reverse layup and-1 for Ginobili.
Ginobili upfakes Graham, steps back and nails the fade-away three!
Ginobili steals the ball two on one, bounce pass to Ginobili for layup.
Ginobili blocks Dixon and runs ahead, Ginobili sets up for three, that's a Manu tres.
Timeout.
Ginobili draws up a play. Ginobili inbounds to Ginobili who hits a jumper in the lane.
Ginobili rebounds and dribbles up-tempo crosses-over Stephen Graham and drives through the tree, left hand layup good.
Ginobili is taken out and replaced by Ginobili.

:smokin

[xamila rey]

:spin @ Ginobili is taken out and replaced by Ginoibili

AGUANTE MANU CARAJ*!

[THE SIXTH MAN]

:spin @ Ginobili is taken out and replaced by Ginoibili

AGUANTE MANU CARAJ*!
Nice sig. :tu

[Chris]

:downspin:

[Obstructed_View]

I could have sworn Ditka was an offensive player.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili knows the last number of Pi.

[Obstructed_View]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Spurstalk/impetusetimperium.jpg

[jmard5]

Ginobili has solved the riddle; why did the chicken cross the road.

[Obstructed_View]

If Manu falls in the forest and there is no one to see it, who gets called for the charge?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili is not only a noun, but a verb, too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

There is no such thing as a lesbian - only a woman who has never met Manu Ginobili.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Does Gino dictate when the sun rises and sets as well?

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

:lol I love this board.

[jmard5]

Manu has seen the future. And the future bodes well.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili never says "Who's your daddy?"

He already knows the answer.

[jmard5]

It was Manu who discovered the first wheel. It was Manu who stoked the first embers into a fire.

[AFE7FATMAN]

This is one ditka that could have blocked him.
:lol
http://www.profootballhof.com/assets/hof/mug1207.jpg
Michael Keller Ditka.

[maldita21]

There is no such thing as a lesbian - only a woman who has never met Manu Ginobili.

:downspin:

[Sam]

I thought Ditka was a tight end???

[smeagol]

Manu Ginobili never says "Who's your daddy?"

He already knows the answer.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[pjjrfan]

Manu Ginobili knows the last number of Pi.
Wow!!! That is truly awesome. :dizzy :dizzy :dizzy

I guess Manu isn't exactly done yet. Last nights performance was Manu at his best. Awe inspiring to say the least. I love the this guy.

[SKINNYPIMP210]

Manu Ginobili Can Slam A Revolving Door.

Manu Ginobili Counted To Infinity - Twice.

Manu Gioblili Doesn't Wear A Watch...he Decides What Time It Is.

[freemeat]

In grade school, when Manu raised his hand to answer a question, God said, "who's fingering my butt again?"

Years later, he didn't have to ask...he felt the two cold rings.

[jmard5]

Manu knows the other word for thesaurus.

[samikeyp]

Manu Gioblili Doesn't Wear A Watch...he Decides What Time It Is.

:lmao

Nice....I am ripping this for my sig.

[SKINNYPIMP210]

:lmao

Nice....I am ripping this for my sig.

LOL! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! :lol

[wildbill2u]

Manu Ginobili is not only a noun, but a verb, too.
You mean like:

You've been Ginobillied!

Ginobili You, Bitch!

I've gotta Ginobilli my way into that girl's pants.

Man, I never saw that Ginobili coming.

:downspin: :downspin: :downspin: :downspin: :downspin: :downspin: :downspin:

[Walton Buys Off Me]

Ginobili put on a chef's hat and starting serving up chin omelettes to everyone in a Blazers uniform.

Ginobili got into his Ferrari, pulled Nate McMillan's face to his lap and put his kids on Nate's face.

[Quasar]

In A.D. 2020
NBA was beginning.

Jack: What happen ?
Udoka: Somebody set up us the bomb!
Dixon: We get signal.
Jack: What !
Magloire: Main screen turn on.
Jack: It's You !!
Manu: How are you gentlemen !!
http://www.nba.com/media/GinobiliPort300.jpg
Manu: All your base are belong to us.
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061121/capt.37759c2eae084484ad2c51562de5c52d.spurs_trail_ blazers_basketball_pda106.jpg
Manu: You are on the way to destruction.
Dickau: What you say !!

Manu: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Manu: HA HA HA HA ....

Jack: Take off every 'zig' !!
Jack: You know what you doing.
Jack: Move 'zig'.
Randolph: For great justice!
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061121/capt.b0c1ffa2987d4669aca64f8ba54303cc.spurs_trail_ blazers_basketball_pda105.jpg

All your base are belong to Manu!

[phxspurfan]

Manu knows the other word for thesaurus.

excellent

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao this thread is hilarious! :tu

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If Manu bricks a shot it's only because he wants the rim to fear him as much as his opponents do.

[samikeyp]

Manu is not the Argentine Jesus....Jesus was the Hebrew Manu.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Manu is not the Argentine Jesus....Jesus was the Hebrew Manu.

Jesus was dead long enough to get buried. Manu never stays down long enough for anyone to even get a shovel.

[jmard5]

Manu defied all the king's horses and all the king's men. Manu put Humpy Dumpy together again.

[samikeyp]

Manu is so fast....he turns off the lights and he is under the covers before it gets dark.


(Ok, I borrowed that from Cool Papa Bell...but its still good. :) )

[samikeyp]

Manu vs. a Hurricane....

wait....

the Hurricane....is named.....Hurricane Manu.



Manu 456
Hurricane -4

[carina_gino20]

Portland copyright- Manu Ginobili 2006

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Manu vs. a Hurricane....

wait....

the Hurricane....is named.....Hurricane Manu.



Manu 456
Hurricane -4

I tink we can all agree dat da winner's name would start with an M, end with a U, and have AN in the middle.

DAAAA MANU!

[nkdlunch]

Manu was killing the Blazers so much that Bowen tried to guard him

[phyzik]

when Manu was drafted he didnt take a plane to San Antonio, he walked from Argentina.

Not because he's afraid of flying.... it would just take longer for him in a plane.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu was killing the Blazers so much that Bowen tried to guard him

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili's poop is considered currency in Argentina.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Jesus wears a "WWMD" bracelet.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili likes to knit sweaters in his free time.

And by "knit", I mean "score", and by "sweaters", I mean "three-pointers".

[gospursgooo]

[QUOTE=samikeyp]Manu is so fast....he turns off the lights and he is under the covers before it gets dark.


This one is easy to do. Just use a remote control.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The chief export of Manu Ginobili is heartbreak.

[carina_gino20]

[QUOTE=samikeyp]Manu is so fast....he turns off the lights and he is under the covers before it gets dark.


This one is easy to do. Just use a remote control.

spoiler :lol

manu doesn't need a remote control :downspin:

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

When Manu retires the #20 will be retired as well. Not just from the Spurs but from use by the entire human race. Children will learn to count, "18, 19, 21, 22."

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Ever.

[Leetonidas]

The boogey man checks his closet for Manu Ginobili before he goes to sleep.

[Leetonidas]

Many kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili designed the NBA logo with himself as the model, but he thought it was the worst graphic design ever and sold it to Jerry West.

[Leetonidas]

Manu Ginobili is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[Jack Bauer]

The original premise of 24 was to follow Manu Ginobili through the troubles and dangers of a single offensive possession. The producers soon realized that such a show would sweep the Emmy's and make everything else on television look bad. So they instead threw together a plot about some terrorists to show how Manu would handle a day full of problems, but due to licensing issues they changed his name to Jack Bauer.

[SKINNYPIMP210]

Manu Ginobili ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Manu Ginobili has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Manu Ginobili doesn't believe in Germany.

One day Manu Ginobili walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

[Drive Like Jehu]

Manu is so masculine, If you take the man out of Manu, all you are left with is u.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

PORTLAND, Ore. -- Following a ho-hum fourth quarter performance by San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili in the team's 107-98 victory over the Portland Trailblazers Monday night, the Pacific Northwest franchise will announce a name change.

Sources within the Trailblazer organization confirmed a previously published report from The Associated Press that the team would be renamed the Portland Ginobilis.

The team's assistant general manager declined to confirm the news until a 4 p.m. PST press conference.

"We're not even thinking of changing the name," Kevin Pritchard said. "And even if we were, we would change the city name, too. The Manu Ginobilis have a nice ring to it."

-- Story will update as news breaks. --

[SpursWoman]

When God said, "...and let there be light!" Manu said, "Say please."

[SpursWoman]

Manu Ginobili has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

:lmao man, how you people keep coming up with these!? :lmao

[boutons_]

The last game the Spurs lost vs JBlazers was @POR, Jan 05, both teams were shooting very well then, too.

A great game by the future 05 Champions, but Darius Miles, averaging only 13 PPG, hit 17 pts in the 4th qtr.

[jmard5]

When a tree falls in the Argentinean forest, Manu alone hears it.

[jackiel1219]

The Ice Age only occured because Manu was giving God the cold shoulder

[jackiel1219]

Manu Ginobili can take off his underwear without taking off his pants first

[smeagol]

JB rules!

I'm sure the chopper would add some value to this thread.

[jackiel1219]

Manu Ginobili's balls are the gravitational foundation of physics. They store more mass than Jupiter, Saturn, and 10 black holes combined.

[jackiel1219]

Upon hearing that Allen Iverson was "the Answer", Manu Ginobili flew to Philly. Allen Iverson then made that commercial that details his numerous injuries.

[jackiel1219]

If you replace "Jesus" with "Manu," the Bible makes more sense

[SpursWoman]

When Manu Ginobili does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

[SpursWoman]

Manu Ginobili gave Mona Lisa that smile. :eyebrows :lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Manu isn't going bald. He's just so good that even his hair has a hard time covering him.

[SKINNYPIMP210]

Manu isn't going bald. He's just so good that even his hair has a hard time covering him.


LMAO!!! :lol

[jackiel1219]

Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Manu Ginobili. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Manu Ginobili was God.

[jackiel1219]

Manu Ginobili once won a game of chess against Bobby Fischer. In one move.

[jackiel1219]

Manu Ginobili won a decathalon while only competing in 9 events.

[jackiel1219]

...and on the seventh day Manu Ginobili said, "I'll take it from here."

[Dirk Nowitzki]

:madrun :madrun :depressed Manu made me look fucking retarded yesterday. ! I am mad that after I said Portland won he and that team made me eat my words!! :pctoss :flipoff

[smeagol]

Manu Ginobili can take off his underwear without taking off his pants first
I saw Hansel do that.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Manu isn't going bald. He's just so good that even his hair has a hard time covering him.:lmao this one is going on my sig http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[gospursgooo]

A unicorn once kicked Manu Ginobili. That's why they no longer exist.

[gospursgooo]

Manu Ginobili once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

[nkdlunch]

Stern is working a new rule for next season. If Manu plays, the opposing team is allowed 6 players on the floor

[gospursgooo]

When Manu Ginobili exercises, the machine gets stronger.

[gospursgooo]

Manu Ginobili once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

[gospursgooo]

Manu Ginobili plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

[gospursgooo]

The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Manu Ginobili. This amuses Manu Ginobili because he is bulletproof.

[gospursgooo]

Manu Ginobili's wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Manu is actually right handed. He just dribbles with his left to leave his dominant hand free to bitch slap any opponents with the audacity to try to guard him.

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt once said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." If Manu ever gets his hands on a time machine that speech is going to have one big change in it.

[MrChug]

Now we finally know "Who's on first?"

A Manu fart could patch up that little hole in the ozone problem we have.

[Mijo]

When normal people pass away, the Grim Reaper comes for their soul. When the Grim Reaper dies, Manu comes for him.

[Solid D]

Ditka only needed one player, Manu Ginobili. He would have cut the entire 1985 Bears team and fired Buddy Ryan if Manu didn't already have a commitment to his "8 yrs. and under" Fall league team.

[cheguevara]

spur in exile is owning this thread

[Solid D]

Manu Ginobili owns this thread. :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

Glad to see he's back.

[cheguevara]

The Spurs had to hire an additional statistician to the organization... to keep track of Manu's ass kicking

[nkdlunch]

word on the street is in Lebron's comercial, lebron didn't really jump in the pool,
he was pushed by Manu :lol

[pad300]

:madrun :madrun :depressed Manu made me look fucking retarded yesterday. ! I am mad that after I said Portland won he and that team made me eat my words!! :pctoss :flipoff

This doesn't belong in this thread; it isn't difficult, all somebody has to do is leave you alone ...

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Upon hearing that Allen Iverson was "the Answer", Manu Ginobili flew to Philly. Allen Iverson then made that commercial that details his numerous injuries.

My new favorite one.

[cheguevara]

Jordan didn't retire to play baseball, he thought Manu was gonna get drafted that year

[phyzik]

EVERY SINGLE COP that appears on the show "Cops" have to pay Manu Royalties for using his song in the intro or risk getting killed.

[phyzik]

Every signle criminal on the show cops was apprehended by Manu.... the cops are just actors for the re-enactment to give the impression the police actually do anything.

[joeyjfive]

Manu was once put in an NBA video game with 99 stats in every possible category, sadly no one has ever had the opputunity to play as him because as soon as you do, your hands explode

[phyzik]

The arcade game NBA Jam was modelled after Manu Ginobili.... he's the only one they could use for the motion capture of dunking from half court and making a basketball spontaniously combust into flames from his sheer badassness.

[nkdlunch]

Manu is the one who shot 50cent 9 times.... he only used 1 bullet

[jmard5]

It was Manu who whispered to a sleeping Isaiah Thomas, "free Butler, feel better".

The next day, the Spurs got Butler. The Spurs got better.

[aaronstampler]

Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Bruce Bowen and the rest of the Spurs don't exist. They're all hologrophic images created by Manu to make you think that he's not the only guy on the team. He knows your puny human brain couldn't handle the truth and you'd just freak out.

[aaronstampler]

Manu cured Tim's plantar fasciitis just by looking at him. He tought Tony how to shoot just by touching him. Nazr Mohammad asked Manu to help him catch the ball and Manu ordered Pop to let him go in the offseason. There are some miracles even Manu cannot perform.

[tlongII]

Would a moderator close this thread please? Thankyou.

[aaronstampler]

Charles Barkley could not make a cellphone commercial with Manu. It would look pretty embarassing for a grown middle age man to beg and plead to be one of Ginobili's "five."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Manu can unlock threads by flopping, causing referees to call a charge on the mods and reversing their decision.

[nkdlunch]

Would a moderator close this thread please? Thankyou.

ppl can still post in locked Manu threads

[aaronstampler]

Would a moderator close this thread please? Thankyou.


When Jessica Alba was playing The Invisible Woman in "The Fantastic Four" Manu could see her the whole time.

[nkdlunch]

Manu cured Tim's plantar fasciitis just by looking at him. He tought Tony how to shoot just by touching him. Nazr Mohammad asked Manu to help him catch the ball and Manu ordered Pop to let him go in the offseason. There are some miracles even Manu cannot perform.

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Would a moderator close this thread please? Thankyou.

If Manu Ginobili ever makes love to a sheep, it'll be because there are no more women in the world.

If tlong does, it's because the sun came up that day.

[nkdlunch]

One day little Manu got in trouble at school, the principal asked him to explain himself. 3 hours later, the principal's head exploded.

[nkdlunch]

one day the energizer bunny was asked to guard manu... he ran out of batteries

[Cherry]

one day the energizer bunny was asked to guard manu... he ran out of batteries

...................http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6705/manubunnyzv8.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

One day Manu informed Kurt Cobain that he did not appreciate his music.

[jmard5]

The Energizer bunny was unable to lift his foot. Manu touched him and made him whole again.

the energizer bunny was asked to guard manu... he (again) ran out of batteries

[MaNuMaNiAc]

...................http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6705/manubunnyzv8.jpg
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[~Sweetmelody~]

Oh my God! This Thread!!
:lol
:rollin :lmao




Manu Ginobili gave Mona Lisa that smile. :eyebrows :lol

My mind went to the gutter :oops :eyebrows


Manu isn't going bald. He's just so good that even his hair has a hard time covering him.



I can't stop laughing with this one! Good job! :lol :lol

[phyzik]

Would a moderator close this thread please? Thankyou.

Manu is what Causes the static in Tlong's avatar.... Its supposed to be a webcam in the Blazers locker room but Manu doesnt like that kind of stuff.

[beirmeistr]

Would a moderator close this thread please? Thankyou.
What a moderator can lock, Manu can unlock.

[smeagol]

The power of the One Ring does not affect Manu.

[spurschick]

I just read this entire thread... I haven't laughed this damn hard in a long time. There are no words.

[beirmeistr]

When Manu goes to Seattle, the days are sunny and everybody sleeps well at night.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I just read this entire thread... I haven't laughed this damn hard in a long time. There are no words.

Apparently there are 20. :lol

Kidding.

[beirmeistr]

When Manu visits Notre Dame, Quasimoto has a perfect back.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

:lmao This is a great thread. truly creative shit, especially the original ones more specific to Manu's game. i.e. hair :lol

[MrChug]

spur in exile is owning this thread

...

[MrChug]

Manu Ginobili owns this thread. :lol

^^^^Does that mean that S.I.E. is Manu Ginobili!?!?!?!?! :elephant

[Solid D]

Manu is the one who TOLD Notre Dame football coach Dan Devine to "put Rudy in!"

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Manu is the one who TOLD Notre Dame football coach Dan Devine to "put Rudy in!":lol

[spurschick]

Manu fought the law and Manu won.










Sorry... feeble attempt.

[Solid D]

Manu fought the law and Manu won.










Sorry... feeble attempt.

I'll laugh :lol

Sooo....whatever happened with those 2 tickets?
:smokin

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu fought the law and Manu won.










Sorry... feeble attempt.

The reason no evidence of WMDs was ever found is because Manu Ginobili has never been to Iraq.

[Solid D]

The reason no evidence of WMDs was ever found is because Manu Ginobili has never been to Iraq.

Dude, Johnny - you and I are on the same wavelength. I was just trying to think of one for the WMDs but I went the Rudy approach instead.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Popular opinion is that Black Friday is so named because it is the biggest shopping day of the year and sales from that day push retailers into profits for the year. The actual reason is that was the day Manu Ginobili first donned a Spurs road jersey.

[spurschick]

I'll laugh :lol

Sooo....whatever happened with those 2 tickets?
:smokin

Nothing yet... there seems to be a few interested.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

T'was a dark day for breakfast cereals the day Manu Ginobili's bowl of Rice Krispies snapped, crackled and popped, but did not rock. The fourth character was never spoken of again.

[E20]

Good game by Manu, but it's only 25 points and I'm aware the way he got those 25 points was the hard/Ginobili way.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili once said "Boo" to NorCal510. He's been white as a sheet ever since.

[aaronstampler]

When George W. Bush said that "God wants me to be to President" Manu did a spit take and yelled, "The hell I do."

Still, Manu let him win. He figured that going down as THE WORST PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME would be a better punishment for his insolence than simply losing the election and being forgotten.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manu Ginobili is currently involved in a civil lawsuit against Grande Communications for misuse of the name of his right testicle.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Manu Ginobili once said "Boo" to NorCal510. He's been white as a sheet ever since.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao!!

[beirmeistr]

Manu Ginobili designed the NBA logo with himself as the model, but he thought it was the worst graphic design ever and sold it to Jerry West.
The original Manu logo wouldn't stay upright---it kept falling.

[whottt]

I thought Ditka was a tight end???


He was...until he met Manu.

[beirmeistr]

He was...until he met Manu.
That's hilarious.

[whottt]

The original Manu logo wouldn't stay upright---it kept falling.


Manu's logo didn't keep falling down...the earth kept falling up.

[angel_luv]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Props to you all. :)

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Manu's logo didn't keep falling down...the earth kept falling up.
:lol nice

[SKINNYPIMP210]

Manu Ginoblili Doesn't Wear A Condom, Because There Is No Such Thing As Protection From Manu Ginobili.

Manu Ginobili's Watch Doesn't Have Any Numbers On It. It Simply Says, "time To Kick Some Ass!"

Ginobili Was The One Who Let The Dogs Out

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok, i thought long and hard about this one. so here it goes.


Manu Stops. Collaborates. And Listens.


eh. it made me laugh. plus i woke up to type the damn thing.

[phyzik]

Manu was origionally scripted into the "Game of Death" with Bruce Lee at the final fifth level.... but having Bruce Lee beat him would have been too unbelievable.... so they got Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

rumor says Manu got pissed and was the real reason Bruce Lee died.













I Love Bruce Lee BTW....

[whottt]

Wind is caused because air is afraid of Manu.



When the guys in Rush were trying to come up with a name for the band Manu said, "hurry".


Yoko didn't beak up the Beatles, they heard a rumor Manu might release an album.


The Zeppelin in Led Zeppelin isn't really made of Lead, it's just that Manu is in the Zeppelin and feeling heavy, or should I say, the heavy in the Zeppelin is feeling Manu :smokin


John Wayne played cowboys, Babe Ruth played baseball, and Walter Payton played football, because Manu didn't.


Jordan played basketball because Manu said too.


Q: Which came first the chicken or the egg?

A: Manu, and then he told the chicken and the egg when it was ok for them to cum.


Superman can fly because there may come a day when Manu gets mad at him.


And....

The big bang never happened, the only reason the Universe is expanding is because the Universe knows what's good for it and is trying to stay the fuck out of Manu's way.

[phyzik]

Jet engines, Helicopters and any other type of flight is just a government coverup.... Manu makes everything fly by his sheer willpower.

[phyzik]

The Star Wars movies where based on a true story.... Manu's life..... except he killed Darth Vader, bested Yoda, killed Jar Jar and made Obiwan his padawan all in one movie preview.

[phyzik]

New coke wasnt a conspiracy... Manu got pissed and kicked their asses, forcing them to make classic coke again.

[phyzik]

The only reason the mathmatical constant of Pi exists is because Manu kicked the numbers ass so hard he forced it into infinity.

[phyzik]

Many people often wonder why the bubbles in Guinnes beer travel down instead of up like all other beers..... Its because Manu kicked the shit out of Guinnes because it's a beer that taste like coffee..... thats not beer according to Manu.

[phyzik]

Mario would have never made it across the first jump in "Super Mario" if he wasnt trained by Manu.

[phyzik]

The game Doom was a True story..... Manu was the one that went to the moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, to stop the demons all by himself.... none of them survived his wrath.

[phyzik]

The newest Duke Nukem game has been in developement so long because 3DRealms is still trying to get Manu to play the part.... Manu refuses because Duke Nukem is too much of a wussy character.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

The big bang never happened, the only reason the Universe is expanding is because the Universe knows what's good for it and is trying to stay the fuck out of Manu's way.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

[phyzik]

Benjamin Franklin didnt learn about electricity by tying a key to a kite and flying it in a storm.... he just handed a key to Manu and electricity was created.

[phyzik]

Gravity never existed, the apple only fell from the tree because Manu wanted it to.

[phyzik]

Woman was only created because Manu was tired of owning men at the time... Manu was the one that tore the rib out of Adams chest.

[phyzik]

Manu is the true reason for this.....

http://www.crypticsin.com/parental_advisory_explicit_lyrics_op_800x600.jpg

[whottt]

Sharks swim in the ocean because Manu doesn't.

[jmard5]

Ginobili does not flop. Everyone around him just flip 45 degrees.

[carina_gino20]

when manu falls down, he doesn't get floor burns, the floor gets manu burns.

[LilMissSPURfect]

Definitions of GINOBILI:

* adjective: inspiring awe or admiration or wonder



MANU THE MAGNIFICIENT! :toast

[beirmeistr]

Be all you can be. Be Manu.

[beirmeistr]

Manu is an Army of 1.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Manu once flopped his way out of a speeding ticket.

Manu's voice has no echo, because all other echoes in the world are the result of Manu yelling back at people.

Manu has a lifetime ban from all Lego facilities, because when Manu is around all blocks magically turn into charges.

[nkdlunch]

holy shit this shit is still going???


allright.....



When Manu fucks a prostitute, she pays him

[beirmeistr]

When Manu goes bullfighting, the Bull waves the cape.

[beirmeistr]

When the infant Manu was born, the delivering physician was initially charged with a flagrant foul. Instant replay revealed that the infant Manu had flopped. The nurse was credited with an assist.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

If you rearrange the letters in the name of former vice president Spiro Agnew you can spell "grow a penis". If you rearrange the letters in Manu Ginobili's name Manu Ginobili will kick the crap out of you.

[smeagol]

ducks is wondering why isn't there a thread such as this one when Tony plays the way Manu did :lol

[celldweller]

It's not a bald spot, it's MANU's third eye!!

[xamila rey]

It's not a bald spot, it's MANU's third eye!!
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[AFBlue]

If you rearrange the letters in the name of former vice president Spiro Agnew you can spell "grow a penis". If you rearrange the letters in Manu Ginobili's name Manu Ginobili will kick the crap out of you.

:lol ....nice

and educational

[Martin R]

ARE YOU A SORE LOSER ?
WOMEN/MEN DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO YOU ?
NEED A NEW LIFE ?

CALL NOW : 0800-IMSICK-GINOBILI

and relax.

........although your life will remain the same, loser............at least you'll enjoy watching basketball everytime !!!

[Spurminator]

Manu could go left on an American roundabout.

[Spurminator]

Manu once flopped so convincingly on the opening jump ball that the officials gave six fouls to each player on the opposing team, effectively forfeiting the game in the Spurs' favor. This ruling was upheld by David Stern.

[Spurminator]

Manu once made a steal, an assist and a three-pointer simultaneously.

[smeagol]

Manu once made a "bleal" (what team was that against?)

[E20]

Manu once made a "bleal" (what team was that against?)
Was it that block against Pau Gasol in 2003.

[smeagol]

Was it that block against Pau Gasol in 2003.
I don't think so. It is in one of the Manu videos floating around the www. I'm sure Solid and other memorious posters remember. I think Sean made a comment how it was a mix between a block and a steal.

[TMTTRIO]

I think it was against the Kings

[Solid D]

The bleal was against Kevin Martin when Kevin was a rookie.

[smeagol]

The bleal was against Kevin Martin when Kevin was a rookie.
Damm you're good!

[Phenomanul]

Chuck Norris fears no one, or fears nothing.

But one day while looking in the mirror he saw Manu's image.... Norris collapsed and vowed never to produce another Walker Texas Ranger episode again....

[Phenomanul]

The bleal was against Kevin Martin when Kevin was a rookie.


The same game where he made that sick scoop shot on Brad Miller...

[smeagol]

Manu once posted in the political forum how GWB rules . . . and boutons and nbadan agreed.

[E20]

Ginobili needs his beard back.


If dyed it blond, we'd have Jesus.

[Phenomanul]

Manu once posted in the political forum how GWB rules . . . and boutons and nbadan agreed.

:lol :lol

This is by far the most outrageous power anyone here has given Manu....

I'd believe every other one-liner before I believed this one.... :p:

[jmard5]

Ginobili was never born a lefty. He willed it.

Ginobili taught David Robinson, Beno Udrih, NVE, Nate Archibald, Larry Bird, Calbert Cheaney, Chris Mullen, Bill Russell, Bill Walton and Lenny Wilkins and Lamar Odom to be lefties.

[smeagol]

Manu once had a debate with chump until chump was left without a one liner come back.

[smeagol]

Manu converted Manny and Scott to Christianity

(and Pheno to Catholicism :spin )

[smeagol]

Manu said "Do it!" and all the Argentines b-ball fans fell in love with Tony Parker.

[smeagol]

After a wave of Manu's right hand, whottt never posted more than three words per post.

[carina_gino20]

no one can resist manu. that's why he married many.

[smeagol]

When Manu lets his afro grow, even Ben Wallace cuts his hair.

[phyzik]

There are 20' alligators in every cities sewer system that has an NBA team because they drink manu's urine when he comes to play in their city.

[E20]

I thought Larry Bird was right handed.

[phyzik]

I thought Larry Bird was right handed.

He was..... Manu told him to play left handed or retire...... We all know his decision.

[phyzik]

A TONED DOWN version of Manu when he is mad....

http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/fu/video/xnwva_the-most-powerful-kung-fu-man

Lesson: Dont piss off Manu.....

[Sec24Row7]

Manu is actually right handed. He plays left handed to try and make it fair.

[AFFT]

In E=MC², M is for Manu.




"Manu doesn't play basketball. He makes basketball."

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

There are 20' alligators in every cities sewer system that has an NBA team because they drink manu's urine when he comes to play in their city.
The city of LA tried to pass a bill for that "from sewage to tap water" purification process after they realized Manu would visit at least 3,4 times a year when playing the clippers, Lakers-- thus likely to take a dump in the city of LA every 6 months.

[smeagol]

When a brawl broke at the Palace between Spurs and Pistons players, the fans through glasses of beer at Rasheed, Hamilton, Prince and Billups.

[angel_luv]

no one can resist manu. that's why he married many.


haha- that was cute. :)

[samikeyp]

Manu made Manny shop at Wal-Mart.......


and like it! :)

[Phenomanul]

Manu made Manny shop at Wal-Mart.......


and like it! :)


:lmao

[Manudona]

OK...no one can google chuck norris no more...time for NEW ones...getting rid of all chuck ones in a single shot

:lmao

Chuck Norris? Manu had followers way before Chuck, and far more, and they were talking of him way before, and treated him like the god he is. What? You do not believe me? Check this out

The Laws of Manu (http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/manu/manu01.htm)

Here you have the beginning of this Sacred Text


1. The great sages approached Manu, who was seated with a collected mind, and, having duly worshipped him, spoke as follows:

And this is real, not the crap you guys put together :P

[ATX Spur]

Manudona? :lmao Let me guess, you're from Argentina?

[WalterBenitez]

Manu Ginobili is not only a noun, but a verb, too.
I ginobilise?
he/she/it ginobilises? :oops

[WalterBenitez]

When Manu lets his afro grow, even Ben Wallace cuts his hair.
:downspin:

[WalterBenitez]

Manu cured Tim's plantar fasciitis just by looking at him. He tought Tony how to shoot just by touching him. Nazr Mohammad asked Manu to help him catch the ball and Manu ordered Pop to let him go in the offseason. There are some miracles even Manu cannot perform.

:worthy:

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Manu doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Manu DOES know what Willis is talkin about.

[Phenomanul]

Chuck Norris? Manu had followers way before Chuck, and far more, and they were talking of him way before, and treated him like the god he is. What? You do not believe me? Check this out



Norris jokes have been around since before the internet buddy...

[Manudona]

Norris jokes have been around since before the internet buddy...

Phenomanu The Laws of Manu! Is like a God worshiped by millions since before Chuck Norris was even born, hey, even before Manu was born :P

[MrChug]

Before Manu got a hold of him in the Finals, they called Detroit's shooting guard "Slight Tear" Hamilton.

[Solid D]

Tony Parker couldn't have stopped Manu today!

:smokin

[smeagol]

Tony Parker couldn't have stopped Manu today!

:smokin
Solid, you've become ducks public enemy #1

[Greg Oden]

I can stop him.

[Dex]

Manu put Humpty-Dumpty back together again. Then drew a charge on him.

[Greg Oden]

Manu put Humpty-Dumpty back together again. Then drew a charge on him.


he probably flopped on that charge.

[IceColdBrewski]

Solid, you've become ducks public enemy #1

Manu shits bigger than Ducks.

[carina_gino20]

bump... :spin

[spurschick]

bump... :spin


:lol I was just thinking the same thing.

[Guh-No-Bleee!!!]

Guh, Guh, Guh, Guh-No-Bleee!!!!!!!!

[spurschick]

what is the record for most points off the bench? consecutive points off the bench?

I'm not sure about bench, but FSN showed that Manu leads for most consecutive points in a quarter this season with 19. Behind him are Nash, LeBron, Redd and Arenas.

[milkyway21]

I'm not sure about bench, but FSN showed that Manu leads for most consecutive points in a quarter this season with 19. Behind him are Nash, LeBron, Redd and Arenas.whoa, that's nice Spurschick :ihit

6th-man!, 6th man!

[kalikot_boy_kr]

wow! at manu!!!!!

[aaronstampler]

I'm not sure about bench, but FSN showed that Manu leads for most consecutive points in a quarter this season with 19. Behind him are Nash, LeBron, Redd and Arenas.

He didn't have 19 consecutive points in the 2nd, he had 16. He had 24 straight Spurs points though, the last eight of the 1st and the first 16 of the 2nd.

As for consecutive points for both teams combined, Gino had 13, the last two of the 1st and the first eleven of the 2nd, before Joe Johnson scored.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Man, I wish I had been following the play by play. Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili,

[aaronstampler]

whoa, that's nice Spurschick :ihit

6th-man!, 6th man!

I think Manu is still recognized as a starter for most of the league. He has started the majority of their games. The award is probably David Lee or Leandro Barbosa's.

[carina_gino20]

Man, I wish I had been following the play by play. Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili, Manu Ginobili,

1st Q:
2:27 Ginobili Driving Layup Shot: Made (2 PTS) [SAS 17-14]
1:49 Ginobili Driving Layup Shot: Made (4 PTS) [SAS 19-15]
0:56 Ginobili Layup Shot: Made (6 PTS) [SAS 21-17]
0:11 Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 2 (7 PTS) [SAS 22-21]
0:11 Ginobili Free Throw 2 of 2 (8 PTS) [SAS 23-21]

2nd Q:
11:49 Ginobili Driving Layup Shot: Made (10 PTS) [SAS 25-21]
11:49 Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 1 (11 PTS) [SAS 26-21]
11:25 Ginobili Jump Shot: Made (13 PTS) [SAS 28-21]
11:07 Ginobili Driving Layup Shot: Made (15 PTS) [SAS 30-21]
11:07 Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 1 (16 PTS) [SAS 31-21]
10:48 Ginobili 3pt Shot: Made (19 PTS) [SAS 34-21]
10:05 Ginobili Layup Shot: Made (21 PTS) [SAS 36-23]
9:40 Ginobili Free Throw 1 of 3 (22 PTS) [SAS 37-23]
9:40 Ginobili Free Throw 2 of 3 (23 PTS) [SAS 38-23]
9:40 Ginobili Free Throw 3 of 3 (24 PTS) [SAS 39-23]