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Cant_Be_Faded
09-13-2008, 12:32 AM
ROFL Fox News has a huge red box that says "HURRICANE IKE" taking up a fifth of the screen for no reason, even during commercials.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 12:36 AM
:lol oh shit Chuck Norris taking in evacuees!

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 12:37 AM
Man, why does Fox News have so much crap on the screen instead of the main video? I feel like I'm watching the Ow! My Balls channel from Idiocracy.

All the crap on the screen has become one of my biggest pet peeves of recent years.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 12:37 AM
Why didn't they send Chuck in there to kick Ike's ass?

Cant_Be_Faded
09-13-2008, 12:37 AM
Manny, explain to me where this 20 ft wall of water is relative to the eye, and when its gonna hit

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 12:37 AM
Why didn't they send Chuck in there to kick Ike's ass?

That's what I wondered. One roundhouse kick to the eyewall, and Ike would be done for.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:38 AM
:lol oh shit Chuck Norris taking in evacuees!

Tough meets classy!

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:39 AM
Manny, explain to me where this 20 ft wall of water is relative to the eye, and when its gonna hit

Its usually east of the eye. Port A is probably going to get worst storm surge than Galveston. Most of Galveston island is already underwater and they've got about 14-15 feet of surge right now. HIgh tide is also not for 2 1/2 more hours which will add to the surge as well.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 12:39 AM
:lol



people in galveston are calling to be rescued right now.


classic.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 12:40 AM
Can we get back to talking about Jekka?

All this pounding talk...

:lol

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:40 AM
:lol



people in galveston are calling to be rescued right now.


classic.

Yeah as jaded as I am I don't find that funny. Hope there are no kids out there with these idiot parents.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:41 AM
Can we get back to talking about Jekka?

All this pounding talk...

:lol

Oh dude. Deathwish. :ihit:ihit:ihit:ihit

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 12:41 AM
Seriously, this is ricockulous.

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4210/tv2008091300354900nh0.jpg

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 12:41 AM
Yeah as jaded as I am I don't find that funny. Hope there are no kids out there with these idiot parents.



the kids are the only ones I dont laugh at. These other people are dumber than dirt and get what they deserve.

Cry Havoc
09-13-2008, 12:42 AM
25 ft. storm surge reported in Galveston via KSAT 12 news.

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 12:42 AM
Can we get back to talking about Jekka?

All this pounding talk...

:lol


Seriously, this is ricockulous.




How can I possibly point out that all I got from these two posts was "pounding" and "cock" without sounding like RashoFan?

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 12:43 AM
Manny, explain to me where this 20 ft wall of water is relative to the eye, and when its gonna hit

It's not a "wall of water"

Right now as the right wall hits the hurricane is about to start working like a giant pump that will keep pushing huge amounts of water into the bay with nowhere for all that water to go except up and out into the surrounding low lying areas...

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 12:43 AM
Yeah as jaded as I am I don't find that funny. Hope there are no kids out there with these idiot parents.

You know there are kids still out there. I saw at least 3 in that sweep of the cot set up at Ball Highschool...you know there are a lot more people with children in their homes. Ignorant people, but their kids are suffering for it. :(

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 12:43 AM
the kids are the only ones I dont laugh at. These other people are dumber than dirt and get what they deserve.

I don't know if I want to take my chances with those bloodlines. ;)

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 12:44 AM
How can I possibly point out that all I got from these two posts was "pounding" and "cock" without sounding like RashoFan?

:lmao

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 12:44 AM
I don't know if I want to take my chances with those bloodlines. ;)



well yes odds are the kids would wind up just as fucking dumb as their parents.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 12:44 AM
25 ft. storm surge reported in Galveston via KSAT 12 news.

Man, how are they even measuring it right now with no light?

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 12:45 AM
the kids are the only ones I dont laugh at. These other people are dumber than dirt and get what they deserve.

Agreed. Wheat from the chaff situation, as far as I'm concerned.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 12:46 AM
Can they please stop with the fucking emails about Geraldo?

Jekka
09-13-2008, 12:46 AM
How can I possibly point out that all I got from these two posts was "pounding" and "cock" without sounding like RashoFan?

:lol awesome.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 12:46 AM
Man, how are they even measuring it right now with no light?

they tie together 5 dumb morons and stack them up to measure it.



wherever it hits, they measure from there.


come on now bb!

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 12:47 AM
C'mon god. I want to see Anderson Cooper look up and go "FUCK! There's that fucking freighter! RUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!"

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 12:47 AM
Can they please stop with the fucking emails about Geraldo?



my email would simply say:


Is Geraldo dead yet?

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 12:47 AM
This is just bullfuck... I take time to read the documentation for my TV viewer (DScaler), take a screencap, search my hard drives to see where DScaler dumps the capture to, compress it to JPEG in Photoshop, upload it to imageshack, and it ends up as the last fucking post on the page so no one even sees it!

:pctoss

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 12:48 AM
all I got was "pounding" and "cock"

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 12:50 AM
This is just bullfuck... I take time to read the documentation for my TV viewer (DScaler), take a screencap, search my hard drives to see where DScaler dumps the capture to, compress it to JPEG in Photoshop, upload it to imageshack, and it ends up as the last fucking post on the page so no one even sees it!

:pctoss

Oh, I saw it, but it made considerably less of an impression than "recockulous."

RashoFan
09-13-2008, 12:51 AM
How can I possibly point out that all I got from these two posts was "pounding" and "cock" without sounding like RashoFan?

Awwww, at least I am on someone's mind :dramaquee

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:51 AM
I saw it dude. But I was too busy watching Rashof...I mean CF.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:52 AM
OMG YOU STUPID BITCH THERE WAS NO EWRC. God these bitches on fox piss me off because she has no right being called a met she's just a good looking piece of ass fox uses for ratings.

She's weatherass. Thats what she is. Weatherass.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 12:52 AM
What is DD a size 1? 2?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 12:53 AM
OMG YOU STUPID BITCH THERE WAS NO EWRC. God these bitches on fox piss me off because she has no right being called a met she's just a good looking piece of ass fox uses for ratings.

She's weatherass. Thats what she is. Weatherass.

You mean she's talking?

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 12:53 AM
I decided about 9 o'clock to drink a beer every time a newscaster said "hunker down".

Got a good fuckin buzz workin.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 12:53 AM
This is just bullfuck... I take time to read the documentation for my TV viewer (DScaler), take a screencap, search my hard drives to see where DScaler dumps the capture to, compress it to JPEG in Photoshop, upload it to imageshack, and it ends up as the last fucking post on the page so no one even sees it!

:pctoss

It was post #1014. How would that end up last on anyone's page, no matter how they had their preferences set?

But yeah, it sucks to be the last post on the page.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:54 AM
Dude. I want to jump through my TV and choke this bitch.

"Yeah - it might be coming in a different direction but its going to be a counter clockwise. We'll have to figure that out once it happens."

Jesus fucking christ. I want to kill her.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:55 AM
I decided about 9 o'clock to drink a beer every time a newscaster said "hunker down".

Got a good fuckin buzz workin.

Oh dude awesome drinking game. Another would be take a shot everytime Geraldo fell on his ass.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 12:55 AM
:lol @ "Weatherass"

Anybody hear about that restaurant in downtown Houston burning to the ground?

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 12:55 AM
I saw it dude. But I was too busy watching Rashof...I mean CF.

:depressed

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:56 AM
God - I'm watching Fox to laugh at Geraldo but they're so fucking bad at reporting facts taht it hurts. I mean I always thought they did it on purpose, but watching them butcher weather facts - its not like Dems are behind weather facts - makes me think that the station is just completely run but fucking idiots who don't know any better.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 12:56 AM
OMG YOU STUPID BITCH THERE WAS NO EWRC. God these bitches on fox piss me off because she has no right being called a met she's just a good looking piece of ass fox uses for ratings.

She's weatherass. Thats what she is. Weatherass.

Okay, guess I'm finally changing the channel to Fox now.

EDIT: Wha-, it's Geraldo, no weatherass. :depressed

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 12:57 AM
Nooooooooooo. Not the picnic table!

Douche. Too bad the Geraldo Death Watch is postponed for a few hours.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 12:58 AM
my email would simply say:


Is Geraldo dead yet?

I emailed and asked them not to cut away if Geraldo gets killed. I wonder if they'll read it.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:58 AM
Tim Gerber

"Hunkered down"

DRINK CC DRINK

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 12:59 AM
I emailed and asked them not to cut away if Geraldo gets killed. I wonder if they'll read it.

:lmao

Cry Havoc
09-13-2008, 12:59 AM
Dude. I want to jump through my TV and choke this bitch.

"Yeah - it might be coming in a different direction but its going to be a counter clockwise. We'll have to figure that out once it happens."

Jesus fucking christ. I want to kill her.

Dude, chill. You can never predict these annular hurricanes correctly. :lol

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 12:59 AM
Brick wall from the Holiday Inn in Galveston coming down.

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:00 AM
OK...watching the radar and this bitch just turned the corner...the bay pumps are officially turned on. Fixing to get very ugly very fast.

Jekka
09-13-2008, 01:00 AM
I decided about 9 o'clock to drink a beer every time a newscaster said "hunker down".

Got a good fuckin buzz workin.

I've been unconsciously doing that all evening with hot toddies for my allergy attack!

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:01 AM
Holy shit. Brennan's is on fire?

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:02 AM
Holy shit. Brennan's is on fire?

The Fire Dept. say they are on "defensive" mode, meaning they are just trying to keep it from spreading.

Edit: Now they are saying that the fire fighters ARE indeed trying to put water on it and take it out.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:02 AM
I've been unconsciously doing that all evening with hot toddies for my allergy attack!


Unconsciously?

That's amazing.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:03 AM
Man, how big of a douche do you have to be to get your job because you're Geraldo's brother?

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:04 AM
"In terms of the rest of your career, how bad is this one?"

Jekka
09-13-2008, 01:04 AM
Unconsciously?

That's amazing.

Fine. subconsciously. Seriously, several shots of brandy going here.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:04 AM
Unconscious is the end. Subconscious is the means.

Jekka
09-13-2008, 01:06 AM
I think we should drink every time they say "Poop Deck" on Fox News.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:06 AM
I think we should drink every time they say "Poop Deck" on Fox News.

:lol I was just going to comment on that, how funny is hearing that on TV

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Smart Texans. Not like those dumb New Orleansians.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:08 AM
i just put it on fox to see some of this stupidity...


this is amazing, these interviews on fox from these fucking morons in galveston.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:08 AM
Its "depissatating" interesting...

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:08 AM
They are lucky that the eye wall is starting to move a little right.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:09 AM
The surge is "lapping" at my feet :lmao

What a fucking douchebag.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:09 AM
WTF did that guy say? Was he making up words?

Disisatating?

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:09 AM
Geraldo is back on!


Too bad the eye is over him right now.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:09 AM
Its "depissatating" interesting...

I think those guys are all half-crocked. :lol

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
"something vury vury baad" like I said before...cream of the crop.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
Why can't that Palm tree collapse on this pompous melodramatic windbag?

td4mvp21
09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
I still can't believe 40% of Galveston didn't evacuate :wow

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
Shut The Fuck Up Geraldo.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
I think those guys are all half-crocked. :lol

I thought it was half-cocked?

:)

Hey its 1 am eastern, they are desperate for video :lol

Jekka
09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
I wish Geraldo's mustache would fly off and strangle him. What a fuckwit.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:11 AM
Why can't that Palm tree collapse on this pompous melodramatic windbag?

I'd rather have that palm slap him in the face. Repeatedly.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:11 AM
is geraldo trying to wax poetic?

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:11 AM
I wish Geraldo's mustache would fly off and strangle him. What a fuckwit.

:lmao

I'd love to read the news story on that

"Reporter strangled by 'stache"

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:11 AM
I'd rather have that palm slap him in the face. Repeatedly.

Touche my friend...

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:11 AM
Damn... they're not reading my fucking email!



If Geraldo gets smashed in the face by a piece of debris or he gets sucked into the Gulf, please don't cut away. This Geraldo death watch is great!

Love
baseline

Pistons < Spurs
09-13-2008, 01:11 AM
Holy Crap Geraldo!!!! Shut the FUCK up!

He uses a heck of a lot of words to say absolutely nothing.

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:12 AM
I wish Geraldo's mustache would fly off and strangle him. What a fuckwit.

That would be awesome. Consciously AND subconsciously.

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:12 AM
Clear Lake/NASA/Kemah is definitely catching the shit now.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:12 AM
Damn... they're not reading my fucking email!

:lmao nice.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:12 AM
is geraldo trying to wax poetic?

:lmao

Thats all he did during Gustav.

Do you remember the fucking video with the guy in the water pushing away the gas tank, thinking the guy was accidentally in the water when he really was in it on PURPOSE!!

:lmao

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:12 AM
Joe, KSATS coverage has been great. Props.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
Awwww...

George Gervin's Afro
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
My friends I am in Fort Bend County right now half way through the storm. We are hanging in there.....Ever seen rain going sideways? Awesome sight but scary in the same sense

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
Clear Lake/NASA/Kemah is definitely catching the shit now.

Shame.

That boardwalk is a nice family area.

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
That guy is far too proud of his chunk of asphalt.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
:lmao

Thats all he did during Gustav.

Do you remember the fucking video with the guy in the water pushing away the gas tank, thinking the guy was accidentally in the water when he really was in it on PURPOSE!!

:lmao



i dont watch this piece of shit channel. I just want to see Geraldo die.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
Why can't that Palm tree collapse on this pompous melodramatic windbag?

LOL awesome.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:13 AM
I thought it was half-cocked?

:)

Half-cocked = half-baked

Half-crocked = half-drunk



Hey its 1 am eastern, they are desperate for video :lol
It's actually past 2 a.m. eastern now.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:14 AM
i dont watch this piece of shit channel. I just want to see Geraldo die.

Patience.

We're all here for the same reason.

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:14 AM
LOL awesome.

:lmao

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:15 AM
Joe, KSATS coverage has been great. Props.

You can actually hear the wind howling on their coverage right now, fascinating!

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:15 AM
LOL awesome.

Knew you'd like that sunshine.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:15 AM
Joe, KSATS coverage has been great. Props.

I'll pass that along. Thanks.

Jozannah's about to come back... don't know if they roped her to Newsstar yet.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:16 AM
You know if Geraldo dies, his brother will get a two-hour uninterrupted monologue.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:16 AM
You can actually hear the wind howling on their coverage right now, fascinating!

Anyone got a link to this?

I'd like to watch this instead of fake stache boy.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:16 AM
You can actually hear the wind howling on their coverage right now, fascinating!

That's Blaze standing behind the camera.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:16 AM
Why can't that Palm tree collapse on this pompous melodramatic windbag?

:lmao

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
Anyone got a link to this?

I'd like to watch this instead of fake stache boy.

http://www.ksat.com/video/17460791/index.html

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
I'll pass that along. Thanks.

Jozannah's about to come back... don't know if they roped her to Newsstar yet.

Is Steve Browne in full weather nerd mode?

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
I can somewhat understand the "storm tracker" information on the right side of the screen, but what's the purpose of the huge bar at the bottom of the screen? Why would I need to know that there's live coverage online when I'm watching live coverage on TV?

Sense
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
So far here in Lufkin it's quiet as hell... nothing's happenin..

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
Half-cocked = half-baked

Half-crocked = half-drunk


It's actually past 2 a.m. eastern now.


Apologies.

Thanks for the lingo lesson, didn't know there was such a thing as half-crocked.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:17 AM
http://www.ksat.com/video/17460791/index.html

WTF? They want a username and password.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:18 AM
Holy crap joe tell them to cut away from Josanna and show the fire!!!

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:18 AM
Anyone got a link to this?

I'd like to watch this instead of fake stache boy.
http://www.ksat.com/video/17460791/index.html


That's Blaze standing behind the camera.

:lol

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:18 AM
Damn, Brennan's going down is depressing...

Could the owner have set it on fire on purpose to collect the insurance money?

George Gervin's Afro
09-13-2008, 01:18 AM
I am in houston right now! I am providing you guys a real time report!

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:18 AM
Brennans is burning big time!

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:19 AM
Damn, Brennan's going down is depressing...

Could the owner have set it on fire on purpose to collect the insurance money?

Probably power line

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:19 AM
Oh - they are saying it was probably a blown transformer

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:19 AM
I am in houston right now! I am providing you guys a real time report!

Where the fuck is your webcam!!?!?!?!?!?

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:20 AM
What's Brennans? At least it's not Ninfa's on fire.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:20 AM
And there were people in there, oh man!

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:20 AM
I ate at Brennan's 30 years ago. Oh, well.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:20 AM
i wish i were in houston right now.


or better yet throwing Geraldo into the Gulf while in Galveston.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:20 AM
WTF? They want a username and password.

Sorry... I clipped the preview link. Make sure it says "www" instead of "preview."

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:21 AM
For real, you aren't shit if you don't have a hurricam going.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:21 AM
What's Brennans? At least it's not Ninfa's on fire.

http://www.brennanshouston.com/

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:21 AM
"I got pelted in the forehead - something whacked me!"

-Geraldo 2008


LOL @ this still

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:21 AM
Sorry... I clipped the preview link. Make sure it says "www" instead of "preview."

:tu

George Gervin's Afro
09-13-2008, 01:21 AM
Where the fuck is your webcam!!?!?!?!?!?

I am on the floor in my living room. I do not what tget hit if soemthing flied through my windows.. eye is moving over galveston right now..

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:22 AM
Is Steve Browne in full weather nerd mode?

All the weather guys are. Honore just went home. Roldan's been here since about midnight and weather producer Brian is probably going home sometime Sunday.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:22 AM
I am on the floor in my living room. I do not what tget hit if soemthing flied through my windows.. eye is moving over galveston right now..

Dude - your live report sucks!

"Wind is calm in between the coach and the futon"

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:22 AM
I can somewhat understand the "storm tracker" information on the right side of the screen, but what's the purpose of the huge bar at the bottom of the screen? Why would I need to know that there's live coverage online when I'm watching live coverage on TV?

Fuck this stupid graphic of the hurricane going up through the map that repeats every 1/10 of a second. Fox has by far the best video, why the fuck can't they show it in full?

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:23 AM
All the weather guys are. Honore just went home. Roldan's been here since about midnight and weather producer Brian is probably going home sometime Sunday.

LOL Thats so fucking awesome man.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:23 AM
I should turn on my Ustream from the newsroom.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:23 AM
I am on the floor in my living room. I do not what tget hit if soemthing flied through my windows.. eye is moving over galveston right now..



oh come on!


go outside and give us the real details!

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:23 AM
GG's Fro, don't you have a cell phone cam or something? You're never getting a Pulitzer this way.

George Gervin's Afro
09-13-2008, 01:23 AM
:(
Dude - your live report sucks!

"Wind is calm in between the coach and the futon"

Isn't it lacking?


:(

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:24 AM
Fuck this stupid graphic of the hurricane going up through the map that repeats every 1/10 of a second. Fox has by far the best video, why the fuck can't they show it in full?

Because forcing you to scoot up two inches from your screen to stare at a moving postage stamp increases the chances of successful zombification.

George Gervin's Afro
09-13-2008, 01:24 AM
GG's Fro, don't you have a cell phone cam or something? You're never getting a Pulitzer this way.

I'll give it a shot

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:24 AM
LOL, dude is lying on the floor posting to SpursTalk. At least we know he's still got power.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:24 AM
this fucking eye needs to pass over galveston so geraldo can get fucking blown away.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:24 AM
I just learned we didn't have the technology in 1900 that we have today.

Thanks, Geraldo.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:25 AM
Dude - your live report sucks!

"Wind is calm in between the coach and the futon"

:lol

Seriously, GG'sA....if you still have internet and power? Hook us up!

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:25 AM
My favorite thing is the duct tape "TV" on the side of the trucks.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:25 AM
LOL @ Geraldo shielding his eyes and looking for stars...

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:25 AM
Read my fucking email Fox douchebag!

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-13-2008, 01:25 AM
LOL, dude is lying on the floor posting to SpursTalk. At least we know he's still got power.

That's dedication.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:25 AM
You can see how high that water is on the sea wall. Its not even windy right now.

LOL - Can you see stars Geraldo?

"I can see the hotel!!!!"

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:26 AM
Looking for stars is the dumbest thing I've seen yet.

At least a close second to dississatating.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:26 AM
Read my fucking email Fox douchebag!

What's the email addy again?

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:26 AM
GGA stay safe bro! :lol Don't go out into the wind if you don't want to.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:27 AM
Can you see stars?

"uhhhh I can see the hotel"

LMAO LMAO LMAO

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:27 AM
GGA stay safe bro! :lol Don't go out into the wind if you don't want to.

Fuck that. I want our own Geraldo.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:27 AM
http://twitter.com/joeruiz/statuses/919860324

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:27 AM
GGA stay safe bro! :lol Don't go out into the wind if you don't want to.

Fuck that. TTIWWP.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:27 AM
Minus the Death Watch, of course.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:28 AM
What's the email addy again?

[email protected] is Geraldo's email.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:28 AM
GGA stay safe bro! :lol Don't go out into the wind if you don't want to.

Don't tell him that, he has to beat out Geraldo and his bro for the pulitzer! There should be no qualms about safety!!!

George Gervin's Afro
09-13-2008, 01:29 AM
someone pm me a cell and I will start sending pictures. very calm right now

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:29 AM
This is awesome getting to watch SA TV!

When your gone from home for 5 months out of the year, this is a nice treat. Thanks Joe.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:29 AM
[email protected]

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:29 AM
Gavelston?

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:29 AM
Weatherass back on Fox!

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:29 AM
my email:

Dear Geraldo,

Are you scared that you will get blown away into the Gulf? And if it happens can Fox please not cut away from that feed please?!?!?!

Das

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:30 AM
http://twitter.com/joeruiz/statuses/919860324

:lol nice joe.

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:30 AM
someone pm me a cell and I will start sending pictures. very calm right now

LOL, I will, since I put you up to it.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:30 AM
I'd show her a surge at the poop deck

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:30 AM
I'd show her a surge at the poop deck

I lol'd.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:30 AM
fuck, no more weatherass :(

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:31 AM
Weatherass back on Fox!

Holy crap! She gave the most mind-emptying smile at the end of her report.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-13-2008, 01:31 AM
my email:

Dear Geraldo,

Are you scared that you will get blown away into the Gulf? And if it happens can Fox please not cut away from that feed please?!?!?!

Das

Wind vs. wind.
Who wins that battle?

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:32 AM
1 19 year old dumbass lost at sea.

Darwin claims anodder.

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:32 AM
Wind vs. wind.
Who wins that battle?

The viewing audience.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:32 AM
I'd show her a surge at the poop deck

And pound the coast until she saw stars.

Jekka
09-13-2008, 01:32 AM
Holy crap! She gave the most mind-emptying smile at the end of her report.

When the teleprompter cuts off the vapid takes over.

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-13-2008, 01:33 AM
The viewing audience.

:clap
:lmao

Nice.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:33 AM
Apparently we have 14mph winds with gusts up to 25mph at the airport...EVERYONE OUTSIDE!

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:33 AM
When the teleprompter cuts off the vapid takes over.

Yeah, well, she didn't even know how to wait until the camera cut away.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:34 AM
where is weathernerd browne.


i want some real in depth nerdness.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:34 AM
Apparently we have 14mph winds with gusts up to 25mph at the airport...EVERYONE OUTSIDE!

ah shit...

My rose bushes are gonna take a beating :(

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:34 AM
And pound the coast until she saw stars.

:lmao

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:35 AM
Joz and Johnny...

http://twitpic.com/img/bccr-3e8f66cc77270680afa66e706a63eb99.48cb5daf.jpg

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:35 AM
i hope i get a little breeze at my house.


then i can turn the ac off for a while.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:35 AM
Hey Das, your the windpower guy,

whats the highest wind speed of one of the wind generators can sustain?


WEATHER NERD ON SCREEN!

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:36 AM
that joz chick seems kinda hot.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:36 AM
More Joz, less Johnny.

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:36 AM
Looking for stars is the dumbest thing I've seen yet.

At least a close second to dississatating.

Actually, I was in Alicia and the eye came right over my house...we got our ass kicked for hours and suddenly *bang* no wind, clear skies, and seagulls flying everywhere...It was about 4 in the afternoon...I could see the entire eye wall 360 degrees going up 40K feet and watched the south wall moving right towards us...walked around, checked shit out, and as it was about there went back inside, locked the door and told the SO and kid to get ready...it was about to hit us from the other side...about 30 seconds later *bam* 90 mph wind and rain from the west.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:36 AM
Did Geraldo write his SS# on his arm?

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:37 AM
Hey Das, your the windpower guy,

whats the highest wind speed of one of the wind generators can sustain?


WEATHER NERD ON SCREEN!



fuck if i know.


winds get a bit severe in west texas. so i'd imagine at least 50 mph if not more.

i assume you are talking about windmills.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:37 AM
Me likey Joz....

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:37 AM
Well, it's Johnny's iPhone...

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:37 AM
Actually, I was in Alicia and the eye came right over my house...we got our ass kicked for hours and suddenly *bang* no wind, clear skies, and seagulls flying everywhere...It was about 4 in the afternoon...I could see the entire eye wall 360 degrees going up 40K feet and watched the south wall moving right towards us...walked around, checked shit out, and as it was about there went back inside, locked the door and told the SO and kid to get ready...it was about to hit us from the other side...about 30 seconds later *bam* 90 mph wind and rain from the west.

Badass. You get any pics?

Oh wait... Alicia was like 30 years ago, wasn't it?

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:38 AM
I sent GG's Fro a PM about sending us pics for our Twitter.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:38 AM
Actually, I was in Alicia and the eye came right over my house...we got our ass kicked for hours and suddenly *bang* no wind, clear skies, and seagulls flying everywhere...It was about 4 in the afternoon...I could see the entire eye wall 360 degrees going up 40K feet and watched the south wall moving right towards us...walked around, checked shit out, and as it was about there went back inside, locked the door and told the SO and kid to get ready...it was about to hit us from the other side...about 30 seconds later *bam* 90 mph wind and rain from the west.

Knowing that you made it out alright, that is really awesome.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
What's the death toll going to be like in this thing?

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
fuck if i know.


winds get a bit severe in west texas. so i'd imagine at least 50 mph if not more.

i assume you are talking about windmills.


Well your a wind power advocate so I assumed you were well versed on the subject :)

Yes Windmills, and I was wondering, if we ever pull our heads out of our butts and put more wind generators out in the windier parts of Texas, if they could survive something like this.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
Badass. You get any pics?

Oh wait... Alicia was like 30 years ago, wasn't it?

:lol They still had cameras 30 years ago....

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
sense, Lufkin is going to be in big danger from tornadoes later.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
What's the death toll going to be like in this thing?

20 thousand were staying in Galveston I think is what I heard.

Best case scenario, half live.

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:39 AM
btw am i gonna actually see anything from this thing in my backyard and when?

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:40 AM
:lol They still had cameras 30 years ago....

Not digital ones though :lol

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:40 AM
Well your a wind power advocate so I assumed you were well versed on the subject :)

Yes Windmills, and I was wondering, if we ever pull our heads out of our butts and put more wind generators out in the windier parts of Texas, if they could survive something like this.



well hurricanes dont really come into west texas so its not really a factor that you would think about.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:40 AM
Not many, but these are some of the pics we've had from today.

http://twitpic.com/photos/ksatweather

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:41 AM
40 mile wide eye.

Dear god...

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:41 AM
Actually, I was in Alicia and the eye came right over my house...we got our ass kicked for hours and suddenly *bang* no wind, clear skies, and seagulls flying everywhere...It was about 4 in the afternoon...I could see the entire eye wall 360 degrees going up 40K feet and watched the south wall moving right towards us...walked around, checked shit out, and as it was about there went back inside, locked the door and told the SO and kid to get ready...it was about to hit us from the other side...about 30 seconds later *bam* 90 mph wind and rain from the west.

Wow dude - that sounds surreal. I would love to experience something the eye of a storm.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:41 AM
20 thousand were staying in Galveston I think is what I heard.

Best case scenario, half live.

That would be like 3x the number that died in Katrina. I can't see it being anywhere near that extreme. Still, I'm guessing they're going to be finding a lot of dumbasses floating face down in the morning.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:42 AM
well hurricanes dont really come into west texas so its not really a factor that you would think about.

Ok forget it, I was meaning in context if we had them built in east texas, or near Corpus Christi, where there is prevelant wind.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:42 AM
Aww still didn't read your email BB...

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:42 AM
Well your a wind power advocate so I assumed you were well versed on the subject :)

Yes Windmills, and I was wondering, if we ever pull our heads out of our butts and put more wind generators out in the windier parts of Texas, if they could survive something like this.

Yes - Winds in west Texas at the top of those things will easily get to 60-70 mph.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:42 AM
That would be like 3x the number that died in Katrina. I can't see it being anywhere near that extreme. Still, I'm guessing they're going to be finding a lot of dumbasses floating face down in the morning.


Yeah I'm praying that the dead beat the odds and live.

I'm just not hopefull that the surge of water tommarow will be mercifull.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:43 AM
Geraldo, you pussy. Get back in the fucking water!

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:43 AM
Ok forget it, I was meaning in context if we had them built in east texas, or near Corpus Christi, where there is prevelant wind.

there isnt the constant wind in any of those areas that is in a place like west texas.

The coast would be more feasible than East Texas which would really make no sense.

But you need constant winds. The coast doesnt provide that to the extent that you really need.

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:44 AM
Badass. You get any pics?

Oh wait... Alicia was like 30 years ago, wasn't it?

Yeah, I ran out of silver halide. Couldn't take any of those fancy picture things.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:44 AM
Yes - Winds in west Texas at the top of those things will easily get to 60-70 mph.


Yeah I know that.

Scenario is,

if you put them in Corpus, or Beaumont, or wherever, and a Hurricane comes through with 110 mile an hour winds.

Could they survive it?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:44 AM
Can you imagine...

We have an email from baseline bum for Geraldo..."Would you please just fucking die already? Love your show. Thanks."

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:44 AM
Geraldo, you pussy. Get back in the fucking water!

I would have been amused if Jerry survived the hurricane long enough to die from being electrocuted by his mic's wire.

timvp
09-13-2008, 01:45 AM
Finished with work. Time to turn this ish on.

FoxNews?

:hat

Condemned 2 HelLA
09-13-2008, 01:45 AM
Geraldo, you pussy. Get back in the fucking water!

He got hit by something in the surf at least.
It's a start.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:45 AM
Can you imagine...

We have an email from baseline bum for Geraldo..."Would you please just fucking die already? Love your show. Thanks."

:lol

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:45 AM
there isnt the constant wind in any of those areas that is in a place like west texas.

The coast would be more feasible than East Texas which would really make no sense.

But you need constant winds. The coast doesnt provide that to the extent that you really need.

:lmao

You can tell you don't fish at the coast. The wind is CONSTANTLY fucking blowing.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:45 AM
there isnt the constant wind in any of those areas that is in a place like west texas.

The coast would be more feasible than East Texas which would really make no sense.

But you need constant winds. The coast doesnt provide that to the extent that you really need.

Yeah I meant the coast line, if they were to put them out there ala the idea for having them in the Atlantic Ocean outside Massachusets.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:46 AM
BSOD Commercial!!!

Das Texan
09-13-2008, 01:47 AM
Yeah I meant the coast line, if they were to put them out there ala the idea for having them in the Atlantic Ocean outside Massachusets.

west texas makes 10x more sense.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:47 AM
:lmao

You can tell you don't fish at the coast. The wind is CONSTANTLY fucking blowing.

Yeah the times I've been in Corpus, its constantly fucking blowing wind, and its annoying as all hell.

Mad_Hatter
09-13-2008, 01:47 AM
Not many, but these are some of the pics we've had from today.

http://twitpic.com/photos/ksatweather

thanks... the seabrook ones are where i live but on the other side of 146 highway... higher ground.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:49 AM
Yeah I know that.

Scenario is,

if you put them in Corpus, or Beaumont, or wherever, and a Hurricane comes through with 110 mile an hour winds.

Could they survive it?

Yes - they wanted to put htem offshore on the east coast and they get winds like that all the time.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:50 AM
Yes - they wanted to put htem offshore on the east coast and they get winds like that all the time.

I know they can survive winds like that.

I'm talking about, could they survive a hurricane like this one if it blew through?

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:51 AM
A pic from George Gervin's Afro:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1066/77116773dt8.jpg

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:51 AM
Hey Joe,

I'm watching the feed online and I don't have audio, is the audio down?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:51 AM
That's two hours from now jackass.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:51 AM
WTF? Got this pic from the political forum

http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archives/600xPopupGalleryCoomerGalvestongdj.jpg

timvp
09-13-2008, 01:51 AM
A pic from George Gervin's Afro:

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1066/77116773dt8.jpg

:lol @ Shoog posting a Polaroid.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-13-2008, 01:52 AM
WTF is that? Drive down to where Gerry is...

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:52 AM
Did Gerber just say "You want a facial"

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:52 AM
LOL Guy on a bike goes past Geraldo.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:52 AM
OO clip that sound bit.

"Take it from the backside"

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:52 AM
I'm only partially paying attention at this point, but... hurricanes = vampire movies?

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:52 AM
Crazy shit. Looks like the eye is going straight up the bay.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:53 AM
I wish the guy on the Bike would've shot him.

MannyIsGod
09-13-2008, 01:53 AM
Gerber looks pissed LOL

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:53 AM
Hey Joe,

I'm watching the feed online and I don't have audio, is the audio down?

Works fine on my laptop. Make sure your codecs are OK. Check other video on the site and make sure the livestream hasn't timed out. It shuts off after 10 minutes of no activity.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:53 AM
I'm only partially paying attention at this point, but... hurricanes = vampire movies?



Break that down a tad more for the mentally retarded like myself?

ShoogarBear
09-13-2008, 01:53 AM
:lol @ Shoog posting a Polaroid.

Sprint Picture Mail is the worst service.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:54 AM
Did Gerber just say "You want a facial"

I couldn't help but laugh.

CosmicCowboy
09-13-2008, 01:54 AM
I wish the guy on the Bike would've shot him.

:lmao

Wheres that little banger from "The Wire" when you need him?

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:54 AM
Hey Joe,

I stopped the video and restarted it, sound is good.

Thanks again, Like I said, as someone who is gone from home alot, this little piece of home is nice :)

CuckingFunt
09-13-2008, 01:54 AM
Break that down a tad more for the mentally retarded like myself?

Geraldo was making a comparison between the storm surge and a vampire movie. That's all I got.

baseline bum
09-13-2008, 01:55 AM
If FOX shows Geraldo dying, should I sent them a 'thank you' email?

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:55 AM
Sprint Picture Mail is the worst service.

How did you do that? I have Sprint as well but i never could figure out how to get the pictures off my phone unless i take out the microcard and plug it into my computer.

T Park
09-13-2008, 01:55 AM
:lmao

Wheres that little banger from "The Wire" when you need him?


Fuck it, wheres Uturn and Nancy with their Prius?

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:55 AM
If FOX shows Geraldo dying, should I sent them a 'thank you' email?

You should sell your vote for Geraldo's death.

Johnny_Blaze_47
09-13-2008, 01:56 AM
How did you do that? I have Sprint as well but i never could figure out how to get the pictures off my phone unless i take out the microcard and plug it into my computer.

Forward it to your e-mail.

Ginofan
09-13-2008, 01:56 AM
:lmao

Wheres that little banger from "The Wire" when you need him?

I think TheTruth cried a bit when that punk shot Omar...:(