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Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 01:14 AM
If the Sox were to finish above Texas, wouldnt the Rays still get New York in the first round because they are the Wild Card? Or is it based on record?

You can't play within your division in the division series. It's likely the wild card winner is gonna come from the East. The team with the best record would play the wild card winner only if it was a team from another division. Otherwise, they play the division winner with the worse record between the other two. So it would be Yanks vs White Sox and Rangers vs Rays.

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2010, 02:01 AM
roflrofl I can picture TPark now buying a giant Tommy Hunter jersey

Melmart1
08-06-2010, 12:38 PM
yiJ6PBfntHo

That is fucking awful. They should be shot just for using auto-tune.

monosylab1k
08-06-2010, 02:23 PM
I don't see much playing time in Julio Borbon's future for this season.

Are you planning on making a knee-jerk reaction for all 162 games this season?

EricB
08-06-2010, 02:25 PM
Are you planning on making a knee-jerk reaction for all 162 games this season?


Are you planning on not being a dick anytime soon?

EricB
08-06-2010, 02:27 PM
That is fucking awful. They should be shot just for using auto-tune.


Agreed. What's next momma don't let your babies grow up to be a's fans?

dallaskd
08-06-2010, 03:50 PM
Lee on the mound tonight. Let's do this.

EricB
08-06-2010, 04:15 PM
Yeah tough opposition in Braden.

They usually don't do that well either in Oakland. Heres hoping the bats can keep it going. The offense seems like a really rusty bolt thats getting sprayed with lube. Its hard to move then moves a bit stops moves alot more stops again.

Whisky Dog
08-06-2010, 04:23 PM
This is a mammoth series. The Angels are 10 back and playing in Detroit where they'll probably lose at least 2.

Sweep this series and take a damn nice 11.5 game lead in division. Would be almost insurmountable barring an epic collapse.

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-06-2010, 04:37 PM
Are you planning on making a knee-jerk reaction for all 162 games this season?

Crucify 'em Mono! Send that XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirt wearin ass to the tree of woe!

EricB
08-06-2010, 04:53 PM
This is a mammoth series. The Angels are 10 back and playing in Detroit where they'll probably lose at least 2.

Sweep this series and take a damn nice 11.5 game lead in division. Would be almost insurmountable barring an epic collapse.


I'd be happy with 2 of 3.

I think sweeping a decent team like the A's with their pitching at home is a longshot.

Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 05:02 PM
friday! friday! friday! NIGHT!!!!

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2010, 09:04 PM
Tiny E's newfound rat tail:

gay or not gay?

fake or not fake?

Whisky Dog
08-06-2010, 09:12 PM
I'd be happy with 2 of 3.

I think sweeping a decent team like the A's with their pitching at home is a longshot.

Sure it's ambitious, but if you wanna be the division winner you have to play like it.

sribb43
08-06-2010, 09:19 PM
Lee is terrible in first innings

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2010, 09:30 PM
Update:

Tiny E has removed his apparently fake rat tail

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2010, 09:32 PM
Wow Cliff Lee sucking balls thus far

Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 09:44 PM
Rangers tie the game. Let's get Cliff some runs!

Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 09:56 PM
Hambone home run!!! It seems like awhile since he had his last bomb. Does anyone know when his last HR was? I'm too lazy to look it up. lol

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2010, 10:01 PM
Pretty funny how the Rangers automatically average 4 runs a game when Lee is pitching and like 12 a game when he is not.

Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 10:05 PM
Pretty funny how the Rangers automatically average 4 runs a game when Lee is pitching and like 12 a game when he is not.

4 runs? That's exaggerating. :lol So far we've only averaged about 2 runs per start.

sribb43
08-06-2010, 10:13 PM
:lmao @ Braden giving up 2 hits and a homer at that to Teagarden :lol

Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 10:27 PM
Is Teagarden actually starting to hit? Two home runs in three games. :wow :lol

dallaskd
08-06-2010, 11:23 PM
We're just too good.

dallaskd
08-06-2010, 11:25 PM
Tiny E's newfound rat tail:

gay or not gay?

fake or not fake?

They are corn rows.. Ties them and looks like a tail with his hat on..

Texas Chili Dog
08-06-2010, 11:35 PM
Cliff Lee is an ok pitcher. Time to lower the magic number to 45.

Melmart1
08-06-2010, 11:46 PM
Teagarden playing like he knows Treanor is close to coming back. :lol

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 12:28 AM
For some reason, I am actually looking forward to a Harden start. I want to see if the bastard was just playing with our emotions last weekend.

EricB
08-07-2010, 12:32 AM
I'm in so cal so I'll be forced to watch Yankees red sox :pctoss

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 12:46 AM
I'm in so cal so I'll be forced to watch Yankees red sox :pctoss

Will you have internet access? I have been glued to mlb.com's At Bat for the few games I wasn't able to watch due to being out of town. It's not like you can actually watch the game live, but it's a good follower.

dallaskd
08-07-2010, 12:49 AM
channelsurfing.net?

dallaskd
08-07-2010, 01:13 AM
If we can beat up on New York and Tampa next week, Texas has a good shot at taking the best record in the AL, and all of baseball for that matter.

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 01:16 AM
If we can beat up on New York and Tampa next week, Texas has a good shot at taking the best record in the AL, and all of baseball for that matter.

Right now my main concern is just finishing ahead of the AL Central winner, whatever team that may end up being. I just want homefield for the ALDS at least.

dallaskd
08-07-2010, 01:21 AM
Right now my main concern is just finishing ahead of the AL Central winner, whatever team that may end up being. I just want homefield for the ALDS at least.

well, hey props to Buck and the O's for sweeping the Angels and starting out right against the White Sox :tu

4-0 for Buck so far as manager. I just dont think it will be a problem. Like I said, the Twins and Sox will beat each other up, as will the Rays, Yanks, and Red Sox. I dont see the Rangers losing any focus either. They have fun, but its all business on that field.

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 01:24 AM
Whatever may happen, let's take it one day at a time and enjoy it, my friend. :toast

EricB
08-07-2010, 01:41 AM
Will you have internet access? I have been glued to mlb.com's At Bat for the few games I wasn't able to watch due to being out of town. It's not like you can actually watch the game live, but it's a good follower.


Yeah I have the at bat app on my iPhone.

Better than nothin yeah but... :lol

channelsurfing.net is a great idea, thanks to the person that put that.

I'll check that out tomorrow.

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 01:53 AM
The Rangers are the only team with more than a 1.5 game division lead. wow

Whisky Dog
08-07-2010, 02:43 AM
I'm in so cal so I'll be forced to watch Yankees red sox :pctoss

Slingbox Solo

sribb43
08-07-2010, 02:00 PM
Teagarden is back in the lineup today. I hope Wash isn't becoming Carlisle and playing guys he shouldnt

EricB
08-07-2010, 03:12 PM
Teagarden in his last two games is 3 for 8 with two homers and a double.

I think its OK for him to get a second look. Molina hasn't exactly been Johnny Bench with the bat...

EricB
08-07-2010, 03:13 PM
F'ing regional Fox bullshit...

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 03:50 PM
So much for Harden turning it around. I was gonna say this even before the A's hit the home run, which they did as I was typing this post. ugh

Texas Chili Dog
08-07-2010, 05:21 PM
Doesn't look like it will matter much, but Teagarden just got another home run. wow

Spursfan092120
08-07-2010, 07:52 PM
Was taking a look at this today. Is it odd that I'm getting excited already? Really don't want to play the Rays in the first round though.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/huntforoctober

MavDynasty
08-07-2010, 08:55 PM
sons rich harden & feldman in the same guy is a disaster

monosylab1k
08-08-2010, 12:11 AM
Was taking a look at this today. Is it odd that I'm getting excited already? Really don't want to play the Rays in the first round though.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/huntforoctober

I'll take anything over seeing the Rangers have to face the fucking Yankees in the first round again.

sribb43
08-08-2010, 03:28 PM
I hate the fuckin' A's, everyone on their team pisses me off. Bunch of scrappy mofo's

sribb43
08-08-2010, 05:17 PM
Fuck you Oliver...you have been trash since the AS break

EricB
08-08-2010, 05:18 PM
F you Joe West you fucking asshole.

I've fucking had it with these goddamn umpires and trying to make themselves part of the goddamn game.

EricB
08-08-2010, 05:20 PM
Fuck you Oliver...you have been trash since the AS break


Slow your roll dude Oliver has been tough true but his overall work has been great. Big F'ng deal if they lose this game BUT, if Cahill is out of the game, the offense could get going a tad possibly.

Texas Chili Dog
08-08-2010, 05:58 PM
Shitty way for the game to end.

sribb43
08-08-2010, 06:07 PM
7.5 is nice but would really have liked to be 9.5 considering our upcoming schedule and the fact that OAK has Seattle up next...

Fuck the A's

Spursfan092120
08-08-2010, 06:35 PM
Damn...7.5 now..we need to win, damnit...

Texas Chili Dog
08-08-2010, 06:53 PM
That was a shitty way to lose.

Spursfan092120
08-08-2010, 08:27 PM
I'll take anything over seeing the Rangers have to face the fucking Yankees in the first round again.
That's true...

dallaskd
08-09-2010, 04:42 PM
Got my tickets for Tuesday and Wednesday's games vs the Yanks. anyone else going?

Spursfan092120
08-09-2010, 04:53 PM
Got my tickets for Tuesday and Wednesday's games vs the Yanks. anyone else going?
I think Bump's going...not sure though.

BUMP
08-09-2010, 05:02 PM
Correct....I'll be there tomorrow night with a few buddies of mine, not sure where I'm sitting yet tho

Spursfan092120
08-09-2010, 05:13 PM
I'm jealous..lol

dallaskd
08-09-2010, 05:34 PM
Correct....I'll be there tomorrow night with a few buddies of mine, not sure where I'm sitting yet tho

I'm in "corner box"

Texas Chili Dog
08-09-2010, 05:36 PM
I'm in "corner box"

Hopefully on the first base side.

dallaskd
08-09-2010, 05:38 PM
Hopefully on the first base side.

I think so yea, why do you say that?

Texas Chili Dog
08-09-2010, 05:57 PM
I think so yea, why do you say that?

Because the sun shines on the 3rd base side.

Texas Chili Dog
08-09-2010, 11:34 PM
Thanks Mariners for beating the A's. :)

Magic number = 44

Jacob1983
08-10-2010, 01:38 AM
Rangers need to get their heads out of their asses and go on a 7 to 8 game winning streak. Losing to teams that are chasing you for the division lead isn't good either. And they also need to watch their record. If they have the worst record among the 3 division winners in the AL, that will give them a likely first round matchup with the Yankees. The Rangers have to finish better than the AL central winner in order to have homefield advantage in the first round. The wild card is going to come from the AL East and teams from the same division cannot play each other in the first round.

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 09:18 PM
HAHAHA Lewin made the call on Murph dog!!!!

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 09:42 PM
Fuck you ARoid.

sribb43
08-10-2010, 09:43 PM
Fuck you Frankie

sribb43
08-10-2010, 09:47 PM
DFA Frankie's ass now

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:19 PM
C'mon Rangers! Walk it off!

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:26 PM
oh man, talk about pushing Moreland into a high pressure situation. DAYUM

edit: WTF? They are walking Moreland to get to Elvis. Oh man Elvis, make em pay please.

sribb43
08-10-2010, 10:32 PM
oh man, talk about pushing Moreland into a high pressure situation. DAYUM

edit: WTF? They are walking Moreland to get to Elvis. Oh man Elvis, make em pay please.

Elvis has been terrible lately. Surprised they didnt also walk elvis to get to Young who has been equally as bad recently

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:36 PM
Nice inning, Feliz! We need to finish it here with the meat of the order coming up.

sribb43
08-10-2010, 10:37 PM
Mo is in the game...Fuck

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:40 PM
First two men on! C'mon!!!!

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:41 PM
Josh

Fuck yes

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:41 PM
lol chodes imploding

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:41 PM
LOL are you serious? Anyone other than Vlad or Molina would have been safe. That sucks.

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:41 PM
Nelly...lets go


walkoff HR

Edit:NVM

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:42 PM
LOL @ walking a guy to get to Murphy. Ask the A's how that worked out for them.

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:42 PM
murphdog with a sac fly ftw

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:43 PM
chili, i thought you were going to the game?

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:43 PM
:lmao :lmao if he fucking walks

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:43 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:44 PM
BALLGAME fuck yes

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:45 PM
MURPHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Rangers win! THEEE EEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE RANGERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:45 PM
walking nelly for murphy who is Texas' hottest hitter this past week

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:47 PM
chili, i thought you were going to the game?

nah that was dallaskd and BUMP. The next game on my mini plan is August 25th against the Twins. But I'm gonna see if I can go to one of the Red Sox games.

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:48 PM
Mo is in the game...Fuck

The Rangers are not impressed!

MavDynasty
08-10-2010, 10:49 PM
:cry great muthafuckin win :cry

murphy has been beasting

Spursfan092120
08-10-2010, 10:51 PM
Sucks that I couldn't watch this game...damn..oh well...Inning over..ballgame over...Rangers win...Theeeeee Rangers WIN!

Spursfan092120
08-10-2010, 10:51 PM
Oh..and Dallas and BUMP..I'm jealous...damn good game to be at.

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 10:55 PM
Here's to some Cliff Lee domination tomorrow. :toast

Magic # is 43. Mariners are up 1-0 on the A's in the 7th, so it could get down to 42.

Spursfan092120
08-10-2010, 10:59 PM
Good luck M's...do it for Griffey...

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 11:17 PM
M's get an insurance run in the 8th. 2-0, still two on and no outs.

Texas Chili Dog
08-10-2010, 11:32 PM
Mariners close the door on Oakland. Lead is up to 8.5 games. Angels won so they jumped over the A's into 2nd place. But they still have one more loss than the A's, so the magic number drops to 42. :clap

EricB
08-11-2010, 03:05 AM
Shit day to be on a plane all day.

Heres hoping I can catch up on it with some Lunch with the Rangers.

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:49 AM
Be jealous fuckers :lol

Great game yesterday, we had a nice tailgate too (killed about 9 cans of Natty Light). It was pretty cool to see us stick it to Rivera as well. Here's hoping for the 2-game sweep :toast

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 12:35 PM
Be jealous fuckers :lol

Great game yesterday, we had a nice tailgate too (killed about 9 cans of Natty Light). It was pretty cool to see us stick it to Rivera as well. Here's hoping for the 2-game sweep :toast

ok :depressed

badfish22
08-11-2010, 05:46 PM
crofl Murphy bloading chodes

gaKNOW!blee
08-11-2010, 06:05 PM
Be jealous fuckers :lol

Great game yesterday, we had a nice tailgate too (killed about 9 cans of Natty Light). It was pretty cool to see us stick it to Rivera as well. Here's hoping for the 2-game sweep :toast

why?

BUMP
08-11-2010, 07:00 PM
http://www.rpi.edu/dept/phys/Dept2/APPhys1/images/man_falling_off_ciff.gif

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 07:07 PM
Clifton Phifer Lee>

BUMP
08-11-2010, 07:18 PM
http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/files/2008/04/cliff.jpg

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 07:25 PM
Shortest HR in the history of the ballpark lol

BUMP
08-11-2010, 07:32 PM
http://www.recommended.co.nz/files/users/Sabine_Schneider/Fall-off-cliff.JPG

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-11-2010, 08:47 PM
Total domination

6-1 Rangers

:clap:clap:clap

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 08:48 PM
lmao 206 million dollar payroll getting skullfucked

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-11-2010, 08:53 PM
lmao 206 million dollar payroll getting skullfucked

:cry great fuckin underdogs :cry

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 08:59 PM
:cry great fuckin underdogs :cry

:cry emotional fucking game :cry

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 09:00 PM
:cry great fuckin strikeout :cry

Cant_Be_Faded
08-11-2010, 09:01 PM
Cliff Lee is not human.

Spursfan092120
08-11-2010, 09:01 PM
:cry great fuckin Rangers :cry

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-11-2010, 09:22 PM
:cry great fucking Warrior :cry

Cant_Be_Faded
08-11-2010, 09:23 PM
Texas heat got to Cliff really fast.

This is what happened to CJ yesterday.

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 09:23 PM
:cry too fuckin close :cry

Melmart1
08-11-2010, 09:25 PM
So this is what playoff-type baseball feels like. I had forgotten in the last 11 years ...

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-11-2010, 09:29 PM
:cry one more fucking out :cry

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 09:57 PM
Fuck you Frankie!

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:01 PM
:wow

Frankie escapes!!

Spursfan092120
08-11-2010, 10:03 PM
Great pitch..great defense...now let's escape with a win.

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:03 PM
Frankie, you are one lucky POS and I still hate you.

Spursfan092120
08-11-2010, 10:06 PM
Berkman and Jeter against Feliz in the 9th....should be interesting.

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:16 PM
c'mon Feliz!

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:26 PM
fml....

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-11-2010, 10:28 PM
if we somehow get out of this.....

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:29 PM
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:33 PM
fuck this shit.

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-11-2010, 10:33 PM
Guzman I hope you get food poisoning before the game tomorrow

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:34 PM
If Guzman isn't as useless as an asshole on my elbow, I don't know what is.

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:34 PM
Guzman I hope you get food poisoning before the game tomorrow

lol at this clown Guzman....is he really that bad????? Dude is a guaranteed OUT every at bat lol

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:34 PM
Fuck Frankie
Fuck Feliz
Fuck Guzman

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:35 PM
lol at this clown Guzman....is he really that bad????? Dude is a guaranteed OUT every at bat lol

:elephant

he can't field for shit either.

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:35 PM
Guzman and that fat catcher Molina are trash.....

:elephant

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:36 PM
What the hell does Guzman bring to this team anyway?

He can't hit
Can't field
Didn't even want to play here initially
Doesn't run hard

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:36 PM
he can't field for shit either.

He makes Blanco look like Cano

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:37 PM
and there it is....fuck

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:37 PM
game.....

what is up with that pitchers tongue action lol

:elephant

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:37 PM
Guzman and that fat catcher Molina are trash.....

:elephant

Yeah that throw to 3rd base was about as Little League as it gets.

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:37 PM
Young has no fuckin range at 3rd

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:37 PM
god damn i hate the fucking yankees

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:38 PM
Just give up a bomb here Ogando put us out of our missery

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:38 PM
Wow I can imagine how bad it is right now as far as Yankee fans go.

I was at the game last night, and it was like these Post-Gasol Lakerdouches here.

They don't say a word until the Yankees take a lead and they roar out the "Let's Go Yankee" chants like the guido cockroaches they are

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:38 PM
devastating fucking loss

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:39 PM
Young has no fuckin range at 3rd

on replay he could have at least TOUCHED the damn ball lol

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:39 PM
devastating fucking loss

Is this when the wheels start to fall off?

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:39 PM
This is the kind of person I wouldn't mind seeing get hit by a car...

http://hosted.stats.com/mlb/photos/201008101815657223365-p3.jpeg

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:40 PM
tbh it must be damn easy to buy a fucking roster

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:40 PM
Is this when the wheels start to fall off?

let's not get retarded about this.

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:40 PM
bad loss...and I was just starting to cheer for the Rangers.....

Cliff Lee started the choke job

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:40 PM
Oh ya and fuck Cruz for tagging up on that shallow fly ball to end the rally

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:40 PM
I still believe, who is batting in the bottom of the 9th?


Fuck Guzman and Molina. If they're batting, it's done

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:40 PM
Wow I can imagine how bad it is right now as far as Yankee fans go.

I was at the game last night, and it was like these Post-Gasol Lakerdouches here.

They don't say a word until the Yankees take a lead and they roar out the "Let's Go Yankee" chants like the guido cockroaches they are

tbh Red Sox fans in Arlington are worse.

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:41 PM
Oh ya and fuck Cruz for tagging up on that shallow fly ball to end the rally

:tu

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:41 PM
God I hate these fucking Yankee fans, they fucking come out of nowhere as soon as they're team takes the lead

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:42 PM
I still believe, who is batting in the bottom of the 9th?


Fuck Guzman and Molina. If they're batting, it's done

Son I have never seen two worse hitting players in the big leagues. They are both HORRIBLE....why even come to the plate....take the out...it's automatic

:elephant

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:43 PM
tbh Red Sox fans in Arlington are worse.

I've been to games with both teams and they're both equally bad.

Atleast Sox fans you can have a conversation with. Yankee douches just stand up collectively when their team takes the lead and point to their fists symbolizing the rings.

Pretty much 27 rings faggot, except in real life with most of these guys never setting foot in New York

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:44 PM
:lmao Harrison....ballgame

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:45 PM
I've been to games with both teams and they're both equally bad.

Atleast Sox fans you can have a conversation with. Yankee douches just stand up collectively when their team takes the lead and point to their fists symbolizing the rings.

Pretty much 27 rings faggot, except in real life with most of these guys never setting foot in New York

true. at least Yankee fans have probably been on that bandwagon all their life. Any Red Sox douche out there in Arlington was probably a Yankee fan pre-2004.

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:46 PM
Imagine being able to say 27 rings faggot :lol

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:46 PM
Hamilton with the game winner. I still believe kinda sorta.

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:47 PM
top of the order


tbh the rangers bukkaked mo last night

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:47 PM
Damn that half inning took about 45 min

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:49 PM
How is this old fucker still so good....1 ERA....really??? Fuck me....I hate the Yankees

:elephant

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
Elvis, are you kidding. You have got to let that ball hit you. FUCK

edit: OR NOT!!!!!!

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
Triple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
How is this old fucker still so good....1 ERA....really???

Apparently drinking Jeter's semen works wonders.

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitho lyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholy shitholyshitholyshitholyshit

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
Elvis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
:wow Elvis

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:50 PM
niceeeeeeeeeeeeee.....strong work playa

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:51 PM
Score that mofo

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:51 PM
fuck!

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:51 PM
fuckin Young...take a damn pitch son.....idiot

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:52 PM
God dammit MY don't swing at that fuckin cutter... FUCK

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:52 PM
Get him in dammit!

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:52 PM
Walk Hambone to setup up DP

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:53 PM
Vlad's up game over

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:53 PM
oh god you have got to be kidding. If we don't score here...

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:53 PM
fuck...


shit cmon vlad

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:53 PM
God damn cutter again, have these fuckers never seen this guy pitch

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:53 PM
lol....FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU TWO....CHOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't even get a sac fly

:elephant

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 10:54 PM
fuck fuck fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:54 PM
lol at these clowns

:elephant

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:54 PM
fuck

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:54 PM
Don't swing at the Cutter you stupid fucks....what a bunch of fuckin idiots

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:54 PM
Fucking pathetic, the Yankees work the count to get their runs in

We get a leadoff triple and completely bail him out

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:55 PM
devastating motherfucking loss

lose a 6-1 lead.

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 10:55 PM
Fucking pathetic, the Yankees work the count to get their runs in

We get a leadoff triple and completely bail him out

tbh Yankees didn't have to work that hard, as erratic as Feliz was.

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:55 PM
Awesome this game was on ESPN so the whole country got to watch this choke job

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:55 PM
Fucking pathetic, the Yankees work the count to get their runs in

We get a leadoff triple and completely bail him out

Horrible son....work the count...make him throw a couple strikes. GET A DAMN SAC FLY......

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:56 PM
What worse than feliz blowing it, Elvis leading off with a triple and the next 3 hitters fuckin choke

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 10:57 PM
tbh all the yankee fucks are spamming on my fb wall how the rangers won't contend when just 2 hours ago they were all "getting off. fuck this game, fuck the rangers. yankees cant play in the damn heat, night nukkas"

Cant_Be_Faded
08-11-2010, 10:57 PM
tbh i wish i was as gay as a tbh user but tbh rangers got exposed as good ole fashion rangers on this one


the Old School Brother is a great manager but it was fucking stupid to take Cliff Lee out with a 6-2 lead.
When did the Yankees start racking up hits? Uh. Yeah. tbh

BUMP
08-11-2010, 10:58 PM
Horrible son....work the count...make him throw a couple strikes. GET A DAMN SAC FLY......

:elephant

Son, I'm going to drink my sorrows away. God Bless you and your family 'Looms

:elephant

sribb43
08-11-2010, 10:59 PM
I feel just as down as I did after the mavs blew a 4th quarter lead back in '07 to the suns and lost in double OT. A straight punch to the fuckin gut

Amarelooms
08-11-2010, 10:59 PM
tbh i wish i was as gay as a tbh user but tbh rangers got exposed as good ole fashion rangers on this one


the Old School Brother is a great manager but it was fucking stupid to take Cliff Lee out with a 6-2 lead.
When did the Yankees start racking up hits? Uh. Yeah. tbh

Son he took him out when it was 6-4 and Lee was choking bad....he started this mess

:elephant

monosylab1k
08-11-2010, 11:00 PM
tbh i wish i was as gay as a tbh user but tbh rangers got exposed as good ole fashion rangers on this one


the Old School Brother is a great manager but it was fucking stupid to take Cliff Lee out with a 6-2 lead.
When did the Yankees start racking up hits? Uh. Yeah. tbh

crofl tbh maybe you should challenge JT to another fight imho

Texas Chili Dog
08-11-2010, 11:01 PM
tbh i wish i was as gay as a tbh user but tbh rangers got exposed as good ole fashion rangers on this one


the Old School Brother is a great manager but it was fucking stupid to take Cliff Lee out with a 6-2 lead.
When did the Yankees start racking up hits? Uh. Yeah. tbh

Except Lee was taken out after it was 6-4.

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 11:01 PM
Son he took him out when it was 6-4 and Lee was choking bad....he started this mess

:elephant
son he is part of a highschool rejects krew led by a fatass with a bowlcut.

dont mind him

sribb43
08-11-2010, 11:02 PM
Thanks Cliff, Frankie, Feliz, Cruz, and Guzman for a shitty night

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 11:04 PM
Thanks Cliff, Frankie, Feliz, Cruz, and Guzman for a shitty night

Cliff was fine. Frankie, Feliz, and Guzman fucked it up for the Rangers. Cruz also made a dumbfuck play

sribb43
08-11-2010, 11:06 PM
Cliff was fine. Frankie, Feliz, and Guzman fucked it up for the Rangers. Cruz also made a dumbfuck play

Which dumbfuck play? The....

-Boneheaded tagging up to 3rd
-miss play of Jeter's fly for a triple
-him and Josh not catching Berkman's ball

????

MavDynasty
08-11-2010, 11:08 PM
The dumbass tag which ended the inning with 2 men on( I think)

sribb43
08-11-2010, 11:17 PM
Cliff Lee just said it was the hottest game he had ever pitched in... Not a good sign :bang

Lee Corso
08-11-2010, 11:23 PM
tbh i wish i was as gay as a tbh user but tbh rangers got exposed as good ole fashion rangers on this one


the Old School Brother is a great manager but it was fucking stupid to take Cliff Lee out with a 6-2 lead.
When did the Yankees start racking up hits? Uh. Yeah. tbh

Whooooooooooooop!

Da Olllllllllle Ball Coach took a gamble and paid for it sweetheart!

Yew jess kent dew things like dat!

MookieCrew
08-11-2010, 11:24 PM
i don't know what it is but not watching baseball then posting your opinions on the manager's decision to pull the SP with a 6-2 lead when in reality it was a 6-4 lead dumps smegma all over watching the game and giving an educated opinion i saaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Cant_Be_Faded
08-11-2010, 11:27 PM
Cliff was still in good shape. My bad on the 6-2/6-4 front, but it was still flat out stupid

He could have got out of that jam and then they could have used that silly "O'Day/Oliver for two outs" strategy in the 8th inning.

I said earlier in this thread looked like the heat got to Cliff fast, that's what happened to CJ yesterday but I was actually joking. If Cliff really said that....he seems like one not to make excuses....

it was still 94 degrees when the game ended according to channel 4.

Lee Corso
08-11-2010, 11:28 PM
i don't know what it is but not watching baseball then posting your opinions on the manager's decision to pull the SP with a 6-2 lead when in reality it was a 6-4 lead dumps smegma all over watching the game and giving an educated opinion i saaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

This CBF guy sounds like a sloppy beaner with a shitty haircut

Oh yeah and ask that Mookie fellow what size he orders his shirts in. I need new bedsheets for my Tempurpedic.
That's what I woulda done!!!

Cant_Be_Faded
08-11-2010, 11:28 PM
:lol @ tbh crew thinking using their trolls to ruin Rangers threads affects me

I'm bandwagon fan number 30342342343 on this thing. Just along for the ride. Don't hurt me much.

My bad on the 6-2 comment but I still think he could have got out of the inning. Could have saved O'day/Oliver til the next inning.

I saidddd

Lee Corso
08-11-2010, 11:32 PM
:lol @ tbh crew thinking using their trolls to ruin Rangers threads affects me

I'm bandwagon fan number 30342342343 on this thing. Just along for the ride. Don't hurt me much.

My bad on the 6-2 comment but I still think he could have got out of the inning. Could have saved O'day/Oliver til the next inning.

I saidddd

Maybe you and the other bandwagon fans can meet on the internet and form a lifelong friendship while listening to some Eminem.

i saaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddddddd dd

MookieCrew
08-11-2010, 11:32 PM
:lol @ tbh crew thinking using their trolls to ruin Rangers threads affects me

i don't know what it is but your mentioning this at all appears weak, like they got to you. not so fast my friend! mookie crew will crominate them like Clarence Boddicker crominated Bob Morton i saaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddddddd

Cant_Be_Faded
08-11-2010, 11:35 PM
sorry you guys obsess with the CBF so much you'll log in as trolls to post in a Rangers thread
where's that ass-licker JT?


Still shoulda left Cliff in to close out that inning.

Melmart1
08-12-2010, 12:01 AM
Good gawd, Rangers fans jumping off already? It's one loss. You guys should be used to them losing. If this was any other year, they likely would have gotten swept. Calm down.

And can we keep the fucking trolling to a minimum? This is one of the few places that not every thread is inundated with foolishness, wouldn't it be nice to keep it that way?

Ignorant Spurs fan
08-12-2010, 12:09 AM
Good gawd, Rangers fans jumping off already? It's one loss. You guys should be used to them losing. If this was any other year, they likely would have gotten swept. Calm down.

And can we keep the fucking trolling to a minimum? This is one of the few places that not every thread is inundated with foolishness, wouldn't it be nice to keep it that way?

Mothafucking cosigned gotdamnit!!!

Just sign Tim Duncan, Ginobli, and Parker to max deals and hire Poppovich as head coach and the Rangers will 10 peat!1!1!!!!!!:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:: lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::flag::flag:

Dr House
08-12-2010, 12:18 AM
And can we keep the fucking trolling to a minimum? This is one of the few places that not every thread is inundated with foolishness, wouldn't it be nice to keep it that way?

These trolls just mad cause this Yankee victory FURTHER cements Kobe's legacy as the GOAT!

I mean we already knew he had the biggest penis and everything....


:elephant

crc21209
08-12-2010, 12:18 AM
Fuck the Yankees. Rivera should've been exposed for the pussy he is after he gave up that triple to Elvis....but he lucked out. :td

dallaskd
08-12-2010, 01:08 AM
went to both games this series. the atmosphere was electric. Shitty way to lose tonight, but im not worried. It was a good split and time to get ready for the red sox.

Veterinarian
08-12-2010, 08:28 AM
went to both games this series. the atmosphere was electric. Shitty way to lose tonight, but im not worried. It was a good split and time to get ready for the red sox.

No one gives a shit about your opinions outside of the MMA forum. Go back in there and post some more of your bull queer ramblings.

DoKdynasty
08-12-2010, 08:58 AM
No one gives a shit about your opinions outside of the MMA forum. Go back in there and post some more of your bull queer ramblings.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Spurminator
08-12-2010, 09:20 AM
Annoying loss but hard to complain about a split with the Yankees. I just hope the heat doesn't sour Lee on sticking around next year. It really seemed to get to him.

Eric Dampier
08-12-2010, 11:54 AM
I gotta say

With the MavFan meltdown, BUMP trolls, and CBF's retarded opinions, the last few pages of this thread have been pretty entertaining :lol

MavDynasty
08-12-2010, 12:12 PM
nigga shut the fuck up

MavDynasty
08-12-2010, 12:12 PM
Any word on when Kinsler comes back? Guzman fucking blows. Automatic out at the plate.

sribb43
08-12-2010, 12:32 PM
Any word on when Kinsler comes back? Guzman fucking blows. Automatic out at the plate.

Sept 1

Jacob1983
08-12-2010, 02:21 PM
I'm glad that series is over. I can't Yankee fans especially when the Yankees play the Rangers in Arlington. I bet a lot of them at the game bitched about the heat yet they left New York to come live in Texas because of the cheap prices of houses. Rangers should have won last night. You can't blow a 4 run lead while you're in a pennant race and expect to win. The Rangers seriously need to get their act together because if they don't, they will probably be swept by the Yankees in the first round if they do make the playoffs.

Texas Chili Dog
08-12-2010, 02:43 PM
I'm glad that series is over. I can't Yankee fans especially when the Yankees play the Rangers in Arlington. I bet a lot of them at the game bitched about the heat yet they left New York to come live in Texas because of the cheap prices of houses. Rangers should have won last night. You can't blow a 4 run lead while you're in a pennant race and expect to win. The Rangers seriously need to get their act together because if they don't, they will probably be swept by the Yankees in the first round if they do make the playoffs.

I bet most of them have never even been to New York. Most of them are probably Texans who are Yankee fans. Just like all the other bandwagonners. And those are the cockroaches I wish would be stepped on.

BUMP
08-12-2010, 02:47 PM
I'm glad that series is over. I can't Yankee fans especially when the Yankees play the Rangers in Arlington. I bet a lot of them at the game bitched about the heat yet they left New York to come live in Texas because of the cheap prices of houses. Rangers should have won last night. You can't blow a 4 run lead while you're in a pennant race and expect to win. The Rangers seriously need to get their act together because if they don't, they will probably be swept by the Yankees in the first round if they do make the playoffs.

You're given them way too much credit, to be a Yankee fan all you have to do is

1) Stand up when the Yankees take a lead and point to your shirt that says "World Champions"

2) Chant "Let's Go Yankees" when the rest of the crowd does

3) Brag about the fact that you have more titles than anybody else

That's all these faggots did when I went to the game. When the Rangers were winning, you had no idea these guys were there, as soon as they took the lead they erupted and did those three things above.

I know a few "Yankee fans" that have never been east of the Mississippi, they're all fucking retarded. They make lakaluva look like Sir Isaac Newton

DoKdynasty
08-12-2010, 02:53 PM
I know a few "Yankee fans" that have never been east of the Mississippi

Oh really, I woulda never guessed you knew black people.

Dave Mustaine
08-12-2010, 03:48 PM
And can we keep the fucking trolling to a minimum? This is one of the few places that not every thread is inundated with foolishness, wouldn't it be nice to keep it that way?

You act like this forum which regularly has 2 active threads going at one time at the most is some haven for awesome posting. You sure are on a high horse considering the most interesting this forum has been all baseball season is when ducks was rambling about baseball's bird rights.

dallasmavsnfuego214
08-12-2010, 03:53 PM
^:rollin

EricB
08-12-2010, 05:53 PM
Good gawd, Rangers fans jumping off already? It's one loss. You guys should be used to them losing. If this was any other year, they likely would have gotten swept. Calm down.

And can we keep the fucking trolling to a minimum? This is one of the few places that not every thread is inundated with foolishness, wouldn't it be nice to keep it that way?

Cosigned.

The larger forums have gone to shit now that every other person is an insulting troll who thinks they are a goddamn comic.

Dave Mustaine
08-13-2010, 11:41 AM
Cosigned.

The larger forums have gone to shit now that every other person is an insulting troll who thinks they are a goddamn comic.

This post has so many emo undertones, my wrists are bleeding.

Will Hunting
08-13-2010, 11:57 AM
This post has so many emo undertones, my wrists are bleeding.



I'll bet the blood from your wrists makes a great steak sauce!

Texas Chili Dog
08-13-2010, 07:03 PM
friday! friday! friday! NIGHT! http://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/rockout.gif

Amarelooms
08-13-2010, 07:30 PM
this fat fucker Molina...sucks ass. Has he had a big hit yet all f'n season????? What a piece of trash....

:elephant

Spursfan092120
08-13-2010, 07:45 PM
this fat fucker Molina...sucks ass. Has he had a big hit yet all f'n season????? What a piece of trash....

:elephant
dude..you can trash the other forums..but please don't trash this one...we actually enjoy this one.

Amarelooms
08-13-2010, 07:47 PM
dude..you can trash the other forums..but please don't trash this one...we actually enjoy this one.

what dummy??? I'm not trashing anything. Do you not agree he sucks??? Has he even had a big hit the past month???

:elephant

Texas Chili Dog
08-13-2010, 07:48 PM
what dummy??? I'm not trashing anything. Do you not agree he sucks??? Has he even had a big hit the past month???

:elephant

He had a grand slam and a cycle against the Red Sox. :elephant

Texas Chili Dog
08-13-2010, 07:49 PM
Good start to this game so far.

edit: spoke too soon. :(

Amarelooms
08-13-2010, 07:55 PM
He had a grand slam and a cycle against the Red Sox. :elephant

Son you saying that fat fuck got a triple??? Haha hell must of froze over that day. From my watching of the Rangers the past 3 weeks...he is HORRIBLE...as is that idiot Guzman. They are pretty much guaranteed outs. Neither of them should be on the team.....who is the backup catcher...let him play

:elephant

Spursfan092120
08-13-2010, 07:58 PM
Son you saying that fat fuck got a triple??? Haha hell must of froze over that day. From my watching of the Rangers the past 3 weeks...he is HORRIBLE...as is that idiot Guzman. They are pretty much guaranteed outs. Neither of them should be on the team.....who is the backup catcher...let him play

:elephant
Dude..why do you post in a thread when you know nothing about this team? The "backup" is Taylor Teagarden, and he does play sometimes, depending on the matchups. Molina is getting better, and yes, had a cycle against Boston...and a Grand Slam. He's had a few decent hits in clutch situations. Pay the fuck attention if you're going to start bashing players. It's like you bashing the Cowboys fucking 4th string quarterback...what the fuck do you expect?

Texas Chili Dog
08-13-2010, 07:58 PM
Son you saying that fat fuck got a triple??? Haha hell must of froze over that day. From my watching of the Rangers the past 3 weeks...he is HORRIBLE...as is that idiot Guzman. They are pretty much guaranteed outs. Neither of them should be on the team.....who is the backup catcher...let him play

:elephant

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c_id=mlb&content_id=9969169&query=game_pk%3D265153

:lol

Spursfan092120
08-13-2010, 07:59 PM
Good start to this game so far.

edit: spoke too soon. :(
Hunter's starting to scare me...people are starting to take it out of the park against him, and we don't have a whole lot of guys who can make plays like Hamilton just did.

EricB
08-13-2010, 08:05 PM
Hunter's first five outs didn't get out of the infield and only three balls have been hit with anything. Gotta remember the jet stream out in right center that exaggerates balls hit out there to begin with.

Texas Chili Dog
08-13-2010, 08:05 PM
HR Ortiz. FUCK!

EricB
08-13-2010, 08:05 PM
and that one was hit to left center....

EricB
08-13-2010, 08:06 PM
Tommy's pitches arent up up, but they are up just enough.

Not pulling down on the ball enough.

Texas Chili Dog
08-13-2010, 08:06 PM
Wtf?!?!?!?!?!?!?

EricB
08-13-2010, 08:06 PM
He's just throwing batting practice out there right now.

They are all right down the middle...