Oh Shit!!! (2)

[jman3000]

I reckon!

i can win this solely with the use of emoticons...

:makemyday

[Silver21_Black20]

:hang

Next!! Hurry up, I'm ready for bed.

[jman3000]

:lmao I am loving this saucy side to SB.

Also, I think you and jman should get drunk together. Then post the pics here.

I just remembered how everyone in that dating thread tried to hook us up :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

I just remembered how everyone in that dating thread tried to hook us up :lol

Don't change the fuckin' subject.

[jman3000]

shit gawddamn did you really have to type the ' instead of putting a g? was it really necessary?

[Silver21_Black20]

Fuck yea it was necessary. Don't ever question my grammar and punctuation.

[jman3000]

Fuck yea it was necessary. Don't ever question my grammar and punctuation.

I only see 1 space between the period and Don't...there should be 2.

[Silver21_Black20]

I only see 1 space between the period and Don't... there should be 2.

There should not be a space between the last period and there.

[jman3000]

There should not be a space between the last period and there.

Don't change my quotes to make me look ignorant...

[jman3000]

I already won the "who has the hottest (ex)girlfriend" contest in the troll forum... I need no more accolades for today. Goodnight my gramatically challenged friend.

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't change my quotes to make me look ignorant...

Yea well this...Last edited by jman3000 : Today at 02:29 AM...doesn't help your argument buddy.

Are you done? I'm getting a little tired of regulating on your ass.

[jman3000]

The ... was supposed to make me look suspicious, it was done on purpose. I'm gonna call this a... draw... due to me being sleepy and mispelling every other word making it take 4 times longer then it should to write this fucking sentence... damn it. :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

A draw? I don't fuckin' think so. I owned your ass this whole time.

[jman3000]

I may be smart enough to know I need sleep, but I'm stubborn enough to want to get in the last word. I don't think you can hang.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahahaha...I'm the queen of wanting to get in the last word.

[jman3000]

Well I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain...big whoopty doo.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain... big whoopty doo.

There should be no space between the last period and big.

[jman3000]

There should be no space between the last period and big.

Your lies mean nothing to me. Nothing but propoganda bullshit.

[Silver21_Black20]

It sounds like someone is getting a little testy.

Are you tired?

Are you sleepy?

Can you see your bed from where you sit?

You're looking at your pillow, aren't you?

Your eyelids are starting to feel heavy.

[jman3000]

It sounds like someone is getting a little testy.

Are you tired?

Are you sleepy?

Can you see your bed from where you sit?

You're looking at your pillow, aren't you?

Your eyelids are starting to feel heavy.

I'm testy because nobody wanted to get drunk

I'm tired because it's FOUR O' FUCKING clock in the morning

I'm sleepy because, yet again, it's FOUR O' FUCKING clock in the morning

I practically can hear my bed yearning for me...it sucks

I don't even know where my pillow is...good question

My eyelids are just fine, it's my brain that could use some relief

I still don't think you have what it takes...I come from a very competitive family and I'm not above popping some bloody no doze.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you pop some No Doze, than you cheat. Don't be a p*ssy!!!

[jman3000]

I don't need No Doze... I have my good friend Itunes to keep me going...hmmmm...Wellwater Conspiracy or some Zeppelin...choices choices.

You getting tired yet? I'm willing to bet you are...just give in... I won't tell anybody, I promise.

[Silver21_Black20]

Negative!!

I'm blaring some tunes on my iPod...Godsmack, System of a Down, etc.

I'm just dandy!

[jman3000]

You probably have the upper hand in terms of the mood of the music...most of my stuff is slow :pctoss but I'm feeling great...so great I think I'm gonna learn to speak Hebrew. :wakeup


Would by any chance a shower be counted as cheating as well?

[Silver21_Black20]

If you can shower in less than 5 minutes. That is the maximum amount of time that can pass between each post.

[jman3000]

o jesus christ... damn it...my computer clock is 4 minutes ahead of the Spurstalk clock...shit. :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

Go take a shower.

[jman3000]

I don't trust you...you take a shower.

[Silver21_Black20]

I took a shower a couple of hours ago.

Do you work tomorrow?

[jman3000]

No I don't work tomorrow... what kind of witch craft are you up to?

[Silver21_Black20]

No I don't work tomorrow... what kind of witch craft are you up to?

There should be no space between the last period and what.

[Silver21_Black20]

Are you in school?

[jman3000]

:pctoss That's like the 5th pc I've tossed today...fuck!

I'm in school, but not now. It's summer and I'm not a big enough school boy to pay for summer school.

[jman3000]

and you fucking broke the back and forth nature of this thing...meaning i win by default.

[Silver21_Black20]

That was never a rule.

[jman3000]

look it up...it's there somewheres

[Silver21_Black20]

Nope...I don't see it.

Just admit that you are tired.

[jman3000]

I RECKON I am tired, but that doesn't mean I'm going to sleep...besides, my dog just sneezed on my foot, that has to be good for like, at least another hour of awakedness.

[Silver21_Black20]

I RECKON you won't last the hour.

[Kori Ellis]

Actually you are supposed to put a space before and after the 3 dots.


Ellipsis: For ellipsis use three dots, e.g. …
Leave a space before and after the three dots: E.g.: The object … is found.


An ellipsis [ … ] proves to be a handy device when you're quoting material and you want to omit some words. The ellipsis consists of three evenly spaced dots (periods) with spaces between the ellipsis and surrounding letters or other marks. Let's take the sentence, "The ceremony honored twelve brilliant athletes from the Caribbean who were visiting the U.S." and leave out "from the Caribbean who were":

The ceremony honored twelve brilliant athletes … visiting the U.S.

[jman3000]

I RECKON I've stayed up longer for stupider reasons...and that's a gaurantee.

[jman3000]

Actually you are supposed to put a space before and after the 3 dots.

So did we both get pwned there or just SB?

[Kori Ellis]

So did we both get pwned there or just SB?

Both of you. :smokin

[jman3000]

:pctoss

[jman3000]

shhhh ... if she stays away for 1 more minute ... I win.

[Kori Ellis]

You used it incorrectly anyway. That's not even a place you should use an ellipsis. You aren't leaving out any words of the sentence.

But if you do use it correctly someday, leave a space before and after the 3 dots.

[jman3000]

I use it more to denote pause more than leaving out words for paraphrasing purposes.

[Silver21_Black20]

I RECKON I've stayed up longer for stupider reasons...and that's a gaurantee.

Did you not just read what Kori posted ... a space between and after the three dots. It's guarantee. You are definitely feeling sleepy now.

[Kori Ellis]

Well you can use it for pause. But you still need the spaces.


The ellipsis can also be used to indicate a pause in the flow of a sentence and is especially useful in quoted speech:

Juan thought and thought … and then thought some more.
"I'm wondering …" Juan said, bemused.

[atlfan25]

I'm with jman.

Silvergrey does have horrid grammar.

Alright, enough of this horseshit. Deuce.

[jman3000]

Did you not just read what Kori posted ... a space between and after the three dots. It's guarantee. You are definitely feeling sleepy now.

Howdy, it would appear that you took 6 minutes to reply to that. Thus, making me the victor. Thanks for playing.

[jman3000]

So ... uhhhh ... do I get a spur for owning SB or what? :angel

[Silver21_Black20]

You didn't own shit.

[jman3000]

6 minutes says I owned plenty. Nice job of having your own rule backfire.

[Silver21_Black20]

You were wussing out an hour ago saying you were gonna pop No Doze.

[jman3000]

Fucking damn it. I won on a technicality and you should go to sleep. I still am getting in the last word.

[Silver21_Black20]

Muahahahaha!!!!!

[jman3000]

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss
Go dream about catching a pop fly or something ... you know you want to.

[Silver21_Black20]

You know that since you've continued, the game practically starts over.

Just go to bed and dream about "trying" to catch a pop fly or something.

[jman3000]

You know that since you've continued, the game practically starts over.

Just go to bed and dream about "trying" to catch a pop fly or something.

I'm willing to bet that the total amount of sports I've played in my life is > than your age.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn...that Dr. Pepper was exceptionally tasty.

[jman3000]

Soda is for the weak ... try drinking water. Nature's soda.

[Silver21_Black20]

I do drink water. I wanted a Dr. Pepper now so I had one.

[jman3000]

Dr. Pepper = caffeine = same crap that is in No Doze. Just admit that you're cheating and just go to bed. I bet it's soft. Am I right? soft and comfortable.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was thirsty and my beverage of choice was a Dr. Pepper.

Yup! My bed is pretty soft and comfortable.

[jman3000]

I was thirsty and my beverage of choice was a Dr. Pepper.

Yup! My bed is pretty soft and comfortable.

Then go lay down in it and close your eyes for just 30 seconds ... that's all I ask is 30 seconds.

[Silver21_Black20]

I tell you what. I'll go lay down in my bed for a couple seconds while you go brush your teeth and wash up, yeah?

[jman3000]

hell no ... if youre gonna lay down ... youre gonna go down for the count.

[Silver21_Black20]

Then you lay down in your bed for a couple seconds and I'll go wash up, yeah?

[jman3000]

hows about ... you go to sleep and call me the winner and i'll gladly fall asleep as well and dream about candy canes and sour patch kids or whatever.

[Silver21_Black20]

Mmmmm...Sour Patch Kids.

[jman3000]

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

C'mon man, just call it a night. No one will know. People don't pay attention to this fuckin' thread.

[jman3000]

You call it a night first and then I'll call it a night second, yeah?

[Silver21_Black20]

Uh.................NO!

[jman3000]

ok ... how bouts we play a game, and the winner of the game gets the last word?

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...sounds like desperation to me.

[jman3000]

I'm fine, trust me. I just think I should get what I deserve. I've already won once and I believe you have a practice today. You should take one for the team and call it a night and get all the rest you can. GO TEAM!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

Practice is actually on Wednesday.

[KEDA]

good got damn


while you guys are playing fag tag, I have to get up to go to work!

bitches!

[jman3000]

Fucking pride ... I hate it :pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

good got damn


while you guys are playing fag tag, I have to get up to go to work!

bitches!

And you just spent what...30 minutes reading it?

FAG

[jman3000]

fag tag

She's a dude?

[Silver21_Black20]

Fucking pride ... I hate it :pctoss

Why is that?

Because I'm a girl?

Because I'm a better poster?

Because I'm a better regulator?

[jman3000]

And you just spent what...30 minutes reading it?

FAG

O dear Lord. I've been in this thread for over 3 hours and I can't get out. :shootme

[jman3000]

Why is that?

Because I'm a girl?

Because I'm a better poster?

Because I'm a better regulator?

Your first reason automatically clears the possibility of being the 2nd or 3rd.

[Silver21_Black20]

O dear Lord. I've been in this thread for over 3 hours and I can't get out. :shootme

I know a way you can get out.

[jman3000]

I know a way you can get out.

I know a way for you as well. It's painless, promise.

[Silver21_Black20]

Your first reason automatically clears the possibility of being the 2nd or 3rd.

Sexist!!

[jman3000]

Sexiest!!

:spin

[Silver21_Black20]

I know what this is...you're trying to boast your post count, aren't cha? Aren't cha?

[jman3000]

I know what this is...you're trying to boast your post count, aren't cha? Aren't cha?

If I wanted to boost my post count I could make a thread in the troll forum and circle jerk till my hearts delight. In reality, I'm stuck here circle jerking with you. The only problem is that it is almost 6 in the morning. I havent been up at 6 in like...2 years.

[Silver21_Black20]

Whoa...whoa...I don't wanna be "circle jerking" with anybody, you sicko!!!

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

[jman3000]

you've resorted to begging now? tsk tsk, i thought you were better than that.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't have to beg to get what I want and I ALWAYS get what I want.

[jman3000]

all girls think that ... I'm not caving in for jack shit.

[Silver21_Black20]

You know, if you give in now, it'll be 1-1...you can live with that, huh?

*You are getting sleepy*

[jman3000]

well ... being down 2-0 wouldnt be so bad for you either would it? I mean ... youre still young and smart. You'd have no trouble owning me at a later, less early time.

[Silver21_Black20]

well ... being down 2-0 wouldnt be so bad for you either would it? I mean ... youre still young and smart. You'd have no trouble owning me at a later, less early time.

Oh...you've only kept up with posting. I've owned you since the moment you stepped in this thread.

[jman3000]

I think posting non stop for almost 5 pages is a little more than keeping up and you havent owned anything except for that dr pepper you chugged a few hours ago.

[jman3000]

^^^ fuck that was close

[Silver21_Black20]

No shit!! You are starting to feel the fatigue. You are starting to s l o w d o w n.

[jman3000]

how about we just keep my 1-0 and we settle this at a later date? everybody wins!

[Silver21_Black20]

Hahahaha...I don't think so.

Are you quitting?

It sounds to me like you are quitting.

[jman3000]

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

Give In!?!?

When I reach this point ... I'll be worried.

[Silver21_Black20]

how about we just keep my 1-0 and we settle this at a later date? everybody wins!

I think you already reached that point with this post ^. Don't cha think?

[jman3000]

:pctoss fucking sun

[Silver21_Black20]

Don't blame the sun. The sun has nothing to do with this.

[jman3000]

what are we arguing about again?

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...there goes my iPod battery.

Oh hell yea...Saved By The bell is on. Yes!!!

[jman3000]

fuck you zack morris... fuck you.

:flipoff

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey...Zack Morris is hot now.

[jman3000]

hmmm... what for breakfast... what for breakfast... cereal? eggs? cereal with eggs on it?

[Silver21_Black20]

Mmmm...that sounds good. I'll wait here while you go fix yourself something for breakfast.

[jman3000]

ham and eggs it is ... once I eat breakfast ... it's over.

[Silver21_Black20]

If you say so.

Saved By The Bell is coming on for another hour and a half.

[jman3000]

what channel?

[Melmart1]

You kids just need to get a damned room.

[Silver21_Black20]

Tbs - 12

[jman3000]

Tbs - 12
:corn:

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought you were eating ham and eggs?

[jman3000]

i put the eggs in a popcorn bag.

i ran out of ham :pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

WORST
THREAD
EVER
:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

WORST
THREAD
EVER
:pctoss

THEN
STOP
READING
IT

[ShoogarBear]

Somewhere, the Quattro weeps.

[Silver21_Black20]

LaLaLa

[jman3000]

Does Mr. Belding get pwned by Zack in every episode or what?

[Silver21_Black20]

Duh!

[ShoogarBear]

You kids just need to get a damned room.
We can give them ours after we've finished with it. :eyebrows

[jman3000]

So it appears Screech has been in high school for 7-8 years and he still hasnt hit puberty yet ... what a shame.

[Silver21_Black20]

We can give them ours after we've finished with it. :eyebrows

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

So it appears Screech has been in high school for 7-8 years and he still hasnt hit puberty yet ... what a shame.

What's a shame is you can't settle for 1-1.

[Melmart1]

We can give them ours after we've finished with it. :eyebrows

Wow- sloppy seconds sheets. That can't be comfortable. Or sanitary. Who wants the wetspot?

[jman3000]

What's a shame is you can't settle for 1-1.

I already have a meal under my belt and I'm fixing to make me a ginger ale and peanut butter drink. mmmm mmmmmm

try again.

[ShoogarBear]

See, this thread is now 100000000% better. Now I can go to work.

[jman3000]

Wow- sloppy seconds sheets. That can't be comfortable. Or sanitary. Who wants the wetspot?

wetspot?

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm fixing to make me a ginger ale and peanut butter drink. mmmm mmmmmm

:vomit:

[ShoogarBear]

There's a washer and dryer down the hall, if you feel you must. Use the unscented Cling-Frees.

[jman3000]

:vomit:

obviously you weren't paying attention to Mrs. Beldings pregnant needs...

and how is Zack going to deliver a baby in an elevator? he's only a 24 year old teenager.

[jman3000]

There's a washer and dryer down the hall, if you feel you must. Use the unscented Cling-Frees.

Unscented Cling-Frees?

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

I have the tv on but I'm not really paying attention.

[Melmart1]

Unscented Cling-Frees?

:pctoss

Do you prefer the scented? What's with all the hostility?

[jman3000]

Do you prefer the scented? What's with all the hostility?

Do you have a "gentle breeze" scent?

[Melmart1]

There ain't nothing 'gentle' about Shoogar when he is dirtying the sheets.

[ShoogarBear]

Do you have a "gentle breeze" scent?
No, but I can fart on some of the unscenteds if that'll do.

[jman3000]

fart

:pctoss

[jman3000]

I have the tv on but I'm not really paying attention.

Then youre missing out on what could be the most dramatic SBTB ever.

[Melmart1]

No, but I can fart on some of the unscenteds if that'll do.

You are so refined! Always trying to take care of everyone.

[Silver21_Black20]

You lose jman...it has been 6 minutes since the last time I posted and you didn't respond to ME.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ok...now you responded to me but you were 1 minute late.

[jman3000]

You lose jman...it has been 6 minutes since the last time I posted and you didn't respond to ME.

o wtf ... always about you ... never about the other people around you. well they have feelings to. FUCK.

:pctoss

[Silver21_Black20]

o wtf ... always about you ... never about the other people around you. well they have feelings to. FUCK.

:pctoss


Same thing happened to me earlier when Kori and atl came in the thread.

[ShoogarBear]

You are so refined! Always trying to take care of everyone.
Had chili last night, too.

[Melmart1]

Atl was trying to be a voyeur. He wanted to watch the action.

[jman3000]

If you can shower in less than 5 minutes. That is the maximum amount of time that can pass between each post.

I see nothing pertaining to you and just you.

[Silver21_Black20]

One - One?

[ShoogarBear]

Hmm, maybe I should pitch that idea to the Cling-Free people. "Tex-Mex Breeze".

[Melmart1]

Had chili last night, too.

So did I! :lol

[jman3000]

Two - Zero?

[ShoogarBear]

Great stomachs think alike.

[jman3000]

whose house can i go to get drunk? i'm bored.

[Silver21_Black20]

Duuuuuuuuude. The same thing happened to you now that happened to me earlier.

It is 1-1.

Suck it up.

[ShoogarBear]

One - One?
Let us know when you kids get to Six-Nine.

[Melmart1]

Great stomachs think alike.

Mine was homemade. Did you know if you put cloves in the beans when you cook them, then you won't get gas?

[Melmart1]

Let us know when you kids get to Six-Nine.

Lights, Camera, ACTION! :eyebrows

[Silver21_Black20]

Mine was homemade. Did you know if you put cloves in the beans when you cook them, then you won't get gas?

Fascinating!!

I did not know that.

[jman3000]

Duuuuuuuuude. The same thing happened to you now that happened to me earlier.

It is 1-1.

Suck it up.

but you didn't post at all... i posted, just not specifically aimed at you. there is a difference.

[Silver21_Black20]

but you didn't post at all... i posted, just not specifically aimed at you. there is a difference.

This whole shit was between you and I. Of course you had to respond to me. I was responding to you and Kori earlier. I posted a minute late to your post just like you posted one minute late to my post.

1-1

What's so wrong with 1-1?

[jman3000]

This whole shit was between you and I. Of course you had to respond to me. I was responding to you and Kori earlier. I posted a minute late to your post just like you posted one minute late to my post.

1-1

What's so wrong with 1-1?


:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

Fine, I'll give you this one, but just because I'm about to slip into a coma for about 10 hours ... now go to sleep gawd damn it!

:pctoss :pctoss :pctoss

[Melmart1]

SB and Jman= extended internet foreplay.

[Silver21_Black20]

Give me it? I won fair and square, just like you won the first round fair and square. I'm not starting round three tonight so go to bed.

[xcoriate]

w

[xcoriate]

o

[Silver21_Black20]

SB and Jman= extended internet foreplay.

Nah!

It was just something that started and both our egos got in the way. It was fun though.

[xcoriate]

w.

[xcoriate]

ah you messed it up!

hell no.

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...Sorry!

[xcoriate]

next time think before you post :p

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...I've been in this damn thread for hours, sorry for not thinking before I posted :lol

[Melmart1]

You two are single-handedly trying to get us to Oh, Shit!!! (3)

[ShoogarBear]

Mine was homemade. Did you know if you put cloves in the beans when you cook them, then you won't get gas?
I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

Fortunately, I have a cast iron belly so gas is usually not a problem.

I'll have to try it some time. Of course, I don't like cloves, so I'll have to spend time picking them out when I eat.

[Silver21_Black20]

You two are single-handedly trying to get us to Oh, Shit!!! (3)

:lol

You guys have a good morning, I'm out!

[Silver21_Black20]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
Silver21_Black20, Melmart1, jman3000, 1Billups1

I see you!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xcoriate]

You two are single-handedly trying to get us to Oh, Shit!!! (3)

I still remember when the first one showed up, I think it can be likened to a first born child.

[Melmart1]

I DID NOT KNOW THAT.

Fortunately, I have a cast iron belly so gas is usually not a problem.

I'll have to try it some time. Of course, I don't like cloves, so I'll have to spend time picking them out when I eat.

Yeah, I don't like cloves, either. My algebra teacher in HS used to burn clove-scented wax melts during class and so I have a total aversion to them now (I hate math). I usually don't make mine with them, unless I am feeding some really smelly farters, like my nephews.

[katyon6th]

Holy fucking shit. SB and jman e-flirted for like 4 hrs straight ... in this shit thread ... until 7 in the morning. Oh my.

[SpursWoman]

Holy fucking shit. SB and jman e-flirted for like 4 hrs straight ... in this shit thread ... until 7 in the morning. Oh my.



No kidding. :wow




Hmmmmm.... http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/yscratchchin.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

whooaaaaa

waht was going on last night??? :wow


S21B20 + jmann sitting in a tree k i s s i n g .....

[ObiwanGinobili]

I just spent a good 20 minutes reading the start of a sad little Oh Shit!!! courtship....


damn I need some :coffee

[Dominic Toretto]

You owe me a 10 second car

[ObiwanGinobili]

i have a huge crush on vin diesel.

don't laugh.

[Dominic Toretto]

my name isn't vin diesel its Dominic Toretto

[ObiwanGinobili]

i like vin from pitch black. thats my favorite vin.

[ObiwanGinobili]

69 posts to go. :smokin

[ObiwanGinobili]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (3 members and 2 guests)
ObiwanGinobili, Slomo, Goliadnative

how long before this guy posts a bible scripture showing us how morally decrepit and sinfull the OH Shit!!!! thread is???

bets?

[ORION]

I need to find a potluck now. these people are holding out on me

[batman2883]

im starving man

[angel_luv]

I just wished a Mavs fan good luck. :oops and meant it. :oops :oops

[batman2883]

why the mavs dont deserve to be there...we were robbed

[angel_luv]

why the mavs dont deserve to be there...we were robbed


I was so disturbed by your constant insistence that we trade Rasho. Maybe that is why I forgot myself.

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha luvie you know its that time of the year, and all my hate towards rasho comes out again...

[ObiwanGinobili]

im starving man

an hour and a hlaf till lunch.

you can hold out.

[angel_luv]

ha ha ha ha luvie you know its that time of the year, and all my hate towards rasho comes out again...


Yes I know. I wish I could send you to another forum for this time of year- a sort of summer league if you will- until you learn how not to bug me.

:lol

I kid- mostly. :)

[batman2883]

lol sorry love...i have to do it...this is my time to shine........

[angel_luv]

Holy fucking shit. SB and jman e-flirted for like 4 hrs straight ... in this shit thread ... until 7 in the morning. Oh my.


I called it first- the two pretty people. :D

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42881&page=2&pp=26&highlight=pretty

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[batman2883]

dang looks like im going to have to be a spectator at yall's games this summer at ancira...my knee is done....i still cant straighten the damn thing ive been walking with a wicked limp for the past 3 weeks...

[angel_luv]

lol sorry love...i have to do it...this is my time to shine........


You are batty, Bat. :)

[angel_luv]

Feel better Batboy! Hey! There is your new role on the team. :D

[ObiwanGinobili]

Feel better Batboy! Hey! There is your new role on the team. :D


dayyyuuuuum!! :oops bat got owned by angel! :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

who saw Lucky Louie on HBO sunday??


it was the funniest shit i ever saw. :tu

[ORION]

I told him to get that thing fixed a while back but he didn't listen. now I can't whip up on him on the basketball court any time soon.

[ShoogarBear]

damn I need some

Sounds like something you need to take up with babydaddy

[Goliadnative]

how long before this guy posts a bible scripture showing us how morally decrepit and sinfull the OH Shit!!!! thread is???

bets?

"You are not worth a shit if you do not tip properly. Also, it impresses the ladies." Book of MannyIsGod 23:6 - 7

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sounds like something you need to take up with babydaddy


why? is 1Parker1 busy?

[ObiwanGinobili]

"You are not worth a shit if you do not tip properly. Also, it impresses the ladies." Book of MannyIsGod 23:6 - 7


:lmao :lmao

[SpursWoman]

"You are not worth a shit if you do not tip properly. Also, it impresses the ladies." Book of MannyIsGod 23:6 - 7


Awesome. :lol

[ORION]

I just want to hit a crow with a broom

[batman2883]

i can always coach from thirdbase

[ORION]

i can always coach from thirdbase
you should get an electric wheelchair

[ashbeeigh]

That guy on Discovery health just ate glass and didn't die...the stomach is amazing sometimes

[Jekka]

That guy on Discovery health just ate glass and didn't die...the stomach is amazing sometimes

You should try that out and tell us if everyone can do it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh's stomach is full of urine.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ashbeeigh's stomach is full of urine.

did you take pics? are you going to post them?

[Kori Ellis]

Holy fucking shit. SB and jman e-flirted for like 4 hrs straight ... in this shit thread ... until 7 in the morning. Oh my.



They pretended like they e-owned each other but they really just wanted to e-fuck each other.

It reminded me of TopCherry and Atlfan's original courtship.

[MannyIsGod]

They pretended like they e-owned each other but they really just wanted to e-fuck each other.

It reminded me of TopCherry and Atlfan's original courtship.:lmao

[TOP-CHERRY]

Nobody stays up until 7 am talking to someone they aren't interested in, I tell you what.

[MoSpur]

Cherry, shut up!

[ashbeeigh]

You should try that out and tell us if everyone can do it.

My stomach isb't that strong.

[Jekka]

My stomach isb't that strong.

So I see you've tried it before.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay.

It's true, it may seem like a stretch, but its thoughts like this that catch my troubled head when you're away, when I am missing you to death. When you are out there on the road for several weeks of shows. And when you scan the radio, I hope this song will guide you home...

They will see us waving from such great heights, "Come down now" they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away, "Come down now", but we'll stay...

I tried my best to leave this all on your machine but the persistent beat it sounded thin upon listening, and that frankly will not fly. You will hear the shrillest highs and lowest lows with the windows down, when this is guiding you home.

They will see us waving from such great heights. "Come down now", they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away. "Come down now", but we'll stay...

What a cute song from The Postal Service. So cute. So pretty. So complete.

So good.

[ORION]

I've eaten raw hamburger meat and mold covered muffins before and lived. I have the stomach of a buzzard

[ashbeeigh]

So I see you've tried it before.

It's a rationalization. I'm not that stupid.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm gonna go join a band. Nobody stop me.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Guest, I order you to multiply into 21.

[Jekka]

It's a rationalization. I'm not that stupid.

But it's a blind rationalization - the other guy could do it, maybe you can, too. I think it's worth a shot.

[ShoogarBear]

why? is 1Parker1 busy?

If she's not, she should be.

[ashbeeigh]

But it's a blind rationalization - the other guy could do it, maybe you can, too. I think it's worth a shot.


Only if you do it with me.

[Jekka]

Only if you do it with me.

I would, but I can't think of an appropriate wine to pair it with.

[MoSpur]

Cherry, shut up!

[ashbeeigh]

I would, but I can't think of an appropriate wine to pair it with.


Then there will be no glass swallowing.

[TOP-CHERRY]

UTSA smells.

[Jekka]

Then there will be no glass swallowing.

Poseur.

[ashbeeigh]

Poseur.


Because all the cool kids swallow glass? When did this start?

[ashbeeigh]

UTSA smells.

That's why I don't go there

[SpursWoman]

I've been swallowing glass since Christ was a corporal.

[TOP-CHERRY]

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I said 21.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna go join a band. Nobody stop me.

Would you like to join Puro Speculation? We are recruiting members.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Gotdamnit guests, I hate you all.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Would you like to join Puro Speculation? We are recruiting members.
Is that some kind of Tex-Mex band? I hate Tex-Mex.

[SpursWoman]

Gotdamnit guests, I hate you all.


Every exhibitionist needs a voyeur. :spin