Oh Shit!!! (2)

[Guest]

Gotdamnit guests, I hate you all.

I hate you too Cherry.

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that some kind of Tex-Mex band? I hate Tex-Mex.

It a tejano band with a metal twist.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I hate you too Cherry.
That's not nice

[MannyIsGod]

Who the hell wears a checkerboard uniform?

[TOP-CHERRY]

This Muki character reminds me of Mookie2001

[Jekka]

Every exhibitionist needs a voyeur. :spin

:lol

[TOP-CHERRY]

Who the hell wears a checkerboard uniform?
Your mom

[katyon6th]

I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. I have to speculate that God himself did make us into corresponding shapes like puzzle pieces from the clay.

It's true, it may seem like a stretch, but its thoughts like this that catch my troubled head when you're away, when I am missing you to death. When you are out there on the road for several weeks of shows. And when you scan the radio, I hope this song will guide you home...

They will see us waving from such great heights, "Come down now" they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away, "Come down now", but we'll stay...

I tried my best to leave this all on your machine but the persistent beat it sounded thin upon listening, and that frankly will not fly. You will hear the shrillest highs and lowest lows with the windows down, when this is guiding you home.

They will see us waving from such great heights. "Come down now", they'll say. But everything looks perfect from far away. "Come down now", but we'll stay...

What a cute song from The Postal Service. So cute. So pretty. So complete.

So good.

Oh, fuck The Postal Service. That is Iron & Wine's song, goddamnit.

Don't be stupid.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Katy, you're so mean.

[katyon6th]

Katy, you're so mean.

Yeah, that was the point.

Spewing random bullshit that offends me causes such hostility.

[MannyIsGod]

My mom never wears checkboard shit.

And thats the Postal Service's song.

[katyon6th]

Okay, I'm a retard.

[katyon6th]

Iron & Wine > The Postal Service

[MannyIsGod]

All you have to do is kick Katy in the shins to win a fight.

[ashbeeigh]

Why the fuck did my sister's boyfriend come over at 9:45 this morning? He woke me up. What a jack ass.

[MannyIsGod]

Iron and Wine >< Postal Service

It doesn't matter, because Damien Rice > Iron and Wine + The Postal Service

[MannyIsGod]

Why the fuck didn't your boyfriend kick his ass? Oh wait

[ashbeeigh]

Why the fuck didn't your boyfriend kick his ass? Oh wait
:flipoff

[jman3000]

They pretended like they e-owned each other but they really just wanted to e-fuck each other.

It reminded me of TopCherry and Atlfan's original courtship.

:pctoss

[katyon6th]

Kick me in the shins? Fuck you, Manny. You know I don't go down like that.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Yeah, that was the point.

Spewing random bullshit that offends me causes such hostility.
But it was mean.

[katyon6th]

They pretended like they e-owned each other but they really just wanted to e-fuck each other.

It reminded me of TopCherry and Atlfan's original courtship.

Oh dear.

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

I just read something so hillarious its going to make me laugh for about 10 straight minutes during which I will not be able to post.

I'll be back once I'm done.

[Silver21_Black20]

Geezus!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

haha jman and sb are eboning.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao @ eboning

[katyon6th]

I cannot wait to find out what is so darn funny, Manny. Seriously. I can hardly contain myself.

[MoSpur]

Cherry, shut up!

[Silver21_Black20]

:flipoff @ midge

[ashbeeigh]

Aren't you a barrell of laughs today Manny.

[SpursWoman]

No kidding ... I can't concentrate on work or anything.

[Kori Ellis]

Geezus!!!

Still flustered over your e-gasm?

[katyon6th]

e-boning & e-gasm

just great.

[SpursWoman]

I hope at least one of ya'll has Norton Anti-virus

[jman3000]

Still flustered over your e-gasm?

That was funny... but still... :cuss

[katyon6th]

I hope at least one of ya'll has Norton Anti-virus

Oh Christy. :lmao

[TOP-CHERRY]

hahahahahahahahahahaha, anti-virus.

[Jekka]

I hope at least one of ya'll has Norton Anti-virus

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I hope at least one of ya'll has Norton Anti-virus

http://home.comcast.net/~Kona_Kane/Smilies/rimshot.gif

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao Ah, I love you guys.

Except for the resident crack whore. I hate that bitch.

[MannyIsGod]

Katy, I'll telll you whats funny. Your mom.

[katyon6th]

Resident crack whore? You're going to have to specify.

[midgetonadonkey]

Resident crack whore? You're going to have to specify.

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[MannyIsGod]

typing the name makes me feel dirty.

Ashfreak

[katyon6th]

Katy, I'll telll you whats funny. Your mom.

You motherfucker.

Actually, my mom is quite hilarious. She's one funny asian.

[Jekka]

Resident crack whore? You're going to have to specify.

The one that believes animal psychologists needs a doctorate.

[katyon6th]

typing the name makes me feel dirty.

Ashfreak

You used my shit! :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

Still flustered over your e-gasm?

There was none of that funny business going on last night.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/gummo-01v.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

There was none of that funny business going on last night.

I know. It was this morning.

[TOP-CHERRY]

There was none of that funny business going on last night.
pft. That's what they all say.

[katyon6th]

Why, Midge?

That shit really disturbs me.

[SpursWoman]

mmmmmm, spaghetti!

[Jekka]

midge, I feel dirty just looking at that picture.

[ashbeeigh]

resident crack whore. I hate that bitch.

Since when did I confess to being a crack whore? There was none of that, ever.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

The Atomic Bitchwax rock.
Ash does not.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well...I see you guys will say what you will so I'll move on.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I say their first date be at PF Changs.

[jman3000]

There was none of that funny business going on last night.

:lol Do I have to bring out all the PM's or what?



j/k

[MannyIsGod]

PF Changs is indeed good for a first date.

[jman3000]

:lol Do I have to bring out all the PM's or what?



j/k

I really was kidding. Time to get a haircut :spin

[SpursWoman]

PF Changs is indeed good for a first date.


Maybe a first date of year number 2 together? :depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

midge, I feel dirty just looking at that picture.

I recommend watching the movie the picture is from. It's called Gummo. It is great.

[Silver21_Black20]

I think I'll make some Tropical Punch Kool-Aid.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'll make some Tropical Punch Kool-Aid. :smokin

-Horry

[Jekka]

I recommend watching the movie the picture is from. It's called Gummo. It is great.

I don't know ... I've already seen the most depressing movie ever (Red Cherry, it's Chinese), I don't know if I can handle the dirtiest movie ever.

[Silver21_Black20]

Haha...midge, ashbeeigh does that too. You guys have so much in common.

[ashbeeigh]

Haha...midge, ashbeeigh does that too. You guys have so much in common.

We both do what?

[Silver21_Black20]

We both do what?

The " :smokin -Horry" thing.

[ashbeeigh]

The " :smokin -Horry" thing.


MM. Sometimes. But mostly I do it to start a new conversation. :smokin

[timvp]

I recommend watching the movie the picture is from. It's called Gummo. It is great.

Gummo was a weird yet awesome movie. It's the only movie I ever rented because I thought the cover looked interesting.

It starts off with some kids who catch dogs to turn into chinese food ... and then just gets crazy from there.

Horrible yet awesome at the same time.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut up KEDA, don't wish ill upon me.

[ShoogarBear]

I just read something so hillarious its going to make me laugh for about 10 straight minutes during which I will not be able to post.

I'll be back once I'm done.

If that was actually true, then you wouldn't have been able to post this.

Fraud.

[MoSpur]

I ride my motorcycle off of my bunkbed all the time with no helmet on. - Horry

[ShoogarBear]

So which TV show are SilBlack and jman going to fantasize to tonight?

[timvp]

http://www.harmony-korine.com/img/wp/gummo_1080_720.jpg

[katyon6th]

timvp, could you resize that picture? It's a bit HUGE.

Thank you.

[Silver21_Black20]

So which TV show are SilBlack and jman going to fantasize to tonight?

You are the first person to call me SilBlack, I like that.

[ShoogarBear]

SB always confuses me. :fro

[ShoogarBear]

timvp, could you resize that picture? It's a bit HUGE.

This coming from a woman bragging about pussy bruises?

[SpursWoman]

This coming from a woman bragging about pussy bruises?


pussy bruises? wth? :wow

[katyon6th]

This coming from a woman bragging about pussy bruises?

You totally misunderstood me, Shoog. Please don't get the wrong idea of me. Please!

[Silver21_Black20]

SB always confuses me. :fro

Yea...I've seen posters refer to you as SB also.

[ShoogarBear]

You totally misunderstood me, Shoog. Please don't get the wrong idea of me. Please!

I am in awe of you.









:p

[ashbeeigh]

wow, that was a huge picture. And I resized it like 90%.

[MannyIsGod]

Hmm, Katy talks about getting ass every Friday night. How could anyone get any kind of idea bout her?

[MannyIsGod]

I am goign to grill today

[MannyIsGod]

I love Tori Amos.

[ShoogarBear]

HorryIsGod? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

pussy bruises? wth? :wow

The search tool is your friend. :smokin

[ORION]

I wish something cool would happen at work. like a stamped with the cows

[ObiwanGinobili]

So which TV show are SilBlack and jman going to fantasize to tonight?

I can't wait untill tomarrow when I can read all about thier late night canoodling.

[MannyIsGod]

I sometimes wish Ashbeigh would trip and fall and break her nose on a chair.

[ORION]

I sometimes Ashbeigh would trip and fall and break her nose on a chair.
just picturing that looks painful. Right on the bridge. ouch

[angel_luv]

PF Changs is indeed good for a first date.


I went there today- to the one at La Cantera.

I was so brave too- walked boldly up to the hostess, looked her in the eye, while saying those two dreaded words, " Just one."

I sat down all prepared to have my first ever in resturant dinner alone, but the waiter took too long so I left.

[katyon6th]

Holy shit. One of our toilets just overflowed all over the fucking bathroom. Gotdamnit. And I didn't even poop! I swear!

UGH!

[Silver21_Black20]

I can't wait untill tomarrow when I can read all about thier late night canoodling.

Oh...there will be no "late night canoodling."

[ORION]

would a girl get embarrassed to fall face first into a guys crotch ? Has that happened to anyone

[Jekka]

I went there today- to the one at La Cantera.

I was so brave too- walked boldly up to the hostess, looked her in the eye, while saying those two dreaded words, " Just one."

I sat down all prepared to have my first ever in resturant dinner alone, but the waiter took too long so I left.

Every girl's best dining-alone friend - bring a book. I love eating out alone, and if you bring a good book you don't get bored and you don't get nearly as many looks for being by yourself (or maybe you just don't notice as many because you have something else to do :))

[katyon6th]

would a girl get embarrassed to fall face first into a guys crotch ? Has that happened to anyone

It's much different than having a guy stick his crotch in your face.


:oops

[Jekka]

would a girl get embarrassed to fall face first into a guys crotch ? Has that happened to anyone

Wouldn't "falling" into a guy's crotch end up racking him? I think that would be a losing situation for everyone involved.

[TOP-CHERRY]

But now I find that when it comes to you, I'm the winner of cards I can't play.

[Kori Ellis]

A girl grabbed my ass last night and I thought it was incidental contact. But then a few moments later she rubbed her breasts across mine. So I assumed it wasn't.

[Silver21_Black20]

I went there today- to the one at La Cantera.

I was so brave too- walked boldly up to the hostess, looked her in the eye, while saying those two dreaded words, " Just one."

I sat down all prepared to have my first ever in resturant dinner alone, but the waiter took too long so I left.

We need to go there one day angel. Then after Changs we can go to Marble Slab...Mmmmmmmm :p

[ORION]

Wouldn't "falling" into a guy's crotch end up racking him? I think that would be a losing situation for everyone involved.
I'm not talking about the girl falling 5 stories into his lap just a simple trip and fall on the guy while he is sitting on the couch. I think it would be an effective maneuver for a girl to pick up a guy

[ORION]

A girl grabbed my ass last night and I thought it was incidental contact. But then a few moments later she rubbed her breasts across mine. So I assumed it wasn't.
I see nothing wrong with girls trying to get a feel on other girls. It perfectly natural :wakeup

[katyon6th]

But now I find that when it comes to you, I'm the winner of cards I can't play.

Goddamnit, Cherry. Shut the fuck up with that shit.

Seriously.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I love that commercial with the US soccer team where they play that baseball song. It's so cool.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm not talking about the girl falling 5 stories into his lap just a simple trip and fall on the guy while he is sitting on the couch. I think it would be an effective maneuver for a girl to pick up a guy


Probably an effective move, but girls don't normally have to use maneuvers to land guys. Guys come to them.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Why are you being so damn mean to me, Katy? Damn.

[Jekka]

I'm not talking about the girl falling 5 stories into his lap just a simple trip and fall on the guy while he is sitting on the couch. I think it would be an effective maneuver for a girl to pick up a guy

.... or an effective way to rule out a guy, depending on how much she falls on.

[ORION]

Probably an effective move, but girls don't normally have to use maneuvers to land guys. Guys come to them.
whoa nelly !!!! I beg to differ. girls are sneaky and don't deny it. I think every girl has used a maneuver in her time

[angel_luv]

La Cantera was good to me today.
I stop in Sephora and discovered this awesome make up designed by Courtney Cox. It is called the Coco palette. Just gorgeous!


I stopped at Hollister to get my fix of the Jake Fragrance for men. I love that stuff!

After that I walked into the Coach store to pretend I could afford this great wallet I like. When I was there I ran into a friend- always fun.

Then I went to another purse boutique where I was given a free cookie and bottled water. Sweet!

And then- :angel ahhhhhhhh! :angel - I went into Sharper image where I had the best free fifteen minute massage in the history of the world.

The chair is called the iJoy Robotic massage chair. Amazing!!!!!!!!!!! It felt like an actual therapist was massaging my back. And as if that wasn't good enough, to go with it was an ottoman that simultaneously massages your lower legs and feet. :princess

The chair was $699.95 and the ottomon $395.95. Both were worth every penny.

My mom would have traded me and all my sisters in for the chair and I could not have blamed her.


So I had a good day.

[katyon6th]

Why are you being so damn mean to me, Katy? Damn.

Seriously?

Because you're annoying me. Some of your posts are just so ... mindless. I don't know. I felt it was necessary to tell you to shut up this time.

[ORION]

.... or an effective way to rule out a guy, depending on how much she falls on.
:lol thats the answer I was looking for !

[TOP-CHERRY]

what the hell crawled up your ass?

[katyon6th]

The chair is called the iJoy Robotic massage chair. Amazing!!!!!!!!!!! It felt like an actual therapist was massaging my back. And as if that wasn't good enough, to go with it was an ottoman that simultaneously massages your lower legs and feet. :princess


iJoy? I didn't know Apple made chairs!

[SpursWoman]

would a girl get embarrassed to fall face first into a guys crotch ? Has that happened to anyone

Huh? I do that on purpose all of the time. Why would I be embarrassed?

[ShoogarBear]

That's "early morning canoodling", get it right!

[angel_luv]

We need to go there one day angel. Then after Changs we can go to Marble Slab...Mmmmmmmm :p


I'll sit in Marble Slab with you but I don't like ice cream.

[ShoogarBear]

A girl grabbed my ass last night and I thought it was incidental contact. But then a few moments later she rubbed her breasts across mine. So I assumed it wasn't.

Did you T her up?

[katyon6th]

what the hell crawled up your ass?

Damnit, Cherry. I just told you.

[angel_luv]

iJoy? I didn't know Apple made chairs!


That is what the sign said.

[Jekka]

I'll sit in Marble Slab with you but I don't like ice cream.

:wtf Sacrilege!!

[jman3000]

Marble Slab >>>>>> Cold Stone Creamery

[SpursWoman]

:wtf Sacrilege!!


No shit....WTF? Who on this planet doesn't like ice cream??





That's seriously messed up. :wow

[ORION]

Huh? I do that on purpose all of the time. Why would I be embarrassed?
do you do the motorboat while your down there ? One time during a basketball game back in high school a guy from the other school brought his girlfriend to the game and I had been eyeing her during the game. Well the ball was going out of bounce so I dove into the stands to try and save it and coincidently landed on the girl and it took me a while to get up and I put my hands on everything but the bleacher to get up

[MannyIsGod]

HOLY SHIT!

No one is allowed to make fun of my dislike of cheese withotu first spending 20 minutes being amzed angel doen'st like ice cream

[Kori Ellis]

Did you T her up?

No. It was late in the game, so I let her play.

[Jekka]

No. It was late in the game, so I let her play.

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

HOLY SHIT!

No one is allowed to make fun of my dislike of cheese withotu first spending 20 minutes being amzed angel doen'st like ice cream

True.

I've never heard anyone in my life not like icecream.

Angel - How many flavors have you tried in your life?

[SpursWoman]

HOLY SHIT!

No one is allowed to make fun of my dislike of cheese withotu first spending 20 minutes being amzed angel doen'st like ice cream


I concede your point.

[ShoogarBear]

No. It was late in the game, so I let her play.

:lmao :lmao

[Silver21_Black20]

Shoogar...you are getting way too comfortable in this thread :lol

[Melmart1]

Marble Slab >>>>>> Cold Stone Creamery

Amy's owns them both. Mexican Vanilla w/ strawberries is the best ice cream ever.

[jman3000]

Amy's owns them both. Mexican Vanilla w/ strawberries is the best ice cream ever.

Where is Amy's located?

[Jekka]

There's an Amy's in the Quarry, and several in Austin.

[katyon6th]

I love Amy's, I love watching the guys throw my ice cream up in the air and catch it in the scooper.

Damn, that's talent.

[Melmart1]

would a girl get embarrassed to fall face first into a guys crotch ? Has that happened to anyone

That happened to me on an airline flight once, on Southwest. I was seated in the seats right at the front, which on this plane faced the opposite way of all the other seats. I was practically touching knees with the guy in front of me. I wasn't quite ready for takeoff, and... well, you get the picture. We got quite friendly :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

Shoogar...you are getting way too comfortable in this thread :lol

It's either that or do work.

[Melmart1]

There's an Amy's in the Quarry, and several in Austin.

I used to drive all the way to Austin for that shit. Go to eat at Waterloo Icehouse, have a few beers, go next door to Waterloo records and peruse the vinyl (I collect vinyl) just long enough for the food to settle, then around the corner to Amy's. Stop by Bruegger's Bagels on the way home to pick up breakfast (a fave of mine from my Seattle days) and back to SA. Awesome effing day.

[ShoogarBear]

Do they still have Steve's any more? I actually used to go to the original Steve's in Somerville, MA, where mixins were invented.

I couldn't believe I'd ever walk for forty minutes and then stand in line for another twenty in friggin 30 degree weather to get ICE CREAM.

It was good, though.

[ShoogarBear]

I love watching the guys throw my ice cream up in the air and catch it in the scooper.

I really misread that the first time.

[jman3000]

There's an Amy's in the Quarry

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/yscratchchin.gif

[Melmart1]

There is also a PF Chang's in the Quarry. You can take Sandra out to dinner, then go to Amy's. :spin

[ShoogarBear]

And then after that, there are some convenient bushes surrounding the Quarry . . .

[jman3000]

:lmao

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[Melmart1]

Well, he hasn't said no to the idea....

[Silver21_Black20]

:pctoss

[angel_luv]

:wtf Sacrilege!!


Actually it is a great way to make friends.

As a kid, I always took my portion of ice cream at parties and gave it away. :angel

[angel_luv]

True.

I've never heard anyone in my life not like icecream.

Angel - How many flavors have you tried in your life?


It isn't that I dislike the flavors. They are all good and I can eat it.

I don't like that it is cold.



It runs in my family. My half brother who I never knew growing up also does not ( or at least didn't use) to like ice cream.

I found that out a few years ago when I met my birth mom.

[ORION]

That happened to me on an airline flight once, on Southwest. I was seated in the seats right at the front, which on this plane faced the opposite way of all the other seats. I was practically touching knees with the guy in front of me. I wasn't quite ready for takeoff, and... well, you get the picture. We got quite friendly :smokin

liar !

[jman3000]

:pctoss

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss


:pctoss

How cute...

[angel_luv]

:pctoss


See I told you that you two would be cute. :angel

[Melmart1]

liar !

nope, tis the truth. Southewest airlines flight from SA to Seattle, WA with a layover in Salt Lake City. The guy said "well the least I can do is buy you a beer" but I was only 18 at the time :lol

[jman3000]

See I told you that you two would be cute. :angel
:ban:

[midgetonadonkey]

Your clever use of smileys will win her over for sure.

[jman3000]

Your clever use of smileys will win her over for sure.

I just realized my last few posts were nothing but smilies ... shit. Now I need to make a concentrated effort not to use them.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/4ba62acf72.jpg (http://www.uploadfile.info)

[Jekka]

jman, you do realize that we're going to harass you about this until you actually go out. And then probably a little while after.

[Jekka]

:lmao

ShoogarBear, that's awesome.

[jman3000]

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/89a40eadb4.jpg

lol doesn't begin to explain how hard I laughed when I saw that.

[ShoogarBear]

I just hope SilBlack is at least smiling . . .

[Melmart1]

Damn, I just realized he even marked PF Chang's, Amy's AND the bushes :lmao

[angel_luv]

:ban:
:wtf

I am trying to help you date a beautiful, sweet and fascinating woman.

You have a problem with that because????

[jman3000]

:wtf

I am trying to help you date a beautiful, sweet and fascinating woman.

You have a problem with that because????

I was just kidding ... I got a little trigger happy with the emoticons. Sorry.

[ShoogarBear]

It was just a reminder to use extra deodorant that night.

[Silver21_Black20]

I just hope SilBlack is at least smiling . . .

I am smiling Shoogar only because I can't believe how far this has gotten and that it is still going.

You people suck :lol

[angel_luv]

I was just kidding ... I got a little trigger happy with the emoticons. Sorry.


Amateur. I was just teasing you.

You are going to have to get used to me if you are going to date my buddy, Sandra the Sexy. :angel

[jman3000]

I am smiling Shoogar only because I can't believe how far this has gotten and that it is still going.

You people suck :lol

If you hadn't made fun of my use of the word "reckon" none of this would be a problem. You have nobobody to blame but yourself.

[Silver21_Black20]

You are going to have to get used to me if you are going to date my buddy, Sandra the Sexy. :angel

As katy would say, "Oh dear." :oops

[Das Texan]

what the hell is this topic even about?


I'm not about to read 65 pages of this stuff.


All I know is that there is ice cream, chinese food, bushes and setting people up on dates going on here.


What am I missing>

[Silver21_Black20]

If you hadn't made fun of my use of the word "reckon" none of this would be a problem. You have nobobody to blame but yourself.

Wha?

If you wouldn't have mentioned that you wanted the last word, than none of this would have happened. It's your fault.

[Melmart1]

here we go again! :corn:

[angel_luv]

If you hadn't made fun of my use of the word "reckon" none of this would be a problem. You have nobobody to blame but yourself.



Wha?

If you wouldn't have mentioned that you wanted the last word, than none of this would have happened. It's your fault.


It is nobody's fault. It is fate!

:elephant

[ShoogarBear]

here we go again! :corn:

I reckon.

[jman3000]

Wha?

If you wouldn't have mentioned that you wanted the last word, than none of this would have happened. It's your fault.

If you hadn't been so insistent in getting the last word AFTER I won because you didn't post in 5 minutes none of this would of happened either. So again, your fault.

[angel_luv]

If you hadn't been so insistent in getting the last word AFTER I won because you didn't post in 5 minutes none of this would of happened either. So again, your fault.


Time to kiss and make out.. I mean up. :angel


:lmao

[ashbeeigh]

If you hadn't been so insistent in getting the last word AFTER I won because you didn't post in 5 minutes none of this would of happened either. So again, your fault.


I thought it was six?

[Silver21_Black20]

If you hadn't been so insistent in getting the last word AFTER I won because you didn't post in 5 minutes none of this would of happened either. So again, your fault.

You could have signed off AFTER you won but you STILL didn't want me to get in the last word thus Round 2 began. So again, your fault.

[Silver21_Black20]

I reckon.
:pctoss

Don't start with me Shoog :lol

[Das Texan]

http://www.gungfu.com/pics_general/pics_gloves/gloves_everlast_youth_boxing_gloves_a83033.jpg


thats what some of you need in this thread.


:smokin

[Silver21_Black20]

I thought it was six?

It was 5 minutes, max.

[Jekka]

I thought it was six?

I thought it was irrelevant? :rolleyes

[MannyIsGod]

This is the only kind of glove needed in this thread.

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/47.gif

[Das Texan]

This is the only kind of glove needed in this thread.

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/47.gif


the most important glove one can have.

[Silver21_Black20]

Manny, you sicko. Go grill.

[MannyIsGod]

I gotta go to the store first.

[ashbeeigh]

I thought it was irrelevant? :rolleyes


mmm. :lol

[Das Texan]

whats on the grill tonight?

[Silver21_Black20]

I gotta go to the store first.

What the Fuck? It's gonna be 8pm. Getcho ass to the store.

[Silver21_Black20]

mmm. :lol

I just wasn't going to wait more than five minutes for him to post *shrugs*

[ashbeeigh]

I hate the fact that I still talk to people in Wisconsin. Those crazy hicks. But I do hope they find that girl..... (http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/3024071.html)

[ashbeeigh]

I just wasn't going to wait more than five minutes for him to post *shrugs*

I believe you Sandra! I do. :spin

[MannyIsGod]

What I find amazing is that anyone still talks to you. Jesus, they've got more patience than me.

[MannyIsGod]

What the Fuck? It's gonna be 8pm. Getcho ass to the store.It is 7:59 and I'll go when I'm ready. STFU.

[jman3000]

This is the only kind of glove needed in this thread.

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/47.gif

:lol

[jman3000]

You could have signed off AFTER you won but you STILL didn't want me to get in the last word thus Round 2 began. So again, your fault.

You didn't give me time to sign off ... you started talking trash again as soon as I won. I'm not just gonna sign off after you get the last jab in ... it would defeat the feeling of me winning in the first place.

[Silver21_Black20]

You didn't give me time to sign off ... you started talking trash again as soon as I won. I'm not just gonna sign off after you get the last jab in ... it would defeat the feeling of me winning in the first place.

Boo Hoo!!!

[MannyIsGod]

My fire is lit. I'm about to work my magic.

[Jekka]

Mmmmm beef fajitas and brats. If UTSucksAss hadn't seriously pissed me off this evening, I would say that life is good.

[angel_luv]

Sorry Jess :(

Will there be left overs? :) I didn't get any dinner at Chang's.

[katyon6th]

As katy would say, "Oh dear." :oops

It really makes me happy you recognized that as something I say, not someone else who likes to steal my vernacular. I won't say any names but he knows who he is.

Damn him.

[Das Texan]

My fire is lit. I'm about to work my magic.



what are you making me manny?

[ObiwanGinobili]

i'm watching something on ABC that I swore I would not watch........

[Jekka]

Sorry Jess :(

Will there be left overs? :) I didn't get any dinner at Chang's.

It's okay, it's not your fault. I plan on taking it out on them later anyways.

That sucks about PF Changs - I don't think we've ever had a problem with waiters taking that long.

[Silver21_Black20]

Dirty Jobs is on the Discovery channel. Yes!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

This is the only kind of glove needed in this thread.

http://www.jollyjohns.com/img/product/large/47.gif



:lol

so glad we go bareback.

[Jekka]

:lol

so glad we go bareback.

I don't think I needed to know that.

[ShoogarBear]

My fire is lit. I'm about to work my magic.

This is a phrase that also can be used when you're going to cook a meal.

[katyon6th]

Shoog is a dirty old man, I reckon.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm just all talk. Not like this guy:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Dickthebruiser.jpg

Hall of Fame wrestler
Dick the Bruiser

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao xz 38304982319048239048239048123904823094823901482309 84

Shoog, that was classic.

[Das Texan]

:lol

so glad we go bareback.



thats lovely.

[jman3000]

Boo Hoo!!!
:pctoss

[Das Texan]

Dirty Jobs is on the Discovery channel. Yes!!!


damn. i dont get discovery in this blasted hotel room.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm just all talk. Not like this guy:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Dickthebruiser.jpg

Hall of Fame wrestler
Dick the Bruiser


I wonder if he gives good pussy bruises.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, he's been dead 15 years, so stiffness won't be an issue.

[katyon6th]

I'm just all talk. Not like this guy:


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Dickthebruiser.jpg

Hall of Fame wrestler
Dick the Bruiser

Oh dear.

I wouldn't let that guy anywhere near my pussy.

[Das Texan]

Oh dear.

I wouldn't let that guy anywhere near my pussy.



too stiff for you?

[midgetonadonkey]

If I was a chick, I'd fuck him.

[katyon6th]

too stiff for you?

That's just too much meat for me.

No good bruises would come of that.

[Das Texan]

That's just too much meat for me.

No good bruises would come of that.



so what type of bruises do you like?

[ShoogarBear]

too stiff for you?
It could work. Didn't you see Clerks?

[jman3000]

Fuck this thread turned NC 17 fast.

[Silver21_Black20]

damn. i dont get discovery in this blasted hotel room.

It's a new episode too. Very dirty jobs they are.

[ShoogarBear]

It'll be back to PG-13 by, oh, 2 AM methinks.

[Das Texan]

It's a new episode too. Very dirty jobs they are.



damnit. oh well, i'm sure i'll catch a replay of it soon enough.

[Silver21_Black20]

:pctoss

:pctoss

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe sooner . . .

[MannyIsGod]

Godamn brats rule

[Jekka]

^^^ Indeed!

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't think I needed to know that.

In this thread there is a whole lot of other shit no one needs to know too.

[ObiwanGinobili]

coincidently - we had brats too.

[ObiwanGinobili]

and now it;s time for bed.

yeah. before 10!! :elephant

[jman3000]

:pctoss

:flipoff

[katyon6th]

so what type of bruises do you like?

Go back a few pages, I'm sure you'll find out.


:oops

[midgetonadonkey]

They are flirting again. It's adorable.

[Das Texan]

Go back a few pages, I'm sure you'll find out.


:oops



but thats too much reading and i'm too lazy.


just spill the beans again.


oh and manny, brats are great, what type of brats you make this evening?

[MannyIsGod]

beer brats

[Das Texan]

beer brats


great choice.


i am gonna have to make some sometime soon. perhaps this weekend.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hungry. Somebody bring me food.

[Silver21_Black20]

:flipoff

That's it...it's over.

Kiss My Ass!!! :flipoff

[jman3000]

That's it...it's over.

Kiss My Ass!!! :flipoff

:depressed

[ashbeeigh]

No Das Texan, I believe you may have to read all of Oh Shit (2) and from page 48 to the end of Oh Shit (1) to understand most things that go on in this thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't like ashbeeigh.

[MannyIsGod]

Damn, over before it even started.

[Das Texan]

No Das Texan, I believe you may have to read all of Oh Shit (2) and from page 48 to the end of Oh Shit (1) to understand most things that go on in this thread.


god damnit. thats just way too much reading.


is there a cliffs notes version somewhere?