Oh Shit!!! (2)

[TOP-CHERRY]

I'm gonna go apply at American Eagle. No one stop me.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Actually, I did say that her avatar reminded me of a housewife in her bathrobe. But I didn't knock on her looks, just the style of the avatar. The finger to me looks like a cigarette, and it reminds me of the housewives who sit around all day smoking while wearing curlers.

ick. and then the smoke gets in the hair.... gross.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm gonna go apply at American Eagle. No one stop me.

ick.

[ObiwanGinobili]

god I love that word.

[ashbeeigh]

Good effing luck Cherry. I didn't get the job.

[tlongII]

This thread sucks ass. I will close it when I am the moderator.

[katyon6th]

I'm gonna go apply at American Eagle. No one stop me.

Which one?

Perhaps if you get the job we can have a GTG to go see you.

[ORION]

I'm gonna go apply at American Eagle. No one stop me.
I would never wear something from there or the other place ambercrappingfitch or whatever

[Melmart1]

This thread sucks ass. I will close it when I am the moderator.

I am going to ban tlongII when I am the moderator.

[ORION]

Which one?

Perhaps if you get the job we can have a GTG to go see you.
that would be awesome ! I'm the worst person to take out in public ! I would get you fired faster than you can say " Are you wearing panties underneath that bathing suit ?"

[MannyIsGod]

I'm still hungry.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Which one?

Perhaps if you get the job we can have a GTG to go see you.
Oooh, that'd be fun.

I want to apply at the one at North Star. But I'm not sure. I'll let you guys know so you can come visit me.

[angel_luv]

Oooh, that'd be fun.

I want to apply at the one at North Star. But I'm not sure. I'll let you guys know so you can come visit me.


Apply at the one at Rolling Oaks and then I can come visit you. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

I would never wear something from there or the other place ambercrappingfitch or whatever

you and me both bucky.

[MannyIsGod]

I need to shave.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Apply at the one at Rolling Oaks and then I can come visit you. :)
cool beans

[Melmart1]

I need to shave.

Why don't you take a shower while you are at it. Damn dirty Mexican.

[MannyIsGod]

I already showered. I paid extra attention to my feet too. I'm no Ashbeigh.

[TOP-CHERRY]

One time I was already walking out of the shower when I realized I had forgotten to shampoo my hair. So I had to go back in.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I love my stories. They're so fascinating.

[NASpurs]

One time I was already walking out of the shower when I realized I had forgotten to shampoo my hair. So I had to go back in.:lmao I thought I was the only one who had that happened to them. God I felt stupid

[MannyIsGod]

And you called me the new Horry?

[ObiwanGinobili]

the othrer day i got out of the shower , dried off , brushed my hair, and put on lotion.....at that point i realized I had only shaved one leg.

ugh.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I appologize, Manny. What I said to you was awful.

[TOP-CHERRY]

the othrer day i got out of the shower , dried off , brushed my hair, and put on lotion.....at that point i realized I had only shaved one leg.

ugh.
I always put lotion after I shower too! That is so cool, we must be related.

[Melmart1]

I once washed my hair with conditioner and was so tired at 5am I didn't notice there was no lather. It wasn't until I was at work for a good three hours before someone pointed out how greasy my hair looked. That is why I don't do mornings.

[midgetonadonkey]

I only lotion up before bed.

[SpursWoman]

Someone actually told you your hair looked greasy? WTF?

[Melmart1]

Someone actually told you your hair looked greasy? WTF?

Yeah, one of the cashiers who hated my ass cus I didn't play her little gossip games. You gotta understand, these women were career HEB cashiers and I was like 20 and a manager. They hated my ass.

[ShoogarBear]

Bald is both beautiful and more practical.

Unless you're a chick. Only a few can make that work.

[TOP-CHERRY]

My red moon looks pretty.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I hadn't noticed the little Alamos in the club page. How cute.

[ORION]

everyone loves me. except the ones that hate me

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/spootinstevex4dy.gif

This should've been Cherry's new avatar.

[TOP-CHERRY]

The rain is like an orchestra to me
Little gifts from above meant to say
Girl, you're falling at his feet
Isn't lovely or stunning today
Lay with me, lay with me
I'm alive when you're here with me, here with me
Stay

I'll find a way to see you again

[ORION]

Revenge
I'm screaming revenge again
Wrong
I've been wrong for far too long
Been constantly so frustrated
I've moved mountains with less
When I channel my hate to productive
I don't find it hard to impress

[ORION]

I want to be the next midge !

[midgetonadonkey]

That's very kind of you Orion.

[Silver21_Black20]

This is all just crazy talk.

[midgetonadonkey]

I do not work until Thursday. I will not shower until then.

[Silver21_Black20]

I like American Eagle but I love Aeropostale. I wanna go shopping.

[ORION]

That's very kind of you Orion.
hey anytime ! I want to be both feared and loved

[Silver21_Black20]

I wanna go shopping too.

[ORION]

I like American Eagle but I love Aeropostale. I wanna go shopping.
what is Aeropostale ? It sounds French

[ORION]

I wanna go shopping too.
me too ! I want to get some new fishing lures and a leather Wilson wide channel basketball

[Silver21_Black20]

what is Aeropostale ? It sounds French

It's like American Eagle but a little less expensive. Cute clothes.

[ORION]

It's like American Eagle but a little less expensive. Cute clothes.
Not for me. I make it a point to not look like other guys. This only applies for the guys not girls. Girls look mighty fine in them tight jeans

[Silver21_Black20]

me too ! I want to get some new fishing lures and a leather Wilson wide channel basketball

Those items are on my shopping list too.

[ObiwanGinobili]

My red moon looks pretty.


red + moon = remionds me of my long lost period.

I will cry a fucking ocean the day that bitch comes back.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Obi's fav stores:
Community Thrift
Texas Dollar Thrift
Goodwill on 410 @blanco
salvation army on Fred rd.
Ross

[Silver21_Black20]

I've tried to find some clothing items at the thrift store but I just can't do it.

[JoeChalupa]

Obi's fav stores:
Community Thrift
Texas Dollar Thrift
Goodwill on 410 @blanco
salvation army on Fred rd.
Ross

:tu

[Gatita]

Obi's fav stores:
Community Thrift
Texas Dollar Thrift
Goodwill on 410 @blanco
salvation army on Fred rd.
Ross

:tu

So when are we going out on the hunt again?

[ObiwanGinobili]

you would not believe the stuff i find at thrift stores.

plus I have $$ issues.
I'll spend a butt load of money as long as it;s not on me personaly.

but if I have to spend $$ on somethign for myself?? i freak. i can't do it.
I have to get the item for less then $5 before i feel "ok" takign it home.

when it comes to my husband and kids tho.. I'll spend $1000's if I have too without batting an eye.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:tu

So when are we going out on the hunt again?


as soon as I get some more $$$. :fro
emo;s Tio David is dying from cancer(s) in Houston and we've bene spending every spare penny going back in forth...
.. should be a funeral soon also. :depressed

[Gatita]

as soon as I get some more $$$. :fro
emo;s Tio David is dying from cancer(s) in Houston and we've bene spending every spare penny going back in forth...
.. should be a funeral soon also. :depressed

Sorry to hear that babygirl.... :depressed

Let me know when you are free. There is a frap. with your name on it. :)

BTW, answer your :cell

[ORION]

Those items are on my shopping list too.
and Tom and Jerry. I found an anniversary DVD with 38 episodes at Wal-Mart.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sorry to hear that babygirl.... :depressed

Let me know when you are free. There is a frap. with your name on it. :)

BTW, answer your :cell


:lol
dude - yr calling my mom.
I got a new phone, check your PM;s.

[Jekka]

yes! this lady called back and she will be by at 5pm to purchase my breast pump and give me mad dollars for it.

rack craigslist.

Who the hell buys a used breast pump?

[ORION]

Who the hell buys a used breast pump?
batman

[Gatita]

:lol
dude - yr calling my mom.
I got a new phone, check your PM;s.

She invited me over for dinner.... :lol


BTW, Gracias Señorita...

[ObiwanGinobili]

Who the hell buys a used breast pump?

ALOT of people.
they are expensive as hell for the really good ones.
plus all the tubing and valves are replaceable for a new mom at low cost ($25- 30 for that as opposed to $250 - $350 foir a whole brand new unit) or they can be removed boiled (sanitized) and replaced.

some very nice ladiesd will give them away on freecycle.... but I'm not that nice. i want some of my $$ back.

[SpursWoman]

Who the hell buys a used breast pump?


I was kind of curious about that myself ... like buying a used vibrator. :drunk


But hey...if she wants it and is going to pay for it.......tell her I've got a couple of vibrators in various states of disrepair I can part with on the cheap. :lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

She invited me over for dinner.... :lol


BTW, Gracias Señorita...

hahaha!
gotta love my momma.

[Jekka]

I was kind of curious about that myself ... like buying a used vibrator. :drunk


But hey...if she wants it and is going to pay for it.......tell her I've got a couple of vibrators in various states of disrepair I can part with on the cheap. :lmao

:lmao

Seriously Obiwan, you can try and defend that all you want, but the idea of using someone else's breastpump just doesn't set too well with me personally.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao

Seriously Obiwan, you can try and defend that all you want, but the idea of using someone else's breastpump just doesn't set too well with me personally.


well I will be sure to never offer you a good price on a used breast pump.:lol


All hospitols offer the heavy duty ones for rent on a monthly basis. maybe I should call them up and let them know that it;s gross. even tho all the tubing and valves are changed out in between customers.


really. it;s like if I sold the motor portion of a blender and the customer supplied her own pitcher.

[Silver21_Black20]

batman

Speaking of batman, where has he been? He seems to come here around 8am but is no where to be seen during the day.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Speaking of batman, where has he been? He seems to come here around 8am but is no where to be seen during the day.

he's rocking an outstanding 4-5 poists per day it seems.

[ORION]

a friend of mine is selling a penis enlarging pump ......I'm asking for him

[Jekka]

really. it;s like if I sold the motor portion of a blender and the customer supplied her own pitcher.

I don't tend to lactate in my blender.

[Kori Ellis]

Speaking of batman, where has he been? He seems to come here around 8am but is no where to be seen during the day.

He got in major trouble at work for posting. Not just in trouble for being on the internet, something more elaborate than that.

[Gatita]

well I will be sure to never offer you a good price on a used breast pump.:lol


All hospitols offer the heavy duty ones for rent on a monthly basis. maybe I should call them up and let them know that it;s gross. even tho all the tubing and valves are changed out in between customers.


really. it;s like if I sold the motor portion of a blender and the customer supplied her own pitcher.

No shit.

It's like at the hospital. We have people shitting themselves in bed and throw up along with. The sheets are washed and used again. No biggie. We can say the same with silverware and plates at restaurants.

[SpursWoman]

I've got a good volunteer for breast pumping that's totally free of charge, if the situation arises that I might ever need one again.

:angel :lol

[Silver21_Black20]

He got in major trouble at work for posting. Not just in trouble for being on the internet, something more elaborate than that.

Whoa! I remember a couple of weeks ago he mentioned he got in trouble at work but I thought by now it would have passed.

[MannyIsGod]

So Gatita, what you're saying is that you'd be ok with buying a used vibrator as long as they washed it for you in a kitchen first?

[Gatita]

I've got a good volunteer for breast pumping that's totally free of charge, if the situation arises that I might ever need one again.

:angel :lol

:lol

You got a money saver right there.

[Jekka]

No shit.

It's like at the hospital. We have people shitting themselves in bed and throw up along with. The sheets are washed and used again.

One reason hospitals freak me out.


We can say the same with silverware and plates at restaurants.

Saliva and breast milk are totally different things to me. You might casually kiss someone at a party, but under normal circumstances you don't attach yourself to someone's lactating breast. Not that breast milk is dirty or anything, but I tend to think of it as a substance you don't normally share.

[Jekka]

So Gatita, what you're saying is that you'd be ok with buying a used vibrator as long as they washed it for you in a kitchen first?

:lol

[batman2883]

What Kinda Magic Spell To Use......

[batman2883]

True Life Batmans A Gangsta

[batman2883]

Orion Got Beat Down This Weekend At The Courts By A Crippled Batman Extra Extra Read All About It

[ORION]

my friend is here ! The one that's selling the penis enlarging pump

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't tend to lactate in my blender.

I don't lactate into the motor or shell of a breast pump either.

then again i also pour cows milk into glass, drink it, clean it and then use it again later on for guests.

:lol I dont; find anything particuarly disgisting about breastmilk that I couldn;t re-use anything it's touched once that itme has been clean or sanitizesd.

I've bought used dishes and pots & pans before too.

[ORION]

Orion Got Beat Down This Weekend At The Courts By A Crippled Batman Extra Extra Read All About It
nice try but I was at my company picnic this weekend and your crippled mentally

[batman2883]

I once let my friend jiz in my mouth after using a pump to enlarge his manhood.

[batman2883]

nice try but I was at my company picnic this weekend and your crippled mentally
was it catered by rudy's??

[ObiwanGinobili]

I've got a good volunteer for breast pumping that's totally free of charge, if the situation arises that I might ever need one again.

:angel :lol


:tu thats a keeper right thrrr. :spin

[ObiwanGinobili]

True Life Batmans A Gangsta


enter the batty batness.

[batman2883]

where is CBF???

[batman2883]

i wish i knew how to play the bag pipes, chicks dig the bag pipes

[ObiwanGinobili]

where is CBF???

witness protection

[batman2883]

what happened to oh shit (1)

[ObiwanGinobili]

i wish i knew how to play the bag pipes, chicks dig the bag pipes


it's not the pipes - it;s the kilt.

[Kori Ellis]

what happened to oh shit (1)

At 4000 posts, a new thread starts automatically.

[ObiwanGinobili]

what happened to oh shit (1)

HAL split it off.

[batman2883]

thats right i remember you already explained it all to me kori

[batman2883]

a new seed of shit has emerged....

[batman2883]

take care of me, you take care of me, mikey you're my kid brother....and you take care of me!??!?!?!?!

[Kori Ellis]

So are you still being monitored at work? Any further reports filed on you?

[Gatita]

So are you still being monitored at work? Any further reports filed on you?

:lol Who were you sexually harrassing Batman?

[tlongII]

I'll bet bat wishes he had a sig as bat-ass as mine!

[batman2883]

oh my god that sig is freaking beautiful

[ORION]

was it catered by rudy's??
you would think but the ranch catered it themselves and it was excellent. Speaking of Rudy's I won a $10 gift certificate.

[batman2883]

you remember that place that use to cater for our place rio cibilo that bbq was good too man i love bbq

[ORION]

you remember that place that use to cater for our place rio cibilo that bbq was good too man i love bbq
yeah ,

[SpursWoman]

I've bought used dishes and pots & pans before too.


I'd be careful with that. We've had several cats die the last couple of years around my house, and User takes their skulls and boils them clean for his desk ornaments at work.

That could be one of your pots. :wow :lol

[Gatita]

I'd be careful with that. We've had several cats die the last couple of years around my house, and User takes their skulls and boils them clean for his desk ornaments at work.

That could be one of your pots. :wow :lol

:catstew

:lol

[batman2883]

gatita stew

[Gatita]

gatita stew

Bah! Too much grease. :lol

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of stew ... my kids are with their dad tonight. I think I'm making s'mores for dinner. :lol

[batman2883]

man i sure wish i had me some clam chowda

[ORION]

I want to get out of here and play some ball already !

[Silver21_Black20]

Hmmmm...I need a haircut.

[MannyIsGod]

I'll cut your hair Sandra!

[ashbeeigh]

this how to find a guy show makes me anxious.

[katyon6th]

This show fucking sucks. I'm turning it off right now.

Ugh.

[Jekka]

Manny is an expert in buzz-cuts. I think Sandra should go short.

[katyon6th]

Would you talk about sour blowpops on your 1st date, Ashbeeigh? I have a feeling you would.

Okay, I swear, turning it off now.

[ashbeeigh]

No, I would talk about my yoga classes Katy.

[katyon6th]

Shit, I'd talk about sour blowpops, what's wrong with that? I don't get it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh has mental problems.

[Melmart1]

You use the word "blow" in any capacity during a date, and I guarantee the last thing on a guy's mind is going to be candy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Katy looks good in her avatar.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh has mental problems.

Ugggh. You love it.

[katyon6th]

You use the word "blow" in any capacity during a date, and I guarantee the last thing on a guy's mind is going to be candy.

So fucking true.

:lol

[katyon6th]

Katy looks good in her avatar.

Really? You don't think I've gotten too much sun?

Oh, Midge. :)

[katyon6th]

I should've just said thank you, I know, but I wanted to fish for more compliments. I'm such a fucking girl.

[Melmart1]

I think you look great, Katy. Fuck the chubby cheek commenters. They are just jealous.

[midgetonadonkey]

Really? You don't think I've gotten too much sun?

Oh, Midge. :)


I don't think you've gotten too much sun. Your fleshtone is very nice.

[Silver21_Black20]

Nevermind...I don't need a haircut. And if you come to the next practice with scissors Manny I'm gonna kick your knee cap.

[midgetonadonkey]

SB has been very hostile lately. I find it entertaining and amusing. Keep it up. :tu

[angel_luv]

That is a really pretty picture Katy.

Sandra- what kind of hair cut are you thinking about?

[katyon6th]

I cut off about 8/9 inches in March, I think. I wanted to kill myself for like 5 hours. I should know better than to cut off that much, I'm so silly.

[Jekka]

I cut 11 inches off earlier this year. I was sick of long hair, though, so I was happy.

[angel_luv]

I cut off about 8/9 inches in March, I think. I wanted to kill myself for like 5 hours. I should know better than to cut off that much, I'm so silly.


I know what you mean. Sometimes I wish there was a way I could have short hair for just a few days and then have it right back to its normal length.

Too bad I am not a movie start who could get all sorts of extensions etc.

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra- what kind of hair cut are you thinking about?

Just a trim, layered and framed around the face.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/715/ryr6ik.gif

[angel_luv]

Just a trim, layered and framed around the face.


That will be pretty. You have nice hair.

[katyon6th]

Man, that girl has some serious volume going on on top.

[angel_luv]

The girl has a scary face every few seconds.

[Silver21_Black20]

That will be pretty. You have nice hair.

Thx!

I always get the same haircut.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg


I'd hit it.

[katyon6th]

Oh my lord, that's disgusting. How the fuck does he function with all that shit?

[Silver21_Black20]

Ewww...damn...that is a gross pic.

[Silver21_Black20]

"Hanging out....down the street....same old thing....we did last week. Not a thing to do....but talk to you....we're all alright...we're all alright..."

[Silver21_Black20]

I want a Dr. Pepper.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go drink one.

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the fuck up Ashbeeigh. Just shut the fuck up.

[Silver21_Black20]

Go drink one.

I don't have anymore in the fridge.

I had one with dinner and now I want another.

[angel_luv]

Somebody buy the girl a Dr. Pepper!

[midgetonadonkey]

I lost my digital camara.

[MannyIsGod]

Nevermind...I don't need a haircut. And if you come to the next practice with scissors Manny I'm gonna kick your knee cap.
Scissors? Fuck that, I was brining clippers.

[MannyIsGod]

I said brining. I'm fucking ghetto.

[MannyIsGod]

Still not as ghetto as that crack whore Ashbeigh

[Silver21_Black20]

Scissors? Fuck that, I was brining clippers.

Shit...if you bring clippers, I'll kick both knee caps.

[MannyIsGod]

I think I shall reshave my hair tonight. or tomorrow. or something soon.

Fuck, who cares? I'm not Horry. I need to stop posting this shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

Grandma's Boy is a funny movie.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa,
Ma ma coo sa

[Silver21_Black20]

Who cares!!

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

SB has grown a pair of balls.

[midgetonadonkey]

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You are not welcome.

[Silver21_Black20]

I don't think Mel would like that very much midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

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He fucking knows better.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't think Mel would like that very much midge.

Mel is bi this week. She will love the combination of balls and tits.

[Melmart1]

I don't like chicks with balls. But I love the fact that SB has become a regulator. Her attitude is perfect and I am exstatic over it. :tu

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm gonna roll wit my homies up at lakeshore.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mel loves trannys.

[Silver21_Black20]

I try. Sometimes I surprise myself.

[midgetonadonkey]

It is my belief that ashbeeigh is a transexual.

[midgetonadonkey]

I have yet to prove it. It is purely speculation at this point.

[midgetonadonkey]

Purely Speculation!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start a tejano band named Puro Especulation.

[Melmart1]

Is that why she goes from hostile to sensitive in seconds flat? The combination of too much estrogen and heightened testosterone levels?

[midgetonadonkey]

We will wear shirts with cactii on them.

[midgetonadonkey]

And rattlesnake skin boots.

[midgetonadonkey]

I will learn to play the trumpet.

[midgetonadonkey]

We will gain worldwide recognition and be accepted into mainstream gringo culture.

[midgetonadonkey]

We will be seen on shows such as TLR and American Idol.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is how I will spread the word of La Revolucion!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Soon the gringos that followed Puro Especulation will be missing their power tools and other lawn maintenance equiptment.

[midgetonadonkey]

It is then that the mexican people will completely run the gardening industry.

[midgetonadonkey]

And eventually rule the world!!

[Silver21_Black20]

We will be seen on shows such as TLR and American Idol.

You mean TRL, on MTV?

Shit...I used to watch that fucking show everyday when I was in high school.

[midgetonadonkey]

You mean TRL, on MTV?

Shit...I used to watch that fucking show everyday when I was in high school.

Yeah TRL.

[Silver21_Black20]

Shit...I used to watch that fucking show everyday when I was in high school.

What a loser.

[midgetonadonkey]

I still consider Poison great music. Morally, is this a good idea?

What would Nietzsche say about this??

[midgetonadonkey]

Greatest Nietzsche quote "In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."

[Jekka]

Nietzsche would say that nothing matters, and then Camus would back him up and say, "Who cares?"

Ashbeeigh's title should be changed to Tranny.

[Melmart1]

:lol The ashbeeigh love train is all full!

[Silver21_Black20]

Oooo...I heard on 99.5 KISS that Godsmack will be coming to the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater at the end of August. I am soo fuckin' there, I'm gonna hit up my boss for tix.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hoping I can score Slayer tickets somehow.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish Pussyface would post in here more.

[midgetonadonkey]

PUSSYFACE!!

Where art thou!?!

[Silver21_Black20]

Hey Jekka...your title reads, Fast Fingers For Knitting, do you really knit?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is there something wrong with me for thinking Air Supply plays pretty good music?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is there a dude and a chick in Air Supply? I can't tell.

[midgetonadonkey]

If this is two dudes then it's really fucking Horryesque.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm all out of love
I'm so lost without you

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm all out of love
I'm so lost without you

Fag

[MannyIsGod]

The Japanese are sick fuckers

[MannyIsGod]

Man, Jekka is never mean to anyone but she's mean to Ashbeigh. I love it.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Japanese are sick fuckers

Have you ever seen the movie Ichi the Killer or Audition? More proof that Japs are sick bastards.

[MannyIsGod]

Sandwiches are great.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ice cream sandwiches are better.

[MannyIsGod]

I concur

[midgetonadonkey]

I like bologna, cheese, mircle whip and crushed fritos sandwiches.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, crushed chips in sandwiches fucking rule.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think it's Book of John chapter 3 verse 12 states, "And Christ crusheth thy Fritos and placed them upon thy bread and meat."

[Silver21_Black20]

Bologna sandwiches :vomit:

I prefer ham or turkey.

[midgetonadonkey]

Electric Light Orchestra was a pretty good band.

[Jekka]

Hey Jekka...your title reads, Fast Fingers For Knitting, do you really knit?

I crochet, but I'm going to get my grandmother to teach me to knit soon. She's also going to teach me tatting, so I can be a childless grandmother at 22.

[Trainwreck2100]

Don't you hate it when people link your sigs and all you see is a frog.

[Melmart1]

I don't have that problem. Nobody wants a Texas Rangers sig with my handle on it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nobody else wants a blinking midgetonadonkey weedleaf sig. For there is only one, midgetonadonkey.

[Trainwreck2100]

Mel did you lock the thread with the NBA video?`

[Silver21_Black20]

I crochet, but I'm going to get my grandmother to teach me to knit soon. She's also going to teach me tatting, so I can be a childless grandmother at 22.

That's awesome. I wish I could have learned something like that from one of my grandmothers.

[Melmart1]

Mel did you lock the thread with the NBA video?`

Yes, I did. I took out the link too. You got a problem with that, ya damn ex-Royal?!?!

[Trainwreck2100]

Yes, I did. I took out the link too. You got a problem with that, ya damn ex-Royal?!?!

Um....no

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, I know. Just busting your chops.

[Trainwreck2100]

I jope my new sig lasts longer than two days

[Melmart1]

Not after I start linking it in other forums.

[Trainwreck2100]

Not after I start linking it in other forums.


:pctoss

[Melmart1]

Hmmm, which forum to start in? Is there a Super Mario Bros forum?

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/graphixstudiob/299046515_l.gif

[Jekka]

That's awesome. I wish I could have learned something like that from one of my grandmothers.

It's a good way to spend time with my grandmother that keeps me too busy to accidentally say anything profane ... which is why I have to keep learning new things so I don't get too relaxed. I'm up to crocheting, needlepoint, beading, embroidery, and sewing :lol

[Melmart1]

I just banned a Mavs troll and he didn't even get to finish registering :lmao

Seriously, if you are gonna try to keep creating usernames all night to spam the forums, don't let the mods know. Idiot.

[Trainwreck2100]

IMBACKPUSSYS, what a moron.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, he wasn't very subtle :lol

[jman3000]

whose house can i go to get drunk? i'm bored.

[Melmart1]

Buy your own beer and get drunk at your house, cheapo.

[jman3000]

Buy your own beer and get drunk at your house, cheapo.

if i get drunk alone...that would qualify me as an alcoholic I reckon.

[Melmart1]

If you get drunk all alone every night. Once or twice doesn't qualify you.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ugh!!! I HATE when someone says, I reckon....that irritates the fuck outta me.

[jman3000]

If you get drunk all alone every night. Once or twice doesn't qualify you.

but then i'd have nobody to make fun of me acting stupid or nobody to hit on obnoxiously ... half the fun of getting drunk.

[Silver21_Black20]

but then i'd have nobody to make fun of me acting stupid or nobody to hit on obnoxiously ... half the fun of getting drunk.

So what...what are you trying to say? You want one of the Oh Shit!!! girls to get drunk with you?

[jman3000]

Oh Shit!!! girls

Is there a calendar out or something?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Girls Gone Fecal!
That reminds me................
............where IS Ash, anyway?

[jman3000]

Ugh!!! I HATE when someone says, I reckon....that irritates the fuck outta me.

And I hate when people use onomatopoeias... wanna fight about it?

[Silver21_Black20]

Is there a calendar out or something?

:lmao That was actually pretty funny, jman.

[Silver21_Black20]

And I hate when people use onomatopoeias... wanna fight about it?

Bring it on!! I got my Oh Shit!!! girls to back me up, that's including midge and Manny.

[jman3000]

Bring it on!! I got my Oh Shit!!! girls to back me up, that's including midge and Manny.
You need back up to take me on? Scared to do it 1 on 1 or what?



:lmao That was actually pretty funny, jman.
Too late to suck up now... you're on my shit list.

[Melmart1]

Bring it on!! I got my Oh Shit!!! girls to back me up, that's including midge and Manny.

:lmao I am loving this saucy side to SB.

Also, I think you and jman should get drunk together. Then post the pics here.

[Silver21_Black20]

You need back up to take me on? Scared to do it 1 on 1 or what?

Scared...Pffttt!!


Too late to suck up now... you're on my shit list.

Shit list? Only the weak have shit lists.

[Silver21_Black20]

:lmao I am loving this saucy side to SB.

Also, I think you and jman should get drunk together. Then post the pics here.

At this point, I'd rather get drunk with you...but no pics will be posted :oops

[jman3000]

Yet another onomatopeia... how convenient...

fine then.. you moved off the shit list and on to the list of "people i would never pick a fight with because they are a girl and need help from other people"

[jman3000]

so i reckon i'm not getting drunk tonight?

[Silver21_Black20]

Yet another onomatopeia... how convenient...

fine then.. you moved off the shit list and on to the list of "people i would never pick a fight with because they are a girl and need help from other people"

Onomatopoeia...is that the "Word of the Day"?

[Silver21_Black20]

so i reckon i'm not getting drunk tonight?

I reckon!

[jman3000]

:pctoss