Oh Shit!!! (2)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That, i cannot testify to.

But all i am saying is that yes, i look young, and yes, friends, cops, and enemies have owned me beause of it, but as I get older it becomes an advantage :smokin

I'm already 22, and I still look not a day past 17
If i hadn't inherited my dad's receeding hairline, i'd be 60 and still look 30

[Extra Stout]

Since I have you at a disadvantage, I will reveal... I look like an older, taller, fatter Roy Oswalt.

I'm not like San Antonio fat though.

[Melmart1]

Since I have you at a disadvantage, I will reveal... I look like an older, taller, fatter Roy Oswalt.

I'm not like San Antonio fat though.

Since I never get to post this...

:ttiwwp:

[Cant_Be_Faded]

so your screen name reveals itself

marriotts and neocons think my screen name refers to myself, but in actuality it refers to:

Tim Duncan
Vince Young
Bruce Bowen

In that order

[ashbeeigh]

Since I never get to post this...

:ttiwwp:

:tu and what's San Antonio fat?

[Extra Stout]

Since I never get to post this...

:ttiwwp:

OK, fine, drum roll please...







































































http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/oswaltbow.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://random-m.com/images/1matrix.jpg

[Melmart1]

:lmao @ ES

[Cant_Be_Faded]

am i the only oh shitter to have seen the matrix for the first time on video, and not in the theatre?

[Trainwreck2100]

just once I'd like to go to a GTG and not look like an ass in the picture.

[Extra Stout]

so your screen name reveals itself


My screen name refers to my liking Guiness Extra Stout. Also, I'm ethnic-plurality Irish.

[Melmart1]

Am I the only Shitter to have never seen anything except the original?

[ashbeeigh]

I haven't cbf, but I don't even know if some of them would count me a true shitter.

[Extra Stout]

am i the only oh shitter to have seen the matrix for the first time on video, and not in the theatre?
I saw t for the first time on video, but I don't think I qualify as a shitter. This is more like a recurring guest appearance.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

isn't it ironic that the most radio popular single from To Venus and Back is the absolute worst song on the CD?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

My screen name refers to my liking Guiness Extra Stout. Also, I'm ethnic-plurality Irish.


i am bull shitting (oh shitting?) dude, stop hating on me just because i dont accept your god i askkkk

[Trainwreck2100]

http://random-m.com/images/1035375240_dance69vs3kq1.gif

[Extra Stout]

i am bull shitting (oh shitting?) dude, stop hating on me just because i dont accept your god i askkkk
Lighten up, we stopped killing infidels a long time ago. Now at worst you get the comfy chair and maybe the soft cushions. Our two primary weapons are fear and surprise...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

one of hte greatest feelings i have ever had in my entire life was shrooming and listening to Venus and Back while looking at a Venus and Back tori poster

the poster was singing to me i said

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Suede

[Extra Stout]

...and ruthless efficiency

OK

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the REAL question is

does ruthless efficiency take it up the pooper? :smokin

-train

[Extra Stout]

...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope

OK

Our four...

No

Amongst our weapons, um

Amongst our weaponry

[Extra Stout]

...are such elements as fear and surprise...

Hold on, I'll come in again.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ES your posting manner confuses and confounds my perception

your attacks on me in the political forum were bewildering as well

you are hereby known as the enigma

[Cant_Be_Faded]

something about the song Datura while on shrooms just makes you truely open your Third Eye

[Extra Stout]

See, me in this thread is like Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/Dex4788/Fun/c-walk_hit.jpg[IMG]

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the brothas
the brothas
the brothas
the brothas

[Trainwreck2100]

one of hte greatest feelings i have ever had in my entire life was shrooming and listening to Venus and Back while looking at a Venus and Back tori poster

the poster was singing to me i said


This is what drugs gets you

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2522/downwardspiral1xb.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

what is funny is that 2 and 6 are hot, but hte rest are equally ugly imo

dude, shrooms are harmless


any neocon that denies a "drug" that comes from the earth is a definitive hypocrite....not to label you a neocon, but it is not only against the christian faith to deny that which comes from the earth, but also against common human logic

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That picture is bad ass man

she obviously went through bouts of different drugs

amphetiamines, maybe some heroin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

so many sigworthy posts in one month

[jman3000]

#10 is sporting a fairly awesome mullet.

[Extra Stout]

any neocon that denies a "drug" that comes from the earth is a definitive hypocrite....not to label you a neocon, but it is not only against the christian faith to deny that which comes from the earth, but also against common human logic
You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church: "But it is not only against the Christian faith..."

How do you plead?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

native cultures have used shrooms and peyote as their RELIGIONS for decades longer before christianity tainted the States

what say you, ES?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ES your posts are bewildering me

my right hand reasoning faculty tells me you are just fucking with me

but my anti neocon detector is going wild

come clean dude
you are tormenting me

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3453/cubes31lr.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

what is funny is that 2 and 6 are hot, but hte rest are equally ugly imo

dude, shrooms are harmless


any neocon that denies a "drug" that comes from the earth is a definitive hypocrite....not to label you a neocon, but it is not only against the christian faith to deny that which comes from the earth, but also against common human logic


It was a damn joke

[Trainwreck2100]

http://random-m.com/images/1410113596_Windowkid.jpg

[Extra Stout]

Ooh, now Cardinal, bring out the rack!

http://img.nextag.com/image/Cuisipro_3_pc_Dish/1/000/000/649/876/64987656.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

trainwreck is easily most underrated poster of the year

although the bulk of his posts come from funny pictures

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It was a damn joke



u think those all arent the same chick?

if they are, she wasn't takin shrooms


she was addicted to speed, coke, crystal meth, crack, heroin, probably in that order

[Extra Stout]

Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

a fart on thomas putnam!

[Trainwreck2100]

Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?


somebody find a duck

[jman3000]

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3453/cubes31lr.jpg
Head should be switched

[Extra Stout]

Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ES i give up on you, you are purposely screwing with a fucked up man's mind

this, ES, is one of the few laws against my own personal thought system, something someone like you would label as a "religion"

i call it:

Trainwreckantievaism

[Extra Stout]

I did this once to a man in a poker game... not only did I take all his money, but I got his job, his house note, and his wife had to do my landscaping.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ES is one of my favorite spurs/nba forum posters :smokin

-CBF

[Extra Stout]

You might have done something else with his wife, but I will not because I am PURE.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

okay, the girlfriend is coming home from work

it was fun
ES, i still dont konw what to think of you, im not shitfaced as evidenced by my lack of spelling errors, but i am drunk and you have totally mindfucked me tonight

laters

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I post in such a way to make me seem mentally retarded :smokin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

-horry

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/images/monkey_steals_peach.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I just posted the I See pic :smokin

-trainwreck

[Cant_Be_Faded]

god damnit trainwreck

if you were really this cool i would have moved away from the whole thirdcoast/jekka scene and hung out with you


we were all so high, i just remember being nervous and glued to my seat

[Jekka]

god damnit trainwreck

if you were really this cool i would have moved away from the whole thirdcoast/jekka scene and hung out with you

Yeah, that scene sucked.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

thirdcoast was proving his manly dominance of manny and jekka was silently approving of his actions

[Jekka]

one of hte greatest feelings i have ever had in my entire life was shrooming and listening to Venus and Back while looking at a Venus and Back tori poster

the poster was singing to me i said

You should drink datura tea while listening to "Datura".

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i looked up the recipe multiple times but it does not work, they lie

have YOU done said act?

[Jekka]

thirdcoast was proving his manly dominance of manny and jekka was silently approving of his actions

Thirdcoast had no manly dominance over Manny.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

the entire venus and back album was meant to be listened to on shrooms

when listened to vab on shrooms i was branded a tori fan for life, i am convinced she went trippy electronic on that album for the sole purpose of being heard on shrooms

[Jekka]

i looked up the recipe multiple times but it does not work, they lie

have YOU done said act?

No - I know several people that have done datura and it's really easy to get really fucking sick with it. I'd try ayahuasca before datura.

[Jekka]

the entire venus and back album was meant to be listened to on shrooms

when listened to vab on shrooms i was branded a tori fan for life, i am convinced she went trippy electronic on that album for the sole purpose of being heard on shrooms

I have no idea where to get shrooms in SA - I don't like people enough to network. Otherwise I'd definitely try TVAB on them.

[Trainwreck2100]

Talking about your history of drug use isnt the best thing to do in a public forum

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I don't like people enough to network.

this is the only reason i communicate with you

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Talking about your history of drug use isnt the best thing to do in a public forum


i am going to tell kori to delete CBF and every post once i hit 15K

then i will never post again

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i post too compulsively when i am alone, so i gotta get kori to erase all of my nonsense

[Trainwreck2100]

i post too compulsively when i am alone, so i gotta get kori to erase all of my nonsense


why don't you just edit your stuff right now?

[Jekka]

Why 15k?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

dude that would take hours upon hours
i am already the 10th most bulky spurstalker of all time

and i didnt even realize it

i must get them to delete it all

somehow, someway, i will get htem to save the Conservative Haiku though

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Of anything i have ever said in this entire forum, conservative haiku is the funniest

you have to admit it

its fucking gold

[ashbeeigh]

15k sounds like a good round number. I would support that cbf.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ya'll are lucky i do not live in san antonio, or austin anymore


cuz i was the one out of our crew that wanted to go to that GTG, if we had all lived in san antonio, we woulda gone to alot, and i would have smoked out trainwreck and exposed innocent jekk to shrooms

then manny would have been angered

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm never working out again, it's fucking midnight and it feels like it's 3am

[Jekka]

Manny would probably have partaken of the shrooms.

[Trainwreck2100]

ya'll are lucky i do not live in san antonio, or austin anymore


cuz i was the one out of our crew that wanted to go to that GTG, if we had all lived in san antonio, we woulda gone to alot, and i would have smoked out trainwreck and exposed innocent jekk to shrooms

then manny would have been angered

Trainwreck does not smoke, it's part of a ladder system sex before foriegn sunstances. (alsohol doesn't count)

[katyon6th]

I just took some drugs. I hope they don't knock me the fuck out.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

lol at the GTG mookie asked manny if he wanted to smoke but he reclined

i was like no thanks cuz i was too paranoid that timvp would rat us all out

[katyon6th]

I would've smoked that shit.

Manny is a pussy. And so is CBF.

[Trainwreck2100]

lol at the GTG mookie asked manny if he wanted to smoke but he reclined

i was like no thanks cuz i was too paranoid that timvp would rat us all out


I remeber that, it was at halftime

[MannyIsGod]

Katy calling me a pussy is like KEDA telling me I need to get more ass. It just doesn't fly.

[MannyIsGod]

I think when Mookie asked me to smoke I was still planning on finding a new job because I didn't realize I was good at poker.

[MannyIsGod]

Katy calling me a pussy is like Ashbeigh calling someone ugly. It just doesn't fly.

[MannyIsGod]

Katy calling me a pussy is like CBF telling me I need to grow facial hair. It just doesn't fly.

[MannyIsGod]

Katy calling me a pussy is like Ashbeigh calling someone ugly...oh wait I alread did that one.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

hahaha
yeah dude he asked timvp and he said no, then asked manny and he was like nope not tonight i said

then i was like fuck that we are amongst narcs

then when pego was gone they called his number for a george gervin visor and he was pissed for days for msising out

[MannyIsGod]

You motherfuckers are the most paranoid bitches I've ever met. No one cares if you smoke weed. ITS WEED. Man, it is like you guys are in a perpetual state of high paranoia. I bet CBF doesn't even speed because he thinks the satellites are watching him.

[2Blonde]

I just dyed the under layer of my daughter's hair bright pink. It looks pretty awesome. The top is brown and the underneath is kind of a magenta hot pink. Pretty cool !!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I never speed, EVER, not bc of satellites, but because of i am a brown invidiual who grew up in victoria. dude, i would remove a police officer's teeth with jagged pliers if I had the chance, i would clamp his neck veins and twist them with tongs, only because I have grown up and been dicked over in the racist town of victoria.

i am a fucked up individual when it comes to cops
therefore i am paranoid
mookie only lived there since he was like 8
i spent my whole life there

manny dont get me started
i could spew my putrid poetry for hours about how fucked up i am when it comes to cops

[MannyIsGod]

Holy shit, NeoGenisis Evangelion is awesome.

[MannyIsGod]

I"ve spent my time in cuffs falsely. I feel you.

[mookie2001]

if manny says let your guard down, then do it

I dont even think he keeps one up in the chamber for the jackers and the dopefiends

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Holy shit, NeoGenisis Evangelion is awesome.

i could never get into that, but i thought gundam wing was bad ass
marquis ruled

[MannyIsGod]

I haven't seen Gudam Wing - YET - but I'm all into the giant robot shit so I'll probably get it. I wonder if I can get all the Voltron episodes on DVD or something. That'd be fucking sweet.

We got the entire Evangelion collection from Amazon for 45 bucks. Amazon fucking rules.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

overstock owns amazon, i have heard

[MannyIsGod]

Yeah but overstock doens't always have everything like Amazon. Plus I got a free Amazon Prime membershp so I get overnight shipping for 3 bucks and 2 day air for free. Thats pretty sweet shit. I got my last 19 inch LCD monitor from Amazon and got a bad ass deal on it plus it got here within a couple of days (UPS fucked that up). I love Amazon.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck it. Fuck it all.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

if i am in an incredible debt, and i have absolutely nothing to live for, isn't the only true niche for me in this country to join the armed forces?


I am totally against all what you already know i am against, yet I feel myself being sucked into the vortex of minorities joining the armed forces because they feel they have no other out

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I am so confused

[midgetonadonkey]

There is always an option.

Drop out of society and live underground.

[midgetonadonkey]

Move to Mexico. Live under the radar for a couple of years.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

everything that meant anything to me is fake and dead, as pompous as i sounded to my cousins when i told them they were idiots for joining the navy, i feel myself being drawn towards the same force which sucked them in

[MannyIsGod]

Don't do it. Find a job within your means. Or move somewhere with a lower cost of living.

[katyon6th]

Just say no, goddamnit.

[midgetonadonkey]

If you join the Navy I'll join with you. Fuck it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

elpimpo professes on his genius mind that any moderately intelligent invdividual the army gets, goes to a non-infantry position because the army realizes and knows they are not the common marriott

and i am not tryin to sound pompous, but i know i am sharper than 80% of the armed forces

[midgetonadonkey]

Wait, isn't the Navy full of gay dudes?

[midgetonadonkey]

So you are gonna go be a Navy General?

[timvp]

Tu soy el army.

[katyon6th]

Navy men look fucking hot in their white uniforms.

Oh dear.

[MannyIsGod]

I thought about joining a lot within the past 2 years. But really, it would have been a bad idea. I've got a plan to get out of the debt I built up when I was a high roller then came tumbling down.

Making a ton of money when I was too damn young to manage it was the worst thing that could have happend to me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

but then again, i have been screwed over by the man so many times, i think elpimpo's idea only applies to people not like me

[Cant_Be_Faded]

in either case, the armed forces sucking me in just makes me realize how unavoidable the force is to people stupider and more mariott-like than me

god

everything does suck though
im going to look into this, fuck the navy though, i hate water

[MannyIsGod]

CBF, you'd have your choice of job in the armed forces. I took the ASVAB in high school and got a point off of a perfect score. I had recruiters on my jock for years after that telling me I'd have any job I wanted and blah blah blah.

[timvp]

I thought CBF was some sort of insect specialist. For real.

Why is my man joining the Army?

[timvp]

But yeah if things ever did go down and we were at war, I'd join the army but only if I could be in the front lines. I wouldn't want to do the boring things. Just put me out in front.

:smokin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

stop being sarcastic timvp ive had enoguh of you ruining me i thought oh shit was the only place i could hide from the abuse
for reals ive never seen someone take so long to get over a chode bloading


manny, that's exactly what pimpo says, but i just find it so hard to belive that the white man would take my talents to heart

[mookie2001]

he got ripped off by some dallas korean gangsters

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i mean i'm no slade strauch
i would better serve my country with my mind than my muscles

[timvp]

wtf I for real thought you graduated with some degree regarding insects.

for real.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

there are probably 10000000000 people just like me wanting to join up, if only it were like the movie In the Army Now, and my brother were a pool man

[mookie2001]

cbf is a lab specialist

[Kori Ellis]

What sucks so much that you are contemplating it? Are you just going through a rough time financially or just trying to figure out where you are headed?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

wtf I for real thought you graduated with some degree regarding insects.

for real.



i took one fucking maymester class of entomology

i took it knowing i would miss out on 50% of the spurs playoffs but i took it cuz i did not want to take 18 hours in the fall, and it was worth it, yes i missed out on bad ass games, but we saw the true beauty of west texas, and yes, a shitload of spiders and bugs

i could apply for a job of spiders but there are shitloads of people more qualifies than I

[Cant_Be_Faded]

What sucks so much that you are contemplating it? Are you just going through a rough time financially or just trying to figure out where you are headed?


yes exactly

[timvp]

cbf is a lab specialist

Is this true or is this like the time you said CBF put his puppies in a grocery bag and threw them out the window on a highway?

[mookie2001]

cbf i can get you a job at my work

but we already have a few mexicanos with your name already

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i am going tommorow to find a sergeant

just like chode regulator did

[Kori Ellis]

What's your degree in (if not bugs)? What do you really want to do?

[mookie2001]

Is this true or is this like the time you said CBF put his puppies in a grocery bag and threw them out the window on a highway?

that was elpimpo

and thats a true story

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Is this true or is this like the time you said CBF put his puppies in a grocery bag and threw them out the window on a highway?

that was pimpo

he suffocated and killed 12 hand sized puppies
CBF would never do that
EVER

[timvp]

i took one fucking maymester class of entomology

i took it knowing i would miss out on 50% of the spurs playoffs but i took it cuz i did not want to take 18 hours in the fall, and it was worth it, yes i missed out on bad ass games, but we saw the true beauty of west texas, and yes, a shitload of spiders and bugs

i could apply for a job of spiders but there are shitloads of people more qualifies than I

Oh my bad. Didn't you graduate from UT lately or am I mixing you up with elpimpo?

[mookie2001]

youll have to go by cbf

[timvp]

i am going tommorow to find a sergeant

Don't dooooooooooooo itttttttttt.

CBF isn't armed forces material. He needs to do something different.

[MannyIsGod]

Poker is flat out cruel as hell.

[jman3000]

my cousin just got from 2 tours in Iraq ... I don't think you want any part of that shit.

[Gatita]

my cousin just got from 2 tours in Iraq ... I don't think you want any part of that shit.

My brother is on his 3rd tour. He said it is a hell of alot worse then it was in the beginning.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CBF is an exlonghorn, pimpo is a future longhorn

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i am going to purposely do bad on any test they give me just so i have a greater chance of being hazed by my comrades and shot in the face by ragheads

[Kori Ellis]

CBF is an exlonghorn, pimpo is a future longhorn

So you graduated from UT?

Where did elpimpo go to school?

And what about Mookie and that pego? :)

[Das Texan]

tonight was fun.

grey moss inn is a great place.

since i left there have been 15 pages added to this. damn.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

no comment on my dawgs, dont wanna give out any extra info

but cbf is a certified ut grad
biology

[Kori Ellis]

but cbf is a certified ut grad
biology

Okay, then I know the rest. I just had two of you mixed up.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Motherfucking sobriety checkpoint right at the top of my street!
Ain't that about a bitch?!?!?!!?

[Kori Ellis]

no comment on my dawgs, dont wanna give out any extra info

but cbf is a certified ut grad
biology

So do you want to go to Med School?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i hope they beat me with socked soap like private pyle in full metal jacket

[MannyIsGod]

Man, fuck sobriety checkpoints. Thats somplete bullshit.

[Trainwreck2100]

somebody put a eva and tony thread in the Spurs forum

http://www.ezekielbearsports.com/bbs/images/yahoo/rollseyes.gif

[Das Texan]

fuck cops.

[MannyIsGod]

Kori and LJ, are you guys playing any poker this weekend?

[NASpurs]

HAL is pretty close to splitting this one up again. Oh Shit!!! (3) coming soon in the next 96 posts.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So if I walk to the store to get more beer, and I have to go right by all those cops ( I just found out that it was a FUGITIVE checkpoint as well, but that's not the issue at the moment), even if I'm not acting a fool,can they still mess with me even though all I'm doing is CARRYING beer?
That'd be just my luck, too.

[NASpurs]

I love Firefox because of the tabbed browsing but I fucking hate it when I click on a link with my middle mouse button and it doesn't open up a new tab :madrun

Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't

[Silver21_Black20]

HAL is pretty close to splitting this one up again. Oh Shit!!! (3) coming soon in the next 96 posts.

Shit...should I stay up and be apart of this. Hmmmmmm.......

[jman3000]

vbookie on who gets the last post

[NASpurs]

I'm sure you and jman can flirt it up again and split this thread. :tu

[Das Texan]

I love Firefox because of the tabbed browsing but I fucking hate it when I click on a link with my middle mouse button and it doesn't open up a new tab :madrun

Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't


firefox is a great browser.


so glad i ditched IE long ago for it.


why am i still awake?

[Melmart1]

CBF had better be drunk off his motherfucking ass to be thinking of joining the military at this point in history. Seriously, I will fly to Dallas myself and beat the shit out of you. Maim you just enough so they won't take you. THen I will go see a Rangers game and forget about you.

[jman3000]

I'm sure you and jman can flirt it up again and split this thread. :tu

We already flirted on our date earlier :tu
















:drunk

[NASpurs]

It'll be either Kori or timvp... they always do this to us and close these threads before a milestone :pctoss

Ah crap, I just remembered Mel has mod powers now. Now she's going to do it.

[Kori Ellis]

Kori and LJ, are you guys playing any poker this weekend?

Yes, tomorrow at 8pm. Do you want me to see if they have room for one more?

[Melmart1]

It'll be either Kori or timvp... they always do this to us and close these threads before a milestone :pctoss

Ah crap, I just remembered Mel has mod powers now. Now she's going to do it.

That is a gross misrepresentation. I should ban you for it. :lol

[jman3000]

cbf: you can join the navy and still be on land ... as a medic with the marines though. They see lots of shit so I'm not sure that is up your alley

[NASpurs]

We already flirted on our date earlier :tu


:drunkDid she run you over while you were on your bike trying to give her her Whataburger :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Yes, tomorrow at 8pm. Do you want me to see if they have room for one more?Who are you playing with?

[NASpurs]

That is a gross misrepresentation. I should ban you for it. :lolit begins

A dyke on a power rush is never good... or so I hear

[Kori Ellis]

Who are you playing with?

Some WOAI people but not the regular group that you know.

[jman3000]

Did she run you over while you were on your bike trying to give her her Whataburger :lol

More along the lines of how George McFly met up with Mrs. McFly

[Melmart1]

Trust me, there really is no job where you are not safe from going to war in the military, unless you are a general's personal ass wiper. And since he has a degree and is smart, he will be an officer, which is even worse in Iraq- not only will you be a miserable motherfucker, but you will be in charge of all the other miserable motherfuckers too.

Don't fucking do it, dude. I know too many who hate it. You want no control over your life for four years?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

most of me wants to join the army for the sole reason of getting killed by a muslim raghead
yet part of me wants to join the army and boss around total idiots, then get killed by ragheads

[Silver21_Black20]

Geezus...all this shit about dating and my height better stay and die in this thread and not go into the Oh Shit!!! (3) thread.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i am still looking up information on it, nothing yet on the opporutnities of a dude with a degree

perhaps it's an urban legend

[jman3000]

most of me wants to join the army for the sole reason of getting killed by a muslim raghead
yet part of me wants to join the army and boss around total idiots, then get killed by ragheads

win-win situation.

[jman3000]

Geezus...all this shit about dating and my height better stay and die in this thread and not go into the Oh Shit!!! (3) thread.

I'll retire once we hit numero tres ... don't worry.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Don't do it.
They'll tell you everything you want to hear, but wind up giving you nothing even close to what you want.

[NASpurs]

Geezus...all this shit about dating and my height better stay and die in this thread and not go into the Oh Shit!!! (3) thread.:tu we just need new material from you and we'll be set

[Das Texan]

Geezus...all this shit about dating and my height better stay and die in this thread and not go into the Oh Shit!!! (3) thread.



what you want that to never be spoken of again?



and who's to say there will be an oh shit (3) :lol

[MannyIsGod]

I think I'm going to take Jekka out instead. Thanks though!

[Melmart1]

i am still looking up information on it, nothing yet on the opporutnities of a dude with a degree

perhaps it's an urban legend

I may be mistaken, but I think Shoogar either used to be or still is in the military as a doctor. He might know. From what my brother (who is only enlisted) tells me you would likely come in as an officer already and be given an abbreviated basic training. But that is Air Force, who knows with other branches. But Air Force is good in taht if you do get deployed, it would likely be under six months. He has been deployed twice to the desert and for only 3 and 4 months each time. Army and Marines, you can go over a year.

[Kori Ellis]

I think I'm going to take Jekka out instead.

Good job :tu

[NASpurs]

Orion split the shit last time. :pctoss

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I dont want to be safe, i just want to be able to lead other dumbasses to their miserable deaths before i reach mine

i understand what joining up means, and i want to face the angel of death, i just don't want to be the common marriott doing it
i want to die with an extra insignia on my uniform
so my tombstome doesn't say private
that would be disgusting, i am better than that

[Silver21_Black20]

I have a friend who joined the Marines last year and he will be deployed to Iraq in 2007. I can't image what he is thinking knowing what is going on over there and knowing his ass will be shipped over there.

[NASpurs]

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Fuck you all

[Das Texan]

There is no fucking way I would join the armed forces. No fucking way at all.


Especially knowing there is a war going on that I absolutely despise and have been opposed to since day 1.

[Melmart1]

I dont want to be safe, i just want to be able to lead other dumbasses to their miserable deaths before i reach mine

i understand what joining up means, and i want to face the angel of death, i just don't want to be the common marriott doing it
i want to die with an extra insignia on my uniform
so my tombstome doesn't say private
that would be disgusting, i am better than that

alright, I am gonna assume you are drunk, fucking with us, or both. let's see if you feel this way in the morning.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'll retire once we hit numero tres ... don't worry.

I'm sure you'll retire but I'm hoping everyone else will too.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i tell you one thing a man who realizes nothing hurts him that is bad realizes that there is a need for a change

i have been thinking about this for weeks, months maybe, work saps your sense of mid-term time, even though i hate certain entities, the easiest way out is to join one of those entities, for me at least

[NASpurs]

Back in 2001, my friend wanted to join the army. This was all before 9/11. Anyway I asked her if she was crazy but it all seemed so innocent back in the day. Then 9/11 occured and I doubt she joined. I haven't talked to her since then though. She was hot as hell.

[jman3000]

I'm sure you'll retire but I'm hoping everyone else will too.

you want an entire thread to yourself?

"girl, you're lovely, but you have lots of problems"

[NASpurs]

Delmonte :lmao

[jman3000]

alright, I am gonna assume you are drunk, fucking with us, or both. let's see if you feel this way in the morning.

i would assume he's about half way done with that 12 pack of coors he bought. :drunk

[Silver21_Black20]

you want an entire thread to yourself?

"girl, you're lovely, but you have lots of problems"

Oh...shut up. You're not even funny.

[NASpurs]

Here comes the flirtation

:corn:

[Kori Ellis]

Pulling Pigtails Commence.

[jman3000]

Here comes the flirtation

:corn:

No ... that time she sounded serious. I'll stop messing around.

[Das Texan]

This is like a nightly thing.

[jman3000]

50 more to go

[Kori Ellis]

Oh...shut up. You're not even funny.

You forgot the space before and after the dot.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So, rather than this happening
:makeout
we can expect to see THIS happening instead?
:nutkick:

[NASpurs]

Why SB green in that emoticon? Is it green for jealousy? Is someone trying to take her man away? Interesting.

[Melmart1]

No ... that time she sounded serious. I'll stop messing around.

stop playing hard-to-get :rolleyes

[jman3000]

You forgot the space before and after the dot.

:lol memories ... that night was actually kinda fun.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh...shut up. You're not even funny.


No ... that time she sounded serious. I'll stop messing around.

Damn...that was the gayest regulation and you're going to listen. Hahaha...you're weak!

[jman3000]

nothing like watching saved by the bell at 7 am

[NASpurs]

This thread fucks with my internal clock as well :pctoss

[Das Texan]

its not 7 am.

[jman3000]

Damn...that was the gayest regulation and you're going to listen. Hahaha...you're weak!

My time here is coming to an end. All loose ends must be tied.

:hang

[Das Texan]

now comes a different approach.


the pity approach.

[jman3000]

its not 7 am.

i was talking about the night we stayed up till 7 something trying to see who would sleep first ... unfortunately I did :depressed

[NASpurs]

Seriously though. Can I make an Oh Shit!!! (3) to see what happens when this one reaches 4,000? Will HAL merge them or will he go crazy and ban my account for pulling a stunt like that?

[Das Texan]

that will be me.


i must suck to be up at 3 am still.


I'm just sitting here, watching the Terminal and fooling around in this thread.


What an amazing Friday night.

[jman3000]

now comes a different approach.


the pity approach.

:depressed



shhhhhh

:lol

[Silver21_Black20]

You forgot the space before and after the dot.

Nope, I don't like the spaces before and after the dot. I'll leave it as an error.

What's funny is I have noticed everyone who posts in this thread using the spaces before and after the dot. They all have perfect grammar now, except for Obi...I can never understand what the fuck she is typing.

[NASpurs]

I miss timvp's f'ed up keyboard

I hope he gets it out one day from the garbage and types duck again.

[Das Texan]

i need to go back to my trademark.....

[jman3000]

What an amazing Friday night.

I was supposed to go with friends ... but one of the girls who was coming (the whataburger girl) was trying to put some moves on me on the phone last night. I felt it woulda been too awkward after i shot her down and everything so i stayed home.

[jman3000]

You forgot the space before and after the dot.

i actually make a conscious effort to do that now. I dont know whether to say thanks or thanks for being a smart ass.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

y-y-y-you can try to stop it



but it keeps on comin

[Das Texan]

I mean granted I was at Grey Moss Inn earlier.

Then at a friends and have a good time, including some smoke.

It was good, then I came home and am well...


I'm just here with my friends on here....

If that's what I should call yall.

:lol

[NASpurs]

I was supposed to go with friends ... but one of the girls who was coming (the whataburger girl) was trying to put some moves on me on the phone last night. I felt it woulda been too awkward after i shot her down and everything so i stayed home.You would have felt that you were emotionally cheating on SB so you turned her down? How cute.

[NASpurs]

24.........................

[Das Texan]

countdown?

[jman3000]

your 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

*hums*

[Silver21_Black20]

Um......

[NASpurs]

This is the lamest milestone spamfest I have ever been a part of. You people should be ashamed :pctoss

[Kori Ellis]

If you guys just start posting crap to try to reach the 4,000th post, the thread will be closed and a new one won't be started.

[Silver21_Black20]

I need to buy a new cell phone. Mine is all jacked up.

[jman3000]

:pctoss

:smokin

[Melmart1]

formatting shit in excel sucks :madrun

[jman3000]

If you guys just start posting crap to try to reach the 4,000th post, the thread will be closed and a new one won't be started.

but this is the normal flow of this thread anyway ... it's not that much of a departure.

[timvp]

formatting shit in excel sucks :madrun

I rule the earth in regards to excel formatting.

[timvp]

This thread my be lockable.

[Kori Ellis]

but this is the normal flow of this thread anyway ... it's not that much of a departure.


No it's not.

[Silver21_Black20]

I will never get a milestone post...my computer is too slow.

[Das Texan]

I need to buy a new cell phone. Mine is all jacked up.



get one with fraud protection.

[Melmart1]

I rule the earth in regards to excel formatting.

DAMN you for being so knowledgeable. Why did I agree to this project? WHY!?! Oh yeah- it's easy money. Well, easy once I get these damn cells formatted! :pctoss

[NASpurs]

I see the old keyboard is back

[Melmart1]

Oh, damn! I got it! WAAHOOO! Excel rules!!! Now I just got to do the research and plug shit in. Thanks for the help, guys!

[Das Texan]

Excel isnt that terribly difficult.

[NASpurs]

That's just Kori's way of saying "We're going to lock it anyway and you guys will witness us getting 4,000 like always" :lol

[Melmart1]

Excel isnt that terribly difficult.

Speak for yourself, smarty! :flipoff

[Das Texan]

Speak for yourself, smarty! :flipoff



i'm just speaking the truth.


now access, that can be a bear at times.

[Kori Ellis]

That's just Kori's way of saying "We're going to lock it anyway and you guys will witness us getting 4,000 like always" :lol

No it's not.

I just hate the bullshit you guys do at the end to get to the next thread.

It's stupid.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, are people scared to post now since Kori regulated? :lmao

[NASpurs]

Shit Closed

[Kori Ellis]

I hate formulas in excel as well. But LJ rules at formatting it.