Oh Shit!!! (2)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hmmm, I had It All looks funnier to me now

but sometimes, No cuddling AFter Anal just brings forth a big hearty laugh

[ShoogarBear]

I don't get "I Had It All".

[ShoogarBear]

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/talk20hurtscopy0tn.jpg

This is the picture I find the funniest.

[Melmart1]

Are you a lurker for the Rangers and Red Sox, too? 'Cause they suck!

I don't lurk for my teams. I am a good fan. Rangers could drop to last place and I would go see them- In fact I did last year, three times.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL

I had It All is funny on like 3 or 4 levels dude

[Melmart1]

Sounds like a failure on the regulation end.

How can I fucking regulate on Angel_luv. I tried. I told her to GTFO and still she stays, spewing her godliness and other crap that has no place in here. Fuck that. Nobody else has the balls to tell the nice people to get out. We might as well invite OSC and her multiple personality disorder back into this shit. This thread needs some motherfucking glitter glam bullshit to gay it up even more. CALLING OSC!!!

[atlfan25]

Melissa took it to the proverbial house after I talked shit her.

She hasn't been seen since, until now.

[angel_luv]

I cannot be regulated. I answer to a Higher Power. :angel

[Cant_Be_Faded]

melmart has officially asserted her dominance over the oh shit threads

[angel_luv]

Although, Mel... I have been thinking

You know how there is a difference between early evening television which is suitable for everyone and late night where almost anything goes?


I could be persuaded to agree to check out of this thread from the hours of 11 pm - 7am. It could be an Angel free zone- just for you.

[Melmart1]

Melissa took it to the proverbial house after I talked shit her.

She hasn't been seen since, until now.

And what about you, motherfucker? You were a Quattro elder, in fact Kori said you were the leader. Some leader you are, letting this bullshit get out of hand. Let's invite T-Pain back in so he can ask me out on another date, oblivious to the fact that I am a dyke. Let's get Strong Persuader back in so he can blow on his horn like this thread blows on donkey cock.

[Jekka]

How can I fucking regulate on Angel_luv. I tried. I told her to GTFO and still she stays, spewing her godliness and other crap that has no place in here. Fuck that. Nobody else has the balls to tell the nice people to get out. We might as well invite OSC and her multiple personality disorder back into this shit. This thread needs some motherfucking glitter glam bullshit to gay it up even more. CALLING OSC!!!

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I like yelling at people that run. I say, "No running in the library!!"

And they stop.

[Melmart1]

I like yelling at people that run. I say, "No running in the library!!"

And they stop.

See, even Midget has lost his balls. If he was a true Shitter he would say "STOP RUNNING, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

But no, he has to be all nice and shit. I bet you offered them tea and cucumber sandwiches too, you fucking floater.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart is a dyke.

[Jekka]

Hey, Mel - you're pretty hot when you're angry ... :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

Hey, Mel - you're pretty hot when you're angry ... :eyebrows

How YOU doin? :eyebrows

[midgetonadonkey]

See, even Midget has lost his balls. If he was a true Shitter he would say "STOP RUNNING, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

But no, he has to be all nice and shit. I bet you offered them tea and cucumber sandwiches too, you fucking floater.

I have to loyalty to this thread. It's been fagged up and it will never be like the Quattro. I've come to terms with that.

[Melmart1]

Melmart is a dyke.

I'll march right next to you in the pride parade, pansy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who eats cucumber sandwiches?

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll march right next to you in the pride parade, pansy.

Will your lover be on the other side of me? :eyebrows

[TheTruth]

sheyitt

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll be the cucumber and Mel and her bitch will be the bread.

[atlfan25]

And what about you, motherfucker? You were a Quattro elder, in fact Kori said you were the leader. Some leader you are, letting this bullshit get out of hand. Let's invite T-Pain back in so he can ask me out on another date, oblivious to the fact that I am a dyke. Let's get Strong Persuader back in so he can blow on his horn like this thread blows on donkey cock.
Who is the reason for tpain getting the fuck out of the quattro? Me, that's right.

I am the leader of the Quattro, but this isn't the quattro and it sucks. I am like the grandpa of this son of a bitch.

The grandson I hate but have some support for. But that I talk shit to at the same time because I hate him.

I may even kill him too because I am an evil grandpa who is demented.

[Melmart1]

Although, Mel... I have been thinking

You know how there is a difference between early evening television which is suitable for everyone and late night where almost anything goes?


I could be persuaded to agree to check out of this thread from the hours of 11 pm - 7am. It could be an Angel free zone- just for you.

You seem to think this thread is a democracy. It isn't. It is the bastard son of the Quattro, and since the elders won't regulate, I will.

This thread is rated Not Suitable for Innocents. It doesn't matter if it's day or night. This is the Cinemax of threads. We will show soft-core porn day or night, and we don't give a fuck who is watching. Got it?

[MannyIsGod]

Melmart is a dyke.:lmao

Holy shit, I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

I'm still fucking laughing.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Melmart is on her period.

Do lesbians even get periods?

[Jekka]

You seem to think this thread is a democracy. It isn't. It is the bastard son of the Quattro, and since the elders won't regulate, I will.

This thread is rated Not Suitable for Innocents. It doesn't matter if it's day or night. This is the Cinemax of threads. We will show soft-core porn day or night, and we don't give a fuck who is watching. Got it?

:lmao

Oh, Mel, I'd be your bitch any day.

[MannyIsGod]

Melmart may be a dyke, but she's still as whiney as any other woman.

[Melmart1]

Who is the reason for tpain getting the fuck out of the quattro? Me, that's right.

I am the leader of the Quattro, but this isn't the quattro and it sucks. I am like the grandpa of this son of a bitch.

The grandson I hate but have some support for. But that I talk shit to at the same time because I hate him.

I may even kill him too because I am an evil grandpa who is demented.

Then fucking kill it. I would delete this shit but then Kori would probably ban me. And if I got banned and didn't post here you fucking fairies would let this place turn into a tupperware party complete with lace paper doilies.

[midgetonadonkey]

A tupperware party sounds fun right now.

[Melmart1]

Melmart may be a dyke, but she's still as whiney as any other woman.

Including Jekka? Cus if you are unhappy with her whining I will be happy to let her cry on my shoulder. :eyebrows

[atlfan25]

I'll destroy the shit if I get the powers.

Ban me, and that will be great. As long as I get to destroy all the fucking threads I despise first.

I am not a pussy like you.

[angel_luv]

You seem to think this thread is a democracy. It isn't.

Got it?

I don't have a problem.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

atlfan was the father of the quattro right about the time it turned gay

[katyon6th]

I'm limping around like a fucking gimp. People look at me like I'm retarded. I don't like it one bit.

Goddamn my foot.

[Jekka]

Including Jekka? Cus if you are unhappy with her whining I will be happy to let her cry on my shoulder. :eyebrows

Promise? :makeout

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

Oh, Mel, I'd be your bitch any day.


Yeah, no shit...that was pretty hot.

[Jekka]

Dammit, why aren't there any girl on girl smilies?

[MannyIsGod]

Shit, I'd kill you for Jekka. I ain't going down like a chump.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm limping around like a fucking gimp. People look at me like I'm retarded. I don't like it one bit.

Goddamn my foot.Damn, do any of them call you Ashbeigh?

[Jekka]

Then don't call me whiney!! :lol

[katyon6th]

Damn, do any of them call you Ashbeigh?

That's about the time I kill myself.

[ShoogarBear]

Although, Mel... I have been thinking

You know how there is a difference between early evening television which is suitable for everyone and late night where almost anything goes?


I could be persuaded to agree to check out of this thread from the hours of 11 pm - 7am. It could be an Angel free zone- just for you.

Oh, damn! :lmao

[Cant_Be_Faded]

aight time to go to the liqua sto'

[ShoogarBear]

I'm gonna take credit for dragging Mel back out :smokin

[TheTruth]

I'll destroy the shit if I get the powers.

Ban me, and that will be great. As long as I get to destroy all the fucking threads I despise first.

I am not a pussy like you.
Yeah you are.

[atlfan25]

How 'bout I punch you in the face.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the truth eats noodles

[midgetonadonkey]

I think the Frito-Lay company needs to make more salad dressing flavored chips. Cool Ranch Doritos are pretty good but imagine how good Thousand Island Doritos would taste, or Blue Cheese Fritos.

I think I need have a chat with the Frito Lay people. We need to make this happen.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, no shit...that was pretty hot.

How YOU doin? :eyebrows


Dammit, why aren't there any girl on girl smilies?


Smilies? We don't need no stinkin' smilies! We make our own smilies :eyebrows

[Melmart1]

I'm gonna take credit for dragging Mel back out :smokin

I doubt many people are happy about that :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I think the Frito-Lay company needs to make more salad dressing flavored chips. Cool Ranch Doritos are pretty good but imagine how good Thousand Island Doritos would taste, or Blue Cheese Fritos.

I think I need have a chat with the Frito Lay people. We need to make this happen.

WTF, you all badass about how the thread blows and then you pull out this pansy faux non-sequitur shit?

[midgetonadonkey]

I doubt many people are happy about that :lol

I'm happy about it. Nothing turns me on more than a pissed off dyke.

[ShoogarBear]

I doubt many people are happy about that :lol

Now that we've dragged you out we will have our way with you.

[midgetonadonkey]

WTF, you all badass about how the thread blows and then you pull out this pansy faux non-sequitur shit?

Pansy?

[Melmart1]

Now that we've dragged you out we will have our way with you.

I am bisexual this week....

[Melmart1]

I'm happy about it. Nothing turns me on more than a pissed off dyke.

In that case, you can march with me and my bitch.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think I am gonna make a "-horry" alter screen name

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You know what i never thought the cool ranch chips actually tasted like ranch

they are good, but i always thought it somewhat of a misnomer

[jman3000]

guacamole doritos > all others

[jman3000]

guacamole doritos > all others

Especially in motherfucking sandwiches.

[Boris]

Doritos and bean dip rock when it comes to the munchies!!!

[Melmart1]

Especially in motherfucking sandwiches.

Don't try to act hard.

[MannyIsGod]

Is Jman the next Ashbeigh?

[Melmart1]

So I assume since Keda isn't in here that he is getting laid and will come tell us when it's over.

[SpursWoman]

How YOU doin? :eyebrows


I was hoping I was going to be one of the nice people you were going to go off on next. :hat

[Melmart1]

I am what I just ate :smokin

-Keda

[ShoogarBear]

Don't try to act hard.

Be hard, or be not hard. There is no act.

[SpursWoman]

I thought he didn't do that? :lol

[Melmart1]

I was hoping I was going to be one of the nice people you were going to go off on next. :hat

Um, wouldn't you have to be nice first, Birdy?

[ShoogarBear]

I'm sure there won't be any followup to that one.

[SpursWoman]

Um, wouldn't you have to be nice first, Birdy?


True.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Keda banging Ashbeeigh?

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, SW's avatar is sexy.

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh swallows :smokin

-Keda

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh strikes me as the type that would gargle before she swallowed.

[SpursWoman]

What's wrong with that?

[Melmart1]

Ashbeeigh strikes me as the type that would gargle before she swallowed.

Only if Freud and his psychobabble bullshit books approved.

[midgetonadonkey]

I just licked my shit off of my grandfather's cock. :smokin


-Horry

[Melmart1]

Where is Horry lately? Not that I am asking him back- but he has been MIA. Did he fall off the bunkbed and end up in the hospital?

[midgetonadonkey]

jman3000=Horry

[Melmart1]

I made SB sleep on the bottom bunk :smokin

-jman3000

[MannyIsGod]

Man, Tori Amos fucking owns all of you.

[Melmart1]

Man, Tori Amos fucking owns all of you.

I saw her at the Woodlands years ago. She was so fucking good I cried.

[atlfan25]

I just sucked the piss off horry's cock. :smokin

-jman3000

[MannyIsGod]

I saw her at the Woodlands years ago. She was so fucking good I cried.Jess and I saw her last year at a small theater by herself in Dallas. It was fucking awesome. She gave me chills.

[Melmart1]

Jess and I saw her last year at a small theater by herself in Dallas. It was fucking awesome. She gave me chills.

I would like to see her again, the time I saw her was right after 'Boys for Pele' came out, so it's been awhile. Shit, I still worked at HEB at the time! She kept bitching about the heat. It's Houston, babe. Go to San Antonio next time!

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel like getting shitfaced.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the best thing about going to see tori live is all the lesbian couples dressed to kill

most of which are hippies so they're not wearing bras

mmm

oh yeah, plus she's a top notch singer/songwriter

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I feel like getting shitfaced.



I just bought a 12 pack of Coors :smokin

-CBF

[Melmart1]

I got woody watching GIG's porn :smokin

-Horry

[midgetonadonkey]

I jack off to pictures of SB :smokin

-jman3000

[Melmart1]

I used to dye my hair red like Tori's. I will post pics sometime when I find some.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol there should be a -horry forum

where people can just keep posting legally retarded posts that emulate that of Horry's

i ask again i said

have any of yall seen his college forum posts?
he's like

"Texas won :smokin"

[Jekka]

I saw her at the Woodlands years ago. She was so fucking good I cried.

She's so awesome she makes herself cry. She's cried at both shows I've been to. And drooled. Woman needs to learn to hold the saliva in.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

sonic youth or slayer

both are playing here this next weekend

I PICK SLAYER

its going to own
god damnit
i hope my ears are ringing for a week

[midgetonadonkey]

You had to think about whether to go see Slayer or Sonic Youth?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

tori amos plays piano :smokin

[Melmart1]

I feel like getting shitfaced.

Don't do it! You are doing so well. Of course, if it doesn't become a habit again like it used to, it may not be so bad just once. But who am I to tell? I just hope if you do you are safe about it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Slayer will be here in one week and it doesn't look like I'm gonna make it. :pctoss

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You had to think about whether to go see Slayer or Sonic Youth?


no it was rhetorical

i went to CD universe after work today cuz it was pay day, and he was like yeah sonic youth is coming next weekend

i was like ehhh slayer is too
so we got into a discussion of who would be better live
hahahaha

[Jekka]

I used to dye my hair red like Tori's. I will post pics sometime when I find some.

Ahaha same here. My hair was all shades revolving around this for years:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/weezywantscoffee/red.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck it I'm gonna become a full time stoner again. I've decided.

[Melmart1]

Ahaha same here. My hair was all shades revolving around this for years:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/weezywantscoffee/red.jpg

My hair used to be magenta, too! And blue. And blue-black. Then it started to turn green on its own and it was time to stop dying it! :lol

[Melmart1]

My friend wanted to have magenta hair, too and she went and washed the dye out of her hair and she used hot water like a moron and ended up dying her skin cranberry for two days. I laughed so much I might have peed a little.

[midgetonadonkey]

My hair used to be magenta, too! :smokin

-Melmart1

[Melmart1]

I dyed my friend Weezi's skin cranberry :smokin

-Melmart1

[Cant_Be_Faded]

god damn jekka must have been hot like no other when she had red hair

manny u missed out

[Jekka]

My hair used to be magenta, too! And blue. And blue-black. Then it started to turn green on its own and it was time to stop dying it! :lol

Clairol professional dye with volume 40 developer - best reds, ever.

I tried black hair, but it looked like shit on me, even though my eyebrows are naturally black :wtf

And right after I stopped dyeing it (my hair was fried after 6+ years of bleaching and dyeing) the grays came.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

what is it about redheads

[Jekka]

My friend wanted to have magenta hair, too and she went and washed the dye out of her hair and she used hot water like a moron and ended up dying her skin cranberry for two days. I laughed so much I might have peed a little.

:lmao Oh that's too good.

[midgetonadonkey]

what is it about redheads

It's the red bush.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like red bush. :smokin

-midgetonadonkey

[Melmart1]

I used punky color, lasted three weeks. Still fried my hair. Funny, cus my hair used to be light brown and after the dye damage it grows in so dark its almost black now. I look like Snow fucking White.

[Jekka]

ahahaha - fire crotch.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

midge you dont drink or smoke anymore?

you've changed

[midgetonadonkey]

If a redheaded chick grows hair around her asshole, will that be red too?

[SpursWoman]

The worst I did was fucking orange when Sun In first came out. I now leave that shit to the professionals. Even though Slomo made it look green in that picture. :lol

[Jekka]

Oh I killed my hair with bleach and permanent dye - my first year away from home I would dye my hair pretty much whenever I was bored. The woman who cut my hair after that year made me use Cholesterol on it - that shit is awesome.

[atlfan25]

Jman3000 is too soft at this point to go out with silverblack. She is tougher than him, which would not make a good match.

He will need to overcome that for it to work. At this point he is a good match for someone who is as soft as toilet paper as he is. Angel is the only person who comes to mind.

[midgetonadonkey]

midge you dont drink or smoke anymore?

you've changed

No shit man and I don't like it. I'm going back to my old pre-alcohol days. From this day forward I don't go anywhere without a dime in my back pocket.

But I'm still staying off of the booze.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

what does cholesterol do

[Cant_Be_Faded]

No shit man and I don't like it. I'm going back to my old pre-alcohol days. From this day forward I don't go anywhere without a dime in my back pocket.

But I'm still staying off of the booze.

you should turn all your beer fat into sheer muscle then become an Old Dime Man
you already have clientele outta the library

[midgetonadonkey]

All I need is some start up capital.

[Melmart1]

:lmao Oh that's too good.

What's worse is it was the showers in my dorm- the shower curtain and all the grout was hot pink. We scrubbed her till she almost bled and surely had a new layer of skin, to no avail. Two days later, she was putting her moisturizer on her face and the shit started coming off. So I drew her a map (this was Seattle and she was visiting) to go to Payless to buy more moisturizer while I was in class.

On the way back, an Asian tourist stopped her and said "Was wrong wif you, you have some sort skin disease?" :lmao

btw, in Seattle Payless is a drug store, not a shoe store. Payless shoes up there is called Discount Shoe Source.

[Jekka]

what does cholesterol do

It's in the "ethnic hair" section of most stores, it mega-moisturizes, but it looks scary and you have to leave it in for like an hour.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I went to work today and left my girlfriend with one task on her day off:

please get me a twenty sack

now im resigned to drinking coors so i can get fat

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It's in the "ethnic hair" section of most stores, it mega-moisturizes, but it looks scary and you have to leave it in for like an hour.


it mega moisturizes

so does that give it more volume or does it make you have kinky hair

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you give her a black eye so she knows to never disobey you again?

[SpursWoman]

If I could turn all of my fat into sheer muscle I could kill all of you with just a dirty look.

[Jekka]

What's worse is it was the showers in my dorm- the shower curtain and all the grout was hot pink. We scrubbed her till she almost bled and surely had a new layer of skin, to no avail. Two days later, she was putting her moisturizer on her face and the shit started coming off. So I drew her a map (this was Seattle and she was visiting) to go to Payless to buy more moisturizer while I was in class.

On the way back, an Asian tourist stopped her and said "Was wrong wif you, you have some sort skin disease?" :lmao

btw, in Seattle Payless is a drug store, not a shoe store. Payless shoes up there is called Discount Shoe Source.

:lmao

Oddly enough, I want to dye my hair now. It's an evil addiction, I don't think you ever beat it totally.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol no but there is an all expense paid trip to bukkake land in store for tonight

[midgetonadonkey]

If I could turn all of my fat into sheer muscle I could kill all of you with just a dirty look. :smokin

-SW

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i don't like the new SW

[Melmart1]

:lmao

Oddly enough, I want to dye my hair now. It's an evil addiction, I don't think you ever beat it totally.

I know, I have gotten the itch to go red again recently, too :depressed I haven't done it in at least 6 years, maybe more. Must.Resist.Urge.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and to cut it short. I haven't had it short since last time it was red. Must.Resist.Urge.

[SpursWoman]

:lol

[Jekka]

Man, the red dye NEVER COMES OUT, that's the main reason I stopped. It fades in weeks but never leaves ... ever. I must remind myself of this so I won't do it again.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

im gonna get cholesterol and douse my hair in it so i can look like i have ethnic hair too :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't go back to the Quattro and repost some of the greatest -Horrys.
:pctoss

[atlfan25]

I sensed someone talking about bukkake so I'm here.

But I don't have anything to say.

Deuce.

[Jekka]

Oh, and to cut it short. I haven't had it short since last time it was red. Must.Resist.Urge.

Short hair fucking rocks - I love it when my hair is chin length or shorter, but it's a lot of maintainence, and I don't have money to get my hair cut every 6 weeks.

[Melmart1]

That, and my hair is so dark I would have to bleach it first to get the red to take.

[Jekka]

im gonna get cholesterol and douse my hair in it so i can look like i have ethnic hair too :smokin

:lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

it's hard to pull short hair though

jekk does the fat turn your hair kinky or what

i really dont get it

[Melmart1]

I sensed someone talking about bukkake so I'm here.

But I don't have anything to say.

Deuce.

You would have something to say if Katy was in here.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mel turned this thread into a fucking beauty shop. I thought dykes just spike their short Rosie O'Donnell hair and that was that.

[angel_luv]

Jman3000 is too soft at this point to go out with silverblack. She is tougher than him, which would not make a good match.

He will need to overcome that for it to work. At this point he is a good match for someone who is as soft as toilet paper as he is. Angel is the only person who comes to mind.


Those darn Angel soft commercials- ruining my rep. hahahaha

[Melmart1]

Mel turned this thread into a fucking beauty shop. I thought dykes just spike their short Rosie O'Donnell hair and that was that.

Rosie is a diesel dyke. No,fuck that. She doesn't even qualify as that. She is scary man-hating dyke. I am a lipstick lesbian. I don't hate men. I like them :smokin

[SpursWoman]

I like my hair long ... so I don't ever have to get it cut if I don't want too, and it doesn't look that much different. I got my bi-annual job last Saturday.

Highlights blend away the grey better than straight-up color. :tu

[Jekka]

it's hard to pull short hair though

jekk does the fat turn your hair kinky or what

i really dont get it

It makes kinky hair more smooth and less crazy. Your hair is already really straight, I don't even know what it would do to your hair :lol

[Jekka]

Mel turned this thread into a fucking beauty shop. I thought dykes just spike their short Rosie O'Donnell hair and that was that.

Unless you're a lipstick lesbian.

Edit: Dammit, Mel beat me to it.

[Melmart1]

And what the hell are you bitching about anyways, Midget. I am letting you march in the parade with my bitch, you fucking floater.

[midgetonadonkey]

Rosie is a diesel dyke. No,fuck that. She doesn't even qualify as that. She is scary man-hating dyke. I am a lipstick lesbian. I don't hate men. I like them :smokin

Since you are the lipstick does that mean you fuck nothing but man hating dykes. Two lipstick dykes can't be together. I think there are laws against that.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ohhhh okay so its grease grease

i thought it was some kinda special grease

i want ethnic hair so badly, my hair sucks, it reached maximum ownage around the time of graduation but someone cut it in my sleep

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I wish my hair was exactly like mouse's

mouse looks just like the lead singer of SLAYER

[Melmart1]

It makes kinky hair more smooth and less crazy. Your hair is already really straight, I don't even know what it would do to your hair :lol

Dude, it would get stuck to the side of his face and he would look like a greaser. Might as well smooth some manteca in, it would be cheaper.

[midgetonadonkey]

And what the hell are you bitching about anyways, Midget. I am letting you march in the parade with my bitch, you fucking floater.

Fuck that. Your bitch probably looks like me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manteca roflr oflrofl

[Melmart1]

Fuck that. Your bitch probably looks like me.

You'd probably still fuck her if she did. Oh, wait. She isn't fat. My bad.

[SpursWoman]

I wish my hair was exactly like mouse's

mouse looks just like the lead singer of SLAYER

Grow it long and get a body wave ... it gives it more scraggly-looking volume without the curls, and then tie it back. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

You'd probably still fuck her if she did. Oh, wait. She isn't fat. My bad.

Good point. I probably would.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart gives me a chubby.

[Jekka]

Dude, it would get stuck to the side of his face and he would look like a greaser. Might as well smooth some manteca in, it would be cheaper.

:lol

[Melmart1]

manteca roflr oflrofl

Did you know there is lard, then there is certified lard? I remember from my HEB days, they had both. I think one was 10 cents more than the other.

Certified Manteca- when you care to give the very best cholesterol.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manteca is one of the funniest urban mexican words ever

my mom used to store it in giant jars then throw it over the fence on new years so it would kill all the neighbor's foilage

[Melmart1]

Funny thing? Most of the cheap-ass Mexicans settled for the uncertified manteca.

[Melmart1]

manteca is one of the funniest urban mexican words ever

my mom used to store it in giant jars then throw it over the fence on new years so it would kill all the neighbor's foilage

CBF's mom rolls hard.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

my mom used to be in mookie's mom's rival gang

[Melmart1]

Melmart gives me a chubby.

Delmonte?

[MannyIsGod]

Since you are the lipstick does that mean you fuck nothing but man hating dykes. Two lipstick dykes can't be together. I think there are laws against that.Lipstick lesbians are together in the heads of all men.

Man, I just OWNED someone at the tables and got OWNED in the exact same manner on another table a few hands later. That'll teach me some damn humility.

[midgetonadonkey]

My friend was going to hook me up with some chick he met so we go to her place which happened to be projects. We go inside and she has a recliner and 2 lawn chairs in her living room. The seats were taken and my friend and I didn't have anywhere to sit so she brought out 2 of the big 5 gallon buckets of manteca for us to sit on. I just kept thinking, this is a lot of fucking manteca.

[SpursWoman]

Delmonte?

:lmao :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[SpursWoman]

There's a hot piece of ass on my couch but I'm going to stay here and post. :smokin

-KEDA

[Melmart1]

My friend was going to hook me up with some chick he met so we go to her place which happened to be projects. We go inside and she has a recliner and 2 lawn chairs in her living room. The seats were taken and my friend and I didn't have anywhere to sit so she brought out 2 of the big 5 gallon buckets of manteca for us to sit on. I just kept thinking, this is a lot of fucking manteca.

Most people call that ghetto. I call it Mexican ingenuity.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Most people call that ghetto. I call it Mexican ingenuity.
god damnit, so many sig worhty posts in one week

[MannyIsGod]

http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/lard_small.gif

[Melmart1]

http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/lard_small.gif

But is that certified?

[MannyIsGod]

http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/lard.gif

Here's the bigger one to fit Midge's ass.

[midgetonadonkey]

Interesting side note to that story, later that night I was banging the chick and her 2 year old son walked in on us. Instead of stopping and covering up, she told him to go ahead and watch tv until "mommy is done with her friend". So for the next 20 minutes I was boning this chick with her son in the room watching Johnny Bravo. That was a strange night.

[MannyIsGod]

Man, I don't care if my manteca is certified. It better just make my refried fucking beans right.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/lard.gif

Here's the bigger one to fit Midge's ass.

:lmao

I would need one of those for each ass cheek.

[MannyIsGod]

Interesting side note to that story, later that night I was banging the chick and her 2 year old son walked in on us. Instead of stopping and covering up, she told him to go ahead and watch tv until "mommy is done with her friend". So for the next 20 minutes I was boning this chick with her son in the room watching Johnny Bravo. That was a strange night.Damn dude. You might as well complete the story by telling us that she was pregnant and bought the lard with WIC.

[Jekka]

Interesting side note to that story, later that night I was banging the chick and her 2 year old son walked in on us. Instead of stopping and covering up, she told him to go ahead and watch tv until "mommy is done with her friend". So for the next 20 minutes I was boning this chick with her son in the room watching Johnny Bravo. That was a strange night.

That's disturbing ... to say the least. Damn. :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

if anyone has not listened to Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned from the new Tool album, i highly suggest it

its a masterpeice

[midgetonadonkey]

I miss Johnny Bravo. Why don't they show that anymore? That was a funny show.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol midge is a pimp

[Melmart1]

Manteca makes me laugh :smokin

-CBF

[Cant_Be_Faded]

-cbf posts make me laugh :smokin

-cbf

[Melmart1]

Manteca is funny, I saiddd! :smokin

-CBF

[Cant_Be_Faded]

this has been the most sigworthy week in spurstalk history i said

[Trainwreck2100]

I like my pussy.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm enjoying owning the fuck out of Joch in the political forum.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

manny i was owning joch in the political forum when you were first discoveirng online poker

[Cant_Be_Faded]

gculo makes joch look like melmart

[MannyIsGod]

I don't even bother with Gculo. And bitch, I was owning people in the political forum before you were born. I was here at 2 years old telling these stupid bitches just how stupid they were so back the fuck up.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

maybe, but jochchchdhchehacfhakdsfjaxcklvjaxklvjaxkljajaam came to spurstalk when i was already here, and i owned his chode like fifteen times before you ever crossed your republican party line to scoff at him

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i made fun of his johnny depp avatar at least a thousand times

[MannyIsGod]

Thats bullshit. I was the first to tangle with Joch. I'm trying to use the search to verify, but I can only do one search a minute. WTF?

[MannyIsGod]

I'm about as republican as you are gay

[MannyIsGod]

I take that back, that would make me pretty damn Republican woudln't it?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ha ha ha ha ha that's about as funny as AIDS

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the one search per minute thing does try my patience too

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah, the search limitations almost made me turn into the hulk.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol, 2blonde said in the troll forum that she named a guy Delmonte cuz of his chode

[mookie2001]

manny has changed

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mookie, you missed a conversation earlier in which i told everyone how my mom was in a rival gang of your mom's

[mookie2001]

oh yeah?
what thread

that was just 70s street bullshit

my mom didnt want your moms chop, she wanted her life.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

fuck u hoe, my mom could have shanked your mom in the face every 3rd block

if your mom hadn't paid the 40 bones she owed, you would just be a dream

[midgetonadonkey]

ha ha ha ha ha that's about as funny as AIDS

Don't knock AIDS. It's pretty funny.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/chonchon.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

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Seriously dude. What the fuck?? Post something dammit!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Say hi or tell me to shut the fuck up, just post something.

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 9 (6 members and 3 guests)
midgetonadonkey, Extra Stout, MannyIsGod, 2Blonde, SpursWoman, 1Billups1

You made a powerful enemy today.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

1billups1 is a fucking narc dude blatantly

[Cant_Be_Faded]

45 total posts, he's a fucking narc

[midgetonadonkey]

Now that I think back to it...I should've sat on the manteca bucket as the chick rode me. I could've been one of the few people that can say, "I fucked a chick on a bucket of manteca".

[Cant_Be_Faded]

back in high school we used to always say "that's about as funny as AIDS" until they banned that saying

[midgetonadonkey]

back in high school we used to always say "that's about as funny as AIDS" until they banned that saying

That's funny. Do you mind if I use that? Not on the forum of course but at work and around family?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

no, it's funny as hell

someone would say something stupid, and we'd say "that's about as funny as AIDS" to be sarcastic

OR

someone would say something funny, and we'd say "that's about as funny as AIDS" to sarcastically acquiesce to their style of comedy

it's a versatile saying, i rarely use it these days....some dumbass started an AIDS thread a few days ago, i think saying Mavs fans are as gay as Aids, and that reminded me of it

[mookie2001]

its cool as aids?

[mookie2001]

one can also substitute "late term abortion" for aids

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOLOL i forgot about that one

[Melmart1]

the one search per minute thing does try my patience too

You can only search once per minute? :wtf

[midgetonadonkey]

1Billups1 is now gone.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna stalk that fucker. Find out what he's up to.

[Blanche Devereaux]

Which one of you young hunks wants the night of his life?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

dude he has forty five TOTAL POSTS

he is the definition of a fucking narc

just like whottt
shows up to a GTG, is an old school poster, but not a single picture? I dont fucking think so

narc central

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i would L blanche's AH

[Cant_Be_Faded]

forty five total posts, forty five total fucking hours spying on the quattro/oh shits

he's a narc

[Melmart1]

dude he has forty five TOTAL POSTS

he is the definition of a fucking narc

just like whottt
shows up to a GTG, is an old school poster, but not a single picture? I dont fucking think so

narc central

I remember seeing pictures of whottt in a gtg thread. Wait one minute, then go do a search :lol

[Blanche Devereaux]

i would L blanche's AH

Now this is what I like hearing.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I remember seeing pictures of whottt in a gtg thread. Wait one minute, then go do a search :lol


i guaruntee you wont find it

every GTG of all time

whott only went to one, and there were no pics at all, even though supposedly he got buzzed off of 1dollar margaritas

meanwhile there are like 4 pics of mookie and pego and me even though we tried to avoid pictures

[Extra Stout]

No no I've seen whottt he borrowed Hugh Grant's hair

[Extra Stout]

And you are seriously one no-facial-hair having skinny Mexican

[ashbeeigh]

damn, it took like an hour to get caught up. Y'all are crazy assholes.

[Extra Stout]

No dammit I don't want to get you drunk

[ashbeeigh]

I love how everyone can turn things i say into come ones. I'm the least up front person you'll ever meet in your life. :flipoff

[Melmart1]

i guaruntee you wont find it

every GTG of all time

whott only went to one, and there were no pics at all, even though supposedly he got buzzed off of 1dollar margaritas

meanwhile there are like 4 pics of mookie and pego and me even though we tried to avoid pictures

You are wrong, I saiddd!!

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=898183&postcount=154

[MannyIsGod]

Whottt came to another GTG where he didn't get ass drunk.

[MannyIsGod]

I actually like Whottt in person. He's a pretty funny dude.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

You are wrong, I saiddd!!

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=898183&postcount=154



whoa, i fuckin missed those gtg pics

i was talkin about the iceman's pub gtg he went to

rolling on the floor laughing, whott looks absolutely nothing what i pictured him as

if he weren't conservative he'd actually be pretty cool, but then again, the romain sato avatar gives him like 88 extra faith points

extra stout--at least i can still pull over fly illegal hoochies without fail, also, when i am 40 i will still have my vibrant good looks; the young factor sucked when i was actually young, but now that age is catching up, the young factor is a blessing

[Cant_Be_Faded]

BTW, even though whottt looks like he may be cool, he still fits the bill of a narc

so manny, i'd watch out

[Melmart1]

What does a narc look like? Could jman be a narc? He was spying on Kori's house yesterday...

[ashbeeigh]

Oh. I think I will make myself a cherry vanilla dr pepper float. That would be fun. I have the most fun filled life in the world. No one try to stop the fun. I'll...I don't know yet.

[Extra Stout]

extra stout--at least i can still pull over fly illegal hoochies without fail, also, when i am 40 i will still have my vibrant good looks; the young factor sucked when i was actually young, but now that age is catching up, the young factor is a blessing
Do you make the hoochies clean your house afterward?