Official All Kobe, All The Time Thread

[Spur_Fanatic]

naw nigga that post was for my dick :toast Kobe has earned the right to shoot that shit whenever he wants...tbh I wouldn't give a flying fuck if he shot that bitch so bad till it fucking hit an opposing fan in the head and knocked em the fuck out...that nigga has given me glory over the years so I won't be a bitch made fan and complain about it...no guts no glory it's what we live by...you can't understand it so keep cheering for Dungeons and Dragons Tramp Stamp slayer...

HAHAHA! Is like the Iverson fanbois all over again.

Must be a cycle or something.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

^
Still doesn't get it:lol

nigga lead his team in scoring, and Pau had a good game too, but it's Kobe's fault?

I love the logic. You were never the smartest person on this board, dets for sure.:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

HAHAHA! Is like the Iverson fanbois all over again.

Must be a cycle or something.


Iverson????..nigga please we talking 5 titles later...what you got to say about that...Kobe still leads the league in scoring after 16 fucking yrs in...you niggas must be smoking crack...

and like I said...Scobe has the green light in my book...I say shoot the shit outta the muthafucker....and like Kobe said before:


‘People that criticize, they can all kiss my ass. I don’t give a shit. I really don’t. I keep the train moving."

http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2011/02/kobe-on-lakers-criticism-i-dont-give-a-sht/

[LkrFan]

I never understood why KobeFan lists his individual competition, tbh..

Defensively, he rarely guarded any of those players..Offensively, the majority of those players are mediocre, or worse, defenders..so, how is it relevant?..

MWP or Barnes were not on the Lakers' roster until 2009 and 2010 respectively. Kobe has made how many all defensive teams? That's foolish at best for you to say that Kobe didn't play both sides of the ball. Now, granted his D isn't like when he was 21, but it is still good when he decides to lock someone down (ask Rondo and Prime AI - two players he locked down when it counted in the Finals in rout to ranging).

KobeFan? Good one. :lol

[Spur_Fanatic]

^
Still doesn't get it:lol

nigga lead his team in scoring, and Pau had a good game too, but it's Kobe's fault?

I love the logic. You were never the smartest person on this board, dets for sure.:lol

WTF you talking about? I'm with you! It's fucking bynum fault Lakers lost this last two games!

[Spur_Fanatic]

Clearly you too stupid to read, apparently.

:(

[hater]

Mason Jr. 5-8 14pts 62%

Choke 9-31 30pts 29%

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Your failed attempts at sarcasm were already exposed when you left hemorrhaging from the ass after your unicorn blunder:lol

Sarcasm isn't your strong suit, neither is comedy, so just stick to contest threads so you can maintain relevancy:lol

[Rummpd]

Parker with 32 on 19 shots (12-19) in a dominating win that if Kobe did it would have made the news but wait Lin outplayed Bryant remember?

[Hooks]

Rmj owns Kobe don't you guys remember that game winner by him against la?


http://www.prioritybasketball.biz/basketball/images/RM-Venom.jpg

[LkrFan]

Kobe 17th all time on PER, James is 2nd [near Jordanesque] when all is said and done James will have numerous championships and be rated a far greater player than the great gunner that is one Kobe Bryant who ABSOLUTLEY proved he cannot win without great big men. AT least James went to a finals without great talent besides him while Kobe until he had the best front line in the game failed terribly.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/per_career.html

:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

http://i46.tinypic.com/333g745.jpg

[Spur_Fanatic]

1) What blunder. They were unicorns. And unicorns are gay (I even forgot about this, had to think back)
2) And there was no sarcasm. Just my opinion.
3) And who gives a shit about e-fame. But apparently it matters to you. Like you have any, though.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

http://i46.tinypic.com/333g745.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[MavDynasty]

http://i46.tinypic.com/333g745.jpg

THAT nigga kdub

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

3) And who gives a shit about e-fame. But apparently it matters to you. Like you have any, though.

You do, or else you wouldn't be on here all hours of the day starting threads and/ or posting recycled Kobe jokes. You clearly want to matter:lol


Don't worry, kid. Your time will come:lol

[timtonymanu]

http://i46.tinypic.com/333g745.jpg

lol "I busted them out"

[WeNeedLength]

^
Still doesn't get it:lol

nigga lead his team in scoring, and Pau had a good game too, but it's Kobe's fault?

I love the logic. You were never the smartest person on this board, dets for sure.:lol

Hahahahaha. True Rapist fan right there. Thanks for the laughs.


:rollin

[Spur_Fanatic]

:whine

[Kori Ellis]

You guys are idiots. So start using this thread again.

[MavDynasty]

:lol

[midnightpulp]

You guys are idiots. So start using this thread again.

lol.

[lefty]

You guys are idiots. So start using this thread again.

"yes you have Lefty "


Omg, sooooooooooooo funny, Kori

[lefty]

Luck_The_Fakers_
" I have achieved success at chuckness at suckness


You're welcome, Pau and Drew "
Luck_The_Fakers_

[Spur_Fanatic]

I apologized for the "unicorns are gay" comment on a new thread.

Unicorns are totally not gay; I've seen the light.

[DAF86]

^
Still doesn't get it:lol

nigga lead his team in scoring, and Pau had a good game too, but it's Kobe's fault?

I love the logic. You were never the smartest person on this board, dets for sure.:lol

:lmao

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

:lmao

Another blind Kobe hater who can't bring facts to the table.:lol

I have my facts ready, where are yours?

I win:lol

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

I apologized for the "unicorns are gay" comment on a new thread.

Unicorns are totally not gay; I've seen the light.

I don't read your threads, you read mine.


These are things we know.:lol

[Spur_Fanatic]

:whine

[midnightpulp]

MWP or Barnes were not on the Lakers' roster until 2009 and 2010 respectively. Kobe has made how many all defensive teams? That's foolish at best for you to say that Kobe didn't play both sides of the ball. Now, granted his D isn't like when he was 21, but it is still good when he decides to lock someone down (ask Rondo and Prime AI - two players he locked down when it counted in the Finals in rout to ranging).

KobeFan? Good one. :lol

A.I. and Rondo. :lmao

One player locks himself down and the other has no offensive game to speak of.

Great example :tu

[midnightpulp]

It ain't June 17, 2010 that's for sure.

No. Pretty similar actually. 6-24 is comparable to 9-31.

[DAF86]

Another blind Kobe hater who can't bring facts to the table.:lol

I have my facts ready, where are yours?

I win:lol

Actually you lost. To the Wizards. :rollin

[redzero]

:lol Kobe locking Rondo down in the Finals.

Locking Rondo down means guarding the paint and forcing him to shoot jumpers. That's what the Lakers did and that's how they won.

[Spur_Fanatic]

You guys are idiots. So start using this thread again.

:king

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Actually you lost. To the Wizards. :rollin

:lol "you"

:lolspurfan version of cobbler

[WeNeedLength]

Saying "I win" in your own thread automatically makes you a bitch. Congrats. :toast

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Saying "I win" in your own thread automatically makes you a bitch. Congrats. :toast

If you weren't a chud-baby your words would carry more weight. It's rough, but that's the reality for you:lol

[wanggi]

Of course it's Kobe's fault.

He stood tall oever his teammates.

The teammates ain't willing to sustain Kobe's pride.

They already gave up the Kobe's trophy 2 seasons ago.

They ain't Kobists.:toast

[DAF86]

:lol "you"

:lolspurfan version of cobbler

No, I can walk.

[Leetonidas]

lol dd mad :lol

[namlook]

17-56 = how legends are made in the sad reality of the over hype that is one Kobe Bryant - Mr 17th (only) all time in PER http://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/per_career.html

LOL Larry Bird the greatest small forward of all time has a lower PER than Kobe. Bird is so overrated. :lmao:lol

David Robinson has a higher PER than Wilt, Kareem and Magic.

Scottie Pippen has a lower PER than World B. Free.

LMAO at this Bullshit Stat as a basis for ranking players

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Still nobody has explained how tonight's loss is on Kobe.:lol

:lolblind haters
:lolno facts
:lolweak comebacks

[VBM]

RMJ gettin' his Al Borland on

[DAF86]

If it's true this is DD, then his decline would be complete, tbh.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Thank you Kori for recognizing that the Kobe sticky needed to comeback. Spurfans can't survive w/o it. In order of basic spurfan need:

1. Water
2. Food
3. Shelter
4. Kobe

















5. Sex

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Thank you Kori for recognizing that the Kobe sticky needed to comeback. Spurfans can't survive w/o it. In order of basic spurfan need:

1. Food
2. Kobe
3. Water
4. Shelter

















5. Sex

[Kori Ellis]

You probably rated water too high on the list.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Duly noted, milady.

[DAF86]

Kobe climbing fast.

[wanggi]

Thank you Kori for recognizing that the Kobe sticky needed to comeback. Spurfans can't survive w/o it. In order of basic spurfan need:

1. Food
2. Kobe
3. Water
4. Shelter
5. Sex
Please, not only Spurfans need No. 5.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

Please, not only Spurfans need No. 5.

No, but only spurfan makes that their last priority

[wanggi]

No, but only spurfan makes that their
last priority

Usually, generally, we make that our second priority.

[Koolaid_Man]

You guys are idiots. So start using this thread again.


Bad day at the office? :lol Let me ask did you meet any new guys :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

You probably rated water too high on the list.

You know one day you're gonna have to come off your high horse...and don't think I haven't noticed the closer old dinosaur *aka* fossil bones *aka* TOSB come to his end I notice the more ornery you and Timvp become...

I never really took you two for the subtle melting down kind...but to each his own :lol

and yes I'm still nothing but a just a big ole cry....and you know what cry babies do...

[Leetonidas]

lol dd forgot burritos

[WeNeedLength]

Ah yes, it's DD. And he was butthurt as all hell last night. That's why he was shooting tiny missiles out of his ass trying to cover for his Chuck. :cry

[Stalin]

why is this TOSB kobe thread back?

[fevertrees]

greatest ever

[sa_butta]

“Anybody who counts us out is challenged,” Bryant said. “They’re mentally challenged. Am I happy with how we play every single night? Of course not. But I’m content with where we are overall and where I think we can go.

“Let them doubt all they want. That’s the way it always is. People talk and doubt and criticize all the way up until you win a championship, then it’s: ‘Oh, I knew it all the time.’ That’s just how it is.”


http://www.lakersnation.com/kobe-bryant-calls-lakers-doubters-mentally-challenged/2012/03/30/

[lefty]

Kobe is entertaining

[100%duncan]

Brick Brick BRICK!

[Agloco]

:lol 14%
:lol GOAT

[Deuce Bigalow]

How many gamewinners does he got now?

[DeadlyDynasty]

How many gamewinners does he got now?

I've lost count, tbh

[midnightpulp]

How many gamewinners does he got now?

1/4th as many potential gamewinners he's missed.

[lefty]

How many gamewinners does he got now?
But how many game winners has he missed ?

[Spurtacus]

How many gamewinners does he got now?

:lmao

:wakeup

[Deuce Bigalow]

:lmao

:wakeup
what's so funny?

He has the most gamewinners of all-time

[Venti Quattro]

Move over, Mike Clown

http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/PUSHe9acf13ff656.jpg

[whitemamba]

what's so funny?

He has the most gamewinners of all-time

they are tryin to laugh it off.

[pgardn]

Heather Cox reports that Kobe had a planet drop on his head. But, he is so tough he shook it off. What an amazing threshold for pain...

[DAF86]

Move over, Mike Clown

http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/PUSHe9acf13ff656.jpg

You gotta love how Kobe tries to get recognition even when he isn't doing shit.

[Deuce Bigalow]

You gotta love how Kobe tries to get recognition even when he isn't doing shit.

except the players and coaches are saying he is doing stuff

kobe - 5
tosb - 4

[DAF86]

except the players and coaches are saying he is doing stuff

kobe - 5
tosb - 4

Of course they are. :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Of course they are. :lol

the assistant coaches and gary vitti are also lying about kobe's injury. he's faking

am I right?

[DAF86]

No, I don't think he's faking. But I do know he isn't doing anything of worth sitting on the sidelines and pretending to give some key BB indications.

[Venti Quattro]

So what if he's faking? He's doing a good coaching job and the players are playing better. Win-win.

[IronMaxipad]

HSiy83XJoko

COTY :cry:cry

[Trainwreck2100]

that blue suit was easily his nicest

[ElNono]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18848067.jpg

[William Hung]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/4761/newbitmapimagenq.png

[LakerHater]

@RicBucher: In case you hadn't heard: Kobe says he'll be back vs. SA on Friday

[IronMaxipad]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3910128_700b.jpg

[jestersmash]

New Kobe rap song came out recently (brace yourself, it's pretty bad :lol) -

p0QdPVaTfYM

Most confusing lyrics of the song?

"I ball like Kobe,
Ginobili,
Lakers,
the Pacers,
John Wall, Chris Paul nigga you a hater,
rappers
the Packers,
Portland Trailblazers
NFL, NBA I ball with this paper"

Someone decipher that one for me please :lol. My amateurish interpretation of rap music suggests that it means nothing other than "I was trying to throw a bunch of disparate lines and words together that rhyme."

IMO the Lil wayne "kobe" song is much more catchy -

4y3kUST1pXw

[whitemamba]

New Kobe rap song came out recently (brace yourself, it's pretty bad :lol) -

p0QdPVaTfYM

Most confusing lyrics of the song?

"I ball like Kobe,
Ginobili,
Lakers,
the Pacers,
John Wall, Chris Paul nigga you a hater,
rappers
the Packers,
Portland Trailblazers
NFL, NBA I ball with this paper"

Someone decipher that one for me please :lol. My amateurish interpretation of rap music suggests that it means nothing other than "I was trying to throw a bunch of disparate lines and words together that rhyme."

IMO the Lil wayne "kobe" song is much more catchy -

4y3kUST1pXw


i listened to that first song for 3 fuckin seconds, and i was like wtf. :rollin

[TDMVPDPOY]

is this clown going to remove his tattoo in honor of his wife after the colarado incident that he got, now divorced?

[Ryan Fitzpatrick]

is this clown going to remove his tattoo in honor of his wife after the colarado incident that he got, now divorced?

All of your posts are mind-numbingly incoherent. Learn to speak/write.

[Deuce Bigalow]

someone post a pic showing the players with the most 30 point playoffs games

[DAF86]

All of your posts are mind-numbingly incoherent. Learn to speak/write.

I seriously think he has gone crazy, I remember he used to make sense before.

[lefty]

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/_/c/D/d/a.aaa-Im-Michael-Jordan.jpg

[ElNono]

someone post a pic showing the players with the most 30 point playoffs games

http://i47.tinypic.com/34t8ztz.png

[Koolaid_Man]

“I don’t give a [fuck] what you say,” Bryant told Yahoo! Sports late Friday. “If I go out there and miss game winners, and people say, 'Kobe choked, or Kobe is seven for whatever in pressure situations.' Well, [fuck] you.



“Because I don’t play for your [fucking] approval. I play for my own love and enjoyment of the game. And to win. That’s what I play for. Most of the time, when guys feel the pressure, they’re worried about what people might say about them. I don’t have that fear, and it enables me to forget bad plays and to take shots and play my game."


http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--kobe-bryant-embraces-moment--saves-lakers--season-with-game-3-win-over-thunder.html;_ylt=ArvFfqQsncZGqHeB97aceta8vLYF

[midnightpulp]

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--kobe-bryant-embraces-moment--saves-lakers--season-with-game-3-win-over-thunder.html;_ylt=ArvFfqQsncZGqHeB97aceta8vLYF

http://i1167.photobucket.com/albums/q627/gmurias1/photo4-2.jpg

[Donkeybong]

holy crap reggie miller is so awful

[Calispursfan11]

Doesn't everyone agree that Kobe is finally washed up and irrelevant? If so, it's time for this sticky to come down.

[Venti Quattro]

White chick, you have been warned.

http://i48.tinypic.com/23l1oqg.jpg

[Stabula]

It just occurred to me that there's an all Kobe all the time sticky on ST. What the fuck?

[LkrFan]

White chick, you have been warned.

http://i48.tinypic.com/23l1oqg.jpg

:rollin

[LkrFan]

It just occurred to me that there's an all Kobe all the time sticky on ST. What the fuck?

Because of the ass-kickery he's dished out on the Spurs throughout the years. I could dig up some YouTube vids if you need visual proof. :downspin:

[BigTex342006]

Because of the ass-kickery he's dished out on the Spurs throughout the years. I could dig up some YouTube vids if you need visual proof. :downspin:


Kobe has had some good games against the Spurs no doubt. Duncan has also lit up the Lakers as well. Kobe is 38-37 all-time against Duncan's Spurs. Lakers have an advantage 18-12 in the playoffs, but that hardly one sided...

[Deuce Bigalow]

Kobe has had some good games against the Spurs no doubt. Duncan has also lit up the Lakers as well. Kobe is 38-37 all-time against Duncan's Spurs. Lakers have an advantage 18-12 in the playoffs, but that hardly one sided...
2001 Western Conference Finals

Game 2
4th Quarter: Spurs up 67-66

Kobe Bryant: 9 points, 3-7 FG, 2-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 7 points, 2-6 FG, 2-2 FT.....Hits meaningless 3 at the end, so in reality he had 4 points on 1-5 FG when it counted.

Lakers win 88-81

Lakers won the series 4-0

2002 Western Conference Semifinals

Game 3
4th Quarter: Lakers up 74-71

Kobe Bryant: 11 points, 5-5 FG, 1-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 9 points, 4-9 FG
Shaquille O'Neal: 0 points, 0-4 FG

Lakers win 99-89

Game 4
4th Quarter: Spurs up 75-67

Kobe Bryant: 12 points, 3-6 FG, 4-6 FT, Hit game-winner
ENTIRE SPURS TEAM: 10 points
Tim Duncan: 3 points, 0-2 FG, 3-7 FT, Missed Game-winner.............Cccccchoke

Lakers win 87-85

Game 5
4th Quarter: Lakers up 62-61

Kobe Bryant: 10 points, 4-7 FG, 2-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 5 points, 2-5 FG, 1-1 FT

Lakers won 93-87

Lakers won the series 4-1

2008 Western Conference Finals

Game 1
4th Quarter: Spurs up 72-65

Kobe Bryant: 14 points, 6-8 FG, 2-2 FT, Hit FG to give LA 87-85 lead with 23.9 sec
Tim Duncan: 8 points, 2-5 FG, 4-5 FT

Lakers win 89-85

Game 5
4th Quarter: Lakers up 67-63

Kobe: 17 points, 6-10 FG, 4-4 FT
Tim Duncan: 7 points, 1-4 FG, 4-6 FT

Lakers win 100-92

Lakers win the series 4-1

:toast

[Jodelo]

Hope you had a great time collecting those stats. :toast

Great way of using your time... :lol

[Deuce Bigalow]

Hope you had a great time collecting those stats. :toast

Great way of using your time... :lol
You have more posts than me here...

[Jodelo]

You have more posts than me here...

You could have had more but you need time to search for stats...

and i think it's ok for everyone if you post less.

[BigTex342006]

2001 Western Conference Finals

Game 2
4th Quarter: Spurs up 67-66

Kobe Bryant: 9 points, 3-7 FG, 2-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 7 points, 2-6 FG, 2-2 FT.....Hits meaningless 3 at the end, so in reality he had 4 points on 1-5 FG when it counted.

Lakers win 88-81

Lakers won the series 4-0

2002 Western Conference Semifinals

Game 3
4th Quarter: Lakers up 74-71

Kobe Bryant: 11 points, 5-5 FG, 1-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 9 points, 4-9 FG
Shaquille O'Neal: 0 points, 0-4 FG

Lakers win 99-89

Game 4
4th Quarter: Spurs up 75-67

Kobe Bryant: 12 points, 3-6 FG, 4-6 FT, Hit game-winner
ENTIRE SPURS TEAM: 10 points
Tim Duncan: 3 points, 0-2 FG, 3-7 FT, Missed Game-winner.............Cccccchoke

Lakers win 87-85

Game 5
4th Quarter: Lakers up 62-61

Kobe Bryant: 10 points, 4-7 FG, 2-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 5 points, 2-5 FG, 1-1 FT

Lakers won 93-87

Lakers won the series 4-1

2008 Western Conference Finals

Game 1
4th Quarter: Spurs up 72-65

Kobe Bryant: 14 points, 6-8 FG, 2-2 FT, Hit FG to give LA 87-85 lead with 23.9 sec
Tim Duncan: 8 points, 2-5 FG, 4-5 FT

Lakers win 89-85

Game 5
4th Quarter: Lakers up 67-63

Kobe: 17 points, 6-10 FG, 4-4 FT
Tim Duncan: 7 points, 1-4 FG, 4-6 FT

Lakers win 100-92

Lakers win the series 4-1

:toast

That is some serious cherry picking stats you have there. Duncan has had some great games, and some not so great games against LA. Some of his fantastic games went for losses. Some crappy ones went for wins

Some notable losses:

40 pts 15 rbs 4 blks
34 pts 25 rbs 4 asts
30 pts 18 rbs 4 blks
30 pts 11 rbs 6 asts 4 blks
29 pts 17 rbs 3 asts 3 blks
28 pts 14 rbs 6 asts 5 blks

Overall playoff stats against LA: 25.2 pts 13.6 rbs 4.2 asts 2.3 blks .9 stls

...either way, it has been a pretty good rivalry, much closer than Laker fans want to admit.

Kobe/ Shaq Era

99 - SA sweep
01 - LA sweep
02 - LA 4-1
03 - SA 4-2
04 - LA 4-2 (.04 series)

as close as you can get...

05
06 - LA wasn't good enough to face SA
07

Kobe/ Gasol-Bynum Era

08 - LA 4-1

09, 10 - SA not good enough to face LA

11 - LA not good enough to face SA

...the problem I have with many LA fans is that despite rooting for the most successful basketball franchise of all-time, they are also extremely defensive and are incapable of giving credit when credit is due to other teams. There is enough room for more than one great team. LA fans liken the Spurs to the Kings or T-wolves....and that is just arrogant...

[Deuce Bigalow]

That is some serious cherry picking stats you have there. Duncan has had some great games, and some not so great games against LA. Some of his fantastic games went for losses. Some crappy ones went for wins

Some notable losses:

40 pts 15 rbs 4 blks
34 pts 25 rbs 4 asts
30 pts 18 rbs 4 blks
30 pts 11 rbs 6 asts 4 blks
29 pts 17 rbs 3 asts 3 blks
28 pts 14 rbs 6 asts 5 blks

Overall playoff stats against LA: 25.2 pts 13.6 rbs 4.2 asts 2.3 blks .9 stls

...either way, it has been a pretty good rivalry, much closer than Laker fans want to admit.

Kobe/ Shaq Era

99 - SA sweep
01 - LA sweep
02 - LA 4-1
03 - SA 4-2
04 - LA 4-2 (.04 series)

as close as you can get...

05
06 - LA wasn't good enough to face SA
07

Kobe/ Gasol-Bynum Era

08 - LA 4-1

09, 10 - SA not good enough to face LA

11 - LA not good enough to face SA

...the problem I have with many LA fans is that despite rooting for the most successful basketball franchise of all-time, they are also extremely defensive and are incapable of giving credit when credit is due to other teams. There is enough room for more than one great team. LA fans liken the Spurs to the Kings or T-wolves....and that is just arrogant...
I didn't cherrypick. Those were the games that were close. The rest were not, maybe a couple that I might of missed, but it's clear Kobe's better.

[whitemamba]

kobe fucked the spurs up so hard in 08

[irishock]

Bryant sucks

[whitemamba]

Bryant sucks

http://imgrind.revivedmediallc.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/YouSuck.jpg

[irishock]

Bump.

We need to bring this thread back imo. Too many Lakers/Kobe threads here. Keep it all in here, folks.

[Dinamita]

Pin That shit

[Kool Bob Love]

Bump.

We need to bring this thread back imo. Too many Lakers/Kobe threads here. Keep it all in here, folks.

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5yHsipowNw

[TE]

Awesome. This is what the NBA forum needs, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

Is this the thread for Kirby donning the shitbag on James' orders or for Kirby shining Pippen's shoes for eternity? :lol

[benefactor]

So much hope and joy in this thread around page 35...then Lakerfan forgets it ever existed. It's like the Lakers version of 6, just in slow motion over several seasons.:lol

[benefactor]

Just so we all get caught up:

December 2012

Is Kobe Bryant shooting the Lakers out of games? (http://articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/20/sports/la-sp-ln-kobe-bryant-shooting-lakers-out-20121220)

February 2013

Kobe commits 8 turnovers and only scores 4pts against the Suns (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=400278493)

April 2013

Kobe tears Achilles (http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/13/sport/kobe-bryant-injury/)

November 2013

Lakers sign Kobe to 2 year, 48.5 million dollar extension (http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/10034589/kobe-bryant-signs-two-year-contract-extension-los-angeles-lakers)

December 2013

Kobe Bryant breaks bone in his knee (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/lakers/2013/12/19/kobe-bryant-injury-knee-lateral-tibial-plateau-los-angeles/4130603/)

March 2014

Kobe ruled out for the rest of the season (http://nba.si.com/2014/03/12/kobe-bryant-out-rest-of-season-knee-injury-update/)

Kobe throws the everyone under the bus (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/blogs/triple-threat/Kobe-Bryant-not-happy-with-Lakers-249971681.html)

[benefactor]

446302192681881600

[Kool Bob Love]

Just so we all get caught up:

December 2012

Is Kobe Bryant shooting the Lakers out of games? (http://articles.latimes.com/2012/dec/20/sports/la-sp-ln-kobe-bryant-shooting-lakers-out-20121220)

February 2013

Kobe commits 8 turnovers and only scores 4pts against the Suns (http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=400278493)

April 2013

Kobe tears Achilles (http://edition.cnn.com/2013/04/13/sport/kobe-bryant-injury/)

November 2013

Lakers sign Kobe to 2 year, 48.5 million dollar extension (http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/10034589/kobe-bryant-signs-two-year-contract-extension-los-angeles-lakers)

December 2013

Kobe Bryant breaks bone in his knee (http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/lakers/2013/12/19/kobe-bryant-injury-knee-lateral-tibial-plateau-los-angeles/4130603/)

March 2014

Kobe ruled out for the rest of the season (http://nba.si.com/2014/03/12/kobe-bryant-out-rest-of-season-knee-injury-update/)

Kobe throws the everyone under the bus (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/blogs/triple-threat/Kobe-Bryant-not-happy-with-Lakers-249971681.html)


:lmao

Kobe quits again?

[Clipper Nation]

446302192681881600
Just another in the long list of Quits that have defined this faggot's career :lol

[jeebus]

The Cuff


Time to lock this thread

Kori Ellis Slomo Bruno ElNono

[ElNono]

not a mod, tbh

[jeebus]

not a mod, tbh
:cry

[Strange Love]

Damn mid took some pounding to start by the kobetards but recovered nicely.

[jeebus]

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/8-25-2014/fWx327.gif

[jeebus]

We should bring this back.

[Spurtacular]

2001 Western Conference Finals

Game 2
4th Quarter: Spurs up 67-66

Kobe Bryant: 9 points, 3-7 FG, 2-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 7 points, 2-6 FG, 2-2 FT.....Hits meaningless 3 at the end, so in reality he had 4 points on 1-5 FG when it counted.

Lakers win 88-81

Lakers won the series 4-0

2002 Western Conference Semifinals

Game 3
4th Quarter: Lakers up 74-71

Kobe Bryant: 11 points, 5-5 FG, 1-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 9 points, 4-9 FG
Shaquille O'Neal: 0 points, 0-4 FG

Lakers win 99-89

Game 4
4th Quarter: Spurs up 75-67

Kobe Bryant: 12 points, 3-6 FG, 4-6 FT, Hit game-winner
ENTIRE SPURS TEAM: 10 points
Tim Duncan: 3 points, 0-2 FG, 3-7 FT, Missed Game-winner.............Cccccchoke

Lakers win 87-85

Game 5
4th Quarter: Lakers up 62-61

Kobe Bryant: 10 points, 4-7 FG, 2-2 FT
Tim Duncan: 5 points, 2-5 FG, 1-1 FT

Lakers won 93-87

Lakers won the series 4-1

2008 Western Conference Finals

Game 1
4th Quarter: Spurs up 72-65

Kobe Bryant: 14 points, 6-8 FG, 2-2 FT, Hit FG to give LA 87-85 lead with 23.9 sec
Tim Duncan: 8 points, 2-5 FG, 4-5 FT

Lakers win 89-85

Game 5
4th Quarter: Lakers up 67-63

Kobe: 17 points, 6-10 FG, 4-4 FT
Tim Duncan: 7 points, 1-4 FG, 4-6 FT

Lakers win 100-92

Lakers win the series 4-1

:toast

What you're leaving out is all the fake fouls / momentum killers.

I remember being in a sports bar watching Gm 1 of the 08 playoffs against the Lakers in LA. Spurs went up big and had the game in hand and then the Lakers were allowed to just maul the Spurs in the fourth quarter. They could hang on players, pound them whenever they got into the lane. It was sick to watch. The Lakers won that quarter 24-13 and the game 89-85 to take control of the series early rather than lose HCA. And I have no respect for Laker fans cos they never admit the scam that everyone else knows.